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The Ghost Ship EverGemma

@evergemma.bsky.social
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Ⓐntifascist, queer disabled nerd who likes to sew. I make cross stitch patterns and I like boats. Sometimes I make cross stitch patterns of boats. they/she

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The Ghost Ship EverGemma @evergemma.bsky.social · 16h
I love them so much.
A close up of the dolls and clown. The action man is on an armchair and the rest are scrunched together on the sofa.
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The Ghost Ship EverGemma @evergemma.bsky.social · 16h
I also saw the most INCREDIBLE Halloween decorations on my way.
An action man and two ken dolls sitting on a mini sofa with a skeleton with clown makeup sitting in between the kens with his arms around them. On the wall behind them is progress pride flag bunting
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The Ghost Ship EverGemma @evergemma.bsky.social · 19h
Ooooh! With those quantity ones I've been focusing on the budget European carriers first and United Airlines. Today's the day for the Belugas though. I'm camping Saint-Nazaire.
the whaler trophy page on skycards showing that I've caught 7 of the 8 beluga aircraft
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The Ghost Ship EverGemma @evergemma.bsky.social · 20h
I've also just caught one of the UK's 3 new snoopers.
a boeing rc-135 flying over the midlands. a label above the reg number says "new in fleet"
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The Ghost Ship EverGemma @evergemma.bsky.social · 20h
How am I STILL finding Spitfires I've never caught before over the southeast?
Skycards screenshot showing a spitfire near Gatwick. The reg number is labelled "new" cos I've never caught this one before
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The Ghost Ship EverGemma @evergemma.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
My leg is really bad today but I've accepted that I don't have the skills to build myself a medieval rack to stretch myself on. So instead I taped a couple of 1.5 litre bottles filled with water to my bad leg and stood on my good leg on the stairs with my bad leg hanging down.
diagram of a person standing sideways on the lowest stair on a staircase on their left leg. Their right leg is hanging over the edge of the stair and has two large bottles taped to it just above the ankle.
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The Ghost Ship EverGemma @evergemma.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Magnifique
A photo taken from down low looking up at the cat who is looking off to the side.
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The Ghost Ship EverGemma @evergemma.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The geometry of this cat is just... a little off.
A close up of his legs, crossed over but also bent at the elbow and looking longer and more angular than a cat's legs should.
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The Ghost Ship EverGemma @evergemma.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This helps. Fancy crossed leggies.
A white and ginger cat curled up on his side on a blanket with his two long front legs extended and crossed over at the wrist
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The Ghost Ship EverGemma @evergemma.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
In a similar vein but much shitter than your axes: my Love Peace Friendship knife.
a 10cm folding knife. the hilt is a pink enamel high heeled boot with a peace symbol stamped on it. The blade has "love peace friendship" engraved on it in the twee-est shittest font, with hearts and flowers and squiggles around the letters.
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The Ghost Ship EverGemma @evergemma.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Compared with 3 and a half years ago
The same tree, somewhat shorter and almost completely bare since it was just before spring. There's a couple of small sections of the fungus low down on the trunk, maybe a tenth of the amount of fungus on the tree in the photo taken today.
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The Ghost Ship EverGemma @evergemma.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Seriously though, at this point it's basically a fungus that has a tree infestation.
photo of a ~15 metre tall tree with LOTS of fungus growing up the trunk. It's the kind that grows in sort of flat semicircles stacked on top of each other and the whole trunk is riddled with it, there's large cracks forming in bits near the top and an 8 metre tall section has cracked and torn away, falling into the stream below so that the stream isn't even visible below all the foliage.
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The Ghost Ship EverGemma @evergemma.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
In the summary of my report it replaced my title with the number 5, which solves the gender issue for me at least...
Summary

Your details
Name:
5 Gemma
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The Ghost Ship EverGemma @evergemma.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is why I'm ordained. If you're not going to provide adequate ungendered titles AND you make it so I can't report a downed tree that's blocking a stream until I select one then you're going to have to address me as Reverend.
A form asking for personal details. The first is title and a red asterisk indicates the field is mandatory. The only options are Mrs, Ms, Mr, Dr, Rev and Miss. Rev has been highlighted.
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The Ghost Ship EverGemma @evergemma.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I wasn't going to get any Halloween decorations this year but look what they had in the coffee shop.
A witch doll made mostly from frayed string. Her her head is a 15mm roynd wooden bead with a happy face printed on it. Her body is charcoal grey and her hair is black. She has a broom with a spider on it, her white string arms are holding a spell book and she has a key hanging from the gold braid wrapped around her waist. And she has a black witch's hat
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The Ghost Ship EverGemma @evergemma.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sometimes truly cursed ideas just spring into my head and I NEED to get them out.
A "UK(US) Military base trespassing bingo!" sheet. It has a camo background and a 3 x 3 grid. Squares are "Anorak" with a photo of The Anorak from CBBC. "Guy who just wants to talk to the designer of the F35 for a sec. He just wants to talk to him." "Skycards players" with the Skycards logo. "Red diesel enthusiasts" with a glass of red wine emoji, "Took a wrong turn at albuquerque" with bugs bunny sticking out of a hole looking at a map. "Doggers" with eggplant and water droplets emojis. "Over-enthusiastic war thunder forums users" with the war thunder logo. "Aeromorphs" with one of the anthromorphic planes from Disney planes, and "Military history dads" with the Imperial War Museum logo.
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The Ghost Ship EverGemma @evergemma.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We were doing so well but I just can't keep track of three things at once.
A stove top with a large pan of tomato sauce and meatballs, a small pan of chopped bell pepper and a big pan of pasta on the boil.A close up of the peppers, while they looked yellow, turning them over reveals charcoal.
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The Ghost Ship EverGemma @evergemma.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I've been watching Italians on YouTube and it's given me ideas. (I am terrible at cooking anything that involves more than two steps.)
A kitchen counter and oven with two frying pans and a saucepan on the stove with vegetables and meatballs and spices on the go.
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The Ghost Ship EverGemma @evergemma.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I *think* it's a Volvo Polar 240 but it might also be a Volvo Polar... Redneck Edition?
A close up of the badge on the back of the car where it says POLAR. Underneath is a less official badge that says Redneck Edition but it so perfectly blends in with the real badge that you'd almost not notice it
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The Ghost Ship EverGemma @evergemma.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I saw a neat Volvo in town.
The back end of a grey volvo estate. It has a heavy duty roof rack and a decal that says "it's dirty cause I play with it!"The back left corner of the car showing the decal more clearly and a second decal on the fuel cap of the cartoon cat Simon's Cat doing his signature move of pointing to his open mouth as if to say "feed me"
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The Ghost Ship EverGemma @evergemma.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A bunch of different points in Dredge but I can't specify without spoiling the game.
still from the game dredge, a birds eye view of a lagoon that drops away into a craggy abyss. A tiny fishing boat floats near the centre with shoals of fish dotted about. Several enormous dark tentacles about 50 metres long each reach up from the abyss, they have red bioluminescent patches wrapping around them.
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The Ghost Ship EverGemma @evergemma.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Well now, for something described to me as "a total nightmare" by a professional, I managed to do it in under 2 hours. And that included stopping to eat dinner half way through.
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The Ghost Ship EverGemma @evergemma.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Okay, obviously I wouldn't recommend this, but since I couldn't find my rubber tipped tweezers I wrapped the pincer of a regular pair of tweezers with kinesiology tape and it has kinda worked!
Photo of 2 pairs of tweezers, one with black fabric tape wrapped around the ends, as well as a roll of black fabric kinesiology tape, a screwdriver, a make up brush and part of a laptop
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The Ghost Ship EverGemma @evergemma.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Let's find out whether that first guy was telling the truth...
A table with part of a laptop, a spare track pad, a little pack of screw bits and a craft knife
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The Ghost Ship EverGemma @evergemma.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Also seen: trans deer sticker
A sticker on a lamppost of a cartoon deer holding a heart with the trans pride colours on it
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The Ghost Ship EverGemma @evergemma.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This green nail varnish caught my eye and I was thinking of getting it, and then I realised it's called "Crazy about cargo"...
A row of nail varnishes in a shop, with a sort of khaki green one called "crazy about cargo" in the middle
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The Ghost Ship EverGemma @evergemma.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is so disingenuous. "The kids are complaining about a lack of investment in schools but France's spending on education is actually the fifth highest in Europe." Yeah but 62% of that goes to the fucking private schools.
A bbc news briefing by Hugh Schofield.

"How France's education spending compares to other countries

Hugh Schofield
Paris Correspondent

The students are complaining about lack of investment in education, but how does France compare to other developed countries in the money it spends on schools and universities?

According to the European Union, France’s spending on education relative to GDP is the fifth highest in the EU27, behind Sweden, Finland, Belgium and Denmark.

The absolute amount it spends per student in education is just below the EU average.

According to the OECD, France spends close to the OECD average per student – but with strong differences depending on the age group.

It spends below the average for primary and lower secondary education. But it spends 24% more than the average for upper secondary – i.e. lycées."
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The Ghost Ship EverGemma @evergemma.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Anyone know what "c172" means in this context? I assumed it meant Cessna 172 but I haven't caught any today and apparently I'm one plane from completing the task.
Skycards screenshot of today's 3 missions. Catch a flight going to or from Argentina, catch 5 different c172 aircraft within 60 minutes, catch a cirrus sr20 or sr22t
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The Ghost Ship EverGemma @evergemma.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If I ever lose my phone again, whoever finds it is going to get a good laugh
phone lock screen with date, time etc. the background is a white and ginger cat sitting like a person with his back legs out in front of him and his front legs down by his sides like arms. His face has the most perfectly vacant expression.
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The Ghost Ship EverGemma @evergemma.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Giving mum some options.
Two more of the same triangle but divided into stripes that are parallel with one of the shorter sides. One has 3 inch wide stripes and the other has 5 inch wide stripes. Both have had swatches of the stock images of the fabric pasted over the stripes.
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The Ghost Ship EverGemma @evergemma.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm basing it on this scarf design - 60 inches by 24 inches with a button on one of the narrow corners and a loop on the other. supersimplesewing.com/triangle-sca...
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The Ghost Ship EverGemma @evergemma.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I found some jacquard fabric in these really lovely autumn colours and it was being sold off super cheap so me and mum are planning on making a couple of scarves out of it. Mum wants fairly regular stripes but I'm thinking of trying something a bit more complicated...
Image of two right angled triangles. One is a line drawing and has has horizontal-ish stripes getting wider towards one edge, broken up into sections of similar lengths. The second is the same design but with pieces of the stock photos of the jacquard fabric cut out and placed on the scarf in a patchwork. They're shades of oranges, reds, purple and brown.
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The Ghost Ship EverGemma @evergemma.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
90% leg by volume.
A white and ginger cat lying in a nest of blankets with all four legs sticking out and all four feet overlapping. He is incredibly leggy.
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The Ghost Ship EverGemma @evergemma.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Guess who has misplaced their goddamn fucking MOUSE!
stock photo of a guy pinching the bridge of his nose in frustration
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The Ghost Ship EverGemma @evergemma.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh hey, next week's weather is now in beta.
screenshot from the met office website showing the weather for the next week, and then friday, saturday and sunday with "beta" written under them
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The Ghost Ship EverGemma @evergemma.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There was a knock at the door but I'm moving slow today and by the time I got there whoever it was had gone. But they left this.
A large yellow squash with a green stem and curly bits at the top.
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The Ghost Ship EverGemma @evergemma.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Rivet Joint descending towards Mildenhall.
flight radar screenshot showing a us air force RC-135W Rivet Joint aircraft that took off from Omaha at 4pm. It has no destination listed but it's currently descending over the midlands on course for Mildenhall air base
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The Ghost Ship EverGemma @evergemma.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Both team members have a special interest in archaeology. The aliens look like this.
The two humanoid aliens side by side in almost identical poses. They both have bald heads with ridges that run from front to back and act as a kind of continuation of the brow bone off to the side of the eyes. The Star Trek alien has an extra central ridge while the stargate alien has kind of the inverse of a ridge there. they both have a bit around their nose and mouth that protrudes out to where the tip of the nose would have been so that their prosthetics hide the nose entirely and they each have two vertical nostril slits there instead

Both have clothes in earthy colours although the star trek alien's clothes look more typically sewn and the star gate alien's clothes look more like just the pelts of animals and things haphazardly drapes.
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The Ghost Ship EverGemma @evergemma.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A sci-fi franchise with an episode where a member of the team is abducted by an alien with whom they have no shared language and little prior contact with. The two have to learn how to communicate while facing danger from other creatures over multiple days. The alien keeps saying "Shakar".
two screenshots, one from the star trek TNG episode Darmok, with Picard and an alien with a sort of ridged head looking towards a danger that's out of frame, and an almost identical image from Stargate SG1 episode The First Ones with Daniel Jackson and an alien looking towards a danger that's out of frame in almost exactly the same way
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The Ghost Ship EverGemma @evergemma.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You can see a few clearly here.
A close up of the bottom corner with with about 20 smileys a little more visible. One is a jigsaw with a missing piece saying "have an incomplete day", One has white and blue geometric patches along with the yellow and says "have a Mondrian day". One is crescent moon shaped and says "have a night" - hinting at the next poster in the series. A Mantis Design logo is right at the bottom
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The Ghost Ship EverGemma @evergemma.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What's a poster you had in your room growing up? These two posters, each with a hundred different smiley faces doing different things.
a white poster with "have a day" at the top in stylised typically 90s lettering. Underneath is a 10x10 grid of mostly yellow smiley faces doing different things. The resolution is too low to see them clearly but one is a balloon, one is wearing a sherlock deerstalker hat, one is blue with icicles around themAn almost identical poster with a dark blueish purple background that says "have a night"

One of the smileys is wearing a top hat, one appears to be a ninja, one is two smileys dividing mitosis style
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The Ghost Ship EverGemma @evergemma.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hey skycards fans - there's currently 2 RC135s, a WC135 and an E6 Mercury flying about over Omaha.
A skycards screenshot with about 3 dozen planes over omaha and Lincoln. There's four very large icons, two orange for the RC135s and 2 red for the WC135 and E6 Mercury
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The Ghost Ship EverGemma @evergemma.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And this is a very bold claim for a website that seems to be absolutely overrun with slop.
the redbubble homepage with a big banner filling most of the screen that says "MADE BY HUMANS. Original designs created by real people. Support independent artists and find your faves." with a button saying "shop original art"
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The Ghost Ship EverGemma @evergemma.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Utterly cursed tshirt I just saw
stock photo of a black tshirt with white text reading "obama are you coming home soon? the babysitter is weird..."
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The Ghost Ship EverGemma @evergemma.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This next to my rooster jug would go so hard.
listing for a metal fish ornament mounted on a wooden base. It looks kind of like if flounder from the little mermaid was cast in terminator 2. It has those sort of dimensions, very round, very bulging eyes. £19.36A close up of the fish with quite a promounced mouth sticking out in a kind of pout and long swishy tail fins like a gold fish
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The Ghost Ship EverGemma @evergemma.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ok ngl this weird guy knitting with his own fleece is tempting.
enamel pin depicting a cartoon sheep, or whatever breed of sheep/goat etc provides mohair. He is looking at the viewer with a kind of smug expression as he knits with his own fleece, seemingly while it's still attached to him. £3.84
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The Ghost Ship EverGemma @evergemma.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I found a seller who was selling a buttload of military and train books and then some INCREDIBLY niche books about east anglia.
listings for booklets titled "suffolk dragonflies" published 1992 for £16.15 and "New Naturalist #58 Hedges" published 1979 for £26.70A booklet from 1976 titled "Norfolk characters" with a sepia photo of a man in a fancy victorian looking outfit and top hat on it, selling for £8.66A 2009 booklet titled "parish churches of west suffolk" for £21.50, with a photo of a square stone folley looking thing next to some treesListing for "a flora of kings lynn" published 2011, for £7.59. The photo on the front has some plants in the foreground and the city in the background.
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The Ghost Ship EverGemma @evergemma.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I love my eBay rabbit holes
a listing for 2 enamel pins depicting the fiat florino van for £2.88
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The Ghost Ship EverGemma @evergemma.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A close up of the jug looking towards the rooster head. Its eyes stick out in an almost cartoonish bug-eyed way and with its beak open it looks kind of panicked, kind of like Beaker from the Muppets.
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The Ghost Ship EverGemma @evergemma.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Rooster jug, my beloved ❤️
ebay listing for "unusual chinese stoneware glazed ewer jug with a rooster spout" for £89.10 plus postage. The photo shows a beige jug with the neck and head of a rooster with it's beak open for pouring. The jug is facing slightly away so the rooster isn't completely visible but you can tell its silly.
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