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EV Lealock

@evlealock.bsky.social
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Try hard novelist of unpublished books. I also have cats. [she/they]

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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Petition to include bananas in pictures of newly discovered animals. You can’t just tell me that the cat is really small.
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
POV: you’re my phone when I’m trying to doomscroll, but my cat wants pets.
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Being chronically online means I have a lot of friends outside my country. They’re pretty worried about Americans, but then I explain things like ambrosia salad and Jimothy and they… they, uh, become more worried about our health and sanity.
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Got the usual scam discord friend request but they had the nerve to CALL instead of the usual message, and I already get 10+ scam calls a day on my phone. I don’t need them in discord too.
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I hate having trauma and anxiety because I am stone faced with horrific adversity, but I am broken down in a ball right now because my dinner plans have fallen through for a third time tonight.
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The recent episode of Lanterns featured a magpie-jay that is native to Mexico. This has started an argument between me and my partner on if the non-native bird is an alien or bad bird-casting. I’m on team alien.
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I get Dutch Bros as a treat for when I do a big adult task, so maybe once a month. Accidentally scheduled and showed up to the doctor for a body part I don’t have, (had a hysterectomy), so…. No tea today…
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Grief is hitting me super hard in the form of a dehydration headache from crying so much. Everyone give your sibling a hug next time you can, or at least some kind words of support. Also get your health checks in and eat your fiber.
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Had a several month issue where this idiot was pulling out all the fur from his legs. We tried coning him, treating for anxiety, stress, the works. Turns out he just wanted a replacement collar. The bow/bell fell off shortly before the mess started and apparently I didn’t replace it quickly enough.
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Anyone have tips for taking pictures of black cats without their phone freaking out because it thinks black cat=extra exposure because nighttime. I just want to show everyone what a perfect lady she is.
A black cat with a blue collar. She is a year old and has green eyes.
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
ADHD is going 3 weeks without Bluesky because I have enough energy to doomscroll but not enough to reset my forgotten password.
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Had a friend who had to take a mental health break during their shift due circumstances a patient was put through today. I don’t want to go into details but it’s stressful to have another fear added to the back of the mind. Anyways, here’s Meemers.
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Every time I have an endometriosis flair up, I feel like I’m on my deathbed. One arm limply hovering as I cry to the heavens, “Ladies, talk to each other about your periods, some shit ain’t normal…” “… and get your cervical screenings.”
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Irving cares not if the light is perfect for pictures, he cares only if he can get to the cat tree first so that he may bask in its glow.
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Update on my injured cat, struggling with long-term medical collars. She can’t wear the plastic will work one and still eat. She can’t wear donut because she can still lick her foot. She’s currently wearing two donuts, which makes her lick her wound less but she’s absolutely miserable.
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Depression means sometimes you pull yourself up and get things done, but then the Panda Express server shoots you a glance before throwing in an extra scoop of orange chicken… And you realize that even though you’re doing better, you still look like you’re having the worst day ever. Baby steps.
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Send some thoughts and prayers for the poor vet techs having to work on Ellie, for she is in full Upsetti Spagetti mode. She has a cut on her paw and I don’t have the budget to fix both my leaking toilet and get her sedation. Last night was wild.
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Anyone have a good music service they listen to? Spotify is basically dead to me after the bugs I ran into last night and I think I’m stuck listening to international radio stations until I find something better.
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I’m going to try to write a novella a month this year. Whatever random thought comes to me, good or bad, it’s a novella now.
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Happy Evemas everyone! Last year, nights before family meetups had me shadow boxing in the corner preparing to argue any dumb political stuff that came up but I literally do not have the energy this year. I’m so tired, guys. So tired.
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
As we enter the finish line, I’ve decided that I have bought enough games this year. Luckily, Steam’s winter sale goes until Jan 5th so I can give next year a head start. Very excited to check out Blue Prince!
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
I can’t use the bird test on my partner because they are oddly paranoid about them.
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
I need my cat to realize that if I am handing his sister a treat, and she drops it, and he punches her so he can eat it, I will not be handing him a treat. Cats and consequences do not go hand in hand but I am trying.
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Amazon, I don’t know why you say my package is arriving Thursday when the both of us know that ain’t happening.
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
It’s a Friday. Why do few trick or treaters?
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
How dare this video game make me decide between two minor characters that I’ve become overly emotionally invested in.
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
I was talking to a friend about Final Fantasy and he said the second Dissidia was his favorite. I don’t have many hills to die on but there is clearly collection of valid FF games that are allowed to be someone’s number one but I will not stand a Dissidia being amongst them.
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Got asked to send a postcard to a relative, and even though I haven’t touched a paintbrush in over twenty years and have practically no experience watercoloring, I tried to do something special. I tried the technique of unifying color by having the same undertone. I think it worked?
This is a watercolor painting of a Cinderella pumpkin and a ball cactus. The pumpkin is not round but squashed and concave at the top. The ball cactus is poorly painted but spiky looking.
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Please sent heartfelt wishes to the 200 pumpkins outside of Safeway. We’re sitting in mid-90s weather for the next two weeks and I fear they won’t make it until Halloween.
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I live in an area where it’s still going to be in the 70s by the time Thanksgiving comes around, but I’ve never understood why no one turns on the grill during the colder seasons. I get why in places where it does snow and rain, but I don’t get why they don’t here.
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Because it is the sacred day of cats, I will be burying my nose into my new ttrpg book.
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Recovery from my surgery has devolved to singing “hysterectomy” over and over again to the tune of “Somebody you used to know” / “Anxiety.”
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
When my long-distance friends and I discovered we all take out our garbage on Thursday, we formed the Thursday Night Trash Crew. This is the day we do a splurge of cleaning around the house. It’s really helped me because my headset is wireless, and I can be mirroring clean up with someone else.
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
My foster kitten is all healed up and ready to go. I’m going to miss Napoleon. He’s the only long haired kitten in the bunch. At five months, he weights 8.5 lbs and is larger than his short-haired mother. Genetics is a crazy thing.
A long haired brown tabby kitten with a cone around his neck. The cone is made of fabric and has a space pattern printed on it.A two week old kitten is sitting upright on a couch. The couch itself is brown and has a rough striped pattern on it. He is sitting on a teal blanket that has white rainbow shapes on it.
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
I took an intro to Java course online and during introductions I lied and said I was a middle aged woman looked to enter a new field. I lied. I just want to make video games.
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
I’m a day late to national kitten day but i still want to share.
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
So the scammy loan officers not only replaced their telemarketers with ai, the ai is introducing itself in “interesting ways”
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
It’s nice when he sits behind me and just chills.
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Rob Mayeda NBC Bay Area @robmayeda.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Great view by @EightOneECHO near Communication Hill / San Jose of the Dragon re-entry trail heading to splashdown off the SoCal coast @nbcbayarea 5/24/2025
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Hey, it’s 1030 at night right now in Northern California, near Sacramento, and I just saw a rocket (maybe) flying I think southward. Anyone know anything about that?
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
His ears are so full of whimsy.
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I looked it up, I know that the posts are supposed to be called skeets, but I’m part of an older generation and that word means something different to me so I’m just gonna keep calling the squeaks.
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Today was one of those severe mental trauma days and I just have to keep reminding myself that I’m already diagnosed with PTSD and scars can’t build up on scars.
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Everyday has its trials, even if it’s spending a year trying to book an optometry appointment because they only book one month in advance but won’t tell you when the booking day starts. I’m so blind. I’d ask someone to send help but I won’t see it coming.
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I grew up in a situation where I wasn't allowed to speak about my interests or opinions, which resulted in me never learning how to talk to people or use social media. I literally have no idea how to function here.
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
What's the cost of a free cat? Over $2500. $350 for the initial neuter and vaccines and over $2000 to remove a tumor from his shoulder. Apparently vaccines give Sam super tumors and he almost lost a leg. It grew to double the size of a pea within a week of the injection but was safely removed.
A brown and white tabby kitten wearing an space-themed medical collar. He is laying in an elevated cat bed and chomping on his foot in a humorous manner.
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
I've never taken in an animal who didn't have an unexpected cost of a couple hundred dollars the first year I had them. This is why pets can make for terrible gifts. They are a several year financial and emotional commitment. I should go over costs of free pets at some point. They are not that free.
A collection of four kittens on a sofa. They are all brown tabbies. Three are asleep on a red blanket while a brown and white one stares at the camera.
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
Friendly reminder that if your worried about your relationship, it's perfectly okay squirrel away a to-go bag with a few days of extra clothes and important documents. And if anyone asks, it's part of your emergency kit, you know, in case of tornados, flooding, or fires.
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