Reposted by Strawbarry Bondsjadyn. @itsjadynnow.com · 07/09/2025this post, in particular, is an @evalamorte.bsky.social appreciation post. vanessa, when you log back into bsky in november, this is about your gameday fit for the first 49ers game of the season. 111
Reposted by Strawbarry Bondsjadyn. @itsjadynnow.com · 23/07/2025me and the wife and then her commentators become members of the church. @evalamorte.bsky.social (she might check this app and see this in like october) 031
Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Imagine hating me and I’m just out here in my mc hammer pants geekin’ for baseball season and these big balls. 160
Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 09/02/2025*flirting* Damn you’re hella dumb if you want either of these teams to win. 👀 250
Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 27/01/2025Football is like dating cause I can’t believe I let another team I don’t even like let me down…. 160
Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 25/01/2025media.tenor.coma man with a beard and glasses is wearing a blue shirt and giving a thumbs down sign .ALT: a man with a beard and glasses is wearing a blue shirt and giving a thumbs down sign . 060
Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 24/01/2025I love women who love sports because they are either thinking about sporting events, skincare or dismantling the entire Baseball Hall of Fame because Barry Bonds hasn’t been inducted. 2124
Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Blocked a man for saying “I’m not familiar with Tim Lincecum” I’m not fucking around in 2025. Get it together. 070
Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 22/01/2025I …. And I can’t say this enough…. Fucking miss baseball. 281
Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Wdyfm Ichiro Suzuki wasn’t unanimously voted. That’s ridiculous.media.tenor.competer griffin from family guy is sitting at a table with a plate of food .ALT: peter griffin from family guy is sitting at a table with a plate of food . 070
Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Coffee withdrawals are what I imagine death feels like. 😭 010
Reposted by Strawbarry Bondsjadyn. @itsjadynnow.com · 21/01/2025Y’all go follow my wife now that she’s committed to this app. 131
Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 21/01/2025I’m alive. Recovery was hard. But I’m back to my nonsense and back to traveling. Thanks to everyone who reached out. ILY ♥️ 1160
Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 21/01/2025It’s time to start by planning the game day fits. 🙂↕️ 070
Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 21/01/2025@bsky.app has the chance to be decent and get huge now that every other major social media is being so shady. Please don’t foresake me. 🙏 1100
Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 21/01/2025I really miss being able to doom scroll on twitter for funsies. 130
Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Who here had already deleted or deactivated that bird app? Who did it after today? 950
Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Stop and hit the bong like Cheech & Chong…and sell tapes from here to Hong Kong 260
Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Idk why, but somehow all this misfortune with my teams is probably my exes fault. Pos. 0140
Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 01/12/2024How we feeling, faithful? #fttb Predictions? Is it still snowing? 480
Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Happy Thanksgiving! And sending love to everyone who isn’t in the holiday spirit. 1270
Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Loser energy Monday. 🫡 Woke up to hundreds of boys telling me to kms. Look Mom, I’ve made it. Happy Monday, bitches. 🫶🏽❤️ #fttb 0262
Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Not me getting limited for my Seahawks post on X. I didn’t even saaaaay anything. What a joke. 670
Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 18/11/2024The way I’ve defended some random chicks who rock with other fanbases from bullying when dudes wanna make fun of them bc I think that’s awful, just to have the chicks turn around and talk shit to me. 🤣 You know what…. Stranger12345 I’m minding my business from now on. 4210
Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Ive talked an exorbitant amount of smack to Seahawks fans who found me on IG. pls don’t forsake me today, Niners. 🥹 #fttb 10331
Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Quote post with a picture of yourself and show the newbies who they’re dealing with 2392
Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 16/11/2024“I have a biting fixation” Literally me to people’s arms or face when I get excited. -a condition. #tysonpaul 3140
Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 16/11/2024My hopes for this fight were so high. Bamboozled again by Paul. Give me my money back. (Doesn’t actually pay for her own Netflix)media.tenor.comIc0niclisa Throwing GIFALT: Ic0niclisa Throwing GIF 0100
Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Fun fact: I come from a boxing family. I grew up watching and participating. Your girl can fight. ….. But I also cry when I watch baby panda videos. Balance. 2171
Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 15/11/2024I’m terrible with screennames. But when I see a Twitter homie arrive and they’re using a pic I recognize.media.tenor.coma group of people are jumping in the air in a room while a man holds a woman 's hand .ALT: a group of people are jumping in the air in a room while a man holds a woman 's hand . 6560
Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Hey @bsky.app …. Can we get an EDIT button. I already messed up. 171
Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Since they want us to think of them so bad. #fucktheseahawks I hope you never get Sundays off. And I hope you step in something moist while in socks. #fttb 1110
Strawbarry Bonds @evalamorte.bsky.social · 14/11/2024The way to piss if a #Seahawks fan is to tell them you don’t hate them bc you don’t think of them. They’re angry messaging me bc I said our rivalry is nothing when compared to others. Please 😂 4210
