E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 2hI was having really bad hanganxiety and dissociation on my flight but then I stepped outside and the cool breeze hit my face and the sun warmed me up and I was once again reminded that I am in fact a sun worshipper 030
E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 23hI'll always find people who claim to hate all of Taylor Swift's music to be boring as hell because like... she objectively has some gems even if a lot of her output lately has been disappointing 020
E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 23hwas it over when she laid down on your couch? was it over when he unbuttoned my blouse? 030
E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Just remembered the time I went home with a guy and he left his gun out on his end table 130
E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026the new taylor album is bad but people in ariana grande of charli xcx houses shouldn't throw stones 000
E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I wish there was a way to share the song you have on repeat on instagram without posting it on your story and looking like a complete prick 140
E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026was gonna try to defend m*fy p*ltola then remembered that her campaign rejected kamala's endorsement... karma comes at you fast huh 110
E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026was in a really pissy mood and quit my workout 35 minutes in, would it be weird to go back later tonight and try again lmao 020
E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026not listening to any of those new albums but happy for y'all 020
E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026an egg with wheat toast and a little sriracha is something that can be so personal 020
E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026they should invent a form of mail merge that doesn't make you feel like you're conducting open heart surgery on yourself 020
E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026there are whispers of an autumn chill in the air today (derogatory) 140
E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026mariners apartment complex is kind of a the most beautifully earnest love song of all time when u think about it 041
E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026nobody warned me that aging transforms hangovers from an unpleasant headache to a prolonged experience of psychological horror 2180
E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 06/09/2026DID YOU TAKE HIM TO THE PIER IN SANTA MONICA FORGET TO BRING A JACKET WRAPPED UP IN HIM CUZ YOU WANTED TA? 050
E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026hey ladies... did u know... that uhm... all the broken hearts in the world still beat? 010
E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026took a screenshot from a p**n video because i liked the guy's tattoo and wanted it as inspo 090
E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026something chic and cosmopolitan about waking up in someone else's bed and scampering back home in the morning to start the work day 0120
E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026grown adult hookup making me feel like i'm in college and waking up in a frat house again 0100
E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026i'm not kidding, every day i check instagram and someone completely new is there 040
E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026trying to figure out the pic order for your next instagram photo dump is more stressful and high stakes than open heart surgery btw 090
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 27/08/2026it's okay bluesky i wasn't interested in watching videos on your platform anyways 020
E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 21/08/2026gay couples aren't immune from posting too many pictures of themselves on their ig stories despite nobody caring or being impressed! 270
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E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 20/08/2026work is letting me choose between a mac or a pc and idk which to choose :/ 100
E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 20/08/2026the ending of clair obscur expedition 33... oof. super compelling game but it couldn't stick the landing unfortunately :/ 120
E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I listened to his new album for the first time this morning and thought "wow I'm happy he and Dakota are together because that's a chic and hot couple" so this all might be my fault 050
E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 18/08/2026with my new job i'm going to have to decide whether to become a morning or night gym person and neither prospect is exactly thrilling me 130
E @evanthegreen.bsky.social · 18/08/2026also i cant explain it but overcompensating and scream queens are spiritual sisters 010