Reposted by WendyJesse Locker @jessemlocker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you’ve never been to Giverny? [JACK SMITH]: No, I don’t think— [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you in front of a Monet! [SMITH]: That is a Manet 3836
Reposted by WendyGarrett Martin @garrettmartin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026you don’t need to know the pop charts after streaming the same way you don’t need to know the Roman emperors after Constantine 17716
Wendy @evavictorine.bsky.social · 25/09/202610YO is narrating her reorganization of the pantry shelves (against my wishes!) while I’m trying to clean the kitchen and enjoy an audiobook and it’s like this morning was designed in a lab to raise my blood pressure to unhealthy levels. 110
Wendy @evavictorine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Student finally noticed the “Mrs. Frizzle thing you’ve got going on” five weeks into the semester. ALSO, shoutout to the group chat for offering me these (Blundstone) boots for the grand price of $0. 110
Wendy @evavictorine.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Hope that survey on AI usage from work was actually anonymous, because I was not nice! 000
Wendy @evavictorine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Panda has not adapted well to grownups switching rooms with the kids this summer, and while she craves being near me, has not voluntarily come upstairs UNTIL TODAY 🥹 100
Wendy @evavictorine.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Clean Water Fest (in the rain!) was a total blast! Few pics because they’re of my kids’ painted faces, but the swag game was yet again elite (finally got the branded travel mug by winning Connect 4 as a family, and OF COURSE issue 2 of Lake Erie League!). Thanks, @neorsd.org! 4606
Wendy @evavictorine.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Ran into a kid (16) from temple on campus and was like, “oh hey, I work here,” and she replied, “oh, I do not, because I am a child.”static.klipy.comDavid Rose Nods 'Yes' in Schitt's CreekAlt: David Rose Nods 'Yes' in Schitt's Creek 001
Wendy @evavictorine.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Nothing unites the clowder like THE FOOD BOWLS ARE MISSING. 040
Wendy @evavictorine.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Disappointed! I veered from the expected professional path.* BUT, my life is really GOOD (health, lovely spouse and kids, a supportive group of friends with like values, a job at which I am paid to talk about art, lots of free time to read and nap…), so maybe 20YO me would be okay. 100
Reposted by Wendydarth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 17/09/2026this week has gone on long enough tbh 742330189
Wendy @evavictorine.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Surprised to find out I can still be shocked by this timeline! 000
Wendy @evavictorine.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I may have won parenting AND art history in one day?? 020
Wendy @evavictorine.bsky.social · 14/09/2026While I am a bit tired of all the trips, Temporary was SO GOOD at the vet (if screamy) and I got to start a new book. 160
Wendy @evavictorine.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Got an email today from someone I haven’t talked to (on purpose) in nearly a decade and it was just a link to a story about Oberlin, so I guess my brand remains strong. 120
Reposted by WendyBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Could the new world struggle to be born a little faster. These monsters are killing me. Get born, dipshit 4575146
Wendy @evavictorine.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Ohio would like several words with this rep if only he could be found. 010
Wendy @evavictorine.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Today, during the week I am historically most likely to bring home a kitten (much to my husband’s chagrin), I helped rescue a tiny black cat from the street and it went home with one of the other rescuers!static.klipy.comJeb Bush's 'Please Clap' MomentAlt: Jeb Bush's 'Please Clap' Moment 131
Reposted by WendyIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 11/09/2026Pretending the days after Sept. 11, 2001 were some kind of gauzy Hallmark special when we came together as a country is nauseating and ahistorical. The country went completely insane and has not recovered 13878001482
Wendy @evavictorine.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Gathered in the TV lounge in my college dorm, and one of the residents looked soberly at the screen and said, “a LOT of brown people are gonna die.” And they were RIGHT. 120
Wendy @evavictorine.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Talking about ancient Greek art and architecture this week, so pulling out one of the classics from my preteen years to get ready. 210
Wendy @evavictorine.bsky.social · 09/09/2026The Legend of Zelda 40th Anniversary Direct is making me feel lots of emotions??static.klipy.comZelda: Tears of the Kingdom Master Sword MomentAlt: Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom Master Sword Moment. 110
Wendy @evavictorine.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Audiobook finished JUST as I was pulling in my driveway!static.klipy.comJonas Brothers Chef Kiss GestureAlt: Jonas Brothers Chef Kiss Gesture. 011
Wendy @evavictorine.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Gotta say, it feels nice to have been missed (I was out of the house for a few hours today, and now the baby cat is clingy). 020
Wendy @evavictorine.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I am not usually spontaneous, but today I spontaneously called my dad because we would be nearby. 8YO and I watched him play a recital and then we all went out to dinner (Lorenzo’s, for those who know). AND IT WAS GREAT. 110
Wendy @evavictorine.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Went to the train museum. Found a warning sign that may or may not be improved by stick figures, @allthebeset.bsky.social. 141
Wendy @evavictorine.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Glad my kid has found a series she wants to read; NOT glad that means she’s shoving her kobo at me every day to buy the next book.static.klipy.comKristen Wiig: Help Me I'm PoorAlt: Kristen Wiig in sunglasses says, “help me I'm poor.” 000
Wendy @evavictorine.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Well, the big kids are home (school closed because of heat 😬) and I’m nursing a headache, so I can definitely just lie around with the cats until it’s time to fetch the littlest kid, yeah? 210
Wendy @evavictorine.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I’m so not using AI I’m on some lists here, which is pretty great for a lurker. 000
Wendy @evavictorine.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Introduce yourself with five artists you've seen at least twice: Cake Beulah Of Montreal The Magnetic Fields Islands (I have also seen Josh Ritter many times!) 010
Wendy @evavictorine.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I've read this before, and as we are approaching the teen years, I have to recite it to myself daily through clenched teeth. 000
Wendy @evavictorine.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Oooh! Just as my students are reading about Hobby Lobby, excuse me, the Museum of the Bible's collecting practices! 010
Wendy @evavictorine.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I've been lucky and rarely missed a show I intended to see, but all the hints I dropped for my husband to get us Cake tickets a few years back for our anniversary did NOT land. Also, Belle & Sebastian, having never been in right place and time, which doesn't really count, but I'm still mad. 110
Reposted by WendyWagatwe Wanjuki @wagatwe.bsky.social · 30/08/2026whenever I see someone complain about "the excesses of woke," I want to ask them what it means—did some people want ~too much~ equality? 391806322
Wendy @evavictorine.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I have put it off until the final hours, but I am now doing my school's "Ai training" and I will need several stiff drinks after this. 100
Wendy @evavictorine.bsky.social · 27/08/2026All of these are so good?? Adding a few to show my students (art history is still happening!). 030