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Evil Robot Cat

@evilrobotcat.bsky.social
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Reeve-obsessed. I draw things and customize Nendoroids.🔞 Comics are here! Paintings at: @divinerobotcat.bsky.social patreon.com/evilrobotcat

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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 3h
I'm exhausted tonight. No matter how much I record, it's not enough... And no amount of videos and screencaps will be interacting with the game. Just. Playing with Cait Sith and Chaos while making copies at work.
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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 3h
oh my god 😂😂😂
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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 16h
The details are incredible! 🤩
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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 16h
Seasons is my favorite to play, no contest. I like the story of Ages more, but to this day I can't play it without a guide to walk me every step of the way.
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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 16h
This is why I have a cat. It even talks! Keeps asking me for a keystone, though. Does anybody know where I can get one?
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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 18h
Your language is MUCH cleaner than mine when I play pinball! 🤭 Looks like a lot of fun!
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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 22h
I've been wanting gold paint for ages, and finally got a bottle! (I... I should probably return the champagne gold one I borrowed from my sister.)
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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Struggle all you like, little vampire! You're in my clutches, and you're going to... have a bath. 😐 His hair has gone sticky. I may have to strip it to the base and repaint it.
A custom Nendoroid of Vincent Valentine squirms angrily in a hand with gold nails.
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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Migraine be damned, I WILL play with my new glorious metallic gold nail polish. Gonna have fingertips like Vincent. 🤩
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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You are correct! 😍
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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh boy, migraine at work! I feel dizzy. 🫠
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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I... yknow what, sure, that's how it happened.
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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Two chapters, although waiting would be torture!
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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I love finding a book like that. Just close enough to your favorite flavor without being the exact same thing. 🥰
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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This should be playing on the radio.
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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oooooooh, a classic. 🥰
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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
HAPPY HALLOWEEN! 

Here's a lovely photo of the buffet table before it was utterly destroyed by hungry guests.
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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Here's a rather candid shot of Sidon and Yona at the buffet table. Apparently ONE of the chocolates has extra spicy cinnamon in it. Who'll get that one, I wonder...?As the party winds down and the guests go home, Yona livens up the night with tarot readings! What's in your future, Link?
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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
To round out the decorations, Sidon and Link carve pumpkins.Once the party begins, Link hands treats to everyone. Zelda receives a paper keese!
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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Last Halloween I made a Patreon exclusive seven photo set of a #BotW #Halloween party. Well. I make the rules, so I say now we can share the ENTIRE PARTY right here on Bluesky! Enjoy your treat~ 🎃 #toyphoto
The gang's all here! Link is dressed as Ravio, Zelda is- well, I guess she's Hilda? (She's already a princess...) Sidon is a deku scrub, and Yona is a witch! Before the party, Zelda and Yona cut paper streamers to decorate the apartment.
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fluoxetinehcl♡ - (Eira Pototo) Commission WAITLIST! @fluoxetinehcl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
社長 Thank you so much @/Kez_Artwork for commissioning me 💕 #RufusShinra #ルーファウス神羅 #fluodraws
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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He'll have a million Cait Siths to keep him company.
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Neglected Books @neglectedbooks.com · 02/10/2026
I start teaching another class on Pre-Code films today, so here's one of the more Pre-Code-ier musical numbers of the Pre-Code era. From Meet the Baron (1933), directed by Walter Lang. 1/2
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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No. Just for the fact that it's a remake, people will have a lower opinion of it. FF7R kinda fell into that trap by not revealing that it wasn't actually a remake. So if Nintendo has any BIG secrets about this, they'd do themselves a favor by just letting us know. But I doubt it's a whole new game.
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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh my God, I so envious of your day's plans! Mine are work and cleaning. 😭
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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Especially that book in particular, when it's a cautionary tale about the dangers of hate-reading. 🤭
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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Applying for something means there's a risk of being told no, but it also means there's a possibility of being told yes. 🎉
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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Truly a novelty burger worthy of its name... 😱🤔
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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
How were people supposed to cram that entire thing into their mouths? Was this a hamburger for snakes?
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The Yetee 🌈 🕊️ @theyetee.com · 02/10/2026
NEW! We’ve got Grin or Treat designed by Tee Twist and Halloween Favors the Cait designed by Pop Culture Wizard both #dailytees available for 24 hours only at www.theyetee.com
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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I hope you'll b able to get the ones you want, even with the extra steps it might take. 🥺
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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ugh, I saw that part. I closed the window and skipped the whole game. I'd rather not watch football than have to see people praise that human garbage. 🤦
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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
oh my god my childhood 🥺💖
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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
God, same...
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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oct 13th:
Vincent Valentine wearing a hat and sash labeled BIRTHDAY BOY
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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Weepuls, my beloved! We need to bring this trend back!
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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Because art is a caged, screaming animal that will tear you apart from the inside out if you don't let it out. And there doesn't have to be a goal. Everything isn't *for* something. You're allowed to just do things. Take that, brain! 👍
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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
⑤ Everything, of course! 😉 Have fun during your break! Enjoy that cool October weather!
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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh heck, wait, adding to my little fantasy - a dozen of the nail seals. Those would be great for customizing!
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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'd happily take the Zora acrylics, the accessory box, and the lipstick case. ...probably two of those. One to use, one to keep pretty. 🤭
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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You mean Mr. Valentine? Oh, he totally came around on Chaos! You could even say he carries Chaos in his heart now. 🙂
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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Might I suggest TWO bingyuan sea monster AUs? Both guaranteed to end happily! (I liked them so much, I made fanbinds of both!) archiveofourown.org/works/728222... archiveofourown.org/works/632839...
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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Love the vintage vibe!
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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You could blow up the cover art to fill the majority of the space, so that people can see the action easily, even from far away and over the heads of all the other attendees. As for which part to zoom in on, it's just a matter of wiggling the picture around until a certain angle leaps out at you. 😉
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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I hear what you're saying, Shinra Middle Manager, but have you ever heard about our lord and savior, Chaos? 😁
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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Whoever they are, they've blocked me, so I don't even know they're here now. 🤭
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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As for a tutorial on making cold porcelain, I found this rather long/in-depth video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hws...
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How To Make Cold Porcelain Clay Homemade Air Dry Clay #clay #airdryclay #clayart
YouTube video by mimo corner
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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you whip up a batch and find that you enjoy working with it, there are tutorials ranging from simple to elaborate for sculpting figures. And if you get *really* into it, you can move to more expensive sculpting mediums (which may or may not come with special safety instructions, fair warning).
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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Though it's not plush, here's a fun thing to look into - cold porcelain! It sounds fancy, but it's basically home-made play doh that hardens. It shrinks as it dries, and it can crack or get moldy if you're not careful, but it's a practically free way to experiment with making your own figurines!
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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This was sort of a jumpscare for me, since I've got a gigantic wall scroll of this image right above my computer desk.
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