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Evan Patterson

@evanpatterson.bsky.social
176 followers 392 following 151 posts

Fractional CMO. 15 years in marketing. Currently helping founders stop doing this job alone. Chicago, IL. He/they. 2x cat dad. Mildly irritated, professionally speaking. More at evanpatterson.io and on LinkedIn.

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Evan Patterson @evanpatterson.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
You know those posts about “it being okay to start over at any age”? They’re not wrong.
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Evan Patterson @evanpatterson.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
My boys are getting along so well. 😻 I got them in early 2024. They’re both former strays and it took 5ish months to be able to be in the same room. Now they’re starting to groom each other and cuddle almost a full year later. 🥰
Two cats cuddling on a chair
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Evan Patterson @evanpatterson.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Seeing Trixie & Katya with Jeff! 🥰😍😘 📍 The Factory, Saint Louis
Two men sitting in a theater before a live show begins The Factory theater in Saint Louis, Missouri
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Evan Patterson @evanpatterson.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I think I like EDM.
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Evan Patterson @evanpatterson.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
The judgment
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Evan Patterson @evanpatterson.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
The next Jaguar ad
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Evan Patterson @evanpatterson.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
The way my cat Slate sleeps like a hungover middle aged father…
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Evan Patterson @evanpatterson.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I strive to be as relaxed as my cat, Slate.
Grey cat taking a nap on a grey chair.
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Evan Patterson @evanpatterson.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Hey 👋🏻 Evan here. Figured I’d say my interests to meet some new folks here into the same. 💻 SaaS 📈 Marketing 🎶 EDM, Pop, & Rock 🐱 Cats 🏳️‍🌈 LGBTQ+ Culture 🧠 ADHD & BPD 💼 Solopreneurship 📝 Poetry 😂 Comedians 💅🏻 Drag Artists 🌎 Geopolitics 🎢 Theme Parks 🎮 PC Gaming 🎙️ Karaoke 📺 Video Essays 💕 Polyamory
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Evan Patterson @evanpatterson.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I think my cat is broken. 😹 The ending does not disappoint.
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Evan Patterson @evanpatterson.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Guess who knocked my drink over?
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Evan Patterson @evanpatterson.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
The tesluh deplorean got a new marketing campaign.
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Evan Patterson @evanpatterson.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I answered my own question, don't worry.
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Evan Patterson @evanpatterson.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I think I adopted a small bear, not a cat.
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