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evan cook

@evancook.audio
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union sound designer, union stagehand. IATSE USA 829 + 635. has circuit board

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evan cook @evancook.audio · 01/10/2026
clod code?
clodsire
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evan cook @evancook.audio · 20/09/2026
internal combustion engine? from pokemon?
the Pokémon Combusken
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evan cook @evancook.audio · 19/09/2026
my second sticker design for fall '26 is this glossy 7.5" wide appreciation of everyone moving baggage at the airport. available not at evancook.audio/store
a glossy orange sticker that reads "the most beautiful baggage handler is the one reading this message"
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evan cook @evancook.audio · 18/09/2026
as the great texts say, "I Bring a Sort of 'We Should All Quit' Vibe to the Workplace That Bosses Don't Really Like". this sticker now available at www.tindie.com/stores/evanc...
a rectangular sticker that looks vaguely like a fire egress sticker, with a figure running out of a door. the sticker reads "in case of bad vibes at work quit with out any notice life is too short"
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evan cook @evancook.audio · 11/09/2026
will you settle for an svg?
the silhouette of the state of Ohio with a hammer in sickle inscribed upon it. around Ohio, a circle of text reads TOO LIBERAL FOR OHIO
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evan cook @evancook.audio · 11/09/2026
the silhouette of the state of Ohio with a hammer in sickle inscribed upon it. around Ohio, a circle of text reads TOO LIBERAL FOR OHIO
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evan cook @evancook.audio · 08/09/2026
how to make a tutorial
a four panel comic entitled HOW TO MAKE A TUTORIAL
panel 1: a figure thinks of an idea. the text reads "STEP 1: KNOW"
panel 2: an idea is broken into four parts. the text reads; "STEP 2: BREAK THE KNOWING INTO CHUNKS
panel 3: a hand displays the idea to an eager listener. the text reads "STEP 3: SHOW EACH CHUNK (PATIENTLY).
panel 4: two figures now think of the same idea as the first panel. the text reads "STEP 4: KNOW"
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evan cook @evancook.audio · 03/09/2026
thankfully 190 proof grain liquor was made so you can cleverly circumvent this limitation of the human body
a bottle of 190 proof grain alcohol branded “diesel. an image of a truck is pasted on the horrifyingly clear liquid
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evan cook @evancook.audio · 01/09/2026
a brand new usps relay box. glossy and green
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evan cook @evancook.audio · 01/09/2026
will this suffice
yui hirasawa in chugach state part wearing an alaska aces hooded sweatshirt
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evan cook @evancook.audio · 01/09/2026
historically the median Orioles player bears a resemblance to the Orioles Bird. currently, the median Os player right now? 50% chance he plays for the Rays.
aaron hicks in profile looking vaguely like the orioles bird in silohuette
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evan cook @evancook.audio · 27/08/2026
Rocko's Modern Life logo but the text reads "Roko's Basilisk"
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evan cook @evancook.audio · 24/08/2026
tux the penguin, eyes aglow in red with the possibility of a new arch linux installation. tux stares at the viewer, holding a CD with arch linux installers. the background is in flames. the foreground has a pride flag emoji.
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evan cook @evancook.audio · 21/08/2026
there isn’t an ATM on this whole block
in the middle of the sidewalk  
sits a sign attached to green traffic cone. the sign reads “sidewalk and ATMs closed for construction”
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evan cook @evancook.audio · 18/08/2026
excuse me are you licensed to operate this vehicle
a polar bear behind the wheel of a pickup truck
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evan cook @evancook.audio · 17/08/2026
cc @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social
segment of wikipedia entry for "history of podcasting" under the section "Apple adds podcasts to iTunes" which reads "In July 2005, U.S. President George W. Bush became a podcaster of sorts, when the White House website added an RSS 2.0 feed to the previously downloadable files of the president's weekly radio addresses.[61] Also in July, the first People's Choice Podcast Awards were held during the Podcast Expo. Awards were given in 20 categories. On September 28, 2005, exactly a year after first tracking hits for the word "podcasts" on Google's search engine, Google found more than 100 million hits on the word "podcasts". In November 2005, the first Portable Media Expo and Podcasting Conference was held at the Ontario Convention Center in Ontario, California"
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evan cook @evancook.audio · 15/08/2026
lex luthor, colors inverted, extremely pixelated, with the Dracula Flow quote "My Audemars Piguet worth the GDP of Yemen"
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evan cook @evancook.audio · 05/08/2026
barack obama discord
an image of barack obama, edited to appear that he is using discord
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evan cook @evancook.audio · 02/08/2026
they're cousins
little tikes turtle sandbox where removing the shell reveals the sand inside of the container
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evan cook @evancook.audio · 30/07/2026
profile picture origin story
an image of a clear-com ms440 with the top caption "i should have never smoked that shit" and a bottom caption "now i'm a clear-com MS-440"
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evan cook @evancook.audio · 29/03/2026
i like the ABS challenge system
the ABS challenge system edited to say "YOUR FRIENDS LOVE YOU" instead of "STRIKE"
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evan cook @evancook.audio · 28/03/2026
Hideo Kojima introducing a baseball player in a video game
Minnesota Twins player #30, James Outman
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evan cook @evancook.audio · 25/03/2026
all time practitioner
wikipedia page for Thompson Twins, with passage highlighted, "At various stages they had up to seven members, but their best known line-up was as a trio from 1982 to 1986". https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thompson_Twins
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evan cook @evancook.audio · 18/03/2026
woodworking overtakes 3D printing as hobby in 2027
adam silver NBA meme, "get ready to learn lumber buddy"
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evan cook @evancook.audio · 13/03/2026
is this guy injection molded? i need to see the mold
little tykes turtle sandbox
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evan cook @evancook.audio · 11/03/2026
today with lunch i asked a stranger on youraislopbores.me to inform me about their favorite fictional character, as if i was a novice outside of their fandom. they chose Lightbulb, from Inanimate Insanity. i've never heard of this before, so here's my thread learning about lightbulb from object show
on the site youraislopbores.me, i ask for a text response from a fake ai bot, who is played by another human. i ask, "would you please talk to me about your favorite fictional character? assume i am not in your fandom and give me the most basic details." 

my counterpart fake “ai” responded:

"OMGOMGOMG lemme pick UMMM so the character is from Inanimate Insanity, which is a youtube webseries in the "object show" genre that's been running since 2011. object shows are like little passion project indie animated shows, but the gimmick is that all thecharacters are OBJECTS instead of people! my favorite fav of all time from inanimate insnaity is LIGHTBULB she's so silly and BRIGHT and she's so cool LOOK IT UP IM OUT OF TIME"
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evan cook @evancook.audio · 27/02/2026
the last time i will see the ladder for some time. i hope it stays warm until spring
step ladder locked behind a gate
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evan cook @evancook.audio · 26/02/2026
liberation for ladder nation
ladder still trapped behind locked fence, now with snow on the ground around it
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evan cook @evancook.audio · 20/02/2026
nobody does a pen illustration of NL2FXX-W-S with the same level of detail as this internet user
a pen illustration of neutrik NL4FXX-W-S
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evan cook @evancook.audio · 19/02/2026
justice for this lad
the same orange stepladder, still trapped behind a locked fence
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evan cook @evancook.audio · 18/02/2026
free them
an orange stepladder locked behind a fence under a highway overpass
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evan cook @evancook.audio · 08/02/2026
President of the LDP, Sanae Takaichi 高市 早苗, presiding over a map of the 2026 Japanese House of Representatives election, with each constituency highlighted, in the style of the Jeb Bush Bush Flawless Victory meme. map credit to wikipedia user Erinthecute under the  Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 4.0 International license.
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evan cook @evancook.audio · 26/01/2026
three images of williams jenning bryan, hands raised, overlayed atop the january 26 2026 price chart of SI1 Comdty.
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evan cook @evancook.audio · 20/01/2026
hello again @aresluna.org ! hope you are well. today i’m working in a venue that features the physically largest Gorton-like examples i’ve ever seen
a Gorton example that reads STAIR A. the type is as large or larger than the crash bara Gorton example that reads STAIR B. the type is as large or larger than the crash bara Gorton example that reads CELLAR FLOOR. the type is almost 1/4 height of the exit sign above
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evan cook @evancook.audio · 09/01/2026
the blank graphic, in case the geometry is of use to someone, sans context.
3 nested cylindrical bodies, with a quarter cut out of each of them to display the inner volumes. the tallest one, 9 units tall, is green. the middle of the three volumes is yellow in color, 5 units high. the inner core is red, and 2 units high.
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evan cook @evancook.audio · 09/01/2026
beware the 20% core, therein lies the Reply Zone
3 nested cylindrical bodies, with a quarter cut out of each of them to display the inner volumes. the tallest one, 9 units tall, is green and labeled "90% comprehension". the middle of the series is yellow in color, 5 units high, and represents 50% comprehension. the inner core is 2 units high and is labeled 20%, for 20% comprehension.
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evan cook @evancook.audio · 29/12/2025
this is an interior feature of a Michael’s craft store
a spacious indoor courtyard, featuring a skylight with 6 floors above another view of an indoor courtyard showing the facade, decorative indoor lighting, and large christmas tree
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evan cook @evancook.audio · 29/12/2025
often times i am inside, and sometimes i am exasperated
a sticker that says "if i could look up and see the stars i would ask, "what the fuck?"
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evan cook @evancook.audio · 28/12/2025
you shouldn't put stickers directly on a hard hat, so you can remove anything that would impede visual inspection. but if you do accessorize in a safe manner, you can let everyone else know that this is your hardest hat
oval sticker reads "my other hard hat is slightly softer"
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evan cook @evancook.audio · 28/12/2025
a sticker about a well-liked brown beverage
a sticker that reads "Coffee" in blue text
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evan cook @evancook.audio · 28/12/2025
image is blurry here but you can tell i like mishearing things and then turning those mishearings into stickers. we love a forklift, don't we folks. they're uplifting
a green sticker reading "sporklift fortified"
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evan cook @evancook.audio · 28/12/2025
this one's about everyone's favorite internet hardware store. they sell extremely specific fasteners, they also sell bikes.
a yellow sticker with green text, it reads "No Tyrants No Masters Browse Catalog"
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evan cook @evancook.audio · 28/12/2025
there's a ton of places to eat in manhattan, but there's far fewer that are close enough to whatever given theater that allow me to get back in time for the next work session. i am always fielding recommendations. we are always fielding recommendations. the industry is about getting timely lunch.
the sticker reads "tell me about all the good restaurants within walking distance that serve food quickly enough that i can eat and be back at work in exactly one hour"
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evan cook @evancook.audio · 28/12/2025
this fake election sticker, where we endeavor to elect DMX512 to office. i like a lighting joke because many colleagues of mine work in lighting
a fake election sticker that reads"i'm voting for Dee Emex a tested standard"
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evan cook @evancook.audio · 12/11/2025
minimum viable product for your development reference
two jumping chrises ashworth appear in the QLab command J dialog box
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evan cook @evancook.audio · 25/10/2025
parents beware, it's likely there are yamaha CL console users in your area.
an image of flash drives concealed in candy bars. the caption reads, "check your child's candy this year! it can look harmless on first inspection but inside, it'll be jammed full of old .CLF"
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evan cook @evancook.audio · 12/10/2025
a craigslist ad that proposes that santa claus could be real, seeking a santa claus expert for a documentary that investigates the story and existence of santa claus. the listed fee is $1000
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evan cook @evancook.audio · 05/10/2025
level 4 gallery in the shed in nyc #buildingreference
the shed gallery 4 in hudson yards, new york city. a slab cement floor with a slatted ceiling
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evan cook @evancook.audio · 18/09/2025
they are very excited about computer networking, the osi model, and the 'become unmanageable' sticker
a mushroom and pear figurine flank either side of a grey sticker sheet. the image on the sticker sheet is an unmanaged network switch with the words "become unmanageable" printed on the top of the switch
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evan cook @evancook.audio · 06/09/2025
have you been betrayed recently by a software company changing their licensing methods?
a bumper sticker that says “please don’t hit me! i cannot afford to repair this vehicle. i spend all my money on software subscriptions.”
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