Sign in

Evil Martians

@evilmartians.com
879 followers 18 following 505 posts

Design and engineering consultancy for developer tools, AI, and cybersecurity startups. Lago, Tines, Teleport, Wallarm, and Whop grow with Evil Martians.

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by Evil Martians
Jim Remsik @jremsikjr.bsky.social · 1h
See you in San Francisco? Early birds end today!
031
Evil Martians @evilmartians.com · 2h
‼️ See what's in it for you and buy tickets before the price goes up tomorrow: evilmartians.com/chronicles/s...
evilmartians.com
SF Ruby Conference: regular ticket prices end September 30—Martian Chronicles, Evil Martians’ team blog
Regular SF Ruby Conference tickets are $450 through September 30. Meet Ruby friends, play The Pier, join small-group conversations, and explore the 2026 program in San Francisco.
010
Evil Martians @evilmartians.com · 2h
The talks are curated to show the tools people are working on and how companies approach similar problems. We're also putting a lot of work into the experience off the main stage so people can have the conversations that move the ecosystem forward.
101
Evil Martians @evilmartians.com · 2h
In a world where everyone can build apps with AI, our job is to build skills, harnesses, and tooling that help them make better apps. But for new builders to choose Ruby/Rails, we need to talk to each other and understand what's missing in the ecosystem. That's the whole idea behind @sfruby.com.
112
Evil Martians @evilmartians.com · 28/09/2026
Read the full story: evilmartians.com/chronicles/w...
evilmartians.com
Why Gusto hired Evil Martians for Sidekiq infrastructure—Martian Chronicles, Evil Martians’ team blog
Gusto runs payroll for 500,000+ businesses on one of the largest Rails monoliths anywhere. Why a team this strong hired Evil Martians for Sidekiq at scale, what running background jobs at that size ac...
010
Evil Martians @evilmartians.com · 28/09/2026
What we did for them: - Upgraded Sidekiq versions - Turned on Sidekiq strict arguments, which exposed a couple of subtle bugs - Fixed compatibility and bugs in Gusto's custom tooling - Hardened RuboCop rules and AI agent skills - Fixed bugs upstream in the open-source libraries Gusto depends on
210
Evil Martians @evilmartians.com · 28/09/2026
A bit of context on Gusto: - It processes about 170M Sidekiq jobs a day, peaking near 270M. - It runs roughly 1,000 workers on a single Redis instance. - The main bottleneck is the primary database. - At that volume, a 0.01% failure rate means thousands of failed jobs a day.
100
Evil Martians @evilmartians.com · 28/09/2026
Gusto brought us in to work on their Sidekiq background job infrastructure because we've spent years solving this exact problem at scale. Our team has written libraries that solve specific problems of running Sidekiq in production, such as sidekiq-fairplay, sidekiq-fair_tenant, Yabeda, and more.
100
Evil Martians @evilmartians.com · 28/09/2026
Gusto has a big and bright engineering team, so why would they hire consultants like us? "There's one reason a team like this brings in outside help: a specific, hard, high-stakes piece of infrastructure," writes @inazarova.bsky.social for our blog. Here's what we did for @gustohq.bsky.social. 🧵
220
Reposted by Evil Martians
San Francisco Ruby Conference, Nov 10-12, 2026 @sfruby.com · 28/09/2026
SumIt is coming to SF Ruby as an Emerald sponsor! It's a powerfully simple family office accounting platform powered by Ruby. We have a close relationship with the team since they were also our clients at @evilmartians.com. Find its team at the conference and chat about what SumIt can do for you!
121
Evil Martians @evilmartians.com · 24/09/2026
ATTENTION ALL RAILS WORLD ATTENDEES. 🚨🚨 We need you today more than ever. Help us find our sea lion and bring it back home! 🦭
010
Evil Martians @evilmartians.com · 24/09/2026
This little rascal. Let's find him and bring it back home!
010
Evil Martians @evilmartians.com · 23/09/2026
We have no words to describe how exciting it was to see our team's faces on the Rails World screen this morning. Thanks to @amandabrooke.bsky.social for the trust and our team for the work they've done for The Rails Foundation. You can check the Agents on Rails report here: rubyonrails.org/ai
032
Evil Martians @evilmartians.com · 23/09/2026
AI makes design systems cheaper than ever. Yet, for speed, design system discipline is often lost. But it’s non-negotiable now! We’ve made a framework with 8 changes to how we make design systems, and use them to build products. evilmartians.com/chronicles/a...
evilmartians.com
AI makes design system guardrails mandatory; this framework delivers them—Martian Chronicles, Evil Martians’ team blog
AI has made implementing and enforcing design systems cheaper than ever. At the cost of speed, this falls through the cracks. But agentic development makes good design system practice non-negotiable. ...
054
Evil Martians @evilmartians.com · 23/09/2026
The event is full, but you can join the waitlist and be the first to get a spot if someone drops out:
partiful.com
devtool founders coffee & waffles #SFTechWeek | Partiful
Location:​ find as at the picnic tables behind the playground. Laguna st. x Washington st. We're gathering a small group of founders to talk about all things devtools and data privacy for AI. ​This is a small, founder/builder-only gathering in SF. ​Attendance is limited (~20); apply now. Most likely to be approved if you're a early-stage devtool founder. We curate for diversity of perspectives, company stages, and expertise areas ​This event is co-hosted by Evil Martians and Assenteo. Evil Martians is a boutique engineering consultancy for startups. bolt.new, Buildkite, Lago, Tines, Teleport, and Whop grow with Evil Martians. In SF, we've built a 200+ community of early-stage devtool founders. Join the movement. Assenteo provide actionable and trust-building data compliance solutions. We've worked with 100+ companies to build enterprise-grade trust. This event is a part of #SFTechWeek—a week of events hosted by VCs and startups to bring together the tech ecosystem. Learn more at www.tech-week.com.
010
Evil Martians @evilmartians.com · 23/09/2026
We are bringing our Devtool Founders Coffee and Waffles event to SF Tech Week. 🧇 Just like last year, we are gathering early-stage founders at Lafayette park in SF to chat about devtools and data privacy. This time, we're partnering with Assenteo, a firm that handles data compliance for startups.
110
Evil Martians @evilmartians.com · 22/09/2026
Technical founders tend to find joy in coding, not so much in selling. But most times, you need a customer telling you how to make your product better for it to grow. In this conversation with @kateholterhoff.com, Victoria Melnikova, touches PMF, the state of the devtools industry, and AX:
youtube.com
Good Wigs & Golden Paths: Dev Tools in the AI Era with Victoria Melnikova
YouTube video by RedMonk
240
Evil Martians @evilmartians.com · 18/09/2026
Our fonts, official logo and all its fun variants, and brand guidelines are live on the website under '/brand'.  If you need to use our logo for anything, e.g., saying great things about us, go and download what you need in SVG or PNG format. The best variation has to be Elvis Martians, for sure.
000
Evil Martians @evilmartians.com · 17/09/2026
If you write JS, consider donating to the team: github.com/sponsors/e18e
github.com
Sponsor @e18e on GitHub Sponsors
e18e (Ecosystem Performance) is an initiative to improve performance of tooling and libraries in the JavaScript ecosystem
040
Evil Martians @evilmartians.com · 17/09/2026
Not all heroes wear capes... at least the @e18e.dev team doesn't. They’re on a mission to make the JS ecosystem lighter and faster. So we’re donating to them as part of our OSS donation program. They've already reduced node_modules size and made Node.js tooling much faster, and we appreciate it!
2518
Evil Martians @evilmartians.com · 17/09/2026
One may say we use real hair for our wigs. 😂 Thank you for having us, Kate!
010
Evil Martians @evilmartians.com · 16/09/2026
Want to speak at the next meetup? Take the stage for 10-30 minutes and share: - Demos of new Ruby startups - New open source in the Ruby/Rails ecosystem - Real stories from Ruby/Rails apps and teams, solving complex, tricky, or fun problems Submit your talk:
forms.gle
SF Bay Area Ruby Meetup CFP
We are doing 10/20/30 minute presentations. Our preference: - demos of new and ambitious Ruby startups (just tell us what you're building with Ruby!) - new open source in Ruby/Rails ecosystem (including your wild experiments and new ideas in established open source projects) - real stories from Ruby...
020
Evil Martians @evilmartians.com · 16/09/2026
The recording of last month's SF Ruby meetup at @gustohq.bsky.social is live! 🚨 Speakers:  - Edward Kim from Gusto  - Madison Sites from @orderco.bsky.social  - Harsh Parekh from VitalSource We ended the session with 60-second on-stage intros.  
youtu.be
SF Ruby Meetup. August 25, 2026 ‪@Gusto with Edward Kim, Madison Sites, and Harsh Parekh
Ruby is behind the Bay Area's most successful tech organizations an...
120
Reposted by Evil Martians
San Francisco Ruby Conference, Nov 10-12, 2026 @sfruby.com · 15/09/2026
Only 15 days left to get tickets at regular price, then price goes up! So we hid a secret single-use 15% OFF coupon in this image. 🔥 Find it, claim it, and get your ticket with a discount today! luma.com/sfrubyconf2026
022
Evil Martians @evilmartians.com · 15/09/2026
Shipping skills could soon mean as much as READMEs. As AI writes more, libraries that teach agents to correctly use their APIs will win. Rails Hyperdrive lets gems distribute agent guidance and getting started just takes Markdown files and a gemspec metadata entry. evilmartians.com/chronicles/r...
evilmartians.com
Rails Hyperdrive: supercharged agentic development for Rails—Martian Chronicles, Evil Martians’ team blog
Introducing Rails Hyperdrive: a development-only Rails engine that gives AI coding agents live answers from your booted app and lets any gem in your bundle ship guidance gated to your Gemfile. Convent...
350
Reposted by Evil Martians
San Francisco Ruby Conference, Nov 10-12, 2026 @sfruby.com · 14/09/2026
This conference is about celebrating YOU. 💙 So after chatting with a bunch of you, we made three changes to the event: - We changed the name back to SF Ruby Conference. - We updated our keynote speakers because, unfortunately, Garry Tan can't make it anymore. - Day passes are now for sale.
183
Evil Martians @evilmartians.com · 14/09/2026
If you use this tool, consider donating to the maintainers (@cure53.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy): github.com/sponsors/cur...
github.com
Sponsor @cure53 on GitHub Sponsors
Support cure53’s open source work
000
Evil Martians @evilmartians.com · 14/09/2026
We’re donating to DOMPurify as part of our open source donation program. DOMPurify, built and maintained by Cure53, is the best tool to protect your website from XSS attacks. They are doing an amazing job at tracking all new potential attacks. We respect and rely on their findings.
1123
Evil Martians @evilmartians.com · 10/09/2026
If you’ve benefited from this tool, consider donating to Greg too: github.com/sponsors/gre...
github.com
Sponsor @gregberge on GitHub Sponsors
Sponsoring me is a good way to show your interest and to encourage me to create new projects! ❤️
000
Evil Martians @evilmartians.com · 10/09/2026
As part of our OSS donation program, this month we're celebrating @gregberge.com. He’s the maintainer of ~20 OSS projects, including SVGR. SVGR transforms SVG files into React components. It also works with Webpack, Vite, and Next.js.
110
Reposted by Evil Martians
San Francisco Ruby Conference, Nov 10-12, 2026 @sfruby.com · 09/09/2026
When we say we want this conference to help build the future of Ruby, we mean it! Our thinking is that if you talk to each other, you'll find repeated problems, come up with ideas to solve them, and build the future that we want/need. This is how we learned about Inertia Rails. 🧵
121
Evil Martians @evilmartians.com · 09/09/2026
Agentic development brings real speed, but has broken collaboration. We can pretend, but is sending each other 50-100 PRs a day "teamwork"? @inazarova.bsky.social names the 2 kinds of work we're mixing up and shares 3 collab recipes for getting your human team back. evilmartians.com/chronicles/g...
evilmartians.com
Give up a little speed, get your team back—Martian Chronicles, Evil Martians’ team blog
Agentic speed turned all of us into super-ICs and broke our ability to collaborate. Two types of work that both produce code, and three recipes for working together again: a safe perimeter for experim...
130
Evil Martians @evilmartians.com · 09/09/2026
Ooh, fixing that. Thank you!
010
Evil Martians @evilmartians.com · 09/09/2026
🙌
020
Reposted by Evil Martians
Astro @astro.build · 09/09/2026
Faced with an ageing codebase, @evilmartians.com migrated to Astro, reusing existing React components, halving page weight, and improving performance. Learn how one engineer did it in just 9 days: astro.build/case-studies...
astro.build
Affordable and Fast Migration | Astro
How Evil Martians moved from Gatsby to Astro in nine days without rewriting a single React component
1212
Evil Martians @evilmartians.com · 08/09/2026
We've moved from Gatsby to Astro. After years of procrastination, surprisingly, 1 engineer and Claude did it in 2 weeks! 61% less homepage JavaScript, mobile score 66 to 90, page weight 2.1 MB to 1.1 MB. The story, happy engineers, bugs and all: evilmartians.com/chronicles/g...
evilmartians.com
The Golden Switch, or migrating from Gatsby to Astro in under 9¾ days—Martian Chronicles, Evil Martians’ team blog
367 posts, four years on Gatsby, and no dedicated team: here's how we moved evilmartians.com to Astro in two weeks with an LLM.
1152
Reposted by Evil Martians
Aurelie Verrot @aurelie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Join me at @sfruby.com's Startup Conference and get your pixel card too 👾 clouds.sfruby.com/e/2026-bits/...
clouds.sfruby.com
Aurelie Verrot · San Francisco Ruby Startup Conference
Senior Software Engineer at Zendesk. Joining the San Francisco Ruby Startup Conference on November 10-12, 2026.
062
Evil Martians @evilmartians.com · 04/09/2026
Read the complete interview with Marc: evilmartians.com/chronicles/r...
evilmartians.com
Rails, hacking, and Stripe as a scoreboard: Marc Köhlbrugge’s playbook—Martian Chronicles, Evil Martians’ team blog
Marc Köhlbrugge on hacking, building startups, shipping early, why Rails powers his experiments—and his wish for the Ruby ecosystem.
000
Evil Martians @evilmartians.com · 04/09/2026
Last year, @inazarova.bsky.social interviewed Marc Köhlbrugge, founder of BetaList, and Rails enthusiast. In this conversation, Marc said these words and we stand by them. There's a special magic to those who choose Ruby. He also shared how he build in public and what's missing in the ecosystem.
130
Evil Martians @evilmartians.com · 03/09/2026
We went to Mars and found that Decagon, @bolt.new, Tines, Teleport, Rails Foundation, Daylight, @gustohq.bsky.social, and Whop were already there. We redesigned our client page and felt immensely proud of our team and the work they do for these amazing companies. Check it out: ourwebsite/clients
010
Reposted by Evil Martians
San Francisco Ruby Conference, Nov 10-12, 2026 @sfruby.com · 02/09/2026
We turned SF into our childhood favorite 8-bit game to welcome you to the SF Ruby Conference! @inazarova.bsky.social built The Pier: a special place where you can turn yourself into a cute chibi character, meet other attendees, and collect gems. Join the fun, collect points, and earn rewards.
141
Evil Martians @evilmartians.com · 02/09/2026
Gusto runs payroll for 500,000+ businesses on one of the largest Rails monoliths. @inazarova.bsky.social shares why a team so strong hired us for Sidekiq at scale, what running background jobs actually takes at that size & when to stop waiting for the perfect hire. evilmartians.com/chronicles/w...
evilmartians.com
Why Gusto hired Evil Martians for Sidekiq infrastructure—Martian Chronicles, Evil Martians’ team blog
Gusto runs payroll for 500,000+ businesses on one of the largest Rails monoliths anywhere. Why a team this strong hired Evil Martians for Sidekiq at scale, what running background jobs at that size ac...
100
Evil Martians @evilmartians.com · 01/09/2026
Our new “co-authors” aren’t responsible for production and won’t be here in 6 months to explain their decisions. That's still on us, only for codebases growing several times faster. Yuri Mikhin shares 10 anti-AI slop checks and tools for frontend projects in 2026. evilmartians.com/chronicles/t...
evilmartians.com
10 anti-AI slop moves for frontend projects going faster than humans can review—Martian Chronicles, Evil Martians’ team blog
Ten checks that catch what AI-written frontend code hides: contract codegen, boundary linting, mutation testing, and dead-code detectors.
052
Evil Martians @evilmartians.com · 31/08/2026
Get tickets to the SF Ruby Startup Conference before Sep 30: luma.com/sfrubyconf2026
010
Evil Martians @evilmartians.com · 31/08/2026
The @sfruby.com conf attendees are getting into trouble. We just had to rescue Chris from a building. Vica, Anton, and Alex are happy to see him, @jpcamara.com found the chopper more exciting, and @skryukov.dev doesn't really know what happened. Buy a ticket before Sep 30 and explore SF with them.
152
Reposted by Evil Martians
San Francisco Ruby Conference, Nov 10-12, 2026 @sfruby.com · 27/08/2026
Win a ticket to Rails World! This week, if you: - Buy a ticket for the SF Ruby Conference by Aug 30 - Post about it (e.g., "I'm going to SF Ruby, who's coming?") - Tag us You're automatically participating for a free ticket to Rails World. Flight and accommodation not included. See you there!
111
Evil Martians @evilmartians.com · 27/08/2026
We're going to Austin, TX with @appsignal.com to host a RailsWorld after hours event. Join us on Sep 23rd at a secret location to enjoy the sunset, eat tacos and donuts, and mingle. Come for the tacos and the free swag. Leave with new Ruby friends. Sign up: luma.com/h5ymkrex
luma.com
🌮 Tacos at Sunset with AppSignal and Evil Martians · Luma
Attending Rails World? Join us for a lovely sunset gathering with a donut tower, tacos, nerdy ice breakers, free swag and soulful conversations about…
010
Evil Martians @evilmartians.com · 27/08/2026
Watch the complete conversation with William:
youtube.com
William Imoh, founder of Hackmamba: AEO is just good SEO | Evil Martians podcast
William Imoh, founder and CEO of Hackmamba (https://hackmamba.io/),...
010
Evil Martians @evilmartians.com · 27/08/2026
Distribution is everyone's kryptonite... well, except for William Imoh. As the founder of Hackmamba, a developer marketing agency that helps teams run the entire content and distribution pipeline, he knows how to get his clients 50k organic impressions a month. He shared his secrets on our pod.
100
Evil Martians @evilmartians.com · 26/08/2026
Our conference is called SF Ruby Startup Conference, but don't let the name fool you. The program is built for engineers who can read and write Ruby and founders who are looking for them. In this article, we explain why this conference is specifically for engineers and why you can't miss it:
evilmartians.com
Why engineers should come to the SF Ruby Startup Conference in 2026—Martian Chronicles, Evil Martians’ team blog
The SF Ruby Startup Conference is an engineers' conference: meet the people building Ruby open source, scaling Rails in production, and shaping what agentic Rails looks like next.
031