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Evan Sutton

@evansutton.bsky.social
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Han Shot first. Making trouble @ Firekit Campaigns and baking pie. Formerly AFT, New Organizing, Obama '08. It's good to punch Nazis. linktr.ee/evanyellsatclouds

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Evan Sutton @evansutton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We out here #moratoriumnow
Banners over freeway reading

Stop AI data centers

Moratorium now
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Evan Sutton @evansutton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Getting ready for our 10/4 day of action for a statewide data center moratorium in Washington! Find your closest action and join us! @wa-air.bsky.social @troublemakers.bsky.social actionnetwork.org/event_campai...
Overpass banner sign that reads

Stop AI data centersOverpass banner sign that reads

Moratorium now
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Evan Sutton @evansutton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is massive. Buried in this interview (which is a great read btw), @abdulelsayed.bsky.social calls for investigations into Elon Musk and DOGE 🙌 www.scientificamerican.com/article/demo...
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Evan Sutton @evansutton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Google AI summary seems pretty confused about who currently represents MI-07. I suppose in a sense Google AI is correct, in the Tom Barrett very definitely isn't representing the people who actually live in the district. But neither does Tim Walberg (pictured) lol. cc @wewill2026.bsky.social
screenshot of Google AI summary for a search for "MI-07" that correctly identifies Tom Barrett as the incumbent by name, but then shows a photo of Tim Walberg lol
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Evan Sutton @evansutton.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Update: Archie McPhee owner Mark Pahlow doesn't hate trans kids (allegedly), but he's happy to hurt all kids in Washington so he can be a little richer. Still, a win is a win, and that's $10k less for greedy bigots and $10k more for the people fighting them.
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Evan Sutton @evansutton.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Local rubber chicken dealer Mark Pahlow, the owner of Archie McPhee, wrote a $10,000 check to Let's Go Washington, the group behind the millionaires tax repeal and the horrific and dangerous trans sports ban. Time to get your novelty goo-gahs elsewhere, friends.
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Evan Sutton @evansutton.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Lol how is Politico gonna run this shit without noting that Joe Lonsdale is one of the top funders of a $125 million Super PAC that's explicitly working to block federal regulation and preempt state regulation? JFC.
Lonsdale, the Palantir co-founder and venture capitalist, blamed well-funded AI companies and advocacy groups for fueling public fears in pursuit of tighter regulation. “I think laws are better than agencies because agencies are much easier to capture,” Lonsdale said, adding he “100%” supports Congress passing laws to protect children, strengthen liability for harmful AI outcomes and establish privacy and transparency rules.
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Evan Sutton @evansutton.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh look, Elon just dumped millions more into elections. and he's going back to the classics: anti-trans hate. Republicans don't have any solutions to help you. they just want to scare you so they can keep ripping you off.
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Evan Sutton @evansutton.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Elon just dropped another couple million to pollute our politics with bigoted horseshit. He's going hard after @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social @abdulelsayed.bsky.social and @jamestalarico.bsky.social. Any D taking the bait on trans kids is talking about the wrong 1%. Or you know, one single guy.
screenshot showing new independent expenditure reports by Musk's America PAC, including

$1.1m against Talarico
$219k against Sherrod Brown
$219k for Jon Husted
$197k against Abdul El-Sayed
$197k for Mike Rogers
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Evan Sutton @evansutton.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hey @mayor.seattle.gov @governorferguson.bsky.social it appears Tesla is testing its dangerous cybercabs on Seattle roads (previously reported in Bellevue and Issaquah as well). According to the DOL website, Tesla HAS NOT self-certified its vehicles. www.instagram.com/reel/DdLOLZo...
Screenshot from dol website that reads 

Self-certified companies
NVIDIA Corporation
Waymo LLC
Zoox, Inc
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Evan Sutton @evansutton.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Me: You haven't said anything about my new ink Wife: [long pause] it's a tattoo alright After a bit of exploration I've learned that she thinks getting a Jimothy tattoo is the height of stupid 😂
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Evan Sutton @evansutton.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'm in Austin where folks are delivering a simple message. A vote for Republicans is a vote to put Elon Musk in charge of the federal government
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Evan Sutton @evansutton.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Don't let Yahoo auto draft for you, kids 💀
A fantasy football draft that shows one team on auto has selected 3 QBs, 3 TEs and a DST through 9 rounds, including taking Mark Andrews in the 5th round, Bo Nix in the 7th and CJ Stroud in the 8th
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Evan Sutton @evansutton.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
hahaha suck shit through a straw, loser
Mr. Perkins, who was years away from re-election, did not immediately respond to a request for comment. He previously told The New York Times that the argument for the recall had “no merit” and that a “single vote” should not outweigh years of work for his constituents.
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Evan Sutton @evansutton.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Leopards, faces, etc., etc.
FIU Cuba Poll 2024: Cuban American voters’ support for Trump at an all-time high
By Madeline Baro

October 23, 2024 at 10:47am

Sixty-eight percent of likely Cuban Americans voters in Miami-Dade County said they would check off the name of former President Donald Trump on the ballot in November, according to the 2024 FIU Cuba Poll released today. Twenty-three percent reported they plan to vote for Vice President Kamala Harris. Five percent remained undecided.

Sixty-eight percent is the highest recorded approval rate for Trump among Cuban Americans on the FIU Cuba Poll, which is the longest running survey of Cuban Americans in the country, tracking the community since 1991. The 2016 poll registered 35% approval for Trump, while the 2020 came in at 59%. The 2024 approval rate is also greater than the actual Cuban American vote for Trump in the last two presidential elections.
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Evan Sutton @evansutton.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Man I missed the ocean
It's me, at the ocean, being happy
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Evan Sutton @evansutton.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
"If you're a star, they'll let you do it."
In 1996, Gajdusek was charged with child molestation, and spent 12 months in prison after being convicted. He subsequently entered a self-imposed exile in Europe, where he died a decade later. Despite Gajdusek openly admitting to molesting boys and his approval of incest,[4] he still received support from many peers advocating for clemency who felt his crimes were lessened by his scientific contributions.
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Evan Sutton @evansutton.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I don't know who at @democrats.org needs to be told this, but it's actually illegal to send this email without a clear and conspicuous unsubscribe link. There is no unsubscribe link at all in this email, nor does the "fewer emails" link offer an unsub option.
screenshot from the bottom of an email from feedback@democrats.org that has all this stuff, but no unsub

Mark Kelly






 
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Evan Sutton @evansutton.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I encourage all of us to have the grace and focus shown in this going up within minutes of the race being called.
Haley Stevens tweet reading

I love Michigan and am so proud to have put up my hand to serve. I spoke with Abdul a few moments ago to offer him my full support as we work to defeat Mike Rogers this November. 

Thank you, Michigan.
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Evan Sutton @evansutton.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
post a perfect album from the 90s
Cover of Fugees, The Score

Don't think there's another hip-hop album that hits so hard for me. This hit at the perfect time in my life with the perfect vibes and the perfect amount of "holy shit what are they talking about"
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Evan Sutton @evansutton.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I got that same one yesterday, then I got this today from a different scam PAC
Scam text trying to fundraise off no kings
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Evan Sutton @evansutton.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Principal Skinner meme. 

Panel 1: Despite my priors, The Odyssey is selling out theaters around the world

Panel 2: Am I so out of touch?

Panel 3: No, Hollywood is clearly involved in a massive money-losing conspiracy to prop up this specific movie because of woke
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Evan Sutton @evansutton.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Everything. Trump. Touches. Dies.
Trump says he's rooting for Argentina a few hours before they got manhandled by Spain. Didn't ever get off a shot in regulation. Leo Messi hands Trump a ceremonial ball at the White House in March 2025 after Inter Miami's MLS Cup win
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Evan Sutton @evansutton.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I basically subscribe to the My Blue Heaven theory of tipping. "It's not tipping I believe in, it's overtipping." But c'mon. No, I am not going to leave a tip when ordering a power station from the company that makes them. GTFO man, this is ridiculous.
Tip screen from Aferiy.com on the product ordering page
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Evan Sutton @evansutton.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Death at the claw machine meme with text reading

Lindsey Graham? Is Mitch even in this thing?
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Evan Sutton @evansutton.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
My review of this Norway v England game so far
C'mon do something meme
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Evan Sutton @evansutton.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Everything Trump touches dies
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Evan Sutton @evansutton.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Dream: realized
Me grinning like the happiest person alive with the pitch of Seattle stadium behind me for the USMNT v Belgium
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Evan Sutton @evansutton.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I was a fan of this team when MAGA dipshits were making fun of soccer. Yes, I'm pissed off that Trump called Johnny Soccer and made this a story about himself, but I'm not letting these corrupt goons steal my joy or my vibes
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Evan Sutton @evansutton.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Ugh. Well, good thing I came ready for the main attraction. LFG USMNT
Me, still looking like a goober, still at Seattle center, now in the 2014 USMNT bomb pop jersey
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Evan Sutton @evansutton.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
When you don't have a Senegal kit, the Mexican green will have to deliver the message
Me grinning like an idiot in my Mexico jersey at the Seattle center watch party for Senegal v Belgium
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Evan Sutton @evansutton.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I mean... he has 😂
Ancelotti has won the UEFA Champions League five times, a record for a manager, and is the only manager to take part in six Champions League finals.[11] Ancelotti is also the only manager to win league titles in all of Europe's top five leagues.[12] He has won the FIFA Club World Cup three times and has won the UEFA Super Cup five times, a record for a manager.[13][14]
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Evan Sutton @evansutton.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I prefer to do the grocery shopping. There are many reasons. But perhaps most importantly because the other adult in this household doesn't pay enough attention to the products she's grabbing and shit like this ends up in the fridge 🙄
A jar of mild jalapeno slices that my wife bought because she wasn't paying enough attention to the jar. Who the hell wants mild jalapeno slices? That defeats the entire point of eating jalapenos. Sigh
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Evan Sutton @evansutton.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I am in love with Poch. If he uses his subs the way this lineup indicates, he'll give every player who made the team playing time. That will be incredible for morale, team cohesion, testing players and resting players. I adore this approach to team leadership and management.
USMNT v Turkey:

Today’s USMNT Starting XI vs. Türkiye : 1-Matt Turner, 6-Auston Trusty, 7-Gio Reyna, 8-Weston McKennie (Capt.), 9-Ricardo Pepi, 11-Brenden Aaronson, 12-Miles Robinson, 14-Sebastian Berhalter, 21-Tim Weah, 22-Mark McKenzie, 23-Joe Scally

Substitutes: 24-Matt Freese, 25-Chris Brady, 2-Sergiño Dest, 3-Chris Richards, 4-Tyler Adams, 5-Antonee Robinson, 10-Christian Pulisic, 13-Tim Ream, 16-Alex Freeman, 17-Malik Tillman, 18-Max Arfsten, 19-Haji Wright, 20-Folarin Balogun, 26-Alex Zendejas
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Evan Sutton @evansutton.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I love summer but I live in a classic Seattle house with no AC so I'm praising jeebus for this change in the weather starting tomorrow
Screenshot of weather widget that shows tomorrow will be 17 degrees cooler10 day forecast showing highs in the low to mid 60s for the next week
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Evan Sutton @evansutton.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Even more evidence that national federations are scalping tickets to world cup matches. The gold rush mentality is making it impossible for so many fans to afford a ticket. Watch then sign the petition demanding FIFA ban scalping > actionnetwork.org/petitions/te...
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Evan Sutton @evansutton.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Wake up babe, I've got breaking news about FIFA tickets and some real shady shit happening with international football federation scalping tickets to host nation games 👀⚽😬 #worldcup
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Evan Sutton @evansutton.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
It just keeps getting dumber. I've got a new episode of AI Ruins Everything, World Cup Edition! We look at the ridiculous and predictable shitshow Nike created by deciding to design jerseys... With AI 🙄
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Evan Sutton @evansutton.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
The MAGA AI billionaires are at it again! Leading the Future just dropped $450k into a Dem primary in Utah. Same district where Mr Wonderful is trying to build his AI data center. If you know folks in Utah, make sure they hear about it.
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Evan Sutton @evansutton.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Seattle City Council unanimously approves a data center moratorium, making Seattle the biggest city in America to put the brakes on clanker factories 🙌 #Seattle #pnw #pnwlife #Washington
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Evan Sutton @evansutton.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
OMG lol this is bonkers. This is a massive area to close to vehicle AND foot traffic on a Monday evening in mid-town Manhattan. And completely unnecessary! I've worked more than one presidential event. You do not need a security buffer of multiple blocks lol.
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Evan Sutton @evansutton.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Hey Seattle! City council votes on the data center moratorium this Tuesday. Meeting starts at 2p. Hope to see you there, and for a big announcement immediately after ✊
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Evan Sutton @evansutton.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Ain't nothing worse than rejection. Morris Day just slapped Trump's face.
Screenshot of Facebook post from Morris Day & The Time that reads

Contrary to rumor, Morris Day & The Time will not be performing at the "great American State Fair" with a big red circle with a line through it
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Evan Sutton @evansutton.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
If you want it, you got it. Unless "you" are Donald Trump and "it" is Young MC performing at your embarrassing carnival. Now move it boy
Photo of young MC and post from his official Facebook page reading

I HAVE INFORMED MY AGENTS THAT I WILL NOT BE PERFORMING AT THE FREEDOM 250 EVENT. The artists were never told about any political involvement with the event. And despite the claims by the organizers that the event is non-partisan, SPIN magazine describes it as Trump-backed". I hope to perform in D.C. in the near future at an event that is not so politically charged.
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Evan Sutton @evansutton.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Sean O'Brien got caught taking money from employers to sponsor his podcast, then using that podcast to promote his own reelection. And the IBT Election Supervisor is a lot less than pleased with it. This guy is just an embarrassment over and over and over again.
OFFICE OF THE ELECTION SUPERVISOR
for the INTERNATIOONAL BROTHERHOOD OF TEAMSTERS
1750 K. STREET, N. W., SUITE 200
WASHINGTON, D.C. 20006
844-428-8683 TOLL FREE
FAX: 202-807-1074
electionsupervisor@ibtvote.org
www.ibtvote.org
NOTICE TO ALL INTERNATIONAL BROTHERHOOD OF TEAMSTERS MEMBERS
PER ORDER OF THE ELECTION SUPERVISOR
The Election Supervisor has found that Sean O'Brien and the O'Brien Zuckerman
Teamsters United 2026 slate campaign ("OZ Slate") violated the Rules for the 2025-2026 International Brotherhood of Teamsters International Union Delegate and Officer Election ("Rules") by broadcasting campaign material on Episode 65 of a podcast entitled "Better Bad Ideas with Sean O'Brien," (the "Podcast") funded by employer contributions.
The Election Supervisor will not tolerate violations of the Rules. As a result of the violation, the Election Supervisor has ordered O' Brien and/or the OZ Slate to (1) immediately cease accepting or using improper employer contributions including in connection with any podcast episodes or other broadcast content containing campaign speech; (2) disgorge all funds received in violation of the Rules; (3) preserve relevant records and materials; (4) remove the portions of the identified episodes of the Podcast with campaign speech as identified in the decision; and (5) post this notice on the OZ Slate's campaign website, the YouTube channel the Podcast is posted on, and on any other online platforms where Episodes 55, 58, and 65 of the Podcast have appeared, for 30 days. The Election Supervisor further ordered LaborFirst and Keches Law Group to immediately cease making improper campaign contributions including sponsoring any episode of the Podcast or any substantially similar broadcast platform operated by or featuring a declared IBT International Officer candidate, so long as any such episode or broadcast contains campaign speech within the meaning of the Rules.
The Election Supervisor issued this decision in Palmer & Fearless Slate
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Evan Sutton @evansutton.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
This is extremely embarrassing. Last week, @repvalhoyle.bsky.social was endorsed by the biggest AI Super PAC—the one backed by Trump's biggest donors from firms like Palantir and OpenAI. Today, @sanders.senate.gov endorsed her. We're either fighting the AI technofash or we're not.
screenshot from this transformer news story: https://www.transformernews.ai/p/an-oregon-congresswoman-distanced-val-hoyle

it reads:

But shortly after Transformer approached Leading the Future for comment, Hoyle and Walrod appeared to backtrack. “I refuse to ignore industry and deny workers a seat at the table, because when workers don’t have a seat at the table they are on the menu,” Hoyle said in a new statement. “AI is a reality and I want to be one of the key people that ensures we are part of the conversation. Workers and consumers need to be protected and we need to have a broad federal framework based on common sense.” The statement then went through several further revisions, with the most recent statement from Hoyle reading: “Leading the Future endorsed me because they are working to build a broader coalition around AI regulation and I don’t believe we can put our heads in the sand and ignore the industry.”I’m proud to once again endorse  @ValHoyle for Congress. 

As a union member, Val understands the needs of America's working class and has been an ally in the fight for a living wage, workers' rights and protecting Social Security.

I urge Oregonians to send Val back to Congress.

8:15 AM · May 13, 2026
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Evan Sutton @evansutton.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Shorter:
"Worst day of your life so far" Simpsons meme. Top Bart is saying

"This is the worst billionaire to buy the government in my life"

Bottom, Homer replies "The worst billionaire to buy the government in your life...so far!"
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Evan Sutton @evansutton.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Don't shop at REI during this year's annual sale and help @reiunion.bsky.social send a message to management: union busting is disgusting. Learn more about how you can support workers at ourrei.com
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Evan Sutton @evansutton.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Whoever's writing the 2026 season is really not being subtle anymore. Cybertrucks recalled because the wheels are literally falling off. A perfect encapsulation of everything Elon Musk touches 😂🤦‍♂️ #TeslaTakedown
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Evan Sutton @evansutton.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
This has to be the funniest question AND response I've ever seen in a poll. Less than half of Republican men think they could beat Trump in a fight. What a bunch of pathetic losers.
Democratic women are more likely than Republican men to say they could win a fight with Donald Trump
Who do you think would win in a physical fight between you and Donald Trump? (%)


Bar chart shows the following think they would win in a fight vs Trump

Dem men: 82%
Dem women: 71%
Independent men; 69%
Independent women: 46%
Republican men: 46%
Republican women: 19%
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