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Evan

@evan.best
2.4K followers 547 following 7.1K posts

Jack of many trades, master of none. Mostly harmless. 📍 Fresh Coast

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Evan @evan.best · 7h
I kinda want some, but now they’re sold out everywhere. 😅
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Evan @evan.best · 8h
I’m on team “it’s only one word, so only capitalize the first letter of the transliteration.”
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Evan @evan.best · 12h
This did not need to exist.
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Evan @evan.best · 13h
Too close for comfort.
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Evan @evan.best · 30/09/2026
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Pikachu Shocked Face Stunned - Surprised Meme
ALT: Pikachu Shocked Face Stunned - Surprised Meme
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Evan @evan.best · 30/09/2026
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Han Solo's iconic 'I know' response
ALT: Han Solo's iconic 'I know' response
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Evan @evan.best · 29/09/2026
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Evan @evan.best · 29/09/2026
I hope Alice Deejay made the cut
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Evan @evan.best · 28/09/2026
How do you even explain to the younger generations that TVs used to feel fuzzy and smelled like electricity?
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Evan @evan.best · 27/09/2026
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Evan @evan.best · 26/09/2026
He’s come so far… 🥲
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Trump Progress Bar @trumpprogressbar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Donald Trump's 2nd term is 42% complete.
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Evan @evan.best · 25/09/2026
The very original round of invite codes were reusable and it had to be patched. 🫣
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Evan @evan.best · 25/09/2026
Good times.
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Evan @evan.best · 25/09/2026
There was only one feed, Following. It was mostly pictures of cats, literal blue skies, and posts from the team, then only ~6 people. Blocking and muting had not yet been implemented and were not needed. Not a single user had been banned yet. We briefly knew peace.
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Evan @evan.best · 25/09/2026
Underrated feature
Reposts Hidden
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Evan @evan.best · 25/09/2026
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Bob Uecker's Midnight Staley Punch in Major League
ALT: Bob Uecker's Midnight Staley Punch in Major League
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Evan @evan.best · 23/09/2026
🫠
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Evan @evan.best · 23/09/2026
Me too 🙈
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Evan @evan.best · 23/09/2026
oh, good
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Evan @evan.best · 23/09/2026
Were they loose with the pocket lint or in a package?
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Evan @evan.best · 23/09/2026
Nationalize SpaceX and absorb it into NASA. Spin off Twitter as a non-profit entity and re-establish the Corporation for Public Broadcasting to help fund it. Let Elon be the first person on Mars, then leave him there.
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Evan @evan.best · 23/09/2026
I hope you’re right.
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Evan @evan.best · 22/09/2026
Just listened to the final episode of one of my favorite podcasts. ☹️
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Evan @evan.best · 22/09/2026
my bad for assuming everybody has critical thinking skills
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Evan @evan.best · 22/09/2026
What if she’s only half chihuahua?
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Evan @evan.best · 22/09/2026
Terrifying.
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Evan @evan.best · 22/09/2026
Please clap
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Evan @evan.best · 22/09/2026
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This Is Fine Meme Dog
ALT: This Is Fine Meme Dog
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Evan @evan.best · 22/09/2026
Just about the time of year to start using them
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Evan @evan.best · 21/09/2026
Bad time to specialize in lettuce. 😬
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Evan @evan.best · 21/09/2026
I’m sure the original concept was posted by a small artist on Etsy several years ago. Finding that these days, though? 😬
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Evan @evan.best · 21/09/2026
Found it! link.amazon/B0bBBvtou
link.amazon
Amazon.com
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Evan @evan.best · 21/09/2026
Not RFK Jr?
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Evan @evan.best · 20/09/2026
Too late.
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Evan @evan.best · 20/09/2026
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SMB Mario: Classic 8-bit Gameplay
ALT: SMB Mario: Classic 8-bit Gameplay
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Evan @evan.best · 19/09/2026
Sarah Connor speaking the quoted post:
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Evan @evan.best · 18/09/2026
I have some bad news…
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Evan @evan.best · 18/09/2026
My wife badly needs this. No uterus, but kept her ovaries.
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Evan @evan.best · 18/09/2026
Everyone knows you hurt a shark the most by attacking its singing ability.
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Evan @evan.best · 17/09/2026
They’ll write a sternly worded letter.
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Evan @evan.best · 17/09/2026
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Da Fuck The Fuck
ALT: Da Fuck The Fuck
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Evan @evan.best · 16/09/2026
Municipalities across the US:
WE ARE GETTING RID OF FLOCK CAMERAS
😃

AND SWITCHING TO ANOTHER COMPANY
😧
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Evan @evan.best · 16/09/2026
I’ve had this song stuck in my head for a week. Enjoy. youtu.be/QgX1G_4Kjjo?...
youtu.be
Goldfinger - Tijuana Sunrise (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by riserecords
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Evan @evan.best · 16/09/2026
Maybe you’re getting better at Hebrew and your brain is just focusing on it better while high?
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Evan @evan.best · 16/09/2026
Everything is slower when you’re high, man
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Evan @evan.best · 15/09/2026
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Eddie Murphy Looks Skeptical
ALT: Eddie Murphy Looks Skeptical
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Evan @evan.best · 15/09/2026
“Give us a thumbs up, Mitch!”
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