ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a group of people and a clock .

Alt: A cartoon duck, Donald, with no feathers, eyes red, decked with a star tree topper in his head, and and tree skirt around his body. He is by a window. He is in a threatening pointing motion with a candy cane, then busts off the end to be sharp and more threatening. Seriously, go watch the insanity.