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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️

@eventuallymaude.bsky.social
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MtF, she/her, mid transition woman, mid-30s, AuDHD, engineer, leftist, cat mom, Babylon 5 fan, submissive bi slut, late bloomer. HRT 03/25/2023 Orchiectomy 01/04/2024 FFS 06/12-06/13/2025 BA 09/02/2025

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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A little bad news post bottom surgery, it triggered an alopecia flare up. The hair around my right ear gave out over the last week. I got my latest round of interlesion steroid injections on Friday, but it takes over a week to take full effect. It should grow back, but it really sucks.
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is how I flirt
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Rhea Ripley Rhea Ripley Crown Jewel
ALT: Rhea Ripley Rhea Ripley Crown Jewel
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J.Jareth @jenejareth.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is how I flirt
static.klipy.com
David Lee Roth Shakes His Hair
Alt: David Lee Roth Shakes His Hair
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I mentioned my labia is starting to look life a labia, so you might be wondering what it looked like before. Two hotdogs tied together at the ends and spread in the middle. Felt like it, too.
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The nurse practitioner who did my post-op warned that I might start having more tightness/resistance while dilating in the next week or two. She was right on the money. I can still dilate, but there is resistance. That said the swelling is going down a lot and my labia is looking more like a labia
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I did my first puzzle/escape room today. It was my first time driving and the longest I’ve been out since my surgery. And I had a really good time. It was an interesting case.
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Should have dark magic. Should. Riiiight.
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My pussy horts. It's great. 3 weeks post op.
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My mom slipped my old childhood teddy bear into a cooler full of food, and it triggered a dysphoria and grief attack. She doesn't understand that my old existence was painful and that bear only reminds of laying in bed wishing I was a girl night after night for over a decade until make puberty
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The USA has a fragile male ego. That's why we fucked with Iran and why Trump is going to destroy Cuba. Those countries resisted American imperialism so the US government held grudges for the better part of a century.
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That might actually be interesting/fun to watch.
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I got a fun idea for a D&D character from a dream. She’s basically a rural middle aged woman with a double barrel shotgun and peri menopause symptoms. I’d base her on some of wonderful cis women I’ve met since I got into BDSM. There’s a good reason she’s on the adventure, but she can’t think of it
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am a toaster. youtu.be/4RI27kgsy38?...
youtu.be
SCP-426 - You Are ALREADY A Toaster
YouTube video by Dr Bob
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just had my post-op. Everything is healing normally and I'm clear to return to my own apartment. Huzzah! And I can start getting piercings down there at 9 months though I'll probably wait until a year.
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
His spine is a "3".
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Instagram keeps trying to sell me a mini drama/romance AI slop app. Normally I wouldn't be interested at all, but the ads are very well chosen for me. They feature a queen getting fucked by a naga, a harem fantasy, and a princess falling in love with a dragon. If it wasn't AI slop, I probably
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have a pussy and it feels so natural. Dilation is a small price to pay for my body feeling the way it's supposed to. My brain hasn't had to edit a burn defect out of my awareness for 18 days and it's wonderful.
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"2010: The Year We Make Contact"
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I just realized i don't remember being put under for bottom surgery at all. They put the oxygen mask on me and the next thing I know I'm waking up in recovery. Anesthesia is a blast.
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Serious question, were schools really telling average students to go into computer programming all this time? I was an honors student from 6th grade on and had undiagnosed AuDHD so I could have missed the suggestion entirely.
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Role model.
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm 4 days put of the hospital and my intestines finally woke up all the way. I think i just lost 5 lbs.
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Younger trans girl in reddit: Do I pass? Me: Yeah you just look autistic.
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So Lauren Boebert is bi... why am I attracted to crazy?
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Mandarin character tattoo that says "随机汉字".
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Every 6 hours.
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Is it rude to tell trans girls asking if they pass that their just look autistic?
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My life revolves arrive sticking hard plastic rods in my cooter. It's a fair trade since I didn't have a cooter two weeks ago.
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Post-op girls really do need to use a different set of muscles to pee.
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm starting to feel like a woman again. HRT withdrawal and the Foley ruined me.
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm dilating lie a good girl. It feels right.
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I might have to pre order.
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Omg I forgot what sustained deep sleep felt like.
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Doing a pelvic floor clench around a dilator...i can't quite quantify that feeling.
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm doing my first dilation out of the hospital. My cats are helping.
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I took stairs too fast and my pussy hurts.
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm being discharged!
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So the Foley Catheter can trigger constipation, which is why I've barely been able to shit for the last week. Poop balls up and distends the rectum, and puts pressure on the urethra. Remove the Catheter, and hard stools pinch the urethra preventing the bladder from emptying.
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
New pussy nerve shocks. Fun fun fun.
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Dilating is kind of boring, but the penetration is exciting.
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I was able to dilate earlier, and the hospital staff were seemingly told that I can't handle so many people popping in and out of my room.
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm currently in a state of extreme sustained emotional distress due to the Foley catheter setting of a dysphoria reaction and still being in the hospital and I'm unable to advocate for myself. The hospital staff keep asking me what I want to do but I can't process anything.
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm so upset that I'm mostly incapable of regulating my temper. And I couldn't get the dilator in with the fucking Foley in and I'm too upset and scared to try again. That feels like an unforgivable failure.
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The night urologist is the most annoying trans person I've ever met.
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I think it's safe to say that the Foley Catheter has been added to my list of traumas.
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I have to stay another night. I can't empty my bladder. And that triggered panic attack #2 of the day.
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I might be spending another night here. I managed to pee but didn't empty my bladder. The nurse is eventually going to tell me what the doctors say. Might have to straight cath. I had a panic attack earlier about staying another night and blood coming out, and they gave me a new anti-anxiety drug
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
FFS, the LLM companies didn't invent the Robot Devil. The "leaks" are fake. They just ran out of everyone else's money trying to turn a fundamentally limited technology (LLMs) into generative AI, and rather than being adults they're just looking for excuses to shut down development and cashing out.
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Foley Catheter is gone! Praise the Goddess.
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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
T-plus 5 days since my bottom surgery. All the hardware has been removed and I just have to pee on my own to be eligible for discharge. And my new pussy is beautiful. She's been through the wars, but in a Furiousa at the end of "Fury Road" way.
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