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may i interest you in a glass of chardonnay and a trip down crazy lane? | he/him

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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i'm gonna fast forward to 300 takeout coffees later, yall want anything?
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Like... that feeling of knowing deep down that the man you've invested all of your time and energy into was going to throw it all away, but pushing that insecurity even deeper until it eventually blows up in your face? Get this woman a nobel prize
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The absolutely galactic depth of the chorus in brand new chanel$ rightfully gets its flowers, but in my opinion it's the line "I always knew you'd do it" in the pre-chorus that hits like a knife in the gut every time
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
someone still has dignity i see
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
no i just had a crush on a guy who chose french as a 2nd language in high school because he wanted attention
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i'm getting really uncreative with my captions
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
is this okay to post on my ig story
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Okay I see why Trina Vega loved this city so much
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was having really bad hanganxiety and dissociation on my flight but then I stepped outside and the cool breeze hit my face and the sun warmed me up and I was once again reminded that I am in fact a sun worshipper
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
chicago... i'm in you
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
tomorrow
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'll always find people who claim to hate all of Taylor Swift's music to be boring as hell because like... she objectively has some gems even if a lot of her output lately has been disappointing
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
was it over when she laid down on your couch? was it over when he unbuttoned my blouse?
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
case in point
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Never felt more like I was living out a Lana Del Rey song lol
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just remembered the time I went home with a guy and he left his gun out on his end table
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
okay then embrace it king
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
okay but are we talking one-winged angel, or those chosen by the planet? because the implications are different
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
chicago i'll be in you next week
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
lol
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
gay people can be annoying
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
yeah lemme just grab a hammer and nails real quick
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
good
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I didn't love the chorus on the first listen but it's really been growing on me! Very interesting musical direction for them as a group
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the new taylor album is bad but people in ariana grande of charli xcx houses shouldn't throw stones
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it's hozier's would that i, btw 😌
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I wish there was a way to share the song you have on repeat on instagram without posting it on your story and looking like a complete prick
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
was gonna address the typo but alas i just don't care
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
was gonna try to defend m*fy p*ltola then remembered that her campaign rejected kamala's endorsement... karma comes at you fast huh
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
was in a really pissy mood and quit my workout 35 minutes in, would it be weird to go back later tonight and try again lmao
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
not listening to any of those new albums but happy for y'all
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
New chvrches music soon thank GOD
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
don't blame me! blame brett!
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Who's left on Ed Sheeran's tour lmao
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
an egg with wheat toast and a little sriracha is something that can be so personal
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
they should invent a form of mail merge that doesn't make you feel like you're conducting open heart surgery on yourself
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
there are whispers of an autumn chill in the air today (derogatory)
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
mariners apartment complex is kind of a the most beautifully earnest love song of all time when u think about it
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
always
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
did the SNL host factory explode
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i have a crush again
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
point still stands after the full reveal btw
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
nobody warned me that aging transforms hangovers from an unpleasant headache to a prolonged experience of psychological horror
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
DID YOU TAKE HIM TO THE PIER IN SANTA MONICA FORGET TO BRING A JACKET WRAPPED UP IN HIM CUZ YOU WANTED TA?
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
hey ladies... did u know... that uhm... all the broken hearts in the world still beat?
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
took a screenshot from a p**n video because i liked the guy's tattoo and wanted it as inspo
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'm so sorry ♥️
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
something chic and cosmopolitan about waking up in someone else's bed and scampering back home in the morning to start the work day
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
grown adult hookup making me feel like i'm in college and waking up in a frat house again
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
i'm not kidding, every day i check instagram and someone completely new is there
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