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Eve Evangel

@eveevangel.bsky.social
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Someone tried to hack my account and now I’m too lazy to write the bio again.

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Eve Evangel @eveevangel.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My son has the audacity to tell me that ‘he realized it’s hard to raise the shrimp (from his science kit)’ You don’t say?? Raising shrimp is hard you say?
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Eve Evangel @eveevangel.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
#mood
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Theresa McLeod @westtexascatlady.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
So much truth here! 😢
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Eve Evangel @eveevangel.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It is kinda strange though that some of the best times I had were in Florida.
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Eve Evangel @eveevangel.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
So Malta is getting driverless busses? It was inevitable considering that the British transport company Arriva had to literally pull out over night a few years back citing ‘it’s impossible to operate in Malta considering the lack of work ethics’. Foreign drivers had to be ‘imported’, but: racism
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Eve Evangel @eveevangel.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
In the language of the Internet:
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Eve Evangel @eveevangel.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
So you’re against data centers and palm oil but ignore factory farming. Awesome 👏🏻 ‘I’m something of an environmentalist myself’.
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I'm Somewhat Of A Scientist Myself - Norman Osborn
ALT: I'm Somewhat Of A Scientist Myself - Norman Osborn
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Eve Evangel @eveevangel.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Czernobyl
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Eve Evangel @eveevangel.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Heidi Klum roasted chicken flavor potato chips because we live in a post-satire world.
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Eve Evangel @eveevangel.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP youtu.be/xvcDUy_Rd90
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Sisters Of Mercy - Jolene
YouTube video by James Cameron
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Eve Evangel @eveevangel.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Things my son has said (to me) today now that he is 5yo. Disclaimer: no one in kindergarten speaks English and I know what he’s watching (mostly Camp Cretaceous): ‘That’s cheating, bro’ ‘I don’t even care’ On a fast accelerating bike: ‘yeah Rock n Roll!’
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Eve Evangel @eveevangel.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Almost can’t see you. #lizard #walllizard
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Eve Evangel @eveevangel.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Something else you may have not heard of: According to a study autistic adolescents are less likely to believe in god. (Norenzayan, Gervais and Trzesniewski 2012)
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Eve Evangel @eveevangel.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The Sisters of Mercy - First and last and always
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Eve Evangel @eveevangel.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Say what you want about ChatGPT but this is spot on.
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Eve Evangel @eveevangel.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Today I felt a bit self conscious because my T-shirt didn’t fit so well. It felt really tight in some areas even though I had lost weight. My wife solved the mystery by telling me I was wearing one of her ladies M size shirts…
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Eve Evangel @eveevangel.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
These wigs are so bad, couldn’t they like ask a drag queen or something. This reminds me of Samurai Cop.
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Eve Evangel @eveevangel.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I only park in award winning parking garages, not in random ones like a savage.
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Eve Evangel @eveevangel.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
EXACTLY what a Russian asset would do following Putins orders as favor to North Korea. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...
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Trump orders cuts to South Korea joint drills despite warnings about Kim regime
President says he ‘gets along great’ with dictator but US officials say Ukraine war is boosting North’s capabilities
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ST-90019 - Star Wars locations & trooping @st90019.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It’s my sons birthday party and he wanted it animal themed but still is a big dino nerd, so this is my outfit. I love you and happy 5th, my guy! ❤️
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Eve Evangel @eveevangel.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It’s one of those random odd movies I watched many times when I was a kid because my dad had it on VHS.
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Eve Evangel @eveevangel.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Look, I hate parent brags on social media but I also hate kids chasing animals for fun and parents not teaching them better, so I’m immensely proud of my son. He can be so gentle. Yesterday he hand-fed crows in the park, today he managed to pet a wild lizard.
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Eve Evangel @eveevangel.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
A while ago I read something about ‘was there something everyone would quote in your family’ and I have to say: SARDINE? #theburbs
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Tom Hanks' Sardine Meal in The 'Burbs
ALT: Tom Hanks' Sardine Meal in The 'Burbs
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Eve Evangel @eveevangel.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
‘Like Coelophysis or Compsognathus’ - my son
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Eve Evangel @eveevangel.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Good. I used to wear and buy a lot of Ray-Bans but since they announced their meta colab they are on my boycott list. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
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‘I’ve definitely lost followers’: influencers face backlash over Meta ‘pervert glasses’ content
Using ‘spy glasses’ made by Facebook owner leads to floods of negative comments, say content creators
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Eve Evangel @eveevangel.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
My son and I were talking about me trying to learn some Chinese and he asked me for a word I didn’t know and he went full Lebowski out of nowhere. ‘You gotta go to school and learn, maaan’ I have no idea where he picked up talking like that other than his entire vibe being ‘surfer dude’.
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Eve Evangel @eveevangel.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I’m amused by the entire pineapple on pizza discourse. On my frequent travel to Italy I have seen digressions like Italians dunking pizza in mayonnaise so excuse me when I don’t give a fuck. So today I made Swedish pizza. That’s pizza with banana and curry powder.
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Eve Evangel @eveevangel.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Let me rephrase that: ‘was working on proving known widespread systemic corruption’ www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...
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Daphne Caruana Galizia was investigating suspected corruption when killed, jury told
Journalist’s son says his mother was examining leak from Electrogas, part owned by Yorgen Fenech who is on trial
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Eve Evangel @eveevangel.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Fun fact of the day. My great grandfather was kicked out of the UK based on his nationality leading up to WW1. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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EU citizens in UK get letters telling them post-Brexit residency rights were given ‘in error’
After years of building lives in UK, potentially thousands of EU citizens could be told they have no right to remain
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Eve Evangel @eveevangel.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Hey fun fact, I studied classical Greek in school and had to learn the alphabet and translate the texts and all and I remember NOTHING. What a shame.
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Eve Evangel @eveevangel.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
!!!
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Eve Evangel @eveevangel.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Can’t believe I just found this first edition of a cult classic from 1975 in one of those ‘take a free book’ shelves they have now everywhere. Cover has seen better days but what a journey this book must’ve taken. There’s even a library stamp from Oregon in it. What a peculiar gem.
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Eve Evangel @eveevangel.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Can’t believe I just had to ask a guy to not smoke inside the playground next to all the kids when there’s signs everywhere and (one would assume) common sense and decency.
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Eve Evangel @eveevangel.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Ladies and Gentlemen, my son: ‘looks like someone was buried in there’.
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Be Happy and Civil @beakindhuman.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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Eve Evangel @eveevangel.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
My drag name
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Saigonbond @ogsaigonbond.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Eve Evangel @eveevangel.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Finally some sort of justice after a decade. This happened close to where we lived and in typical Maltese ‘everyone is someone’s cousin’ fashion the general consensus was ‘she shouldn’t have poked around’ because this is normal in Malta. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...
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Daphne Caruana Galizia screamed in panic before explosion that killed her, court hears
Businessman stands trial over death of Maltese journalist killed by bomb in her car after she reported on corruption
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Eve Evangel @eveevangel.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
A guy just asked me for fashion advice in the Vans store because I have ‘a cool look’ so I’m finally being recognized as the fashion icon I am.
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Eve Evangel @eveevangel.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I left Instagram 1 1/2 years ago for good, but I didn’t delete it because some ppl still message me there so I check in every other month and I’m shocked to see what it turned into. My feed is bombarded by sponsored right wing, racist, and misogynistic disinformation. Here is a random selection:
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Eve Evangel @eveevangel.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Our son asks A LOT if he can have candy, ice-cream and such and will try to eat it ‘instead’ of proper food and get stuck in an age appropriate ‘BUT I WANT TO’ loop, so today I drew him a graph with video game style health bars to visualize what too much sugar and not enough vitamins looks like..
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Eve Evangel @eveevangel.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
This is what I’m posting from. Got this ‘baby’ out of storage. My old Hermes Baby (!) type writer. ‘Baby’ because the lettering is smaller than standard type writers. I got this from my grandma. It’s from 1954.
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Gen 13 | Snowcrash @raulenandrovius.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Public Service announcement! Please share and be aware.
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Eve Evangel @eveevangel.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Yes I absolutely should let this go and by obsessing over it I'm the crazy one, BUT it upsets me so much how stupid some people are. On a local small ads website someone was selling something. They put the price at 5€ and activated the 'buy now' option. I wanted 4 items and asked ..
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Eve Evangel @eveevangel.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
When I walk my dog and I see him stop occasionally sniffing some other dogs piss and then adding a few drops of his own I think to myself: what better way to describe social media.
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Eve Evangel @eveevangel.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
My band just received a booking inquiry to support a well known musician despite having deleted Facebook and Instagram, we haven’t played live in ages and our last album came out a while ago, so I asked how they ended up asking us, and the guy is like: I asked ChatGPT
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Eve Evangel @eveevangel.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
What my almost 5yo considers a ‘good time’. At least this time he isn’t picking up wild snakes in the woods like this little explorer usually is…
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Bluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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Eve Evangel @eveevangel.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
This is extremely intriguing, the only issue I have with it is that ‘WhatsApp’ is pre installed defeating the purpose to disconnect especially from META. commodore.net/callback/
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Callback 8020: The Future of Flip-Phones
Meet Callback 8020: the perfect blend of functionality and privacy in a Flip-Phone, no social media or browser allowed.
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Anti Neoliberalism @antineoliberalism.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
#DataCenters You know what to do.
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