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Evita Bergstad

@evitabergstad.bsky.social
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Tall and gangly Norwegian silly sausage. Illustrator, content designer and literary critic. She/her. 33. I also need to stress that in my profile picture, my face is covered in glue. Please don't call me for your next stag do.

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AronBerg @aronberg.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
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Evita Bergstad @evitabergstad.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
The untapped potential in Hannibal’s sixth finger is deadass sending me to Mars! I may have gotten cunfused about which hand is his special one, don’t come for me. Quick-ish doodle in Procreate. #hannibal #nbchannibal #hannigram #hannigramfanart #madsmikkelsen #hughdancy #bryanfuller
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Evita Bergstad @evitabergstad.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Same image as previously posted, different background colour. The red is unavoidable. Favourite husbands ♡ #hannibal #hannigram #murderhusbands #eattherude #bryanfuller #procreate
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Evita Bergstad @evitabergstad.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Not a day goes by where I don’t think about these beautiful assholes! #hannigram #hannibal #murderhusbands
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Evita Bergstad @evitabergstad.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Dear scammers, How thick and deprived of self-awareness do you think I am?! Eat a bag of dicks. Sincerely, sexy baby
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Evita Bergstad @evitabergstad.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Golden oldie from the archives of 2018. I have NO IDEA WHY I MADE THIS but I approve of this spur of insanity. #art #menstruationfairy #tamponexpress #watercolour
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Evita Bergstad @evitabergstad.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Happy new year! May this picture of me as a 4 year old aspiring, tormented artist bring you joy and inspiration. If you have access to a small child, please provide them with a paint brush and a wall as soon as possible.
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
old man: AWW WHAT AN ADORABLE NEW BABY. LET'S CUT THE TIP OF ITS PENIS OFF
 IT'LL BE OK CUZ BABIES CAN'T FEEL PAIN. *daughter approaches*: FATHER ONE OF MY EGGS MAY HAVE BEEN FERTILIZED AND I WANT TO GET RID OF IT 
old man:... HAVE YOU CONSIDERED HOW THE BABY WOULD FEEL, PSYCHO?!!
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Evita Bergstad @evitabergstad.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
The Wall Scene - if I’d had a fucken say in it. Mlem! #whowouldn’t #goodomens #ineffablehusbands #ineffableidiots #crowley #aziraphale #procreate #digitalalrt #art
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Evita Bergstad @evitabergstad.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Mix up at the hair colourist… 😳 IT’S ALMOST TIIIIIIIIIME AAAAAH!!! Immensely excited about them starting shooting in January! #goodomens #davidtennant #michaelsheen #ineffable #go3 #aziraphale #crowley #art #digitalart #procreate
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Evita Bergstad @evitabergstad.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
To be fair, this pretty much covers our collective, annual rage every March, April and sometimes May. I don’t even know if any of us can truly justify living here anymore, at this point. Delulu <3 #comic #cartoon #art #comicstrip #norwegianspring #northernnorway
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Evita Bergstad @evitabergstad.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Was INSANELY bored at this year's Christmas conference. Did I doodle for 7 hours? Yes. Did that result in me not paying any sort of attention for 7 hours? Also yes. Please enjoy some bored-ridden ballpoint pen-doodles. David Pen-nant, if you will. #doodles #penart #davidtennant #art #scetch
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Art class should never stop being a thing. Like if right after lunch we all got to go down to the basement for an hour, throw on a smock, and make collages out of old magazines while somebody's eccentric, slightly witchy aunt tells us how great we're doing, I feel like we'd all be in a better place.
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Evita Bergstad @evitabergstad.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
My old cover for my master thesis in 2018: "Uncovering the Obscene in Vladimir Nabokov’s Lolita and John Irving’s The Hotel New Hampshire – A Critical Analysis of Cultural Divisions". If only Lolita had Susie the bear. #masterthesis #illustration #pencilillustration #johnirving #nabokov #lolita
A pencil black-and-grey illustration of a young girl standing with her arms crossed next to a protective brown bear, standing on it's hind legs.
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Evita Bergstad @evitabergstad.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
A little throwback to 2021 when I did one of my first ever proper digital portraits as a Christmas present for a friend, ordered by his wife. It took for fecking ever, but I've been hooked ever since. #digitalart #portrait #art #photoshop #commission
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Evita Bergstad @evitabergstad.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Denial is a river in Egypt. 2020 was a wild ride. #cartoon #comic #pandemic #digitalart #art #procreate #covid
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Evita Bergstad @evitabergstad.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
I was just asked to show ID for buying a bottle of wine. I'm 33. No one talk to me, I feel way too young and invincible at the moment.
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Evita Bergstad @evitabergstad.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Meanwhile, our politicians are busy stealing sunglasses, making stupid errors on their taxes and caught plagiarising on their master theses. At least it's not rape, election subversion or falsifying business records... #caricature #digitalart #procreate #Norwegianpolitics #plagiarising
Caricature of Ingvild Kjerkol and Sandra Borch sneaklily copying documents in a dark copy room.
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Evita Bergstad @evitabergstad.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie. (Me whenever anyone asks me anything these days. I'm in the middle of my exams, please help)
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Evita Bergstad @evitabergstad.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
The one thing I miss the least from my years as a barmaid, is customers I want to slap. Have a cup of Earl Grey, you twat. #comic #cartoon #barmaid #digitalart #procreate
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Evita Bergstad @evitabergstad.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
This one probably doesn't even require translation for non-Norwegian speakers. I hate these e-scooters so much, they truly bring out my inner Karen. #procreate #e-scootersareevil #pleaseuseyourlegs #art #comic #cartoon
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Evita Bergstad @evitabergstad.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Got to draw my friend's diploma for his outstanding work for the neighbourhood community. Tattoos drawn from memory, thank you for asking 😐 #art #digitalart #procreate #diploma #mylittlepony
Digitally drawn portrait of a smiling middle aged man with tattoos on his arms, wearing a light blue t-shirt.
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Evita Bergstad @evitabergstad.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Silly sketch from a speedy excersise for my design studies at OsloMet last semester. Inspired by real life events. #drinkingculture #digitalart #sketch #procreate #beer
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Evita Bergstad @evitabergstad.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
This is so fucking dumb, I'm so sorry. #art #badpun #pennywise #sketch #help
Sketch of Pennywise the clown with his breats out, with the caption "TIT".
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AronBerg @aronberg.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
#everymanhybrid
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Evita Bergstad @evitabergstad.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Sometimes I get to do more serious portraits, too. They're a pain, but I love it. Present for my very good friend's dissertation party. #art #portrait #photoshop #realisticart
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Evita Bergstad @evitabergstad.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Can't wait for the Norwegian election next year, so I can start making stupid shit like this again. #art #digitalart #photoshop #senterpartiet #Norwegianelection #pennywise #vedum
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Evita Bergstad @evitabergstad.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
It's Thursday - cuddle a breast. Any breast! Commission for a Northern Norwegian comedy book.
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Evita Bergstad @evitabergstad.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I'm just gonna put this right here... #isthisthereallife #isthisjustfantasy #whatthehellamerica #blinktwiceifyouneedhelp #procreate #digitalart
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