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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️

@eventuallymaude.bsky.social
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MtF, she/her, mid transition woman, mid-30s, AuDHD, engineer, leftist, cat mom, Babylon 5 fan, submissive bi slut, late bloomer. HRT 03/25/2023 Orchiectomy 01/04/2024 FFS 06/12-06/13/2025 BA 09/02/2025

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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Unfortunately my condition is autoimmune rather than hormonal.
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A little bad news post bottom surgery, it triggered an alopecia flare up. The hair around my right ear gave out over the last week. I got my latest round of interlesion steroid injections on Friday, but it takes over a week to take full effect. It should grow back, but it really sucks.
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is how I flirt
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Rhea Ripley Rhea Ripley Crown Jewel
ALT: Rhea Ripley Rhea Ripley Crown Jewel
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J.Jareth @jenejareth.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is how I flirt
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David Lee Roth Shakes His Hair
Alt: David Lee Roth Shakes His Hair
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I mentioned my labia is starting to look life a labia, so you might be wondering what it looked like before. Two hotdogs tied together at the ends and spread in the middle. Felt like it, too.
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
is looking more like a labia every day.
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The nurse practitioner who did my post-op warned that I might start having more tightness/resistance while dilating in the next week or two. She was right on the money. I can still dilate, but there is resistance. That said the swelling is going down a lot and my labia is looking more like a labia
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I did my first puzzle/escape room today. It was my first time driving and the longest I’ve been out since my surgery. And I had a really good time. It was an interesting case.
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Should have dark magic. Should. Riiiight.
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My pussy horts. It's great. 3 weeks post op.
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
put my into a dissociative fugue state for 20 years. It also reminds me of suffering in silence because I couldn't trust any adult in my life to help me. Obviously the bear is going back to her place.
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My mom slipped my old childhood teddy bear into a cooler full of food, and it triggered a dysphoria and grief attack. She doesn't understand that my old existence was painful and that bear only reminds of laying in bed wishing I was a girl night after night for over a decade until make puberty
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The USA has a fragile male ego. That's why we fucked with Iran and why Trump is going to destroy Cuba. Those countries resisted American imperialism so the US government held grudges for the better part of a century.
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That might actually be interesting/fun to watch.
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I should be taking notes.
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's a giant boob!
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
just now and there’s shit that needs doing.
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I got a fun idea for a D&D character from a dream. She’s basically a rural middle aged woman with a double barrel shotgun and peri menopause symptoms. I’d base her on some of wonderful cis women I’ve met since I got into BDSM. There’s a good reason she’s on the adventure, but she can’t think of it
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am a toaster. youtu.be/4RI27kgsy38?...
youtu.be
SCP-426 - You Are ALREADY A Toaster
YouTube video by Dr Bob
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've been told by terfs online that the problem isn't that we have advantages, it's that we're trans. Pure and simple bigotry.
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In an ideal world, the Joint Chiefs is staff removed him from power on January 6th.
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just had my post-op. Everything is healing normally and I'm clear to return to my own apartment. Huzzah! And I can start getting piercings down there at 9 months though I'll probably wait until a year.
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
His spine is a "3".
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
would have bought it this morning.
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Instagram keeps trying to sell me a mini drama/romance AI slop app. Normally I wouldn't be interested at all, but the ads are very well chosen for me. They feature a queen getting fucked by a naga, a harem fantasy, and a princess falling in love with a dragon. If it wasn't AI slop, I probably
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have a pussy and it feels so natural. Dilation is a small price to pay for my body feeling the way it's supposed to. My brain hasn't had to edit a burn defect out of my awareness for 18 days and it's wonderful.
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"2010: The Year We Make Contact"
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Much easier than expected.
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is exactly how i picture motherhood.
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The first thing I was aware of is that the gurney i was on was extremely uncomfortable.
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I quit WoW when BfA was announced. And I frankly don't miss it.
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I just realized i don't remember being put under for bottom surgery at all. They put the oxygen mask on me and the next thing I know I'm waking up in recovery. Anesthesia is a blast.
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I didn't realize Cousin It was a fan of spooky season.
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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L.A. Noire Doubt Meme
ALT: L.A. Noire Doubt Meme
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I completely missed that. And now those mediocre students are being replaced by vibe coding LLM slop machines. I didn't realize how out of touch i was with "average Americans" into until the election.
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Serious question, were schools really telling average students to go into computer programming all this time? I was an honors student from 6th grade on and had undiagnosed AuDHD so I could have missed the suggestion entirely.
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Role model.
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm 4 days put of the hospital and my intestines finally woke up all the way. I think i just lost 5 lbs.
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Younger trans girl in reddit: Do I pass? Me: Yeah you just look autistic.
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So Lauren Boebert is bi... why am I attracted to crazy?
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Mandarin character tattoo that says "随机汉字".
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Every 6 hours.
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Is it rude to tell trans girls asking if they pass that their just look autistic?
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My life revolves arrive sticking hard plastic rods in my cooter. It's a fair trade since I didn't have a cooter two weeks ago.
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Post-op girls really do need to use a different set of muscles to pee.
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm starting to feel like a woman again. HRT withdrawal and the Foley ruined me.
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm dilating lie a good girl. It feels right.
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We all love handsome squidward.
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I might have to pre order.
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Omg I forgot what sustained deep sleep felt like.
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