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Streetwear, fashion, music, photography, mental health, shitposting. Gay/He/Him Dayton, Ohio Evan.Dornbus.ch linktr.ee/evan.dornbus.ch

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Evan@Dornbus.ch @evan.dornbus.ch · 20/05/2026
they're laughing at you in the group chat because you don't know about the famous garden windmill literally everyone is talking about
An ad for a garden wind-spinner in a zen-themed backyard. The windmill is in the shape of an older style airplane with Snoopy as the pilot. The spinning "propeller" on the front lights up as it spins.
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Evan@Dornbus.ch @evan.dornbus.ch · 19/05/2026
sometimes i still think about the gucci x adidas deerstalker hat with two brims
Two photos of the same man wearing a Gucci and Adidas collaborative hat, front and back. The hat is almost like the front of two completely different baseball caps have been sewn together, similar to Sherlock Holmes' deerstalker hat. One side features the classic Gucci monogram with an Adidas logo, and the other side is royal blue with three white stripes running longways from the tip of the brim to the top. The model is wearing a blue Gucci button up shirt that has an orange GG and Adidas logo monogram design.
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Evan@Dornbus.ch @evan.dornbus.ch · 13/05/2026
A generative, rainbow-colored piece featuring many circles and squiggly lines against a black background. In the middle is the shape of an eyeball. This was made in the Mandaza app by Luke Steuber.
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Evan@Dornbus.ch @evan.dornbus.ch · 16/03/2026
it should be illegal to list today's high temperature as 68 when that was nine hours ago at midnight. it's not going above 37 all day!
A screenshot of my weather app stating a high temperature of 68 degrees Fahrenheit, a low of 25, and a current temperature of 37. It feels like 18 degrees.
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Evan@Dornbus.ch @evan.dornbus.ch · 24/02/2026
punxsutawney phil is a lil b*tch who doesn't know shit
A screenshot of the 10-day weather forecast for Dayton, Ohio. It shows warmer weather than expected for the next ten days with a slight dip in temperature on Sunday and Monday.
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Evan@Dornbus.ch @evan.dornbus.ch · 03/02/2026
i don't know who needs to hear this but the iOS health app has a handy medication log feature that has been a lifesaver for me (log meds as soon as taken for best results)
A screenshot of the Apple Health app in the medications section. It shows a list of the medications I took yesterday and what time I took them. There's a neat circle for each day that fills up as you log your scheduled meds.
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Evan@Dornbus.ch @evan.dornbus.ch · 01/02/2026
can someone on grindr tell me if this is real because it's completely breaking my brain. nobody is paying grindr $200 a fucking week i hope
A screenshot of Grindr's new AI features called "EDGE", assuming it's legitimate. It costs $200 a fucking week, or $350 a month for a bunch of junk AI features nobody asked for. Notably, at the top it says "powered by gAI" (pronounced gay-eye).
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Evan@Dornbus.ch @evan.dornbus.ch · 07/01/2026
"You can chat gpt this stuff"
A screenshot of two replies on Meta Threads. The first one says, "It is said that when Jesus traveled the world, he listened to Buddhist teachings as well."

Somebody responds to that post saying, "The idea Jesus “traveled around the world” isn’t real.  Comes from 19th-century speculative writings (e.g., Nicolas Notovitch’s claims about “Jesus in India,” which historians widely reject). You can chat gpt this stuff"
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Evan@Dornbus.ch @evan.dornbus.ch · 01/01/2026
nothing can stop me when i'm in my hot pink crop top puffer vest
A photo of me standing on a wooden patio in front of a city street. I'm wearing orange and purple shoes, black parachute pants with purple and blue colorblock, a black graphic tee with a white teddy bear outline, and a hot pink crop top puffer vest. I have a blue bandana around my neck, and a neon green hat on.
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Evan@Dornbus.ch @evan.dornbus.ch · 27/11/2025
0π.guru/func - A simple web-based function generator with waveform options
A simple web-based audio function generator that lets you select a frequency and waveform.
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Evan@Dornbus.ch @evan.dornbus.ch · 27/11/2025
0π.guru/chakra - Plays solfeggio frequencies associated with each chakra
A webapp that plays solfeggio frequencies associated with each spiritual chakra. The buttons are color coordinated to the corresponding chakra and frequency.
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Evan@Dornbus.ch @evan.dornbus.ch · 27/11/2025
I made three neat sound toys/audio tools, and bluesky is giving me absolute hell trying to post my URLs! Let's try one at a time: 0π.guru/guess - Plays a random frequency, guess what hertz
A screenshot of a frequency guessing game webapp. It features the ability to listen to a frequency and input your guess.
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Evan@Dornbus.ch @evan.dornbus.ch · 06/11/2025
a museum less than a mile away has this big honker of a bismuth crystal on display
A photo of a large bismuth crystal about the size of a softball. It is on display at the Boonshoft Museum of Discovery in Dayton, Ohio. The bismuth crystal is shimmering and iridescent, with geometric protrusions extending upwards.
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Evan@Dornbus.ch @evan.dornbus.ch · 03/11/2025
oh nooooo
A screenshot of my bluesky name, below it says "! Invalid Handle"
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Evan@Dornbus.ch @evan.dornbus.ch · 31/10/2025
@janelleshane.com howdy! Your bio says laser scientist, and I was wondering if you could help me understand why there's so much "texture in the light" when I shone this several watt blue laser on a bismuth crystal. I also noticed a strange pattern that resembles morse code! Any ideas?
A Bismuth crystal with a high-intensity blue laser pointed at it. It is radiating a strangely textured blue and purple light.A closeup of bright spots on the Bismuth crystal that are overexposed with some sort of circular and line texture as the blue laser energizes it.
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Evan@Dornbus.ch @evan.dornbus.ch · 25/10/2025
Uhhhhh, well, I take lithium carbonate now and I can feel EMF acutely. In fact, I'm accidentally discovering strange properties playing with bismuth crystals. I read bismuth is a supeconductor, but I'm supposing a lot when I say I can feel it vibrating when I hold it. A time crystal perhaps?
An iridescent bismuth crystal sitting on a wooden table. On either side is a blue Gatorade and can of Pepsi, respectively.
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Evan@Dornbus.ch @evan.dornbus.ch · 17/10/2025
lmao they straight cracked the code for manifestation
An academic article authored by Sebastian Schepis in May 2025 titled “The Prime Resonance Hypothesis: A Quantum-Informational Basis for Spacetime and Consciousness”. The abstract of the article reads as follows:

“We propose that prime numbers form the foundational eigenstates of a symbolic Hilbert space from which space, time, gravity, and awareness emerge. In this model, natural numbers are quantum-like superpositions of their prime factors, and consciousness is defined as the capacity to collapse these symbolic superpositions into coherent meaning through entropy minimization.
This collapse generates effective curvature, gravitational influence, and temporal asymmetry—mirroring the structure of general relativity. Moreover, we demonstrate that the nontrivial zeros of the Riemann zeta function correspond to resonance attractors within the prime space, acting as symbolic event horizons between uncollapsed possibility and lived experience.

This framework-rooted in number theory, quantum mechanics, and information theory-grounds both the symbolic entropy spectrometry model and the entropy-commute duality that mirrors Markov trace geometry. We show that primes act as coherent informational attractors, enabling stable reference frames from which subjective reality unfolds.”
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Evan@Dornbus.ch @evan.dornbus.ch · 01/10/2025
🥲
A screenshot of the text from my astrology chart; it says the following:

You think you're so special, and you're right.

Stop making yourself small. That thing you do-that extra mile, that careful attention, that thoughtful response—isn't common. It's exceptional. The world doesn't need another agreeable face. It needs your particular brilliance.

Do’s:
Sneaking in
Carafes
Golden rule

Don't
Posturing
Endless scroll
Portrait mode
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Evan@Dornbus.ch @evan.dornbus.ch · 29/09/2025
uhhhhh hello FACISM is NO LONGER just knocking on our FUCKING DOOR ANYMORE. IT’S IN OUR FUCKING HOUSE. i don’t know how to contain my rage, and at this point,
A screenshot of an email I received stating I need to verify my age in order to use certain features on BlueSky. I’m so filled with potent rage that I actually do not know what to do with myself…
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Evan@Dornbus.ch @evan.dornbus.ch · 29/09/2025
in addition to meditation i’m practicing minimalism! i’m proud of this one #nofilter
A minimalistic photo of two protrusions from a weather station jetting in from the right side of the image from the top and bottom. The background is a dull gradient of darkness that turns to lightness toward the bottom of the image.
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Evan@Dornbus.ch @evan.dornbus.ch · 23/09/2025
imagine, if you will, that drinking begets your current stress levels
A still shot of the beginning of a Twilight Zone episode. It is a black and white shot of Rod Sterling in a suit with his hands folded together.
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Evan@Dornbus.ch @evan.dornbus.ch · 27/08/2025
six years ago we woke up and decided to get married on a whim. you make life so fun and meaningful, and every moment we spend together feels like a million happily ever afters. i love you so much @stan.dornbus.ch, i can't wait to see what else life has in store for us ❣️😘
A selfie of me and my husband. We are indoors, wearing collared shirts, and both smiling.A selfie of me and my husband. We are outside on a dock at sunset, and he is holding a catfish he caught. We are both shirtless and smiling.A photo of me and my husband in a blacklight-lit room. I'm wearing neon green underwear, shoes, and a hat. He is wearing a singlet with black shoes. A leather pride flag is displayed in the background.
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Evan@Dornbus.ch @evan.dornbus.ch · 22/08/2025
felt cute won't delete later
A self portrait in front of a mirror inside the bathroom of a gay bar. I am wearing green, yellow, and hematite beaded bracelets along with a smartwatch, leather, and rope bracelets. I'm wearing gray joggers with no shirt on; my blue/aqua underwear is visible at my waistline. I have a blue and black harness on, as well as a blue and black handkerchief overtop two necklaces, one of which has a pendant that reads "I ♥️ DAD". I'm wearing a gray and aqua colored flat bill hat, and I'm looking into the camera.
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Evan@Dornbus.ch @evan.dornbus.ch · 20/08/2025
had so much fun with @stan.dornbus.ch at the Taylorsville Dam tour thanks to @mcdwater.bsky.social! it was very informative and they made it a fun experience; i always nerd out learning about the 1913 flood
A photo of my husband and I standing behind a false scene of two people kayaking on the Little Miami River, and there are two cutouts for our faces to look like the kayakers. Stan is smiling and I have a confused look on my face. Behind the fake river is a sign that says "Historic Downtown Riverway".A wide angle photo of the Taylorsville Dam located in Vandalia, Ohio. This dam is a part of Miami Conservancy District’s regional flood protection system. You can see old, weathered concrete walls with a low stream of calm water below. There is a newer bridge built above for a road.A wide angle photo of a John Deere bobcat with the Miami Conservancy District’s "MCD" logo in focus on the left. In the background on the right you can see a green field of grass in front of the treeline, and a yellow piece of equipment used to maintain local parks.A tiny, brown-ish frog in the palm of my hand. The frog is mostly the same shade of dull brown, with a few darker and lighter spots, and it has bumpy skin. You can see a gold ring on my finger next to the dime-sized frog.

🐸
#frog
#frogs
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Evan@Dornbus.ch @evan.dornbus.ch · 01/08/2025
it looks like somebody placed two dog turds on the roller grill
A photo of two nasty-looking buffalo chicken flavored processed meat sticks at Speedway. They have clearly been sitting on the roller grill for too long, as they are brown, dry, and crusty.
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Evan@Dornbus.ch @evan.dornbus.ch · 25/07/2025
only through shared photo albums do i discover my husband is taking selfies with the cats before i wake up @stan.dornbus.ch
A selfie of my husband posing next to an orange and white cat on a red couch. They are both looking at the camera, and my husband is shirtless.
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Evan@Dornbus.ch @evan.dornbus.ch · 07/04/2025
i had a blast with this one. clashing patterns? yes please, i'll take two
A photo of me standing and smiling on a wet, wooden patio in front of a Dayton city sidewalk. I'm wearing a pastel paisley jacket with a patchwork design and melting smiley faces. My hat is acid washed blue denim with aqua tie-dye. My pants are green camouflage joggers paired with earthy-toned green and blue shoes. My shirt is a colorblock design with salmon, aqua, and cream colors. I'm wearing a neon yellow chain and a gold, braided rope necklace with an "I ♥️ DAD" pendant.
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Evan@Dornbus.ch @evan.dornbus.ch · 06/04/2025
the crocs x salehe bembury juniper is one of the most comfortable shoes i've worn in a while, i'm downright obsessed
A portrait of me standing on a wooden patio in front of the corner of a blue wall. I'm wearing a brown denim jacket with green and tan accents, and faded black jeans with several patches of various camouflage patterns. My shirt is black with a repeating gold monogram. One necklace is a gold braided rope with a ”I ♥️ DAD" pendant, the other a black chrome chain. My hat is checkered black with a gold logo. I'm wearing the Sudd color way of the Crocs and Salehe Bembury collaboration; they feature a muted green upper with a thick blue and salmon sole.
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Evan@Dornbus.ch @evan.dornbus.ch · 04/04/2025
been a minute since i posted an outfit, so here's a recent favorite from one of my red, white, and black moods
A photo of me posing on a wooden patio at a bar in front of the city of Dayton. I'm wearing a red hat that says "Washington D.C." in black, as well as a red shirt under a comic-book styled red, white, and black anorak. Black joggers with white lettering, and white shoes with black soles and red shoelaces. A red, paisley bandana is sticking out of one of my pockets. I'm wearing a Mr. S bandana in the same color schemes around my neck.
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Evan@Dornbus.ch @evan.dornbus.ch · 11/03/2025
a photo you’d use as an album cover 💿
A photo of a man standing on grass underneath a tree. He is wearing a colorful outfit and red hat. He is out of focus in the background, facing away from the camera. In the foreground is a post-it note dangling from a tree that says, "To not get left behind by my friends again"
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Evan@Dornbus.ch @evan.dornbus.ch · 04/03/2025
THIS IS NOT A DRILL! BAPE Crocs are real and they release over the next week!
Three pairs of the BAPE x Crocs collaboration. All three feature the iconic BAPE camo with their monkey mascot Milo within the pattern. One pair is in green and brown tones, another in various shades of blue, and a pair with several shades of red. The Crocs all have various Jibbitz of BAPE branding and logos.
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Evan@Dornbus.ch @evan.dornbus.ch · 16/02/2025
if you wanna know what it's like driving in dayton here's a video of somebody slamming into a tree in my front yard and driving away
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Evan@Dornbus.ch @evan.dornbus.ch · 06/02/2025
me and the homies showing off our stolen merchandise in the fitting room
A headline that reads, "Men charged in Joe Burrow's home break-in took pictures with 'JB9' chain, other jewelry". Below the headline is a selfie of four stereotypical "bros" flashing various gestures with their hands. They are wearing tens of thousands of dollars of jewelry and Gucci hats they stole, and one of the bros is flashing thumbs up over two large Louis Vuitton bags.
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Evan@Dornbus.ch @evan.dornbus.ch · 23/01/2025
waiter at red lobster: "how will you be paying tonight?" me: *reaches into purse*
A photo of a leather Louis Vuitton bag that's in the shape and size of a lobster. The body is brown leather with the classic LV and diamond monograms, and it features tan claws with a tan strap. It also has tan legs and antennae, making it closely resemble a lobster.
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Evan@Dornbus.ch @evan.dornbus.ch · 13/12/2024
i found this on parade. soupier brains click more
A screenshot of Parade's suggested articles. Every article is a different celebrity that's said to look "unrecognizable".


Sally Field Looks Unrecognizable
During Latest Outing in Los
Angeles


'Grey's Anatomy' Star Ellen
Pompeo Looks Unrecognizable
While Going Incognito During
Casual Outing



Gwen Stefani Enjoys Casual LA
Outing With 2 Sons Days After
Fans Declare Her 'Unrecognizable



Michael Jackson's Youngest Son Is
Unrecognizable During Recent Los
Angeles Outing


Seinfeld's Wayne Knight Looks 
Nearly Unrecognizable While
Showing Off Weight Loss on Gym

Glenn Close, 77, Is Unrecognizable
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Evan@Dornbus.ch @evan.dornbus.ch · 13/12/2024
what in the demented hell did i do to deserve this ad
An obviously AI generated photo of a sad, grey cat that's crying. There is a hand pouring a literal bottle of bleach directly onto the cat. The ad is captioned, "Most cat owners don't use this to eliminate their cat pee smell, but did you know..."
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Evan@Dornbus.ch @evan.dornbus.ch · 24/11/2024
the urge to take this came on suddenly, and i actually captured what i was feeling! i'm proud of this shot #photography
A grayscale photo of a man drinking beer on a bar patio. In the background you can see an empty table, and windowpane sliding doors that are washed out by light.The same photo of a man drinking beer on a bar patio. In the background you can see an empty table, and windowpane sliding doors that are washed out by light. This photo is in color.
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Evan@Dornbus.ch @evan.dornbus.ch · 24/11/2024
idk what she's doing but she must be comfortable
A photo of my long-haired cat sitting on the armrest of a red, leather couch. She has an orange face with a brown body featuring many dark stripes. Her chest and paws are waiting, and she's giving the camera a strange look. In the background you can see various living room features.
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Evan@Dornbus.ch @evan.dornbus.ch · 16/11/2024
a few weeks ago @stan.dornbus.ch and i got a rat for our ball python snake. they had the coolest chameleon i'd ever seen and i got to hold him!!
A photo of me looking at the camera and smiling while a large, green chameleon climbs up my arm. I'm wearing a hat and brown jacket;   you can see plants in the background of the room I'm in.A green chameleon perched on someone's hand. He has stripes of different shades of green and blue-ish colors with orange feet and spines on his back.
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Evan@Dornbus.ch @evan.dornbus.ch · 14/11/2024
did a little photoshoot with this cool mushroom on a stump 🍄📷
A large cluster of mushrooms growing in the center of a tree stump. It is tan, brown, and orange in color with many fruiting bodies growing. You can see the gills underneath the caps. Some of them appear to have been eaten. You can see blurry foliage in the forest behind.A closeup of the underside of two orange and brown mushrooms. You can see many gills on the underside of the cap.A large cluster of mushrooms growing in the center of a tree stump. It is tan, brown, and orange in color with many fruiting bodies growing. You can see the gills underneath the caps. Some of them appear to have been eaten. You can see blurry foliage in the forest behind.
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Evan@Dornbus.ch @evan.dornbus.ch · 19/09/2024
MSCHF is making another BWD shoe! i wanted the last drop *so* badly, and these look just as cool. 9/24 @ 2:00 pm EST
A pair of shoes designed by MSCHF that are designed to look backwards when worn on foot. They appear to be able to be worn two ways, as a slide and as a high top with your ties exposed. It features a mostly white design with teal/blue accents and a brown sole.
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Evan@Dornbus.ch @evan.dornbus.ch · 28/08/2024
Crab Daddy says hello 🦀
A medium sized hermit crab sitting in its water dish inside an aquarium. There is brown substrate and many shells around the aquarium, some containing crabs. In the background is a food dish and coconut shelter.
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Evan@Dornbus.ch @evan.dornbus.ch · 24/08/2024
we're going through a lot right now, and it seems like it'll never end. i'm certain we'll come out on the other side stronger and even closer then we already are. i love you @stan.dornbus.ch
A selfie of me and my husband sitting outside with trees and greenery in the background. I'm holding up my dog tag necklace that says "I ♥️ DAD" with my hair styled up. My husband is wearing a gray, sleeveless shirt with a rainbow camo hat. We are both smiling.
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Evan@Dornbus.ch @evan.dornbus.ch · 21/08/2024
synth vibes at the queer bar 🎛️
A photo of a bar table with two instruments connected together, one a synthesizer and the other a drum machine looper. In the background is a very colorful queer bar, and a pool table and vending machine is visible.
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Evan@Dornbus.ch @evan.dornbus.ch · 13/08/2024
took a photo of a cicada in the courtyard of the WPAFB museum in dayton ohio. it looks freshly molted to me; seems peculiar for early-to-mid august? #bugsky 🐛
A photo of a cicada sitting on the bark of a tree. It has a tan hue, with very green accents that I believe means it freshly molted after excited the ground, although I could be wrong. This photo was taken in the courtyard of the National Museum of the US Air Force.
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Evan@Dornbus.ch @evan.dornbus.ch · 27/07/2024
music is shit these days
A headline from Complex that reads, "Ranking Every Poop Bar on Ice Spice's 'Y2K!' Album". Above the headline is a picture of Ice Spice singing in a yellow crop top with orange hair.
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Evan@Dornbus.ch @evan.dornbus.ch · 25/07/2024
POV: you passed out on the ground after seeing my big hat
A selfie of me and my husband looking down at my phone as if the photo was taken directly upwards from the ground. I am wearing an extremely large trucker-style hat with a long, flat bill that features three different colored pine trees patched on.
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Evan@Dornbus.ch @evan.dornbus.ch · 24/07/2024
i was caught noodling with my synth at the crematory 🎶
A candid photo of me wearing dress clothes, dress shoes, and newsboy hat. I'm concentrating on a Roland Aira S-1 synthesizer that's connected to an Artiphon Orba 2 drum looper. I'm sitting on an office chair at a wooden oval table with warehouse scenery in the background.
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Evan@Dornbus.ch @evan.dornbus.ch · 22/07/2024
lmao
A headline from Dazed Digital blog that says, "Mark Zuckerberg is in talks to become a part-owner of Supreme". Above the headline is a picture of Mark Zuckerberg smiling.
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Evan@Dornbus.ch @evan.dornbus.ch · 19/07/2024
google might want to rethink that
A screenshot of a headline from The Economist that reads, "Google wants a piece of Microsoft's cyber-security business". It features the Google Cloud logo above the headline.
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