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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer

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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I hate that i cant really show this to any of my friends because they wont get why its so funny
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
www.abc10.com/article/news... You are an anti worker anti californian anti enviromental corporate democrat piece of shit. Youre actions speak louder than words and we can all see what a piece of shit you are #gavinnewsome #returntooffice
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
www.abc10.com/article/news... You are a scumbag piece of shit anti worker anti californian anti american #gavinnewsome #returntooffice #corpodemocrat
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Fuck off with the ai slop. "Created by el" lmao bullshit. Yassified rosie the riveter added nothing of value here, youre just damaging your own message with that shit.
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Cant even sign a new pg because theyre still over the cap without brauns contract
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Still no cap space without braun, this plan just loses him for nothing in return.
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Sign an elite point guard with what cap space? Nugs are still over the cap even if braun's contract magically disappears, this plan just loses him for nothing in return. Nba salary cap is complicated and reality is a harsh mistress. Better luck next time
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Trump hates americans
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
So socialism for foreign countries but no disaster relief for americans in blue states?
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Fuck off with the ai slop
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Ok, but dusty may is a stripper's name. #dallasmavericks
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
It looks like she made a shirt out of a plastic grocery bag
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Lmao, ok bullshitter. Is looking like an idiot on the internet some sort of humiliation kink for you? Not like you had anything of value to contribute anyway, so ill be on my way.
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Wow, turns out you are full of shit. Im shocked. Shocked! Well... not that shocked.
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
The apes with the wrinkles got out when cohen diluted into dfv's options squeeze. Still havent heard any explanation for that other than he did it to let the shorts off the hook
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I also invested in pbr not exxon. Its been doing ok
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Well ive been an african warlord since the 90s so i must be doing something right.
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
"I can do the same work on a 6 year old gaming PC - including training from public domain works. Your argument is problem" Can we see this and how much energy did that take? We'll ignore that the output was useless garbage with no value for the moment
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Also i would love to see some details on the closed loop
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Name them. Op wasnt using your facilities. "My guns arent used to kill people so all guns are ok" But seriously, if you have an 'ethical ai' company then name them. I think a lot of people would be interested in that
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Hey, im sorry i sound like an asshole all the time. Youre one of the only ape/cult of cohens that kinda knows what theyre talking about. So when i say something to you its because im actually interested in what you would say about it
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Solar + battery + closed loop (lmao read thermodynamics thats not a real thing). Is that a thing any actual ai company is doing? No? Theyre all fighting tooth and nail against it and begging for loopholes and exceptions?
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
What Ai is doing that? Literally 0. You are living in a fantasy land. You really think buddy whos slop we are responding to ran that off their own rig? What would even be the point? It generated an ugly slop that turned people who agree with the original message (like me) against the poster.
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Guns could only be used to hunt game for food. That means its cool even though guns are often used to kill people Youre making up best case scenarios. Do you think most people using ai to make shitty slop pics cant draw for themselves?
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Job 831 can be using more water than it takes to analyze thats not neutral bruh
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Enviroment harm using it entails and the op used it to create slop. Theres no upside to using ai like op did. Im not completely against ai and think it can have its uses but using it to create ugly pointless slop is braindead
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
"People have been murdering people since the dawn of time so its ok if i do it too" ass argument "The software is neutral" Basically 'guns dont kill people, people do' but the ai using dipshit i responded to is the person pulling the trigger Also the software is not neutral because of the immense
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
And whats this unrealized gain on derivative asset? Bitcoin losses? If so that actually seems kinda bullish because bitcoin (probably) wont keep tanking forever.
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
So they lost money on interest? How? Wheres the money coming from if not interest? If its all unrealized gains on bitcoin or ebay options that seems way worse than actual gains from interest
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
www.nasdaq.com/press-releas... Right under "FIRST QUATER HIGHLIGHTS". Net income 389.6 million. Operating income 143.3 million. 143.3 is less than half of 389.6. The majority of net income was not from operations lmao this shit aint hard bro
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Jordan was an asshole to people all the time and was the face of the nba. Good luck with your little video
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Trumps handlers are smart enough not to invite them because they would probably turn it down. Trumps just happy he doesnt have to let any more black people get nesr him.
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The treasuries were the majority of the profits and the core company has made money 2 of the last 10,000 quaters or something but go off king. Good luck to you
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Fuck off with the ai slop
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Lmao he has treasury bonds. Thats because of deep fucking value not ryan cohen. You know, the funniest possible thing would be if ebay for some reason accepts the offer and then removes cohen as ceo because the ebay votes massively outweigh the gamestop cult votes
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Why cant gamestop pay their employees? Why is the only way to get customer sevice tweeting the ceo? Absolute clownshoes organization ran by a half dumb half ass. Its on the website
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Fuck you are pathetic
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
"Sounds a bit ableist" Get the fuck out of here with your bad faith bullshit, dumbass
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
F off with the ai slop
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social get a dna test those kids arent yours. Hows the cuck couch? Comfy?
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
It is not true, and i just told you why >because the market is always caught pants down doing fucky shit. Now youre just making shit up. You think when microsoft or berkshire does buybackscthe share price only goes up because 'the market was caught doing fucky shit'?
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Trumps a racist piece of shit and steven a smith is a low iq moron. Two things can be true at the same time
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Steven a smith is a clownshoes moron
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Damn, ruthless burn on cardi b
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
be profitable/increases profits from operations and the market cap becomes more based on operational profit and less on the cash pile/interest profits
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
This is kind of ignoring that a significant portion of thar cash pile is debt and the fact that buybacks will decrease gme's biggest source of income (interest on the cash pile). Still, buybacks are a good option to have if the stock price is beaten down further or if gamestop continues to
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Also, spending 2b on buybacks is going to cut earnings ~70m per year because they are no longer going to be earning interest on that 2b so (assuming gamestops operations stay profitable) eps will go up but not as much as you might expect because the biggest esrnings driver just took a ~20% haircut
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
>Buybacks shouldn't actually ever affect anything This is flat out not true. For companies with market caps mostly based on profit from operations buybacks make shares worth higher % of the company without decreasing the profits.
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Its on the website
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