E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 10/10/2026i'm gonna fast forward to 300 takeout coffees later, yall want anything? 020
E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Like... that feeling of knowing deep down that the man you've invested all of your time and energy into was going to throw it all away, but pushing that insecurity even deeper until it eventually blows up in your face? Get this woman a nobel prize 000
E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The absolutely galactic depth of the chorus in brand new chanel$ rightfully gets its flowers, but in my opinion it's the line "I always knew you'd do it" in the pre-chorus that hits like a knife in the gut every time 110
E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026no i just had a crush on a guy who chose french as a 2nd language in high school because he wanted attention 100
E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I was having really bad hanganxiety and dissociation on my flight but then I stepped outside and the cool breeze hit my face and the sun warmed me up and I was once again reminded that I am in fact a sun worshipper 050
E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I'll always find people who claim to hate all of Taylor Swift's music to be boring as hell because like... she objectively has some gems even if a lot of her output lately has been disappointing 020
E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026was it over when she laid down on your couch? was it over when he unbuttoned my blouse? 040
E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Never felt more like I was living out a Lana Del Rey song lol 020
E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Just remembered the time I went home with a guy and he left his gun out on his end table 130
E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026okay but are we talking one-winged angel, or those chosen by the planet? because the implications are different 110
E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I didn't love the chorus on the first listen but it's really been growing on me! Very interesting musical direction for them as a group 000
E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026the new taylor album is bad but people in ariana grande of charli xcx houses shouldn't throw stones 000
E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I wish there was a way to share the song you have on repeat on instagram without posting it on your story and looking like a complete prick 140
E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026was gonna try to defend m*fy p*ltola then remembered that her campaign rejected kamala's endorsement... karma comes at you fast huh 110
E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026was in a really pissy mood and quit my workout 35 minutes in, would it be weird to go back later tonight and try again lmao 020
E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026not listening to any of those new albums but happy for y'all 020
E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026an egg with wheat toast and a little sriracha is something that can be so personal 020
E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026they should invent a form of mail merge that doesn't make you feel like you're conducting open heart surgery on yourself 020
E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026there are whispers of an autumn chill in the air today (derogatory) 140
E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026mariners apartment complex is kind of a the most beautifully earnest love song of all time when u think about it 041
E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026nobody warned me that aging transforms hangovers from an unpleasant headache to a prolonged experience of psychological horror 2180
E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 06/09/2026DID YOU TAKE HIM TO THE PIER IN SANTA MONICA FORGET TO BRING A JACKET WRAPPED UP IN HIM CUZ YOU WANTED TA? 050
E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026hey ladies... did u know... that uhm... all the broken hearts in the world still beat? 010
E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026took a screenshot from a p**n video because i liked the guy's tattoo and wanted it as inspo 090
E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026something chic and cosmopolitan about waking up in someone else's bed and scampering back home in the morning to start the work day 0120
E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026grown adult hookup making me feel like i'm in college and waking up in a frat house again 0100
E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026i'm not kidding, every day i check instagram and someone completely new is there 040