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Evan Oldenburg

@evanoldenburg.bsky.social
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Wanna be novelist. I make music sometimes. Cynical about everything.

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Evan Oldenburg @evanoldenburg.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Can we riot yet?
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Evan Oldenburg @evanoldenburg.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
How long until we the people finally march to the white house and dethrone this guy ourselves?
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Evan Oldenburg @evanoldenburg.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
The canary died long ago, we have known this place is poison
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Evan Oldenburg @evanoldenburg.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
If billionaires insist on hanging around, we should introduce them to the gallows
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Evan Oldenburg @evanoldenburg.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I am going to start a new religion called The Church of Evan. We don't worship anything, we just hangout, do good deads, treat others the way they should be treated, and help the community. Maybe take down a fascist or two along the way.
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Evan Oldenburg @evanoldenburg.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
You guys coming to this Friday, or what? I got a new band with me. It's gonna be sick
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Evan Oldenburg @evanoldenburg.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Remember not to buy a damn thing tomorrow
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Evan Oldenburg @evanoldenburg.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Class war
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Evan Oldenburg @evanoldenburg.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Opening lyrics of my new song "You were teaching me about the American Dream, When I shoulda have been learning how to build a guillotine "
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Evan Oldenburg @evanoldenburg.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
I am making protest music now. It's the only way I can let out the anger and helplessness I am feeling.
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Evan Oldenburg @evanoldenburg.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
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Evan Oldenburg @evanoldenburg.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
We should make sure every billionaire knows what a guillotine is
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Evan Oldenburg @evanoldenburg.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
It's all made up, why do people take it so seriously? Money? Countries? Boarders? Genders? Government? Just be cool and don't hurt others. Just do your own thing. That's why anarchy should be the norm. But everyone's too much of an asshole for it to work. I hate this place.
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 07/02/2025
There will never be a good time to write. Life won't stop until you're dead and then you really can't write. Do it now.
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Evan Oldenburg @evanoldenburg.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I'm tired of just reposting stuff on social media. What can I actually do to make a difference? Someone point me in the right direction, please. I need protests, organisation's to join, communities to become a part of.
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Evan Oldenburg @evanoldenburg.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
If anyone needs a good cry, go listen to A Dog Named Fletcher by Atlantic Wasteland
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Evan Oldenburg @evanoldenburg.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Did Bill Murray see his shadow today, or what?
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Evan Oldenburg @evanoldenburg.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
My blue eyed beauty ❤️
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Evan Oldenburg @evanoldenburg.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Ripping a gig tonight. Waiting around for load in is the hardest part.
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet: www.404media.co/declassified...
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Evan Oldenburg @evanoldenburg.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
How do we, as regular citizens, fight back against this administration? I am genuinely asking because I am so mad but don't know what to do.
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Evan Oldenburg @evanoldenburg.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
I am mad at the government and I don't know what to do about it.
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Evan Oldenburg @evanoldenburg.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Make more protest art
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Evan Oldenburg @evanoldenburg.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Doing our Ethics training at work, and I am held to a higher standard as a truck driver than the President of the United States
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Evan Oldenburg @evanoldenburg.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Idk who needs to hear this but America has never been Great. The promise of America, the theory of America, sure. But we have never lived up to the standards we supposedly set. "All men created equal" "liberty and justice for all" we never did that, and are nowhere close to getting there.
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Evan Oldenburg @evanoldenburg.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
How to build the resistance?
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Evan Oldenburg @evanoldenburg.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Being alive is so stressful.
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Evan Oldenburg @evanoldenburg.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I hate my job. All I want to do is write some stories, play some songs, and read some books. But no, I have to feed the capitalist machine I was born into.
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Evan Oldenburg @evanoldenburg.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Is this place clear from Nazis? I'm already sick of this administration, and it's been 9 hrs.
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Evan Oldenburg @evanoldenburg.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
We are so fucked.
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Evan Oldenburg @evanoldenburg.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
I have never been happier than I am right now with Buddy home and sleeping on my lap
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Evan Oldenburg @evanoldenburg.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
I can't stop looking over wondering where Buddy is at. Not having him home breaks my heart
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Evan Oldenburg @evanoldenburg.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
At the OG to blow off some steam
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Evan Oldenburg @evanoldenburg.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I wish I could text my dog
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Evan Oldenburg @evanoldenburg.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Buddy is in the hospital over night so I am drinking wine in the shower to cope
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Evan Oldenburg @evanoldenburg.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
It's tattoo time
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Evan Oldenburg @evanoldenburg.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
The older I get, the more I fall in love with surrealism. I like when my art reflects the world around me
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Evan Oldenburg @evanoldenburg.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Wtf am I supposed to do with all these goddamn birds my true love gave to me for Christmas?
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Evan Oldenburg @evanoldenburg.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
I started writing a new book today
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Evan Oldenburg @evanoldenburg.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
New Year, New Me (I'm going to be worse)
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Evan Oldenburg @evanoldenburg.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
I woke up and read Mother Night by Vonnegut straight through. My 4th book this week. I am an addict
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Evan Oldenburg @evanoldenburg.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
-write book -be proud -let some friends read it -try to send to some agents -realize book is a clunky piece of doodoo -start rethinking/revising/rewriting -get excited again -can't sleep cause thoughts and ideas are racing -post a weird list about it while on the toilet
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Evan Oldenburg @evanoldenburg.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Here we go
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Evan Oldenburg @evanoldenburg.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
I am very lucky to have the partner i have where we can talk about anything and everything. Been a wonderful night talking for hours. I hope everyone can find this someday
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Evan Oldenburg @evanoldenburg.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Thanks for listening 🥰
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Evan Oldenburg @evanoldenburg.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
All I can do at work is obsessively daydream about stories I want to tell and books I want to write.
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Evan Oldenburg @evanoldenburg.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
The Revolution will be televised. Streaming exclusively on Netflix
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Evan Oldenburg @evanoldenburg.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Hair Metal is Pop Punks sleezy dad who walked out.
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Evan Oldenburg @evanoldenburg.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Just found out Hercules' grandpa was Perseus, who was also a son of Zues. So Hercules' grandpa was also his brother. Wtf Disney, why you leave THAT one out?
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Evan Oldenburg @evanoldenburg.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I may have simply written too weird of a novel to ever be published.
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