•ᴗ- @evadentz.com · 11/04/2026when she won loft story they paraded her around the champs elysees and the public reaction was like france had won the world cup again… after hearing her story i was really really hoping she would get her deserved happy ending - RIP 😞 000
•ᴗ- @evadentz.com · 31/03/2026i still feel good about it… but i quit weed a fortnight ago bc i felt like it was making me clumsy and unable to speak properly and making me act silly and embarrassing only to find out (and remember) i was always just extremely clumsy and silly and embarrassing and unable to speak properly #oh 070
•ᴗ- @evadentz.com · 27/03/2026playing hannah montana on the internet is all fun and games until something happens irl that is a little too specific and gives you #thefear 080
•ᴗ- @evadentz.com · 23/03/2026i do love being tall/looking sort of mean-ish. bc someone beeped and snarled at me for taking too long at a drive thru when i was literally just waiting for the speaker to come on. so when he parked up to eat i parked in front of him and (just) stared at him and all of a sudden he couldnt look at me 170
•ᴗ- @evadentz.com · 19/03/2026hope it doesn’t look like i’m spineless when i overshare and delete personal dilemmas/problems etc here i am happy to be open about anything and stand by what i say i just panic about the consequences if it was to be viewed by wrong person 1110
•ᴗ- @evadentz.com · 12/03/2026i was thinking of going for a yaris instead but this was a good find for the money and i thought if i do this im a lot safer bc i kept almost getting crushed to death in my aygo by people in SUVs but then im like well its technically a compact SUV Im part of the problem now 050
•ᴗ- @evadentz.com · 21/02/2026especially bc at the moment i am really awful at getting back to people with texts etc… just bc that’s where my heads at but i still find the ability to tweet nonsense and idk if that’s okay bc it’s an escape or if it’s an indicator of me being shitty and i should do better 050
•ᴗ- @evadentz.com · 21/02/2026sometimes the amount i overshare as evadentz feels obnoxious and embarrassing especially bc i have more exposure on twitter and idk if me doing that sometimes is me keeping it real or if it will bite me in the ass and i should just get a diary 190
•ᴗ- @evadentz.com · 11/02/2026upset bc i’m remembering when i found the BB5 diary room chair on ebay for £50 and i was gonna buy it but i needed to pick it up and everyone was like oh it’ll be more in petrol than it’s worth so i didn’t have the means to and then rylan clark bought it 080
•ᴗ- @evadentz.com · 28/01/2026and it’s itv so i’d probably be in the house with baga chipz and margaret thatcher and piers morgan and myra hindley 110
•ᴗ- @evadentz.com · 27/01/2026i would love to do big brother but it would have to not be a half arsed visual slop abomination on autopilot regurgitated from the wretched bowels of ITV first… and i’m 26 this year so the likelihood of that happening is becoming smaller and smaller 190
•ᴗ- @evadentz.com · 25/01/2026lisa rinna m&m 5 years ago next year and it’s still my footprint in the sand 2130
•ᴗ- @evadentz.com · 16/01/2026without sounding like oh boohoo i go viral too much sometimes i tweet any old shite expecting it to get like a handful of likes like everything else and then it goes viral and people are mean as hell about it or just insane or just both 1110
•ᴗ- @evadentz.com · 14/01/2026worked out properly properly for the first time since starting my adhd meds last year and i have a migraine 0110
•ᴗ- @evadentz.com · 10/01/2026being in this situation for going on 4 years and still only having the choice between a literal nonce and sexual abuse enabling app and an app with barely any features of the OG that has had the evolution progress of a solo fanmade translation of a niche japanese game saga 3 people made in 1982 170
•ᴗ- @evadentz.com · 08/01/2026imagine devoting your life to a man so much so you go on a tv show and find out he doesn’t remotely know or seemingly like you at all and he has centred everything around himself seemingly out of pure spite or ignorance. and also everywhere looks like this 290
•ᴗ- @evadentz.com · 04/01/2026“congratulations you have won all the midterms!!!! are you going to use your impending victory to put a stop to the slaughter and abduction of innocent civilians?” democrats: 0111
•ᴗ- @evadentz.com · 06/11/2025who up at 5AM writing a email to some random company and zarah sultana pleading for them to give my membership money back 1130
•ᴗ- @evadentz.com · 02/10/2025#traumadump thinking about if my adhd was caught and treated earlier i wouldn’t of been 300 pounds at 16 0120
•ᴗ- @evadentz.com · 30/09/2025LIKE. i was told i would be paid. i don’t care and the tweet flopped anyway. but yeah they blanked me and this shit is heavily regulated here so idk a) how they can do this without declaring it being advertising and b) saying OH WE’LL PAY! and then just vanishing is kinda frowned upon 😭 130
•ᴗ- @evadentz.com · 13/09/2025really excited to announce that 20 million impressions on twitter made me £27 1320
•ᴗ- @evadentz.com · 30/07/2025in a social media way i feel stuck and i think i should probably take a step back and i’m having fun just making slop as a hobby but i am also feeling very perceived (lol) to the point where i think i have spent this month embarrassing myself on the internet. and all the apps are shit 120
