Evie Nagy @evien.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I can’t afford my subscription to The Information atm to read this, but I really want to know what sketchy things these toasters are doing with their hands. 000
Evie Nagy @evien.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Open letter to people who plan panels: Long, deep, weary sigh. 142
Evie Nagy @evien.bsky.social · 10/07/2026This is k i l l i n g me. I guess homegirl didn’t notice the new rainbow logo with the onion in it. I would think she’s joking if it weren’t for who it is. 0150
Evie Nagy @evien.bsky.social · 03/05/2026On the anniversary of @livingcolour.com’s Vivid, my 8th grader does her best @dougwimbish.bsky.social impression. 0100
Evie Nagy @evien.bsky.social · 04/03/2026I’ve watched “Welcome To Mountport” on @dropout.tv at least six times but I keep forgetting to mention to @samreich.bsky.social and the cast that they clearly need to visit Antalya, Turkey. 050
Evie Nagy @evien.bsky.social · 10/01/2026This Myki Meeks situation is my favorite detail of the new season of Drag Race. 030
Evie Nagy @evien.bsky.social · 03/09/2025I’m just going to crawl into a grave right now, feel free to toss my mail. 2947550
Evie Nagy @evien.bsky.social · 07/08/2025Found this propped up on my desk, courtesy of my 10 year old who has watched Welcome to Mountport on @dropout.tv five times now. Sometimes she’ll be walking around humming and suddenly cry out “because I’M A PROFESSIONALLL” 050
Evie Nagy @evien.bsky.social · 06/07/2025Shit’s getting real in this hall now, below are 3x3 semifinals results going into the final at 4:15p PT. FYI Qixian Cao is an 8 y.o. (I think) girl. Livestream here, Skewb final right now: www.youtube.com/live/onaK5ko... 020
Evie Nagy @evien.bsky.social · 30/12/2024I got a literal zero minutes of sleep last night and need to go back to bed but I’ve been detained indefinitely. 050
Evie Nagy @evien.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Thinking of offering pro bono services to Beat Childhood Cancer to help them optimize character counts in their CRM for email marketing. Especially if they're going to focus subject lines on "the Fight". 250
Evie Nagy @evien.bsky.social · 19/01/2024Pretty peeved to learn this is not one co-billed show. My mom and I could have had the night of our lives. 130
Evie Nagy @evien.bsky.social · 29/11/2023Using only a restaurant, tell us where you went to college. 150
Evie Nagy @evien.bsky.social · 28/11/2023Well shit I take that back, they're already spinning off brands. 010
Evie Nagy @evien.bsky.social · 22/11/2023No legal feud nor restraining order between two men can get in the way of savings. 2189
Evie Nagy @evien.bsky.social · 16/11/2023Breaking: Truth way more boring and predictable than fiction. 040
Evie Nagy @evien.bsky.social · 17/10/2023The other day I did nothing but lift this mug by its handle in the normal way and it snapped clean off, what do I win. 360
Evie Nagy @evien.bsky.social · 19/09/2023Just catching up on breaking news from my favorite tech reporter, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. 010
Evie Nagy @evien.bsky.social · 13/09/2023But was it a blue one or a yellow one? We need to know if the bag was also stolen. 230
Evie Nagy @evien.bsky.social · 12/09/2023This is the bizarro 'The Conners,' where the right-wing star is the only one left. 120
Evie Nagy @evien.bsky.social · 07/09/2023Post a photo from your phone that looks like it could be from a horror movie 250
Evie Nagy @evien.bsky.social · 06/09/2023Please think good thoughts for Bobo who will need surgery to remove a mysterious growth from his back. 1150
Evie Nagy @evien.bsky.social · 24/08/2023Help I might die from laughing at this confirmation photo from my DoorDasher. 070
Evie Nagy @evien.bsky.social · 11/08/2023You have hot girl summer, I have a Gmail inbox that looks like this. 🔥 💋 030
Evie Nagy @evien.bsky.social · 29/06/2023Here's that new kitten I mentioned. Her name is Marsha, short for Marshmallow. cc: @darthbluesky.bsky.social 3515