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Strawbarry Bonds

@evalamorte.bsky.social
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Sports and Bullshit 💕

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Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
I love my friends. 🥺
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jadyn. @itsjadynnow.com · 07/09/2025
this post, in particular, is an @evalamorte.bsky.social appreciation post. vanessa, when you log back into bsky in november, this is about your gameday fit for the first 49ers game of the season.
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jadyn. @itsjadynnow.com · 23/07/2025
me and the wife and then her commentators become members of the church. @evalamorte.bsky.social (she might check this app and see this in like october)
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Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Oh wait. I went longer this time. I really need to turn on my notifs 🥹
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Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Imagine hating me and I’m just out here in my mc hammer pants geekin’ for baseball season and these big balls.
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Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
😂😂
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Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
*flirting* Damn you’re hella dumb if you want either of these teams to win. 👀
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Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Football is like dating cause I can’t believe I let another team I don’t even like let me down….
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Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
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Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I love women who love sports because they are either thinking about sporting events, skincare or dismantling the entire Baseball Hall of Fame because Barry Bonds hasn’t been inducted.
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Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Blocked a man for saying “I’m not familiar with Tim Lincecum” I’m not fucking around in 2025. Get it together.
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Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Waaaaaaa!!!
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Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Soon 🏟️ #sfgiants
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Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I’ve never met him but I can already tell he’s the goodest boy ever
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Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I’m sorry babe. My heart hurts for you.
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Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
👀 whyyyyyyyy!!???
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Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
🤩
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Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I …. And I can’t say this enough…. Fucking miss baseball.
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Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Might run into it for the plot.
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Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I love this so much. 🥹
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Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Beta make me a tester. Please
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Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
How I watch because when I actually watch they lose by 50billion
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Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Wdyfm Ichiro Suzuki wasn’t unanimously voted. That’s ridiculous.
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Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I had to download it again to check something. And now I keep catching myself going on the like … heck!
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Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Thank you! Was a rollercoaster there.
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Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Coffee withdrawals are what I imagine death feels like. 😭
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Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
😭 it’s gonna be a hard move for me too.
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Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
🥹 what?! You do now. Because you’re the best. Hush your mouth.
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jadyn. @itsjadynnow.com · 21/01/2025
Y’all go follow my wife now that she’s committed to this app.
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Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
😭🥹♥️
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Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I’m alive. Recovery was hard. But I’m back to my nonsense and back to traveling. Thanks to everyone who reached out. ILY ♥️
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Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
It’s time to start by planning the game day fits. 🙂‍↕️
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Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Zuckerberg and all that money still looking like a thumb. Weird.
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Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
@bsky.app has the chance to be decent and get huge now that every other major social media is being so shady. Please don’t foresake me. 🙏
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Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I really miss being able to doom scroll on twitter for funsies.
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Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I deleted that app. Am have to go back and deactivate. Twitter is getting weird now.
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Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Who here had already deleted or deactivated that bird app? Who did it after today?
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Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Omg. 😂
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Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
the moon, she’s so breathtaking tonight.
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Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
😂
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Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech & Chong…and sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
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Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Idk why, but somehow all this misfortune with my teams is probably my exes fault. Pos.
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Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
How we feeling, faithful? #fttb Predictions? Is it still snowing?
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Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Happy Thanksgiving! And sending love to everyone who isn’t in the holiday spirit.
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Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
🤣🤣 I noticed that this morning. I thought. My poor baby. 🥲
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Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
😭💕
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jadyn. @itsjadynnow.com · 24/11/2024
loml 🥰
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Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Jumbo forever
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Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
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