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Evan

@evan.best
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Jack of many trades, master of none. Mostly harmless. 📍 Fresh Coast

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Evan @evan.best · 04/10/2026
My firepit, glowing with fire 🔥
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Evan @evan.best · 02/10/2026
inner darkness aside I am actually filled with whimsy and love
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Evan @evan.best · 29/09/2026
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Evan @evan.best · 27/09/2026
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Evan @evan.best · 25/09/2026
Underrated feature
Reposts Hidden
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Evan @evan.best · 22/09/2026
my bad for assuming everybody has critical thinking skills
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Evan @evan.best · 19/09/2026
Sarah Connor speaking the quoted post:
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Evan @evan.best · 16/09/2026
Municipalities across the US:
WE ARE GETTING RID OF FLOCK CAMERAS
😃

AND SWITCHING TO ANOTHER COMPANY
😧
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Evan @evan.best · 15/09/2026
“Give us a thumbs up, Mitch!”
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Evan @evan.best · 10/09/2026
Updated for the latest #WordPress news
Matt Mullenweg 🔫 Matt Mullenweg

“Why would my board of directors do this?”
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Evan @evan.best · 10/09/2026
I didn’t buy this magnet, but I considered it.
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Evan @evan.best · 09/09/2026
OUTLOOK NOT SO GOOD
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Evan @evan.best · 07/09/2026
🔥
Chillin’ at my firepit
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Evan @evan.best · 05/09/2026
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Evan @evan.best · 04/09/2026
It was soooo good. Made gravy from the juices and served it with chimichurri rice. 🍽️
A cooked whole chicken, gravy, and rice.
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Evan @evan.best · 03/09/2026
My house is about to smell amazing. 🍽️
A whole chicken covered in seasoning and topped with a few pats of butter is filling my slow cooker.
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Evan @evan.best · 03/09/2026
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Evan @evan.best · 30/08/2026
I am apparently a gnome
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Evan @evan.best · 29/08/2026
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Evan @evan.best · 27/08/2026
😢
RIP Optimus Prime
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Evan @evan.best · 26/08/2026
sorry for being weird it's because I am weird
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Evan @evan.best · 24/08/2026
Accidentally found this awesome barn while exploring Wisconsin with @jess.blue. #photography 📸
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Evan @evan.best · 24/08/2026
Spent some much-needed time with nature today. Made a few new friends. #photography 📸
A grasshopper chilling on a gravel path, completely unphased by how close I got. A small frog sitting on some grasses growing in a marsh. It appears to be contemplating the meaning of life. A young deer, standing in grass staring at me, unsure if I’m a threat. I was not.
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Evan @evan.best · 23/08/2026
Saw a rainbow earlier today #photography 📸
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Evan @evan.best · 23/08/2026
Some mushrooms in my yard. #photography #fungi 📸
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Evan @evan.best · 21/08/2026
Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?
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Evan @evan.best · 20/08/2026
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Evan @evan.best · 15/08/2026
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Evan @evan.best · 13/08/2026
THE BERENSTAIN BEARS CUT DOWN A FLOCK CAMERA







Government Sucks
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Evan @evan.best · 12/08/2026
DON'T SPY ON ME

Gadsden flag style
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Evan @evan.best · 11/08/2026
I’m doing my part 🫡
It’s an “I voted” sticker
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Evan @evan.best · 11/08/2026
I HEARD HE CUTS DOWN FLOCK CAMERAS
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Evan @evan.best · 01/08/2026
Could be worse.
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Evan @evan.best · 31/07/2026
3 rules:
-no wishing for death
-no falling in love
-no bring back dead people

I want Reeses cups to moan when I take their littles panties off

There are 4 rules
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Evan @evan.best · 31/07/2026
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Evan @evan.best · 30/07/2026
uh, hi, yes, i have a question

what the fuck
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Evan @evan.best · 29/07/2026
EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO CONFUSES CORRELATION AND CAUSATION ENDS UP
DYING
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Evan @evan.best · 28/07/2026
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Evan @evan.best · 24/07/2026
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Evan @evan.best · 19/07/2026
Had a great day yesterday. #photography 📸
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Evan @evan.best · 17/07/2026
"Is he dead yet?" asked Piglet.
"No," said Pooh.
"Fuck," said Piglet.
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Evan @evan.best · 16/07/2026
Hey Canada…
NO SMOKING
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Evan @evan.best · 16/07/2026
Maxed out the scale. I can smell it in my house.
Air Quality Alert. These conditions started at 9:19 AM, Thursday, July 16.
National Weather Service
500 - Hazardous
Air quality index is 500, which is worse than yesterday at about this time.
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Evan @evan.best · 16/07/2026
If Canada could stop burning, that’d be great.
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Evan @evan.best · 15/07/2026
I think I found cyclospora patient zero
RFK Jr swimming in toxic water
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Evan @evan.best · 13/07/2026
Rest in peace, Sam. You'll always be my favorite Merlin.
How long has it been since you've seen the original "Jurassic Park"?

SAM NEILL The last time I watched it in its totality was sitting beside Princess Di at Leicester Square at the London opening.
On the other side of me was my son Tim - he was Il and completely swept away by it, but about the time the T-Rex turns up, Tim started to fart. And the draft was drifting across me to royalty! I spent the whole film in a muck sweat, thinking, "Princess Di is being exposed to the horrors of a little boy's fart, but she's going to think it's me. I am going to be subliminally blamed for my son's crimes, and I don't think she'll talk to me afterwards." But she was well brought up and never mentioned it.

JEFF GOLDBLUM I love that story, Sam.
I've heard him tell that a couple of times, and it's just amazing the lengths that he will go to still blame the boy.
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