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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Ever Crisis is no more. Time to make Ever Crisis at Home.

FF7 Ever Crisis screenshots of Tifa Lockhart dressed in her Festive Style gear.

Assorted Nendoroid body parts, some already carved into, lying on a sheet of paper with rough sketches of Festive Style.

Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Struggle all you like, little vampire! You're in my clutches, and you're going to... have a bath. 😐 His hair has gone sticky. I may have to strip it to the base and repaint it.

A custom Nendoroid of Vincent Valentine squirms angrily in a hand with gold nails.

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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Last Halloween I made a Patreon exclusive seven photo set of a #BotW #Halloween party. Well. I make the rules, so I say now we can share the ENTIRE PARTY right here on Bluesky! Enjoy your treat~ 🎃 #toyphoto

The gang's all here! Link is dressed as Ravio, Zelda is- well, I guess she's Hilda? (She's already a princess...) Sidon is a deku scrub, and Yona is a witch!

Before the party, Zelda and Yona cut paper streamers to decorate the apartment.

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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

One super pixelated SQH coming right up!

SVSSS screenshot showing a sharpened and blurry zoom in of Shen Qingqiu and Shang Qinghua

SVSSS screenshot. Mobei Jun approaches Shang Qinghua, Shen Qingqiu, and Luo Binghe. An orange arrow points to Shang Qinghua with question marks above it because honestly, they didn't even confirm that this WAS Shang Qinghua, we're just going with what we've got here.

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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I've seen several people doing it, so I went looking and made one, too! 🤭 These are the 9 games that made me who I am (in no particular order). I love a ton of games, but these left strong impressions on me that I still carry today. Does any of it surprise you? Or is it just like me?

My 9 Games
The nine games that made me who I am

Final Fantasy 7 - needs no explanation
Dirge of Cerberus - likewise
Terranigma - the first game I yelled at and ugly cried when it ended
7th Guest - I was WAY too young to play this game!!!
Breath of the Wild - no explanation needed
Tokimeki Memorial - the REAL reason I started studying Japanese 😳
Final Fantasy 9 - Or, "You Will Die Someday, the Video Game"
Harvest Moon - a safe space to think about marrying women while growing up in the bible belt
Princess Maker 2 - this game made me realize that how seriously I took my education would have Consequences when I grew up

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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

A little preview of my art page for this year's @mxtx-foodzine.bsky.social! You'll have to wait a little longer to see what LBH's going to cook - or can you already guess? 🥰

SVSSS fanart. Clad in a pink heart-shaped apron with I HEART SHIZUN over his chest, Luo Binghe gestures toward several floating vegetables.

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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

"I thought I'd never find it again..." #svsss

Nendoroid photo recreating the fake jade Guanyin at Maigu Ridge scene.

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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Usually my patreon money goes directly to groceries, but I've been longing for a football- themed blanket for weeks, and it was on sale, so I got it! (Thank you, patrons! 😭💖💖) My naughty cat loves it just as much as I do! ...hey, we can share, right? Little buddy? Pal?

A black cat spits on a green blanket with white stripes.

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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

OH HEY I TOTALLY FORGOT. GUYS I MADE A REEVINCE DOUJIN LAST YEAR. 28 pages of my beloved OTP - with holographic covers, because I love them so much! 🥰 #reevince #FF7

A hand holds a purple and white holographic book labeled, "Playing Cards at the Manor. Reeve/Vincent. Evil Robot Cat." On the cover, Vincent Valentine and Cait Sith recreate a chess meme with Queen's Blood.

(Behind the book are two terrariums, an audio cassette player, and vintage 1980s cross stitch and figurines on lace doilies. Because what else would you expect from someone who runs an account like this? What do you mean, something wildly different?)

The book spread open to show two comic pages. In the first, Vincent Valentine explains to Cloud Strife that his ancestor had fourteen children, then mispronounces Cloud's name and proposes starting a family to Reeve Tuesti while Sephiroth appears to offer Cloud a raw human heart. In the second, Reeve, Vincent, and Chaos recreate the "Nine Months in My Womb" meme, with Chaos Tyrant as their baby.

Another two page spread. On the first page is the second half of a wordplay game, where a list of words chosen by the player are inserted into a short story about Cloud Strife, Vincent Valentine, and Cait Sith. On the second page are two yonkoma sharing the same punchline: Vincent Valentine getting pissed and chucking Cait Sith out of Shinra Manor.

Another two page spread. On the first page are the final paragraphs of a short fic in which Cloud and Reeve discuss an unseen incident in Reeve and Vincent's past. On the second is a comic page in which Cloud asks Reeve why Cait Sith appears so frequently at the Gold Saucer, and Reeve reveals he worked multiple jobs to supplement his department's low funding. It is as depressing as it sounds.

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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Going to summer camp with his dad's weird boyfriend because if his dad marries his weird boyfriend then he'll have TWO weird dads.

Cait Sith, dressed in a camper costume, gleefully poses for the camera as Chaos stands behind him.

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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Going to summer camp with his boyfriend's weird kid because if he marries the boyfriend then this will also be HIS kid and he might as well get used to it. #EverCrisis #FF7

EC FF7 screenshot. Chaos stands beside Cait Sith, who is dressed in a camper costume and cheering gleefully.

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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

What the-? I got a little too enthusiastic today... No more gold needle for Lyle. 😢

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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CLOUD! You're turning four (again)! Your mamas and your best friend have prepared goodies for you! Cake, pizza, soda, and presents! Sephiroth wanted to give you a pear, but Aerith convinced him to pick out a watercolor set instead. 🤭 #ff7 #ToyPhoto

Custom Nendoroids. In a sunny kitchen, Cloud (age 4) stands surrounded by his mothers (Aerith and Tifa) and his mortal en- I mean his best friend, Sephiroth (age 6). Tifa offers Cloud a wrapped present. Behind him several gifts have already been opened, and the table is decked out with party food.
TEXT: Happy Birthday, Cloud
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fan creation - not for sale or reupload

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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Hm? What are Aerith and Tifa up to? Baking a cake in secret? Wonder why? Aerith's skills in the kitchen are um... well, Tifa volunteered to handle the baking, so Aerith will decorate! 😁 #aerti #ff7 #toyphoto

Custom Nendoroids. In a sunny kitchen, Aerith and Tifa hover over a cake. Aerith pipes the icing under Tifa's careful guidance.

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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

The hottest part of summer has arrived. These days it feels like we're gonna melt. To keep everyone cool, Aerith and Tifa surprise the kids with a treat - ice cream! What flavor do you want in your bowl? #ff7 #aerti #toyphoto

Customized Nendoroids. In a sunny kitchen, Aerith Gainsborough and Tifa Lockhart gesture toward a giant ice cream sundae surrounded by small dishes. Sephiroth (age 6) and Cloud (age 4) look up, with their backs to the camera.

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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Vincent in traditional clothing aaaaaaaa. 🥰 It was my biggest wish to see Vincent (and Cait Sith) like this. Cait didn't get a costume, but he did get a new ultimate weapon.

FF7 Ever Crisis screenshot collage. Vincent Valentine dressed in a black yukata with an oni mask and high ponytail.

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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Status update on Lyle! He's way too blue, but there's just not enough variety in the grey threads to pull it off. Also, his eyes glow in the dark. #LookOutside

A partially completed half stitch picture of Lyle from Look Outside. The piece is surrounded by bright pink and green tools and a stuffed pink cat with giant glitter eyes.

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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Let's light fireworks with Cait Sith. 🥺💖 #evercrisis #ff7

Ever Crisis screenshot. On a beach at night, Cait Sith drops materia into his megaphone, shooting off fireworks from it.

Cait Sith, Vincent Valentine, Sephiroth, and a giant cactuar fight in a brilliant blast of orange and pink lights.

Vincent summons ghost fires in the pink glow of the fireworks.

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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Old art post - Reeve's Moving Hell House. 🤭 #ff7 #reevince

Parody combining FF7 and Howl's Moving Castle. It shows Vincent and Reeve doing the final kiss scene from the Howl movie, but on top of the Hell House.

TEXT: Reeve's Moving Hell House. Sorcerer Reeve travels the Midgar wasteland with Vincent, his old-as-dirt lover who magically looks young, and Chaos, a soul-bound demon who threatens to kill the planet but mostly just saves Reeve's bacon when monsters attack.

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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I've made the "Sephiroth and Reeve compare puppetry skills" joke way too many times, but listen. I will make it again and again. #ff7 #sephiroth

A large sign decorated with Reeve Tuesti and Cait Sith's faces, reads: PUPPETRY LESSONS

Sephiroth: (thinking) This is just what I've been looking for...

Sephiroth: Yes... Time to improve my technique! Let's go, Cloud!
Cloud: (hangs lifelessly under Sephiroth's arm like a doll)

Reeve: (holding hand puppets of Cait Sith and Vincent) No.
Sephiroth: (heartbroken, still carrying Cloud) But I haven't even asked anything, yet...
Vincent Puppet: FUCK no.

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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

My copy of @tbfantazine.bsky.social arrived! This book is a BEAST! You could fight the undead with it! 👀 I'll share a tiiiiny peek at my page art with everyone. My spot art is still a complete secret! 😉

Thunderbolt Fantasy Zine, Across the Sea, resting on a pink rug.

Lin Nendoroid leans over the book to showcase its immense girth.

The book opens to reveal a hand holding a sword - and a tiny jester cap?

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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Sending you the nicest thing in the world (according to me)!

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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Well, it's that time of year again. Happy Father's Day, one of you! #FF7 #FathersDay

Vincent Valentine and Professor Hojo stand side by side. Vincent's arms are crossed; Hojo hunches and scowls.

Sephiroth holds a card labeled HAPPY FATHER'S DAY! and hums in confusion.

...and hands one half of the card to Vincent, and the other to Hojo, saying, "Here."

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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

At last, my Lucrecia Crescent custom is finished! Sephiroth has been waiting and waiting for her! Let's have a normal, happy childhood with mama! #FF7 #toyphotography

Customized Nendoroids. In a brightly lit room decorated with modern furniture and flowers, Lucrecia Crescent stands beside Sephiroth (age 12).

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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Gonna get fucked up GOOD tonight. The original still scares the shit out of me *and* is a comfort game. But guys, I'm garbage at puzzles. I'M GONNA NEED YOUR HELP. #t7g #the7thguest

Text: The 7th Guest Remake - Downloading

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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

It's officially too hot for my paint to cure.😐 I will NOT let it stop me this year. I've got a patio and a mosquito net and an extension cord and a lamp. I'll paint her at midnight if I have to! #lucreciacrescent #ff7

Photo of various Nendoroid parts covered in resin putty. A craft knife cuts through a thin strip of putty.

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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Happy Pride! We deserve to be happy and loved! #reevince

Custom Nendoroids. Vincent Valentine scowls into his hand as Reeve Tuesti, clad in a pleated skirt, waves pompoms joyfully.

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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Here's a sneak peek at my piece for the miphlink charity zine, @courage-and-grace.bsky.social! Our chosen charity is The Ocean Foundation. You can treat yourself and help out a good cause! 🥰

IMAGE: Clad in the Zora set, Link smiles down at Mipha, who wears the Zora crown. They stand before the goddess statue, arms gently clasped.

TEXT: Sneak Peek - Courage and Grace - A Miphlink Zine - preorder the zine at MIPHLINKZINE.BIGCARTEL.COM

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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Summer is just around the corner! Time to air out the cabin and get it ready for- what's this?! Spiderwebs?! Tifa and the kids can unpack - Aerith will tackle this mess right now! #aerti #toyphotography

Customized figures. Carrying a bag over her arm, Tifa leads Sephiroth (6 years old) deeper into an empty house as Cloud (4 years old) watches Aerith angrily swing a broom at spiderwebs hanging from the ceiling at the front door.

No spiders were harmed in the making of this photo.

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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

LBH: Breakfast is ready, Shizun! SQQ: What the- where are my clothes?! LBH: W-with all due respect, we... 😊 SQQ: Then why are YOU dressed?! LBH: Well, I had to make breakfast. Say ahhhh~ 💖 #svsss

Nendoroids. A fully dressed Luo Binghe stands by the bed, offering out a spoon. In bed, a naked Shen Qingqiu shrieks in outrage.

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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

SQQ: Binghe. LBH: Yes, Shizun? SQQ: You're supposed to be asleep. LBH: Yes, Shizun. SQQ: So go to sleep. LBH: Yes, Shizun. (He did not sleep at all, the entire night.) #svsss

Nendoroids. Tucked into bed up to their noses, Shen Qingqiu peeks nervously at a very excited and not sleeping Luo Binghe.

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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

SQQ: Are you sure Liu Mingyan said this is what girls do on sleepovers? LBH: Positive! Soooo, come on, Shizun, let's see them! #svsss

Nendoroids. Shen Qingqiu and Luo Binghe sit on their bed. Decked out in pink pajamas, Luo Binghe eagerly eyeballs Shen Qingqiu, who's clad only in a towel.

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Evil Robot Cat @evilrobotcat.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

This project has overtaken my life. I got some gauze for the curtains, but they need an overhang to hide under. 😱

Closeup of a doll-sized replica of Shen Qingqiu's bed on its side. There is a long, hidden gap in the frame.

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