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Bryant 🇨🇦, 🟦

@evilplasticfork.bsky.social
919 followers 529 following 6.4K posts

Xennial, pun and snow advocate. Loves pineapple on pizza. Fitted sheet folder. Snow Mexican.

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Bryant 🇨🇦, 🟦 @evilplasticfork.bsky.social · 1h
The #ForYou post for me never seems to show any posts newer than a few hours...often showing posts older than 12h.
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Bryant 🇨🇦, 🟦 @evilplasticfork.bsky.social · 1h
Had to enable TPM in the BIOS, but yes. Then Updates informed me that I was eligible, but 11 wasn't ready to be deployed yet to my machine. So I had to wait a few months.
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Bryant 🇨🇦, 🟦 @evilplasticfork.bsky.social · 2h
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Bryant 🇨🇦, 🟦 @evilplasticfork.bsky.social · 2h
@bethginygk.bsky.social Bonjour! Bon mardi!
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Pudgy Penguin's Coffee Morning
ALT: Pudgy Penguin's Coffee Morning
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Bryant 🇨🇦, 🟦 @evilplasticfork.bsky.social · 5h
They still haven't found Larry since the last sinkhole incident. If he isn't found soon, an offering may have to be prepared.
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Bryant 🇨🇦, 🟦 @evilplasticfork.bsky.social · 12h
Glad he's okay!
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Bryant 🇨🇦, 🟦 @evilplasticfork.bsky.social · 12h
Hi! Good to see you on here!
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Bryant 🇨🇦, 🟦 @evilplasticfork.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Bryant 🇨🇦, 🟦 @evilplasticfork.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I read a post a while back where a kid made his parents brush their teeth with him because he saw an ad that said brushing alone isn't enough to prevent cavities.
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Bryant 🇨🇦, 🟦 @evilplasticfork.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There's a supply chain issue with celestial piping at the moment. For now, they say to use the faucet in the Triangle-Circle Garden Celestial reservoir.
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Bryant 🇨🇦, 🟦 @evilplasticfork.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh, and the sink will be installed on Tuesday.
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Bryant 🇨🇦, 🟦 @evilplasticfork.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Bryant 🇨🇦, 🟦 @evilplasticfork.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
More good news. While speaking with maintenance, Jordan from admin dropped by. We talked about the archery incident and they said that the ban will be lifted soon, but with conditions TBD. They're still working on determining conditions.
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Bryant 🇨🇦, 🟦 @evilplasticfork.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'll follow up with maintenance afterwards.
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Bryant 🇨🇦, 🟦 @evilplasticfork.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Astral plane Triangle-Circle 7 tonight?
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Bryant 🇨🇦, 🟦 @evilplasticfork.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This gave me the thought that I wouldn't put it past him to try and put himself in your national anthem.
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Bryant 🇨🇦, 🟦 @evilplasticfork.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Cute Mocha and Milk Bears Cuddle
ALT: Cute Mocha and Milk Bears Cuddle
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Bryant 🇨🇦, 🟦 @evilplasticfork.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The championships will be called the Superbowel!
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Bryant 🇨🇦, 🟦 @evilplasticfork.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That's one good kid, I tells ya.
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Bryant 🇨🇦, 🟦 @evilplasticfork.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What dinosaur makes the most noise when he is asleep? Why, a Tyrannosnorus! @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social 🙃
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Bryant 🇨🇦, 🟦 @evilplasticfork.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Bryant 🇨🇦, 🟦 @evilplasticfork.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Whenever I eat them, I inspect each one for cracks. If I find one, I pick at it until I can separate the chocolate from the peanut, then eat them separately. If it's flawless, I just pop it in my mouth.
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Bryant 🇨🇦, 🟦 @evilplasticfork.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Brain: I love this food! Body:
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Bugs Bunny Says NO
ALT: Bugs Bunny Says NO
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Bryant 🇨🇦, 🟦 @evilplasticfork.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I admire your optimism.
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Bryant 🇨🇦, 🟦 @evilplasticfork.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Threads has gotten more shouty lately.
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Bryant 🇨🇦, 🟦 @evilplasticfork.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm all for this. All of this!
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Bryant 🇨🇦, 🟦 @evilplasticfork.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Bryant 🇨🇦, 🟦 @evilplasticfork.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🚨IT'S THAT DAY AGAIN!!!!🚨 @cordiallycourtney.bsky.social
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Bryant 🇨🇦, 🟦 @evilplasticfork.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Read the post. Felt anger...
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Bryant 🇨🇦, 🟦 @evilplasticfork.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sometimes, I've written out thoughts in a blog. I never published it, but I still needed to get it off my chest. I know with blog posts you can unpublish something.
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Bryant 🇨🇦, 🟦 @evilplasticfork.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I hope you get the job!
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Bryant 🇨🇦, 🟦 @evilplasticfork.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Crazy-Eyed Squirrel with a Knife
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Bryant 🇨🇦, 🟦 @evilplasticfork.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Bryant 🇨🇦, 🟦 @evilplasticfork.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
TMW you've been replaced as a reaction meme...
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Bryant 🇨🇦, 🟦 @evilplasticfork.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@jeannieprinsen.bsky.social
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Bryant 🇨🇦, 🟦 @evilplasticfork.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A bit TMO for me.
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Bryant 🇨🇦, 🟦 @evilplasticfork.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Bryant 🇨🇦, 🟦 @evilplasticfork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mornin'
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Making Coffee Kosher
ALT: Making Coffee Kosher
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Bryant 🇨🇦, 🟦 @evilplasticfork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Bryant 🇨🇦, 🟦 @evilplasticfork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@bethginygk.bsky.social Bon mardi!
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Pudgy Penguin's Good Morning Coffee
ALT: Pudgy Penguin's Good Morning Coffee
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Bryant 🇨🇦, 🟦 @evilplasticfork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@jeannieprinsen.bsky.social i feel like half of your job is responding to FB comments with, "...did you read the article? ".
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Bryant 🇨🇦, 🟦 @evilplasticfork.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Bryant 🇨🇦, 🟦 @evilplasticfork.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
lol!
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Bryant 🇨🇦, 🟦 @evilplasticfork.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Bryant 🇨🇦, 🟦 @evilplasticfork.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Bryant 🇨🇦, 🟦 @evilplasticfork.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Sir Hiss from Robin Hood in a Basket
ALT: Sir Hiss from Robin Hood in a Basket
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Bryant 🇨🇦, 🟦 @evilplasticfork.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is glorious.
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Bryant 🇨🇦, 🟦 @evilplasticfork.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sometimes I'll pronounce it just isss, letting that last part linger a bit longer.
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Bryant 🇨🇦, 🟦 @evilplasticfork.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Additional note: While the free version does not have the option to schedule weekly scans, they do seem to offer the option for a monthly scan of your system. Otherwise, it's basically an on-demand scan. You can also use it to scan suspicious files (right-click) or USB drives.
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Bryant 🇨🇦, 🟦 @evilplasticfork.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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