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@evanchooly.bsky.social
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Java Champion. Kotlin fanatic. Bit twiddler. New Yorker. Pronounces it jif. SSE at @Datadog. @evanchooly@mastodon.social

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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So I made a thing. I couldn't find anything to do what I needed so I built something. I was trying to debug some recursive code in morphia and losing track of where I was in the stack so I built a tracer plugin to capture it all for me. evanchooly.github.io/cartographer/
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Cartographer — trace every method your tests call
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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Good morning Bluesky ☀️ This is one of the last coal powered sheep. The vast majority of UK sheep are now all electric ⚡️
Sheep grazing in fields, the one in the foreground with white smoke apparently coming out of its bottom
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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
What are Spider-Man's fitness goals? To be fit as a fiddleback.
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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I just bought an authentic van gogh coffee table. I know it's authentic because there's a bit of veneer missing.
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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Is it too late to buy Game 6 tickets? I can't find anywhere to buy them online. #Knicks
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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
"words don't transfer meaning. they trigger it." 🤔
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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I typically have used markdown because it's easier to write but i have some complex plans for changes at work that would really benefit from being in something more readable. I'm going to give this a whirl and see how it goes. claude.com/blog/using-c...
claude.com
Using Claude Code: The unreasonable effectiveness of HTML | Claude
How and why members of the Claude Code team use HTML instead of Markdown to produce richer, more readable, and easily shareable outputs.
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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
There are a lot of people looking these days. So if anyone is looking for a customer-forward engineering role: careers.datadoghq.com/detail/75364...
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Datadog for Startups Founding Engineering Lead | Datadog Careers
We're building a platform that engineers love to use. Join us, and help usher in the future.
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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
The movies' or ours? 😉
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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
@anthropic.com really missed a great opportunity to name their agent Smith rather than Claude.
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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Happy #DungeonCrawlerCarl Day to all who celebrate.
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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
TIL: in OS X, if your pointer is at an edge for resizing, double clicking will expand to the edge of screen in that direction. e.g., on the lower left corner, it will expand all the way to the left/bottom edges of the screen. opt + double clicking will do it in the opposite direction as well.
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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
This is the third time I've gotten up the high 1000s but my first to break 2k before something like a new phone resets my score because it didnt transfer over. Im probably close to 5k games without a loss.
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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
claude plugin idea:  we've all seen the plugin(s) that play a sound when claude prompts for guidance.  i want one that plays music while claude is working so it's like being on hold.
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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
hey copilot, i'm getting an NPE because in the code you generated, you're not passing a parameter so the default value of null gets used. fix it, please. "oh, i see what's wrong. I need to pass 'context = null' as an argument so the default value of null doesn't get applied to that parameter."
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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
quick poll: if you were to update to a new version of a #java library you'd been using and the new version had a transitive dependency on #kotlin that it hadn't had before, would that bother you and if so, how much?
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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Whenever someone brings up the early internet...
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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Fascinating. Netflix is definitely an "it" to me.
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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
does anyone else feel weird referring to claude as "he" but internally compelled to adhere to social norms with a masculinely named but obviously agender entity? does anyone else spend too much time pondering this?
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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
techlife.blog/posts/maven-...
techlife.blog
Maven 4 Is Finally Here: Everything You Need to Know About the Biggest Update in 15 Years
After 15 years of waiting, Maven 4 brings a modernized POM model, separated build and consumer artifacts, tree-based lifecycles, and a migration tool that actually works. Here's what Java developers n...
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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
curiously, i realized my xml schema version was 4.0.0. changing it to 4.1.0 caused the variables to resolve differently. I *think* it's working now? will keep playing with it.
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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
I tried that using help:evaluate and it didn't resolve but I'll try again in the pom file and see if help:evaluate just runs in a weird context.
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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
But how do I reference it in a pom? What's the property name? In code, I'd just walk up until I find .mvn or .git. 🤷‍♂️
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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
when configuring a plugin in the root pom in <pluginMgmt> how can I reference a file in the root folder such that modules will correctly resolve that path to the root and not within the module itself? i tried maven.multiModuleProjectDirectory but that always resolves to the module. i'm on 4.0.0-rc-5
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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Thanks! 😊
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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Harry Potter World is where fans can enjoy themselves on their own terf.
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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Today's wordle is for all the Commodore computer aficionados.
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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
My new goal is to, by next summer, become the greatest pole vaulter in history. But that's a pretty high bar.
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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Just two dudes who love each other.
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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Apparently today is Nelson Mandela Day. I could've sworn that was last month...
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Sharat (Shar) Chander - 🟦🌊 @sharatchander.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Wishing @mayers.io, one of the most helpful #Java community sherpas in the developer ecosystem, a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Wordle 1,472 2/6* ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🤷‍♂️
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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Asking an AI agent to write your code is a lot like asking some person on fiverr to bang out some code for you. It'll cost you a few bucks, perhaps, in tokens and you have to scrutinize the hell out of the code you get back. but it beats working for a living.
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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
"It's not me. It's you." 😁
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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Every time I leave early to account for delays on the subway the MTA rises to the challenge.
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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
i wish i could get in to pottery. i'd make a kiln.
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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
I just learned that back in the day, TLC (The Learning Channel) was in the process of creating a programming block called Medical Mondays. They already had shows like ER, Grey's Anatomy, and House. NBC heard about it and offered Scrubs. But TLC turned them down because TLC don't want no Scrubs.
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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
And for all the questioners and seekers, I hope you find the courage and acceptance you need to live as your authentic self. And if it's not now, know you have a whole raft of folks ready to embrace and celebrate with you. Much love to you all. 🏳️‍🌈
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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Happy Pride Month to all my trans, gay, and queer friends, family, and loved ones. In a country increasingly antagonistic, I hope this month especially you know how loved you are no matter where you are in the Alphabet Mafia.
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Sharat (Shar) Chander - 🟦🌊 @sharatchander.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
OTD…May 23, 1995 Happy Birthday, #Java! Here’s to 30+ more years with a beautiful combination of technology innovation and community participation!
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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
youtube.com/shorts/XNjKS...
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May the 4th be with you 🌌
YouTube video by Zach King
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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
So say we all!
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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
This is the way.
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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
To all those who celebrate, happy May the Fourth. And to those who don't, I find your lack of faith disturbing.
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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Well, it's late I guess I butter ...
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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Reading a HN thread, I was reminded of the missed opportunity flutter has been for google. When dart 1 turned out to be a steaming pile, they had a chance to leverage the hordes of kotlin developers already making android apps. Instead they invented yet another language.
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