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•ᴗ- @evadentz.com · 23/08/2026
me: they diagnosed me with autism everybody: oh wow yes we definitely believe you and hear you! #bekind but did you know you're actually satanic and anything you do that also happens to be a symptom actually isn't and it's just your own moral failings and you are evil and awful and have intent
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•ᴗ- @evadentz.com · 17/08/2026
oops
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•ᴗ- @evadentz.com · 26/07/2026
ok bluesky i want to post here again
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•ᴗ- @evadentz.com · 03/06/2026
congratulations on announcing group chats, bluesky! at this rate we will be fully functional by 2034 and i’m HYPED 😎
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•ᴗ- @evadentz.com · 21/05/2026
at some point i feel like eurovision is an experiment to see how low eurofans/people in general’s morals will go before they feel extremely uncomfortable with being associated with the show and accessing their yearly songslop
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•ᴗ- @evadentz.com · 20/05/2026
BAYBEH [croatian lyrics]
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•ᴗ- @evadentz.com · 20/05/2026
stumbled upon this and its excellent open.spotify.com/track/5fJG3X...
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VENERA
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•ᴗ- @evadentz.com · 20/04/2026
open.spotify.com/track/1Tu5rF...
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Kiss You (feat.Nadia Ali) - Bailey Club Remix
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•ᴗ- @evadentz.com · 19/04/2026
ok why do so many people on shitter have a poo check though. bc i’ve had it out of sheer curiousity in the past when ive had very good engagement and the most i made was like $20. is this all for $20.
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•ᴗ- @evadentz.com · 18/04/2026
same with OEC london i was like my friend is here is this all good and it was all fine 😭 queuing for morning
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•ᴗ- @evadentz.com · 18/04/2026
yes!!! peak orbit era was scary tbh, and i don’t want to be a spoil sport or anything i think it’s amazing to be a big fan of something but if you’re thinking you should soil yourself on dog training mats in public as a result of wanting to be at the front then it’s time to take a step back 😭
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•ᴗ- @evadentz.com · 18/04/2026
you don’t need to be right at the front. you don’t need to be queuing for several hours without food and drink. literally none of that is worth it. why has almost every kpop concert i’ve been to here had to be stopped bc of fainting/the girls pleading people to step back and make room. be normal!
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•ᴗ- @evadentz.com · 18/04/2026
a lot of this will be also down to venues/organisers but there’s always horror stories after kpop concerts (bar Yveschester) here and i feel like. can you not be normal? during my first LOONA concert in LDN we were walking past discarded puppy training pads in the queue. put the parasocialness down.
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•ᴗ- @evadentz.com · 12/04/2026
ily2 🥺🧡
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•ᴗ- @evadentz.com · 12/04/2026
kinda miss posting my face and having my twitter be more me but it’s probably for the best
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a cartoon of brian and stewie sitting next to each other on the sidewalk
ALT: a cartoon of brian and stewie sitting next to each other on the sidewalk
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•ᴗ- @evadentz.com · 11/04/2026
when she won loft story they paraded her around the champs elysees and the public reaction was like france had won the world cup again… after hearing her story i was really really hoping she would get her deserved happy ending - RIP 😞
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•ᴗ- @evadentz.com · 11/04/2026
omfg loana died and i had no idea until now… i am gutted, i watched culte and documentaries on her earlier this year and her story was incredible and i was so upset about how things had become for her, i hope she is at peace now :( what the hell
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•ᴗ- @evadentz.com · 07/04/2026
me growing up adoring summer bc it meant i could be on my swingset or in my hammock or an egg chair or a swing seat and it be completely publicly acceptable #thesignswerethere
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•ᴗ- @evadentz.com · 07/04/2026
i relate to unbreakable kinmy schmidt to a unfortunate degree
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•ᴗ- @evadentz.com · 06/04/2026
open.spotify.com/track/2sqKRY...
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Попытка № 5
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•ᴗ- @evadentz.com · 03/04/2026
everyone has an orange iphone but me. everyone has a netflix series but me. fuck you all
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•ᴗ- @evadentz.com · 31/03/2026
i still feel good about it… but i quit weed a fortnight ago bc i felt like it was making me clumsy and unable to speak properly and making me act silly and embarrassing only to find out (and remember) i was always just extremely clumsy and silly and embarrassing and unable to speak properly #oh
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•ᴗ- @evadentz.com · 29/03/2026
open.spotify.com/track/69c4ge...
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Биология
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•ᴗ- @evadentz.com · 29/03/2026
not the case at all LMAO
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•ᴗ- @evadentz.com · 28/03/2026
EXCUSE ME!!! SEAT IBIZA COMING THROUGH!!! do you not know all the important places I have to be at 10PM???
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•ᴗ- @evadentz.com · 28/03/2026
british people buy a sporty hatchback that becomes their life for god knows why and then overtake you to go 1MPH faster than what you were going
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•ᴗ- @evadentz.com · 28/03/2026
going on 4 years without a substitute people are willing to move to
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a woman is looking out a window with bbc written on the bottom right
ALT: a woman is looking out a window with bbc written on the bottom right
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•ᴗ- @evadentz.com · 27/03/2026
playing hannah montana on the internet is all fun and games until something happens irl that is a little too specific and gives you #thefear
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•ᴗ- @evadentz.com · 25/03/2026
oh Janetaka Nakata open.spotify.com/track/5ZHwII...
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Rock With U
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•ᴗ- @evadentz.com · 23/03/2026
not in a psycho way either i literally just stared at him for a few seconds and he practically melted into his seat. if there’s anything i can use my big stupid existence for its to lock in and #HUMBLE.
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•ᴗ- @evadentz.com · 23/03/2026
i do love being tall/looking sort of mean-ish. bc someone beeped and snarled at me for taking too long at a drive thru when i was literally just waiting for the speaker to come on. so when he parked up to eat i parked in front of him and (just) stared at him and all of a sudden he couldnt look at me
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•ᴗ- @evadentz.com · 21/03/2026
not that i ever think i say TOO too much but i get para. i don’t want to scare anyone away thinking im gossip girl when its just me vaguely alluding to trauma every fortnight
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•ᴗ- @evadentz.com · 19/03/2026
hope it doesn’t look like i’m spineless when i overshare and delete personal dilemmas/problems etc here i am happy to be open about anything and stand by what i say i just panic about the consequences if it was to be viewed by wrong person
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•ᴗ- @evadentz.com · 17/03/2026
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•ᴗ- @evadentz.com · 13/03/2026
the fun thing about being on ADHD meds is that whenever you’re in social settings and someone locks eyes with you they kinda give you a look like YOU’VE BEEN ON THE CHARLIE HAVEN’T YOU meanwhile i don’t even really drink #goodgirl
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•ᴗ- @evadentz.com · 13/03/2026
am i being dramatic or is nothing made for tall people #iamtallbtw
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•ᴗ- @evadentz.com · 12/03/2026
ended up with a bottle of shh… by jade goody and it smells fucking horrible
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•ᴗ- @evadentz.com · 12/03/2026
i was thinking of going for a yaris instead but this was a good find for the money and i thought if i do this im a lot safer bc i kept almost getting crushed to death in my aygo by people in SUVs but then im like well its technically a compact SUV Im part of the problem now
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•ᴗ- @evadentz.com · 12/03/2026
it’s a hybrid C-HR (i got a bigger car bc of my height) but i also do feel guilty about it idk. it projects the logo onto the floor when you unlock it and i screamed when i realised but also that makes me feel guilty bc as cool as it is it is also entirely unnecessary. is that not a bit obnoxious
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•ᴗ- @evadentz.com · 12/03/2026
AUTO HIGH BEAMS… AUTO WIPERS… AUTO ROAD ASSIST… AUTO PARK ASSIST… ok that’s very nice but i also feel like i was okay to do these things too
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•ᴗ- @evadentz.com · 12/03/2026
my new car is cool but it feels very excessive as i have upgraded from a tiny aygo with no parking sensors and now everytime i veer slightly on the other side of the road to pass a parked car my car screams at me and tries to put me back on my side of the road which is a bit much
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•ᴗ- @evadentz.com · 23/02/2026
that’s not to make out like there wasn’t some things done in bad faith but it’s just very interesting.
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3than son reebok o son nike @samoyuhd.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
i fear years of sun content and american-christian grifters have made us forget that in the “good ol days” when “men were men” they were cutting about like this
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•ᴗ- @evadentz.com · 23/02/2026
each series of early big brother being quite homoerotic too. and then boomers talk about how BB is woke now and that they wish they would put normal people in as if there wasn’t gays and trans people in it from the start and it was on CHANNEL 4. the stella has wiped their brain cells
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•ᴗ- @evadentz.com · 23/02/2026
it’s funny to think that like before the 2010s you couldn’t keep british men out of drag btw. like world war ii when we were getting put through a blender the men would be like ok let’s put on a frock and serve elegance. and it was cunt!
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•ᴗ- @evadentz.com · 22/02/2026
they should let me have channel 4 as a treat so they stop commissioning 70 more series of gogglebox and start serving again
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•ᴗ- @evadentz.com · 21/02/2026
especially bc at the moment i am really awful at getting back to people with texts etc… just bc that’s where my heads at but i still find the ability to tweet nonsense and idk if that’s okay bc it’s an escape or if it’s an indicator of me being shitty and i should do better
idk bc this app never works and i can’t even see this image
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•ᴗ- @evadentz.com · 21/02/2026
sometimes the amount i overshare as evadentz feels obnoxious and embarrassing especially bc i have more exposure on twitter and idk if me doing that sometimes is me keeping it real or if it will bite me in the ass and i should just get a diary
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•ᴗ- @evadentz.com · 20/02/2026
NATURAL DAYLIGHT EVERYWHERE
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•ᴗ- @evadentz.com · 20/02/2026
everything is gaudy and obnoxious bring back 00s minimalism. like i get minimalism is annoying when people tell you to be annoyed about it with logos but pick a theme and pick a feature colour and paint those walls white tout suite.
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