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may i interest you in a glass of chardonnay and a trip down crazy lane? | he/him

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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 2h
I was having really bad hanganxiety and dissociation on my flight but then I stepped outside and the cool breeze hit my face and the sun warmed me up and I was once again reminded that I am in fact a sun worshipper
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 3h
chicago... i'm in you
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 16h
tomorrow
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 23h
I'll always find people who claim to hate all of Taylor Swift's music to be boring as hell because like... she objectively has some gems even if a lot of her output lately has been disappointing
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 23h
was it over when she laid down on your couch? was it over when he unbuttoned my blouse?
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
case in point
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just remembered the time I went home with a guy and he left his gun out on his end table
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
chicago i'll be in you next week
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
lol
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
gay people can be annoying
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the new taylor album is bad but people in ariana grande of charli xcx houses shouldn't throw stones
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I wish there was a way to share the song you have on repeat on instagram without posting it on your story and looking like a complete prick
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
was gonna try to defend m*fy p*ltola then remembered that her campaign rejected kamala's endorsement... karma comes at you fast huh
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
was in a really pissy mood and quit my workout 35 minutes in, would it be weird to go back later tonight and try again lmao
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
not listening to any of those new albums but happy for y'all
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
New chvrches music soon thank GOD
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
don't blame me! blame brett!
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Who's left on Ed Sheeran's tour lmao
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
an egg with wheat toast and a little sriracha is something that can be so personal
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
they should invent a form of mail merge that doesn't make you feel like you're conducting open heart surgery on yourself
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
there are whispers of an autumn chill in the air today (derogatory)
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
mariners apartment complex is kind of a the most beautifully earnest love song of all time when u think about it
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
did the SNL host factory explode
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i have a crush again
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
point still stands after the full reveal btw
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
nobody warned me that aging transforms hangovers from an unpleasant headache to a prolonged experience of psychological horror
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
DID YOU TAKE HIM TO THE PIER IN SANTA MONICA FORGET TO BRING A JACKET WRAPPED UP IN HIM CUZ YOU WANTED TA?
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
hey ladies... did u know... that uhm... all the broken hearts in the world still beat?
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
took a screenshot from a p**n video because i liked the guy's tattoo and wanted it as inspo
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
something chic and cosmopolitan about waking up in someone else's bed and scampering back home in the morning to start the work day
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
grown adult hookup making me feel like i'm in college and waking up in a frat house again
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
i'm not kidding, every day i check instagram and someone completely new is there
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
trying to figure out the pic order for your next instagram photo dump is more stressful and high stakes than open heart surgery btw
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
why is everybody i know in greece right now
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
broadway is dark tonight
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
hot dad on this flight but his kid is a beast
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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 27/08/2026
‘Adults’ Season 2 debuts with a perfect 100% Rotten Tomatoes score based on 12 reviews.
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
it's okay bluesky i wasn't interested in watching videos on your platform anyways
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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ff7's aerith saying "every single person shouldhave comfortable housing before anyonecan havea mansion" in a ps1 scene
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
gay couples aren't immune from posting too many pictures of themselves on their ig stories despite nobody caring or being impressed!
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
no ♥️
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026
Analysts Warn U.S. Economy Becoming Overly Dependent On Anne Hathaway theonion.com/analysts-warn-u-s-econ…
Analysts Warn U.S. Economy Becoming Overly Dependent On Anne Hathaway
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
work is letting me choose between a mac or a pc and idk which to choose :/
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
the ending of clair obscur expedition 33... oof. super compelling game but it couldn't stick the landing unfortunately :/
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I listened to his new album for the first time this morning and thought "wow I'm happy he and Dakota are together because that's a chic and hot couple" so this all might be my fault
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
with my new job i'm going to have to decide whether to become a morning or night gym person and neither prospect is exactly thrilling me
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Convinced that L Ron Hubbard was a Roger persona
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
also i cant explain it but overcompensating and scream queens are spiritual sisters
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
kinda crazy how ribs is the best song ever recorded
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
maybe i'll do it again just to feel something (nothing)
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