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she/her, in my 30s. everwitch on AO3. profile picture commissioned from stardisnight. archiveofourown.org/users/everwitch

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Evi(e)l Plans 📋😈 @everwitch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In another universe, I might've completed my current WIP in time for today. In this one, here's a snippet! #rwrbsky #rwrbwip #firstprince
He's never actually set foot in a playroom like this—or in a BDSM club, period. Just navigating through to the private rooms had felt life-altering. There'd been so many people in all kinds of shameless getup, and he'd even caught a glimpse of a goddamn live demonstration. And it's all just there. One can go anytime.

Why on earth hadn't H made this part of his education?

Snippet above by everwitch on AO3.
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Evi(e)l Plans 📋😈 @everwitch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
😌😌😌
Alex lets himself lean against the doorway, arms crossed, surveying Henry for much longer than the moment demands. He probably comes across super nonchalant. Perfect, if so.

Henry doesn't say anything—smart boy, seeing as he's not allowed—but after only a short while, he shifts slightly. Tilts his head higher. Strains momentarily against the leather cuffs.

They should put him in the dictionary under 'squirming.'
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Evi(e)l Plans 📋😈 @everwitch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
happy WIP Wednesday!! the wip is finallly doing as it's told, and incidentally, so will Henry 😌 #rwrbsky #rwrbwip
Henry is so beautiful.

Broad shoulders, strong arms, and a soft spot right at the dip of his waist. Miles and miles of utterly flawless skin. Deep blue eyes that pierce Alex's with an intensity Alex hadn't known to expect.

It's like he sees into Alex's soul, or something.

Henry is laid out on a padded bench, hands trapped in leather cuffs above his head and legs forced apart by unforgiving ropes. He's not gone easy on himself. It's practically an all access pass to his most vulnerable parts. If Alex was gonna offer himself to someone the way Henry will tonight, he'd probably have started a lot smaller.

Only one way to honor commitment like that.
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Evi(e)l Plans 📋😈 @everwitch.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
wrapped around his fingerrrrr
"If I may change the subject slightly," H adds, which he absolutely may not, "I've got a favor to ask you."

"We're not done talking about this," Alex says. "What favor?"

"See, I thought that might get your attention." H sounds genuinely pleased, something Alex is anything but immune to.
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Evi(e)l Plans 📋😈 @everwitch.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
now we're getting somewhere
you've put me on a pedestal I never asked for

my fall from grace only exists in your mind
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Evi(e)l Plans 📋😈 @everwitch.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
this is probably my favourite off-screen moment in the book: these texts that occur after Alex's bedroom, before polo. what do we think those texts actually looked like? 👀 #rwrbsky
Excerpt from Red, White and Royal Blue that reads:

"You're doing what?"
It's sooner than either of them expected - only two weeks since the state dinner, two weeks of wanting Henry back under him as soon as possible and saying everything short of that in their texts. June keeps looking at him like she's going to throw his phone in the Potomac.
"An invitation-only charity polo match this weekend," Henry says over the phone. "It's in..." He pauses, probably referring back to whatever itinerary Shaan has given him. "Greenwich, Connecticut? It's $10,000 a seat, but I can have you added to the list."

The part that reads "two weeks of wanting Henry back under him as soon as possible and saying everything short of that in their texts" is highlighted.
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Evi(e)l Plans 📋😈 @everwitch.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
many a time have I written 'Alex seeks a dominant,' but not enough have I explored 'Alex wants to dominate.' rectifying that at present 👀 #rwrbwip #rwrbsky #firstprince
The app isn't one Alex has heard of before. He only finds out about it through the comment section of a fairly niche porn site, which is either a big plus or a huge red flag, depending; he's pretty sure he won't find anyone he knows on there, but he's also bound to encounter perverted little freaks.

So really, he'll fit right in.

The design of the app is sleek. Discreet. You could never tell from a quick glance that each entry is filthy as fuck. 'Brat seeks leather daddy.' 'Experienced dom looking for eager pain slut.' 'New sub seeking gentle dom (must top).'

Alex skims that last one with some interest until he gets to the very last line: doms in training need not apply.

Right. Not it, then.

He's still not totally convinced he even wants to do this. Like, in real life. It's an incredible fantasy, sure; being given that much power over someone, getting to make them moan and beg. Scream, if that's what they're into. Alex would be. He's pretty sure he actually would be.

Only one way to find out.
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Evi(e)l Plans 📋😈 @everwitch.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
should I embed a link here to my other fic where Henry has a radio show about sex? product placement only the product is more fic
Screenshot that says:

This guy should have a kink podcast, or something. "Still, I bet you'd have loved to boss me around."

"Why, are you offering?"

The part that says "have a kink podcast, or something," is highlighted.
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Evi(e)l Plans 📋😈 @everwitch.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
new wip!! happy dom for dom thursday to all who celebrate I guess
"Are you touching yourself?"

"… I am now."

"Then let me hear you, please."

It's less command, more request, but Alex can easily envision it as the former. H's firm tone from moments ago had been so fucking perfect. Definitely something to aspire to. If Alex could become half the dom H is, he'd count himself so lucky.

It's all he can think about as he closes his eyes and lets go, moaning without shame. H is saying his name again and again, his breaths coming out ragged, and in Alex's sick little mind, that's his sub begging ever so prettily for his mercy. Alex probably has them tied up, or pushed down—or both, somehow. He's giving them everything by denying them even a moment of relief as he makes beautiful marks bloom on quivering skin, then kisses it all better. With teeth.

H groans louder than before, then fucking whimpers. It brings Alex right back to the present as he, too, tumbles over the edge. And it's so good. Knowing that H probably just got off to an equally twisted fantasy is kind of everything.
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Evi(e)l Plans 📋😈 @everwitch.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The Perfect Stalker by jedusaur Upon Alex's request, Henry becomes his shamelessly horny stalker. Explicit | 12K 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/89207541 #rwrbsky #rwrbfic
The Perfect Stalker
by jedusaur


Summary:

"Hashtag not all sex shrines!" Alex protests. "You just think every stalker is a murderer because the murderers are the ones that make the news. My dream stalker would never."

June snorts. "Your dream stalker? Are you designing an imaginary perfect stalker for yourself, like a Build-A-Bear or something?"

Alex has amassed just enough little plastic cups of cabernet sauvignon to decide that this sounds like a great idea.
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Evi(e)l Plans 📋😈 @everwitch.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I ADORED THIS!!! A fun and sexy romance that comes with a large helping of Alex loving Henry just as he is, his good and bad days alike. Sweet and lovely and all things wonderful! I guarantee it's the fic you didn't know you needed tonight! 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/88956936 #rwrbsky #rwrwbfic
"I Am Yours, I Am Yours"
By Dawg1515

Summary:

“I’ll text you, then.”

Alex finishes his drink and slides off the stool. “I’m gonna be so normal about it and not reply within thirty seconds.”

“Rooting for you,” Henry snarks. Alex flips him off as he leaves the bar.


Or: Henry is coming out of a rough breakup. He spent two years dating a man whom his dog, David, hated. Now that he’s single, Alex is unabashedly flirting with him—and Henry must make a decision when David meets Alex and loves him.
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Evi(e)l Plans 📋😈 @everwitch.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
here's a cake I made (fic, it's a fic), please help yourselves ♡ 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/89051941 #rwrbsky #rwrbfic
Title: with a little help from my friends

Written by: everwitch


Summary:

Before Henry meets Alex, he meets June. It's a rare instance of friendship at first sight; June is completely wonderful, as are her closest chums. Henry soon finds himself wishing he was truly a part of their group. That'd have been lovely. They seem very good to one another.

He's therefore pleased, if a little intimidated, when Nora ends the night by posing the question: "So how do we keep Henry forever?"

(The answer will come as no surprise to anybody.)
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Evi(e)l Plans 📋😈 @everwitch.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
writing is going really super, thank you for asking
A screenshot of the Wikipedia page for 'Horse transports in the Middle Ages.'
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Evi(e)l Plans 📋😈 @everwitch.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
god this fic this fic THIS FIC THIS F archiveofourown.org/works/862143...
He likes Henry, which isn’t news, but he’s been holding it like it’s manageable, just a crush. But he knows he can’t put it down easily, now, it’s too big, outgrowing the box he’s tried to hold it in for the few days since he realized how he felt. It scares him, a bit, that he can’t feel the bottom of the feelings well. He can’t poke around and find the end, where the crush stops.
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Evi(e)l Plans 📋😈 @everwitch.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
a really fucking lovely enemies to lovers romp 🥰 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/84918131 #rwrbficrec #rwrbsky #firstprince
Sneaking through windows (running from storms)
by angelclaremontdiaz

Summary:

Alex points emphatically at the window, watching as Henry saunters towards him, lifting the window reluctantly above his head. Cold air and rain immediately blows into his room, causing him to flinch slightly.

"Oh my god," Henry says. "What on earth is wrong with you."

Alex nearly falls inside trying to climb through. His shoes squeak as they skid against the hardwood floor, he catches himself badly on Henry's desk chair.

"Nice to see you too, Fox."

"You climbed a tree."

"Thank you, Captain obvious."
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Evi(e)l Plans 📋😈 @everwitch.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD READ 'ACCIDENTALLY YRS' ( #firstprince, #rwrb, fake/pretend relationship, completed WIP that's posting weekly-ish, rated M ) 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/862143... 🧵 (1/7):
'accidentally yrs'
by paintingadream

Summary:

The email was meant for someone else. Henry doesn't know that.

Alex figues he can fake it. A few dates, an easy out, no harm done. But the pretending stops feeling like pretend. And the line between truth and lie keeps blurring. The house of cards will fall eventually. The only question is what it will cost when it does.
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Evi(e)l Plans 📋😈 @everwitch.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
this first chapter was SO GOOD, cannot wait to make this WIP my whole personality ACCIDENTALLY YRS by paintingadream After a fleeting but memorable encounter, Alex confesses his instant devotion to the wrong email. Enter Henry. #ficrec #rwrb #rwrbsky archiveofourown.org/works/862143...
"accidentally yrs"
by
paintingadream

Summary:

The email was meant for someone else. Henry doesn't know that.

Alex figues he can fake it. A few dates, an easy out, no harm done. But the pretending stops feeling like pretend. And the line between truth and lie keeps blurring. The house of cards will fall eventually. The only question is what it will cost when it does.
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Evi(e)l Plans 📋😈 @everwitch.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
"You're gorgeous. And all mine. I certainly can't wait to step into the sun with you on my arm.” Fanart commission by the extraordinary @sagedrewthis.bsky.social for my book/movie crossover fic. LOOK at THEM! 😍 Thank u Sage for your beautiful work! 💜 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/598072... #rwrbsky
A fanart illustration of Alex and Henry embracing. They're out in a park with the Eiffel tower visible in the distance. Alex is wearing a white cardigan layered over a Lacoste green shirt and is looking sort of nervous. Henry has a blue sweater over a white shirt and is smiling with ease. He looks utterly radiant. And he's looking right at Alex.

Alex is wearing Henry's signet ring on his pinky.
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Evi(e)l Plans 📋😈 @everwitch.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
POSH ASSHOLES (AND HOW TO FUCK THEM) by clottedcreamfudge & everwitch ✨️ Alex thinks Henry's a rich asshole. In order to woo the man, he must speak Henry's language. ✨️ ... Henry therefore thinks Alex is an asshole. ✨️ Meet-ugly collab with CCF! 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/83597416 #rwrbfic #rwrbsky
Posh Assholes (and how to Fuck Them)


Summary:

June's friend Henry is extremely hot and - quite clearly - extremely into rich people things. Stuff like expensive port and tax avoidance and general information about the Cayman Islands. Alex can play that game, okay - especially if it means he can get Henry under him.

*

“Hey. I’m Alex, June’s brother. I’m in pre-law. Do you ski?”

Nailing it.
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Evi(e)l Plans 📋😈 @everwitch.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
abandoned wip wednesday!!! my offering: a junora high school AU I never quite got to work 💞
Nora slowly swivels her chair to the left so she can keep June in her line of sight. It’s still so weird that June’s actually here, in Nora’s bedroom, scrutinizing the contents of Nora’s bookcase. Girls like June don’t come over to Nora’s for a play date. Or for any kind of date.

Girls like June also don’t let girls like Nora take them to prom.

“You’ve won all these?”

June has apparently zoned in on the shelf of mathlete trophies. Nora sits a little straighter. “Yeah. Mom keeps the big ones downstairs, though.”

June gives her a look. “You really need to get out more.”

“Do you honestly think that’s original?”

“I think it’s correct,” June says. She’s back to staring at the shelf. “Did you actually get a deferral from MIT?”

Fuck. Goddamn her. “Yeah.”

“Aren’t you supposed to be a literal genius? Isn’t that your whole thing?”

“Why are you in my room, again?”

“I’m just saying, I don’t get it.”“What’s there to get?” Nora asks. She grips the edge of her chair so hard, her hands actually hurt. “Probably, they had stronger applications from other geniuses. Or they just don’t like granddad’s politics.”

“Having a family member in office should’ve been a point in your favor.” June smooths down her perfect pencil skirt that doesn’t need smoothing down one bit. Even her hands are pretty. “UT definitely cared that both my parents are in congress.”

“Granddad’s been in office my whole life. You don’t need to tell me how this works.”

June finally meets her eyes again. The way her eyebrows pinch is such a satisfying crack in her facade. “Why do you have to be like this?”

Nora purses her lips. “Why are you in my room?”

“Trust me, I won’t be again.” June strides over to the door, her hair flipping over her shoulder as she looks back at Nora one last time. “Have fun crushing on your math homework all night. I’m sure it’ll kiss you back if you solve it real good.”

Then she leaves.

Nora sighs, letting her head fall back. When did her life get so complicated?
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Evi(e)l Plans 📋😈 @everwitch.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
BUT I CAN'T HELP HOW WONDERFUL LIFE IS WHEN YOU'RE IN THE WORLD ✨Completed & safe to binge!✨ 💌 Movie!Alex💘Book!Henry. 💌 7 year age gap. 💌 More banter than you'll know what to do with. 💌 Polyamorous Ellen (no, really). 💌 Miguel gets fucked. 📋 E | 67K 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/598072... #rwrbsky
Summary:

“You’re going to spend some quality time with Prince Henry: photos, interviews, the works. You’ll explain how your similar positions have brought you very close. You have much in common—”
“Trust me, we have nothing in common.”
“... Which is why the Prince has found a great role model in you.”
“Wait, really?”
“And likewise, you see something in him that reminds you of your younger self.”
“Oh, come on! It was just getting good.”
“Suck it up. You’re Prince Henry’s mentor, confidant, and friend, and you'd never, ever assault the kid in front of hundreds of dignitaries. It was all an accident.”
“Can we go back to how Henry worships me and wants to have my babies? I liked that bit.”

Alex is almost 30, in law school, and looks a lot like that guy from The Kissing Booth. Henry is a blue-eyed 22-year-old with his heart trapped in a gilded cage. They were never supposed to fall in love—but when they do, it changes absolutely everything.

This is not the ‘Red, White & Royal Blue’ you think you know.
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Evi(e)l Plans 📋😈 @everwitch.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
but I can't help how wonderful life is when you're in the world 🔑Chapter 14/14: Home 🔑Ft. a reunion, a new hire, and the result of the 2020 election. 🔑Sneak peek: "Dude, we biked here," Liam says, frowning. 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/598072... #rwrbfic #rwrbsky #firstprince #fanfiction
Fic banner featuring the title: "but I can’t help how wonderful life is when you’re in the world". Above the title are two photos from the Victoria & Albert Museum in London. The left photo is of the Renaissance City Gallery which Alex and Henry visit in the book. The right photo is of a different sculpture gallery where they filmed that scene for the movie. The photos are placed side by side and cropped so that two statues in the respective locations align seamlessly in the middle.
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Evi(e)l Plans 📋😈 @everwitch.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
but I can't help how wonderful life is when you're in the world ☕Chapter 13: L'amour ☕ Ft. a wedding, an apology, and a blushing confession. ☕Sneak peek: "There's something I've been dying to ask you." 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/598072... #firstprince #rwrbsky #rwrbwip #rwrbfic
Fic banner featuring the title: "but I can’t help how wonderful life is when you’re in the world". Above the title are two photos from the Victoria & Albert Museum in London. The left photo is of the Renaissance City Gallery which Alex and Henry visit in the book. The right photo is of a different sculpture gallery at the museum where they filmed that scene for the movie. The photos are placed side by side and cropped so that the base of two statues in the respective locations align seamlessly in the middle.
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Evi(e)l Plans 📋😈 @everwitch.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
what happens next? wrong answers only!
It's a beautiful boutique hotel. Gorgeous views. Henry pulls all the blinds the moment they're alone.

"Come here," he says.


The above snippet is from a future chapter of 'but I can't help how wonderful life is when you're in the world' by everwitch.
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Evi(e)l Plans 📋😈 @everwitch.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
💋💋💋 #FirstPrince #snippet #rwrbwip #rwrbsky
"I know what you're doing."

Henry grins like he couldn't be more delighted to be found out. "Do you, now?"

Alex squeezes his hand, fighting a smile. "It's so not cute."

"Mm," Henry says. "If you say so."

It is, in fact, devastatingly charming. Alex barely lasts another mile before they're kissing about it.
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Evi(e)l Plans 📋😈 @everwitch.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
I'LL BELIEVE IN ANYTHING (INCLUDING HOCKEY ORACLE SIDNEY CROSBY) At the MLH draft, a hockey oracle reads each player a prophecy. Shane's is as daunting as they come: 'Ilya Rozanov will fall in love with you.' 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/79986596 #heatedrivalry #fanfiction #hollanov
Fic banner with the following text: "I'll Believe in Anything (Including Hockey Oracle Sidney Crosby," a Heated rivalry fic by everwitch on AO3." Behind the text is a photo that depicts a myriad of different hockey collectors cards.
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Evi(e)l Plans 📋😈 @everwitch.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
but I can't help how wonderful life is when you're in the world 🍐 Chapter 12: Voice 🍐 Ft. papaya, shocking revelations, and the most satisfying scene to write. 🍐 Sneak peek: "Take a seat," Alex tells him. "We've got a lot to cover." 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/598072... #rwrbsky #rwrbfic #rwrbwip
Fic banner featuring the title: "but I can’t help how wonderful life is when you’re in the world". Above the title are two photos from the Victoria & Albert Museum in London. The left photo is of the Renaissance City Gallery which Alex and Henry visit in the book. The right photo is of a different sculpture gallery at the museum where they filmed that scene for the movie. The photos are placed side by side and cropped so that the base of two statues in the respective locations align seamlessly in the middle.
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Evi(e)l Plans 📋😈 @everwitch.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
but I can't help how wonderful life is when you're in the world 👑 Chapter 11: Fight 👑 Ft. a reunion, big questions with bigger answers, and the king and queen disagreeing. 👑 Sneak peek: "It's insulting to hear you speak of choice." 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/598072... #rwrbsky #rwrbfic #rwrbwip
Fic banner featuring the title: "but I can’t help how wonderful life is when you’re in the world". Above the title are two photos from the Victoria & Albert Museum in London. The left photo is of the Renaissance City Gallery which Alex and Henry visit in the book. The right photo is of a different sculpture gallery at the museum where they filmed that scene for the movie. The photos are placed side by side and cropped so that the base of two statues in the respective locations align seamlessly in the middle.
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Evi(e)l Plans 📋😈 @everwitch.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
hollanov. gym AU. shower hookup. 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/77761376 #heatedrivalry
Fic banner featuring the fic title, 'clean,' as well as the text: 'a heated rivalry fic by everwitch on ao3.' In the background is a photo of a wet glass shower wall with a naked person somewhat visible behind it.
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Evi(e)l Plans 📋😈 @everwitch.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
but I can't help how wonderful life is when you're in the world 💌 Chapter 10: Love 💌 Ft. pining, a pivotal email, and a very rude awakening. 💌 Sneak peek: "Alex, will you please call me when you get this?" 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/598072... #rwrbsky #rwrbfic #rwrbwip
Fic banner featuring the title: "but I can’t help how wonderful life is when you’re in the world". Above the title are two photos from the Victoria & Albert Museum in London. The left photo is of the Renaissance City Gallery which Alex and Henry visit in the book. The right photo is of a different sculpture gallery at the museum where they filmed that scene for the movie. The photos are placed side by side and cropped so that the base of two statues in the respective locations align seamlessly in the middle.
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Evi(e)l Plans 📋😈 @everwitch.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
NICE TO SEE YOU, MR. HUNTER 🥃 What if Shane was the one who spoke to Scott Hunter? 🥃 Coming Out, etc. 🥃 399 joyful lil' words 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/76464791 #heatedrivalry #spoilers
Summary:

"Good game, Mr. Hunter."

Scott looks up, and it's—

"Shane Hollander," he says, speaking the name like the phrase of greeting it isn't. Really, though, Scott thinks he's allowed to be a bit startled. You don't often find your opponent's team captain at your hotel bar that same night. "No wild celebration to attend?"

Hollander gives a measured smile. "Later," he says.

And he takes the seat next to Scott, signalling for the bartender.

***

Or: what if Shane was the one who spoke to Scott Hunter?
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Evi(e)l Plans 📋😈 @everwitch.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
nearly every section of the next chapter is a major spoiler but here is a single sentence snippet nonetheless #rwrbsky #rwrbwip #firstprince #rwrb
"Alex, what have you done?"

from a future chapter of 'but I can't help how wonderful life is when you're in the world' by everwitch
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Evi(e)l Plans 📋😈 @everwitch.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
SEX SELLS Chapter two: Want #HeatedRivalry 1.4K | M | AU An admiral and an raider walk into a bar. Their third topic of conversation will shock you. 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/752302...
Fic banner with the text: "sex sells. Chapter 2: Want. A heated rivalry fic by everwitch on ao3." The text is written in white on top of a background photo depicting a bar setting with out-of-focus glassware. Extremely observant viewers may recognise it from the after-award-ceremony festivities in episode one of the show.
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Evi(e)l Plans 📋😈 @everwitch.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
SEX SELLS #HeatedRivalry 1.3K Oneshot | M | AU Shane 'Least Likely To Become A Sex Worker' Hollander becomes a sex worker. Ilya Rozanov indulges. 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/75230201 #hr #hollanov
Fic banner with the text: "sex sells. A heated rivalry fic by everwitch on ao3." The text is written in white on top of a background photo depicting a nicely made bed with plenty of pillows in a bedroom with soft, suggestive lighting. Observant viewers may recognise it as Shane's bedroom from the show.
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Evi(e)l Plans 📋😈 @everwitch.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
a little exercise in getting to the point in as few words as possible this oneshot, much like Shane, is coming very soon #heatedrivalry #hr #WIP
It should be impossible for things to escalate this quickly.

One moment, Shane had been hugging his mom bye, and she'd told him—jokingly!—that he'd better not gamble away his tuition money in Vegas.

And he hadn't. Obviously. A single year at college hasn't changed him that much.

But the very next moment—or at least that's what it'd felt like—Shane had been breaking up a stupid bar fight between two of their own after a brutal loss to UNLV. Thankless job. And in the end it'd only made things worse.

Who knew bail was so expensive?

Shane can't tell his parents. He simply doesn't fuck up like this. Ever.

But Googling 'make much money very quickly' yields depressing results.

Baker, one of the seniors on the team, was the one who'd told Shane about the app. Well, Shane and a few others. Just in passing. "It's all handled through the platform, so clients don't even know your name. And everyone's super vetted, so you're not gonna get, like, axe murdered. If you enjoy sex, you might as well make a few bucks from it, right? Like half my English seminar's done it once or twice."

Shane had been in dire need of more than a few bucks, though.

"But you can make much more if you'll take it up the ass," Baker had added, grinning like he'd just told a good joke, and Shane—

Shane is here, in the arms of a man whose dick he just really enjoyed putting in his mouth, which he's maybe having a mild to moderate crisis about—until the man takes hold of Shane's chin in a way that pushes things way past 'moderate.' Fuck. 

The man—Shane's fucking client, how is this his actual life—studies him with unbearable intensity. "Is your first time with a man?" he asks.
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Evi(e)l Plans 📋😈 @everwitch.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
sigh
Screenshot showing the following search result:

“Mom” vs. “Mum” – Learn The Correct Spelling In Your Country

Should I Use “Mom” Or “Mum” In Canada? In Canada, both “mom” and “mum” are used, as...
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Evi(e)l Plans 📋😈 @everwitch.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
but I can't help how wonderful life is when you're in the world 💘 Chapter 9: Storm 💘 Ft. a rainy night at Kensington, museum shenanigans, and a prince making a promise to himself. 💘 Sneak peek: "You're mad if you think that could ever happen." 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/598072...
Fic banner featuring the title: "but I can’t help how wonderful life is when you’re in the world". Above the title are two photos from the Victoria & Albert Museum in London. The left photo is of the Renaissance City Gallery which Alex and Henry visit in the book. The right photo is of a different sculpture gallery at the museum where they filmed that scene for the movie. The photos are placed side by side and cropped so that the base of two statues in the respective locations align seamlessly in the middle.
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Evi(e)l Plans 📋😈 @everwitch.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
arguably the most important line in the next chapter #rwrb #firstprince #rwrbsky #rwrbwip
"I've never even been to Monaco."

From a future chapter of "but I can't help how wonderful life is when you're in the world" by everwitch.
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Evi(e)l Plans 📋😈 @everwitch.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
😘💍💞 #FirstPrince #Ficlet #rwrbfic #rwrbsky
"If things don't work out with your boyfriend," says the impossibly beautiful man at the hotel bar, "I'm, like, right here."

That's preposterous. It ought to be a joke but very clearly isn't.

Henry still smiles in return. "I don’t believe I'll take you up on that."

The man looks unimpressed. "Still," he says, sounding as though he'd argue his point if prompted. As though he'd very much like to do so, even. Jesus.

But he wouldn't gain much from that. "He's my fiancé, actually."

That doesn't take at all. "Why, though?""Because I love him," Henry says, far more patient than the situation really calls for. "I'm marrying him in the morning for the same reason."

The man doesn't as much as blink. "So I'll see you after the divorce," he says easily. 

Henry huffs out a disbelieving little laugh. "Do you honestly believe that?"

"A boy can dream, can't he?"

Well. Henry can hardly forbid him from that.

They part ways with a fleeting handshake; amicable on Henry's part, wistful on the other man's. The next day, Henry stands tall when he says 'I do.'

Two years later, he makes a fateful appointment with divorce lawyer Alex Claremont-Diaz.Turns out, they do see each other before the divorce. And during.

But Henry doesn't ask Alex out until after.

The night before their wedding, Alex grins widely over a glass of champagne. "Numbers on me opening my vows with 'I told you so?'"

"You would, wouldn’t you?" Henry says, so fond his heart aches from it. God. How had he ever thought he was in love before?

"Nah. Got the rest of our lives to say that, don't I?"

"Yes," Henry agrees, smiling. "You do."

"So tomorrow," Alex says, his whole expression softening into something much gentler. It's Henry's favourite. "Tomorrow, I'm going to talk about how you make me extraordinarily happy every day, and how I knew - from the first instance I saw you - that you were the one for me. Because you are."

And he does.
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Evi(e)l Plans 📋😈 @everwitch.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
oh my fucking GOD. oh my god. I cannot I can't I just, oh my GOD. oh my god??????? 📣 SEXY ROMANTIC GORGEOUS VAMPIRE #FIRSTPRINCE I'm fine. I'm chill. the fic is not a gift for me but feels like it is. I'm gonna go reread this now. 🔗 archiveofourown.org/collections/... #rwrbfic #rwrbficrec
'rest on your patient lips'
by Anonymous

Summary:
He is thinking of Alex. He is thinking of him when Percy asks if he has done it. He is thinking of him through every page. He is thinking of him now where he stands in the park opposite his store.

He is thinking of him because he does not understand why he did not kill him.

or: the one where Henry is an emotionally stunted vampire with a strict code that only allows him to feed on criminals, and Alex is a bookstore clerk wrongly accused of being one that he cannot commit to killing.

Written for the Anywhere with You 2025 event.
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Evi(e)l Plans 📋😈 @everwitch.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
but I can't help how wonderful life is when you're in the world 💧 Chapter 8: Naked 💧 Ft. difficult conversations, a betrayal, and a midnight swim. 💧 Sneak peek: "Things shouldn't fall apart nearly as quickly as they do." 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/598072...
Fic banner featuring the title: "but I can’t help how wonderful life is when you’re in the world". Above the title are two photos from the Victoria & Albert Museum in London. The left photo is of the Renaissance City Gallery which Alex and Henry visit in the book. The right photo is of a different sculpture gallery at the museum where they filmed that scene for the movie. The photos are placed side by side and cropped so that the base of two statues in the respective locations align seamlessly in the middle.
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Evi(e)l Plans 📋😈 @everwitch.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
oh no
"Stay," Alex says, softer than he'd planned to. He only just stops himself from tacking on a 'please.'

Fuck, he's terrified.

It's the third time they've hooked up since he picked Henry up at that bar. Or since Henry picked him up. The details blur a little. Alex only really knows that he'd taken one look at Henry, thought 'yes,' and moved.

Henry's the one watching him now. Too cautiously. Alex doesn't like that one bit.

"I don't want to overstay my welcome."

Famously something that happens when someone has asked you to stay. "You wouldn't. Promise."

Henry tilts his head a little to the side as he keeps studying Alex. "This is, er. New."

Does he have to make a big deal of it?
"Might as well get used to it, sweetheart. If we're gonna get married and all."

It takes a second before the joke seems to really land. Then Henry grins. "Strange. I don’t recall a proposal?"

"Well, not yet," Alex says. "If I'd proposed to you, you'd know it."

It's meant to make Henry laugh - because this is what they do, isn't it? It's their whole thing. They make dumb jokes about being together forever, and they fuck.

It still somehow makes the cut for Alex's top three relationships. Easily.

Henry cocks his head the other way, mustering up another smile. "I want my best friend to officiate."

"… Sure."

"And we're having a cheese platter before dessert."

"These are your conditions for coming back to bed?"

"For marrying you," Henry corrects. "I, er. I may not require any additional incentive to stay the night."

That makes Alex go pleasantly warm. "Cool," he says, pulling back the covers. "C'mere, then."

Henry does. He settles back opposite Alex, putting a hand on Alex’s hip in a way that couldn't feel more natural.

"There's something I'd like to ask you," Henry says, speaking as softly as Alex had before.

"You should," Alex says quickly. "I honestly can't imagine I'd say no."

This time, Henry’s smile comes easily. "You don't even know where I'm going with this."

Alex swallows. "No. But I do know there's something I'd like to ask you, too."
Henry leans in to brush his lips against Alex's cheek. "It's settled, then. A summer wedding."

… Fucking dick. "Take me to dinner first, would you?"

Henry takes a measured breath. "I would, yes. That’s the thing."

Oh.

"I'd really like that," Alex admits, as evenly as he can manage.

Henry’s hold on his hip tightens a little. "Good," he says, looking really endearingly pleased. "That's… That's really good."

Yeah. It is.

And if Alex falls asleep while low-key workshopping an actual proposal, that's nobody's business but his own.
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Evi(e)l Plans 📋😈 @everwitch.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
little flirty ficlet this morning 🍸💋💖 #rwrbsky #rwrbfic #firstprince #rwrb
"So what are you looking for tonight?" Alex asks, batting his ridiculous lashes like he's innocent, or something. Like he hasn't come over to chat with Henry at the bar for one specific purpose.

Henry puts a hand unsubtly on Alex’s arm, thouroughly enjoying how that immediately makes Alex smile. "True love, I suppose," he says.

Alex smirks a little, clearly catching on. "Nothing superficial, then?"

"Oh, no," Henry agrees. He moves his hand a little lower, right to where Alex's t-shirt ends. Skin to skin. There'll be more of that if he gets his way. "If I happened to be outrageously bloody easy for, say, your eyelashes, it'd matter little. I want a real connection. Something quite pure."

"I respect that," Alex says, breathless. "Likewise, if your accent was a hundred percent doing it for me, you wouldn't hear of it."
"Appreciate that." Henry lets his eyes slide slowly down Alex's face, then down his neck, then lower. "You have... Immaculate taste in trousers."

"Your technique for rolling up sleeves is basically flawless."

"Your analysis of current events is both insightful and nuanced-"

"You're really hot," Alex says, breaking into a grin. "Fuck, man. What's it gonna take?"

Truthfully? Just one look at him. Henry hadn’t stood a chance.

He slides off the bar stool, stepping into Alex’s space. They're at eye-level like this. Something to be said for that. "I'm so glad we got to know each other before jumping into anything purely physical."

"Mm, yeah. Real treat." Alex wets his lips a little. "You should kiss me. Also, I want to fuck you."
God. The problem with this whole thing is that Alex is seriously refreshing. So much so that Henry can't promise he'll have it in him to kick Alex out at the end of the night.

"And then we'll walk down the aisle, yes?" he suggests, smiling.

Alex studies him for longer than the joke really requires. "If you'll have me, yeah."

It's a touch less flippant than Henry knows what to do with. He does, however, know what to do right this moment. Only one thing for it.

The kiss is bloody life-changing.
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Evi(e)l Plans 📋😈 @everwitch.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
FEELING SOME KIND OF WAY ABOUT YOU Oneshot | 9K | M 💘 Soulmates 💘 Hookup to lovers 💘 Sometimes it's love at first sight and sometimes they go kicking and screaming the whole way. This is the latter. 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/72405236 #rwrbsky #rwrbfic #rwrb #firstprince
Fic banner consisting of four black-and-white images: one depicts an empty diner, one a lacrosse field at night, one a bouquet of roses and tulips, and the last one an empty walking path, also at night. All four images have an eerie sort of lighting. Beneath the images is the text: "Feeling some kind of way about you, by everwitch.'
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Evi(e)l Plans 📋😈 @everwitch.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Little snippet to start the weekend off! 🌌🫦💘 Full fic is coming this Tuesday! #soulmates #rwrb #rwrbwip #rwrbsky
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Evi(e)l Plans 📋😈 @everwitch.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
🕺💞💋
There's a hand digging into Henry’s thigh.

It feels purposeful. A little authoritative, even. Very close to absolute perfection. Especially when the touch roams higher, almost where Henry craves it most.

Henry sinks into it easily, moaning without shame as he raises his head just enough to meet a pair of intensely brown eyes. Gorgeous.

The man's utterly perfect body helps, too.

Finally, the man's hand wraps tightly around Henry's cock, and Henry—

Henry's eyes fly open.

He's alone. His morning alarm blares angrily.

Jesus.He's hard. That's probably not surprising. Still, he hasn't woken up this hard since…

That is not a productive train of thought.

He forces himself out of bed, stumbling into the bathroom and splashing cold water on his face. It doesn't particularly help.

He can believe he'd dreamt about Alex.

He's only met the man once. A whole bloody year ago.

He's watched the video loads, though.

Not that kind of video. An exercise video. Completely innocent. Alex gives the class—'Salsa Booty Burn'—live and in person at the local gym. The recorded version had been Henry's to keep for a mere ten dollars.

He knows all of the steps, now. Thinks he does okay even at the part where Alex urges his presumptive salsa enthusiasts to 'put their hips into it.' And if he finishes each workout sweaty and flushed not only from the intense choreography, that's nobody's business but his own.God. He can’t believe he'd actually dreamt about Alex.

Again.

He gets in the shower with the genuine intention to quickly wash off and get back out. He doesn't succeed.

… Maybe it wouldn't hurt if he finally renewed his gym membership?

—

Alex remembers him, too.

The next time he urges Henry to put his hips into it, the context is very different.
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Evi(e)l Plans 📋😈 @everwitch.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
but I can't help how wonderful life is when you're in the world 🎾 Chapter 7: Duty 🎾 Ft. big sister June, Wimbledon shenanigans, and a shocking revelation at the DNC. 🎾 Soundtrack: Nowhere Man by The Beatles 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/598072...
Fic banner featuring the title: "but I can’t help how wonderful life is when you’re in the world". Above the title are two photos from the Victoria & Albert Museum in London. The left photo is of the Renaissance City Gallery which Alex and Henry visit in the book. The right photo is of a different sculpture gallery at the museum where they filmed that scene for the movie. The photos are placed side by side and cropped so that the base of two statues in the respective locations align seamlessly in the middle.
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Evi(e)l Plans 📋😈 @everwitch.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Here's a fun side-by-side of the opening of each fic, which is the only part where I've reused some writing. Incidentally, this excerpt also makes up the summaries. ‘FEELING SOME KIND OF WAY ABOUT YOU’ is coming to AO3 on October 21st, exactly five years after the original. Mark your calendars. ♡
'If you feel the way I do'

It's apparently true, what they say about soulmates. Once your sixteenth birthday has passed and you find yourself in their presence, close enough for your soulbond to come alive, you'll be able to feel it. You'll simply know.

Henry knows, all right.

He opens his eyes, his heart beating madly in his chest as he looks across the cafeteria. His gaze is drawn to a presence that he can feel so completely, now, almost like it's become part of himself, like a piece he's been missing. He blinks, slowly, as he meets the wide eyes of another boy.

It's Alex Claremont-Diaz.

Henry's breath hitches. Fuck. Oh, fuck.
'Feeling some kind of way about you'

It's apparently true, what they say about soulmates. Once your twenty-first birthday has passed and you find yourself in their presence, close enough for your soulbond to come alive, you'll be able to feel it. You'll simply know.

Henry knows, all right.

He opens his eyes, heart racing as he turns his head a fraction to the right. There, across the crowded living-room, is a man. Someone whose presence Henry can now sense without even looking. But God, does he want to look.

He blinks slowly as he takes in a startlingly familiar face. It’s Alex Claremont-Diaz.

Fuck.

Not him.
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Evi(e)l Plans 📋😈 @everwitch.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
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Evi(e)l Plans 📋😈 @everwitch.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
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