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Evie Nagy @evien.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Someday in the distant future I will realize that just because it says "EN" in the top right corner of a website does not mean I am logged in.

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Evie Nagy @evien.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The political texts are punching me in the face, kidnapping my cats, failing to soak my dishes, going through my trash, spilling glitter on my floor, stealing my debit card, sneezing on my food, going barefoot in the airplane seat next to me. They are hydras. I'm losing it. Please stop. Please.

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Evie Nagy @evien.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I've watched the Eric Schmitt-trips-over-his-own-dick video four times now, give it an Emmy.

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Evie Nagy @evien.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I know he’s the Holy Father and everything but I’m starting to call him Trump’s Roadrunner.

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Evie Nagy @evien.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I can’t afford my subscription to The Information atm to read this, but I really want to know what sketchy things these toasters are doing with their hands.

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Evie Nagy @evien.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Open letter to people who plan panels: Long, deep, weary sigh.

Photo of FT Live Business of Entertainment panel comprised of five very white men.

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Evie Nagy @evien.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Yesterday I heard a gastroenterologist say that some people are "stoolgazers" and I think we all need to ask ourselves an important question.

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Evie Nagy @evien.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Oh it's absolutely terrible on every level. I'm just making a joke about his brand/SEO being messed with in the past few years.

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Evie Nagy @evien.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Weird Al Yankovic: Thank god.

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Evie Nagy @evien.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Not that you need more evidence that Amazon is evil, but I asked Alexa to play "Birdhouse In Your Soul" and let the algorithm go from there, and in fewer than six songs it ended up at "Brick".

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Evie Nagy @evien.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I did the same thing a few years ago, no one questioned anything, it doesn't hurt to do it again even if you're still protected from childhood shots.

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Evie Nagy @evien.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

It’s my daughter’s 12th birthday party and they’re watching Clue. I just overheard her explaining to the rest of them what a socialist is and say “they think it’s bad in the movie but it’s actually good.” Proud and also wondering if I’m going to get phone calls.

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Evie Nagy @evien.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Why would I deceive you I know, I know it's serious

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Evie Nagy @evien.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

My daughter starts middle school tomorrow so she’s labeling colored folders by subject for the first time and I’m trying not to fly into a rage over some of the choices she’s making. At least she got math and science right.

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Evie Nagy @evien.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Seems like a legit use case for "What are we doing? What's going on? That's the rule, that's the goal now."

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Evie Nagy @evien.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

THIS WEEK CAN GO STRAIGHT TO THE DEEPEST HELL!

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Evie Nagy @evien.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

NAME THEM ALL (no really I want to see the list of 85 dog names)

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Evie Nagy @evien.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I can't tell you how happy I am that the guy who plays Tyson in Percy Jackson is going to play Ryan Price in Heated Rivalry. Two of the best characters in two of the best book series who are absolutely kindred spirits in so many ways, but not the same acting job at all so he can show range.

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Malice Walker @humblecore.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

immediately had to search for the video of Dolly and Patti singing Shortnin’ Bread while keeping the rhythm with their acrylic nails youtu.be/AOxsQNVOhro

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Dolly Parton & Patti LaBelle play 'Shortnin' Bread' on their Acrylic Nails

YouTube video by Happy Mag

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Evie Nagy @evien.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Rest in glorious peace, Dolly 🩷🩷🩷

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Evie Nagy @evien.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Everything is awful but after last night's primary, no matter what happens in November, Minnesota will be sending women to the U.S. Senate and the Governor's office (the latter for the first time ever). All but one of them basically suck, but yay (?)

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I'mWintersMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

i owe my daughter my life, because if it weren't for her, i'd be richer and have a totally different life.

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Evie Nagy @evien.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

My husband: "That sounds like something Garfield would do."

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Evie Nagy @evien.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

BTW it's the peeper that sent me over the edge

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Evie Nagy @evien.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Well I'll be, those gals sure have some pretty pipes.

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Evie Nagy @evien.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

He also quipped that "nonprofit" is a code word for fraud, after my husband said he worked in it. All while being pleasant as punch and noting that he's a proud great-grandfather. Their minds are marvels.

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Evie Nagy @evien.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

It is pure comedy how much antivaxxers sermonize about it in literally any situation. I once had a tax guy who put fiery screeds in his newsletter about gathering your return docs, and today a notary who said he got the shots before he knew they didn't work and it was Ivermectin that saved him.

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Evie Nagy @evien.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

The city I live in is unbeatable in side hustles. Last year they launched their own branded strain of cannabis, and today they debuted a website to buy retired street signs for $30 a pop, marketing them as a piece of home to send with your new college student for their dorm room. Respect.

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Evie Nagy @evien.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Even playing a sort-of shithead version of himself is way too appealing.

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Evie Nagy @evien.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Oh shit! I didn't even try to read the white board. Anyway they are gracing both cities with back-to-back shows later this year so there's also that.

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Evie Nagy @evien.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

[Me digging for an MN connection to TMBG, who re-recorded the theme song when Stewart came on, coming up empty]

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Evie Nagy @evien.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

This whole Schroedinger’s Mitch thing makes me miss Veep so hard. And Scandal. Both would crush it in their own ways.

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Jess Nevins @jessnevins.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

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Evie Nagy @evien.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

If I never see or hear the phrase "Let me explain." again it will be too soon.

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Evie Nagy @evien.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Our School of Rock House Band is exceptionally good but I need someone to tell them that “Life is a Highway” isn’t originally from the movie Cars.

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Evie Nagy @evien.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Such messy bitches all these keepers of the faith!

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Evie Nagy @evien.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

This is a good thread in general that you should read for education but I'm fixated on 1) Minnesota continues to out-badass most states, 2) The Indianapolis Star really went for it in the color palette of this map.

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Cliff PervoSCARY @pervocracy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

guys it is NOT FUNNY that Lindsey Graham caught the diarrhea parasite and shit himself so hard that he propelled himself around the room ricocheting off the walls making pinball machine noises and then after he finally splashed back down a completely unrelated 200 pound anvil fell on his head

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Evie Nagy @evien.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

This is k i l l i n g me. I guess homegirl didn’t notice the new rainbow logo with the onion in it. I would think she’s joking if it weren’t for who it is.

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Evie Nagy @evien.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

All hail the rage of Belgium

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Evie Nagy @evien.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I think I’m generally contributing to society until I feel a rare sense of accomplishment for descaling my Nespresso machine.

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Evie Nagy @evien.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Summer is weird because I keep forgetting there is a child here sleeping in/closed up in her room. I’ve thought I was alone in the house for the past 10 minutes, then was like oh right, the teen.

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Evie Nagy @evien.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Correction, Usaquen! I didn’t realize there were two schools from Colombia here.

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Evie Nagy @evien.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Shoutout to School of Rock Bogotá, who is absolutely crushing “Superstition” right now. #summerfest

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Evie Nagy @evien.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Lisa Loeb is PACKED and people are FREAKING OUT, good for her.

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