#1 FIREBALL BLASTER 627 YEARS RUNNING @evil-warlock.bsky.social · 28/12/2024when ppl say “you can reach me via signal” um ok. ive lit the beacon atop the tower. for u. 040
#1 FIREBALL BLASTER 627 YEARS RUNNING @evil-warlock.bsky.social · 12/12/2024practicing necromancy is so back. and so are you and you and you and you and 0163
#1 FIREBALL BLASTER 627 YEARS RUNNING @evil-warlock.bsky.social · 03/12/2024wizard parent to their wizard child: its because you’re always on that damn tome 1131
#1 FIREBALL BLASTER 627 YEARS RUNNING @evil-warlock.bsky.social · 30/11/2024it’s always why is your leitmotif in a minor key now and never how was your thanksgiving 193
#1 FIREBALL BLASTER 627 YEARS RUNNING @evil-warlock.bsky.social · 27/11/2024had to take a potion of tranquility this morning when I heard the wizards council has banned casting PENILE COMPRESSION. furious. 390
#1 FIREBALL BLASTER 627 YEARS RUNNING @evil-warlock.bsky.social · 26/11/2024“turning your apprentice into a wretched slime beast is evil.” to you. 090
#1 FIREBALL BLASTER 627 YEARS RUNNING @evil-warlock.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Maidens will see your homunculus and say “he cannot afford an apprentice” 091
#1 FIREBALL BLASTER 627 YEARS RUNNING @evil-warlock.bsky.social · 22/11/2024If you’re a giant screaming blood obelisk maybe you should learn to listen more than you speak. nobody learned anything by listening to themselves 081
#1 FIREBALL BLASTER 627 YEARS RUNNING @evil-warlock.bsky.social · 21/11/2024sister in the arcane arts help my reanimated skeleton army is demanding dental 2172
#1 FIREBALL BLASTER 627 YEARS RUNNING @evil-warlock.bsky.social · 20/11/2024it probably feels good af to whisper treacherous advice to the king that only serves to further your own twisted agenda 1120
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#1 FIREBALL BLASTER 627 YEARS RUNNING @evil-warlock.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Source? The whispering blood obelisk told me 1142
#1 FIREBALL BLASTER 627 YEARS RUNNING @evil-warlock.bsky.social · 19/11/2024casting PEAL OF THUNDER every time my apprentice tells me not to turn him into a wretched slime beast 🤣 060
#1 FIREBALL BLASTER 627 YEARS RUNNING @evil-warlock.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Many folk are saying this 060
#1 FIREBALL BLASTER 627 YEARS RUNNING @evil-warlock.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Algorithm post for visibility to other practitioners of the arcane arts 🧙♂️ 📚 FORBIDDEN TOMES 🧝♀️ MAIDENS 😈 BARGAINING WITH FIENDS 🧝♀️ KIDNAPPING MAIDENS 🕴🏻DEFYING THE COUNCIL 🧟 BREAKING LAWS OF NATURE 🧍MAKING APPRENTICES SOIL THEMSELVES 🧙♂️ LOCKING MAIDENS IN TOWERS 🔮 DARK ARTEFACTS 💀 BECOMING A LICH 094
#1 FIREBALL BLASTER 627 YEARS RUNNING @evil-warlock.bsky.social · 19/11/2024using my hypnotic gaze and spell of influence to free hunter biden #wizardposting 121
#1 FIREBALL BLASTER 627 YEARS RUNNING @evil-warlock.bsky.social · 19/11/2024taking matters into my own hands 020
#1 FIREBALL BLASTER 627 YEARS RUNNING @evil-warlock.bsky.social · 19/11/2024if you’re still hanging out at the citadel in the year of our lord 652 you’re either a beer wench, a failed apprentice, or someone’s discarded abomination 140
#1 FIREBALL BLASTER 627 YEARS RUNNING @evil-warlock.bsky.social · 19/11/2024what the wizard council doesn’t know can’t hurt them 140
#1 FIREBALL BLASTER 627 YEARS RUNNING @evil-warlock.bsky.social · 19/11/2024casting healing spell at my enemies to regrow their foreskins 051
