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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

So I made a thing. I couldn't find anything to do what I needed so I built something. I was trying to debug some recursive code in morphia and losing track of where I was in the stack so I built a tracer plugin to capture it all for me. evanchooly.github.io/cartographer/

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Cartographer — trace every method your tests call

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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Good morning Bluesky ☀️ This is one of the last coal powered sheep. The vast majority of UK sheep are now all electric ⚡️

Sheep grazing in fields, the one in the foreground with white smoke apparently coming out of its bottom

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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

What are Spider-Man's fitness goals? To be fit as a fiddleback.

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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I just bought an authentic van gogh coffee table. I know it's authentic because there's a bit of veneer missing.

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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Is it too late to buy Game 6 tickets? I can't find anywhere to buy them online. #Knicks

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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

"words don't transfer meaning. they trigger it." 🤔

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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

I typically have used markdown because it's easier to write but i have some complex plans for changes at work that would really benefit from being in something more readable. I'm going to give this a whirl and see how it goes. claude.com/blog/using-c...

claude.com

Using Claude Code: The unreasonable effectiveness of HTML | Claude

How and why members of the Claude Code team use HTML instead of Markdown to produce richer, more readable, and easily shareable outputs.

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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

There are a lot of people looking these days. So if anyone is looking for a customer-forward engineering role: careers.datadoghq.com/detail/75364...

careers.datadoghq.com

Datadog for Startups Founding Engineering Lead | Datadog Careers

We're building a platform that engineers love to use. Join us, and help usher in the future.

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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

@anthropic.com really missed a great opportunity to name their agent Smith rather than Claude.

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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

TIL: in OS X, if your pointer is at an edge for resizing, double clicking will expand to the edge of screen in that direction. e.g., on the lower left corner, it will expand all the way to the left/bottom edges of the screen. opt + double clicking will do it in the opposite direction as well.

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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

This is the third time I've gotten up the high 1000s but my first to break 2k before something like a new phone resets my score because it didnt transfer over. Im probably close to 5k games without a loss.

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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

claude plugin idea: we've all seen the plugin(s) that play a sound when claude prompts for guidance. i want one that plays music while claude is working so it's like being on hold.

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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

hey copilot, i'm getting an NPE because in the code you generated, you're not passing a parameter so the default value of null gets used. fix it, please. "oh, i see what's wrong. I need to pass 'context = null' as an argument so the default value of null doesn't get applied to that parameter."

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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

quick poll: if you were to update to a new version of a #java library you'd been using and the new version had a transitive dependency on #kotlin that it hadn't had before, would that bother you and if so, how much?

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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Whenever someone brings up the early internet...

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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

does anyone else feel weird referring to claude as "he" but internally compelled to adhere to social norms with a masculinely named but obviously agender entity? does anyone else spend too much time pondering this?

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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

when configuring a plugin in the root pom in <pluginMgmt> how can I reference a file in the root folder such that modules will correctly resolve that path to the root and not within the module itself? i tried maven.multiModuleProjectDirectory but that always resolves to the module. i'm on 4.0.0-rc-5

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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

Harry Potter World is where fans can enjoy themselves on their own terf.

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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

Today's wordle is for all the Commodore computer aficionados.

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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

My new goal is to, by next summer, become the greatest pole vaulter in history. But that's a pretty high bar.

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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

Just two dudes who love each other.

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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

Apparently today is Nelson Mandela Day. I could've sworn that was last month...

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Sharat (Shar) Chander - 🟦🌊 @sharatchander.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

Wishing @mayers.io, one of the most helpful #Java community sherpas in the developer ecosystem, a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

Wordle 1,472 2/6* ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🤷‍♂️

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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

Asking an AI agent to write your code is a lot like asking some person on fiverr to bang out some code for you. It'll cost you a few bucks, perhaps, in tokens and you have to scrutinize the hell out of the code you get back. but it beats working for a living.

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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

Every time I leave early to account for delays on the subway the MTA rises to the challenge.

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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

i wish i could get in to pottery. i'd make a kiln.

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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

I just learned that back in the day, TLC (The Learning Channel) was in the process of creating a programming block called Medical Mondays. They already had shows like ER, Grey's Anatomy, and House. NBC heard about it and offered Scrubs. But TLC turned them down because TLC don't want no Scrubs.

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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

Happy Pride Month to all my trans, gay, and queer friends, family, and loved ones. In a country increasingly antagonistic, I hope this month especially you know how loved you are no matter where you are in the Alphabet Mafia.

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Sharat (Shar) Chander - 🟦🌊 @sharatchander.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

OTD…May 23, 1995 Happy Birthday, #Java! Here’s to 30+ more years with a beautiful combination of technology innovation and community participation!

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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

To all those who celebrate, happy May the Fourth. And to those who don't, I find your lack of faith disturbing.

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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

Reading a HN thread, I was reminded of the missed opportunity flutter has been for google. When dart 1 turned out to be a steaming pile, they had a chance to leverage the hordes of kotlin developers already making android apps. Instead they invented yet another language.

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The JRuby Project @jrubyproject.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

It's finally here! JRuby 10 has been released with support for Ruby 3.4 (including 3.2 and 3.3 updates as well). Minimum Java version has been bumped up to Java 21, allowing us to support modern JVM features. Check out the release notes and start migrating today! www.jruby.org/2025/04/14/j...

jruby.org

JRuby 10.0.0.0 Released — JRuby.org

The JRuby community is pleased to announce the release of JRuby 10.0.0.0.

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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

"Her rhythm was that of a drunk, three-legged donkey trying to negotiate its way down ice covered stairs." -- Dungeon Crawler Carl

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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Found a fun bug in the new #assassinscreed. If you try to go up a hill that's too steep, you'll slide back down. But you can steer and if you steer just right, you can slide up the hill.

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Gerrit Grunwald @hansolo.eu · 08/03/2025

Today on international womens day I want to shoutout to @ebullient.dev , she is the driving force behind @commonhaus.org . Passion and enthusiasm as its best…keep it going Erin 💪🏻🤗

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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

Goddamn. If reading fantasy is your jam, do yourself a favor and "The Will of the Many."

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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

Had a good crowd for my bytecode talk at @jfokus.se . It was my first time giving this talk so there's some room for refinement but it was a lot of fun. It's always lovely being back in Stockholm and I can't wait for next year!

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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

I had the coolest "the earth is round" experience this morning. We took off in the cold and dark and flew up to the sunrise. We went from can't see my own hands to MY EYES in minutes.

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evanchooly @evanchooly.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

I ordered some timtams from amazon the other day (iykyk) and we were terribly excited for them to arrive. It was an assortment of 6 different boxes (5 different flavors).

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