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Lara

@evilhagsadcareer.bsky.social
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I am evil hag. I have sad career :/ recently suburbanized film student

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Lara @evilhagsadcareer.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
they're playing Lana Del Rey I'm the ladies section of the gym
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Lara @evilhagsadcareer.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
leute kennt ihr jemanden der mir sagen kann wie viel mein Auto wert ist
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Lara @evilhagsadcareer.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
people spending ungodly sums of money to travel the world and then post some shit like "almost forgot that this is the point" or "life is about living it, not surviving it" like glad you remembered arent you cute
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Lara @evilhagsadcareer.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
someone help me I'm going out with friends and it's midnight and they wanna go dancing now and then a beer bar at 1 and then another club and then sing karaoke after 😭
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Lara @evilhagsadcareer.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
last day in paris and I just had the cutest conversation with am elderly french cinephile couple who recommended me a ton of movies and ofc I bought them all and spent way more money than I planned
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Lara @evilhagsadcareer.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
I know some day I'll regret not watching those "tips for time travelling to medieval Europe" videos I get recommended
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Lara @evilhagsadcareer.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
the state wants us to own nothing and pay continually for an ostensible sense of digital ownership
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Lara @evilhagsadcareer.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
sometimes I feel like everyone around me is signaling that you need to travel the world to be truly fulfilled like that's the stuff you'd regret not doing when you're older that's the number 1 thing people think about but it's stressing me out??? Like Yess I love going places but calm down pls
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Lara @evilhagsadcareer.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
go away smart woman deconstructing a topic that is important to me in a video essay... it's almost 2 am and I want dumb guy adding generic commentary to movie I've seen 10 times!!
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Lara @evilhagsadcareer.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
there's no way sean ono lennon could look any different than he does
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Lara @evilhagsadcareer.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I knew life was unfair when I found out some people LOSE appetite when they're sick
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Lara @evilhagsadcareer.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
there's a yoshimoto nara exhibition a two hour drive awayyyy I will be going in april
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Lara @evilhagsadcareer.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
why is is kinda not fun anymore being sick for a couple days when you're not a kid at school... Like now the dishes are piling up and I just feel like shit what used to be the draw
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Lara @evilhagsadcareer.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
why new mutual I made and texted for 2 days turned out to want to be my suger mommy/scam me ... can't have shit
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Lara @evilhagsadcareer.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
posted on my main for the first time in years it's soo weird like I got former teachers on there 😭
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Lara @evilhagsadcareer.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
going clubbing with ur girlfriends is just asking each other "what did he want?" every 10 mins
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chrißy @chrissy.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
To be honest
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Cheminism🏴 @atrophous.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
I saw a TikTok of a girl who said she had a crush on a cute nerdy guy and she was gushing about it. The comments were all men saying “leave him alone” and “you’ll be his villain origin story” and shit like that. And men act surprised when women hate them.
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Lara @evilhagsadcareer.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
she's so annoying she always poses like she wants her picture taken and posted on social media get over urself
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Lara @evilhagsadcareer.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
wondering what goes through our cats heads when I put my finger in their mouth while they yawn
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Lara @evilhagsadcareer.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
body protesting against early brunch plans made by the mind. most awake person alive right now it's like I'm at war with myself I know I will regret not sleeping rn
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Lara @evilhagsadcareer.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
when that little man in front of a white screen tells me he's counting on me to vote afd in-between YouTube videos I get like whole body chills leave me alone do not talk to me do not infiltrate my ayo edibiri content consumption time
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Lara @evilhagsadcareer.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
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Lara @evilhagsadcareer.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
I successfully spoke to many adult colleagues today at office lunch
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Lara @evilhagsadcareer.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
I hate landlords so much what do you mean I have to pay property taxes while you drive a fucking porsche we were freezing all winter only to have to give you 500€ more now???
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
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Lara @evilhagsadcareer.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Lisa is in season 3 white lotus??
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Lara @evilhagsadcareer.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
getting an espresso machine tomorrow yay
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Lara @evilhagsadcareer.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
this website is good for me cause sometimes... many times I want to be a hater but even the cringiest of posts are surrounded by love which is contagious
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Lara @evilhagsadcareer.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
i get like really vivid dreams of being a dead by daylight survivor but like on a much bigger scale like my whole uni campus and I can hide under tables and stuff and there's non participants just chilling and then I go to play the game and it sucks every time
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Lara @evilhagsadcareer.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Fucking DUOLINGO CHARGED ME 105€ for their fucking Premium subscription I DO NOT EVEN WANT
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Lara @evilhagsadcareer.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
just bought wicked on youtube this will so not pay off I just want my musical-hater bf to watch
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Lara @evilhagsadcareer.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
had a valentines lunch so big I had to take a 3 hour nap after good morning
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Brie ✿ @handle.invalid · 12/02/2025
We don’t talk about Strawberry Shortcake’s cat enough bc LOOK AT CUSTARD.
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mia ☆ @noimkillingboys.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Good afternoon
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Lara @evilhagsadcareer.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
how much will kendrick tickets be I don't want to know
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 07/02/2025
Motherfucker.
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Lara @evilhagsadcareer.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
officially part of a student film group now!
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Lara @evilhagsadcareer.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
im not a minor (21) and scared that one of the alt 16year olds who have never been to a concert before will yell something cringey at the singer everytime theres silence
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Lara @evilhagsadcareer.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
tomorrow morning I'm gonna get myself a piece of bread, smear burrata on it and top it with some pomegranate seeds I think. but now I'm going to bed good night <3
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Lara @evilhagsadcareer.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
love mountain goats so much actually they're so dope
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Lara @evilhagsadcareer.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
rekindled my old desire to be able to do the splits
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Lara @evilhagsadcareer.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
oh to look good in candid photographs
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Lara @evilhagsadcareer.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
i dont want you here 😭😭
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Lara @evilhagsadcareer.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
sometimes I get nightmares that I live in a shared flat
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Lara @evilhagsadcareer.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
probably going to london in march I'm excited!!
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Lara @evilhagsadcareer.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
hmm
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Lara @evilhagsadcareer.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
coworker went on a whole rant about using chatgbt for the littlest things only for the rant to be a self awareness projecting justification that she is gonna use it to write the text for an informational clip we're both doing...
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Lara @evilhagsadcareer.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
my heart doesn't know shit I'll never finish that book
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