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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer

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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I hate that i cant really show this to any of my friends because they wont get why its so funny
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Ok, but dusty may is a stripper's name. #dallasmavericks
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Thank you for coming to my ted talk
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Start it at 12 seconds to see the ref sensually caress chets ass. I knew the refs love okc but i didnt know the refs were in love with okc #nba
streamable.com
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Actor wearing a realistic mask on fox "news"
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
@nba.com what the fuck is this shit?
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Jared Polis is a massive piece of shit. @colorado.gov youve thrown in with the trump traitors and their coup attempt. The people of colorado and all of america will never forget or fogive this betrayal. Shame on you, spineless coward sellout pos.
npr.org
Colorado's Democratic governor will let Trump ally Tina Peters out of prison early
Gov. Jared Polis' controversial commutation follows a pressure campaign by the Trump administration to free Tina Peters, an ex-county official who was convicted of tampering with election equipment.
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
How the fuck is lebron james still the best player in the league? This feels illegal
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I cant believe the #spurs went from zach collins (no offense (a little bit of offense) ) to luke kornet. Huge upgrade for half the money.
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Play in has been so good we gotta expand the field. All 30 teams get in. @nba.com
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
streamable.com/my8um5 "I got hit on the head" isnt an apology its an excuse. All he had to say is 'in the heat of the moment i made a terrible decision.' #Lameloball was my 3rd fav player in the league. He needs to be in concussion protocol for going with that lie then suspended. #nba #hornets
streamable.com
Watch [Highlights] LaMelo Ball speaks on the Bam Adebayo injury 🗣️ | Streamable
Watch "[Highlights] LaMelo Ball speaks on the Bam Adebayo injury 🗣️" on Streamable.
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
independent.co.uk
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Kelly Olynyk is good? My mind is exploding
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
#Skattebo could have walked in to the endzone untouched but he decided to give that guy a pop for no reason.
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Time for @jay.bsky.team to be fired
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
We hit some new lows over the weekend with the MAGA gang desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them and doing everything they can to score political points from it
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Patsy decided this was a good place for a nap #petrats #rats
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
#TrumpLiesAboutEverything
rollingstone.com
Trump Is Taking Credit for Infrastructure Projects Funded by Biden Legislation He Opposed
Donald Trump is taking credit for infrastructure projects funded by a bill former president Joe Biden signed into law, which Trump opposed.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Imagine if they’d had sandwiches. 🥪
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
@governor.ca.gov opposes this because hes a corporate shill.
calmatters.org
California could see big savings by letting state employees work remote
California's state auditor found that a three-day work-from-home policy for state employees could save taxpayers up to $225 million.
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
#TrumpLiesAboutEverything
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social hey is this what america first looks like? And when are you going to release the epstein files?
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Mossad definitely has tapes of him raping children, right? Anyway, this us a clear violation of the first amendment. This administration loves wasting taxpayer money on pointless court cases.
reuters.com
US links $1.9 billion in state disaster funds to Israel boycott stance
The Trump administration said states and cities will not receive funding to prepare for natural disasters if they choose to boycott Israeli companies, according to an agency statement.
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
My tree is growing two types of fungus. The branch that left this hole almost fell on my house years ago. Im sure these fun guys eating the inside of the tree wont cause any future problems... There was a birds nest here last year im sure that won't cause any avian the last of us situation 🙃
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
I like how #djkhaled yells his name at the beginning of all his songs. Its like the picture of a diseased lung on a pack of british cigarettes. 'Warning: this shit will give you cancer'
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
So if tj McConnell touches you with the back of his elbow/triceps area you are fing cooked he has an easy layup. When he cooked (i think it was jwill) on a fake spin move into a stepback shortrange bucket you realize how hard that is to stop
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Either way it goes, this has been an incredibe finals. Go #pacers tonight then either team to win it all i just want a game seven
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
The #floridapanthers sounds like a generic name made up for a movie because they couldnt get the rights to a real team but if they prevent canada from winning the stanley cup they'll be real to me.
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Worth it
penny-arcade.com
Speaking Frankly - Penny Arcade
Videogaming-related online strip by Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins. Includes news and commentary.
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Miles Davis Morales @milesdavismorales.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
I'd like to take this halftime break to once again ask @bsky.app @support.bsky.team to let us view a trending topic feed by 'new'. It's really important for live sports. And breaking news. #NBASky #NBAFinals
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Doris Burke (incredulous): 'Did you say your therapist?!' @nba.com @espn.com #nbafinals #FireDorisBurkeandNico
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
abcnews.go.com
Trump pardons Virginia sheriff convicted of federal bribery charges
President Donald Trump on Monday pardoned a Virginia sheriff who had been convicted of federal bribery charges and sentenced to 10 years in federal prison.
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
"Trump tax cuts would add $3.8 trillion to debt: CBO"
thehill.com
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Shia Labeouffy the Vampire Slayer @evanelijah.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
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