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Strategic Butter Reserve

@euphoria5l.bsky.social
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former philosopher. current astorian. future smart person. health care engineer, just some dude. he/they. go big red. #LGM noodles.chrisrichards.nyc noodle reviews too

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Strategic Butter Reserve @euphoria5l.bsky.social · 32m
yeah sure maybe it looks cool I just don't understand what it's doing on the roads? that's not what driving is. i don't want a car near me doing a barrel roll because the driver thinks he can. i want him driving safe within the speed limit.
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Strategic Butter Reserve @euphoria5l.bsky.social · 1h
This site is just so exhausting sometimes, they're getting what they demanded for years and they're mad about it!
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Strategic Butter Reserve @euphoria5l.bsky.social · 10h
That game must have been excruciating for Dodgers fans and I am delighted they had to go through that experience
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Strategic Butter Reserve @euphoria5l.bsky.social · 14h
...Reid Hoffman? Why? What? Am I having a stroke?
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Strategic Butter Reserve @euphoria5l.bsky.social · 17h
I would want to actually see what the video says specifically since there's only a screenshot here and not even a link to the video tbh
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Strategic Butter Reserve @euphoria5l.bsky.social · 18h
feel like pure shit just want her back
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Strategic Butter Reserve @euphoria5l.bsky.social · 18h
I am on record as thinking the playoff has been dumb since it started
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Strategic Butter Reserve @euphoria5l.bsky.social · 18h
24 team playoff is dumb
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Strategic Butter Reserve @euphoria5l.bsky.social · 19h
it is, as they say, the vibe shift
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Strategic Butter Reserve @euphoria5l.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Happy hour with dancing skeleton? Spooky
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Strategic Butter Reserve @euphoria5l.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
West Virginians...
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Strategic Butter Reserve @euphoria5l.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
everyone loves SQL that's why I don't have to look up syntax every time I need to do something complicated and why I don't reach for the whiskey bottle each time I do it
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Strategic Butter Reserve @euphoria5l.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Bravery counts
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Strategic Butter Reserve @euphoria5l.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
If you randomly fantasize about your Internet shadowboxing foes being permanently unemployable, or worse, I suggest getting therapy and logging off
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Strategic Butter Reserve @euphoria5l.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
i'm considering if it's just a population density chart ...
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I said this in a thread last night and in a thousand threads before it, but you really are doing the work of those who would destroy democracy and the rule of law when you are a doomer. You can be aware of — and vigorously oppose — the lawlessness of this administration without insisting on doom.
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Strategic Butter Reserve @euphoria5l.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I sadly read the whole thing and almost the entire article consists of disjointed musings about how he hasn't read Lonesome Dove but it's a MANLY book for MEN (I just infer he hasn't read it because if he did read it, he totally misunderstood it)
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Strategic Butter Reserve @euphoria5l.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Getting angry at people who are also angry about the terrible thing is this site's favorite hobby.
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Strategic Butter Reserve @euphoria5l.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
that kind of innovative thinking that is not allowed in the NFL. looking at the clock? the jags took like 3 delays of game earlier today and I had no idea why, everyone's lost the ability to understand clocks
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Strategic Butter Reserve @euphoria5l.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
clock management is impossible for highly paid football coaches
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Katherine Alejandra Cross @quinnae.com · 12/10/2026
We'll burn in the apocalypse but at least we'll know we were right, congratulating each other on all being Cassandras. Like the Extreme Onlineness that bedevils the left as a whole, it can only produce soothing inertia.
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Strategic Butter Reserve @euphoria5l.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
as a professional i think software engineering takes care and slowing down but i'd be lying if i didn't find all the fun little vibe coded games and apps that don't matter that people are building fun and cool
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Strategic Butter Reserve @euphoria5l.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I've seen it's so cool, I'm a member so I can just bookmark this and remind myself next time I wander in
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Strategic Butter Reserve @euphoria5l.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You don't belong on this site
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Strategic Butter Reserve @euphoria5l.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"Once the scales fall from their eyes, they will see things as clearly as I do, and see our wisdom and rage as justified and true!" Turns out that people aren't just ignorant of the facts!
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Strategic Butter Reserve @euphoria5l.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
baffling decisionmaking by both the Eagles and Jags, just weird clock management by all involved
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Strategic Butter Reserve @euphoria5l.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
did it work
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Strategic Butter Reserve @euphoria5l.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"We are going for the killshot. You want in?" is a hell of a fundraising pitch, not gonna lie.
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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It is impossible not to notice the rise in casual antisemitism online and in person. If you don’t see it, you’re lying to yourself.
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Strategic Butter Reserve @euphoria5l.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
time to watch nebraska get taken out to the woodshed by indiana go big red
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Daniel Drezner @dandrezner.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
ME: [Posts poll demonstrating Trump is super-unpopular in general, on most issues, and on most personal qualities.] BLUESKY COMMENTER #1: His support is still way too high. BLUESKY COMMENTER #2: LOL it doesn’t matter. BLUESKY COMMENTER #3: America is lost forever.
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Strategic Butter Reserve @euphoria5l.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
the study is basically "if we give people answers, and then take them away, will they do worse?" and the link to AI is just that the method of giving the answers is "we prompted ChatGPT to give the answers if asked."
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Strategic Butter Reserve @euphoria5l.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
if you gave students an answer key to their homework before they did their homework, and then gave them a test on the material, they would do worse than if they hadn't been given the answer key, I'm sure someone's done that exact study somewhere...
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Strategic Butter Reserve @euphoria5l.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
sometimes you see a post that gets all the hit dogs hollering and it makes for a powerful blocking experience
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Strategic Butter Reserve @euphoria5l.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
ASU? Fucking ASU?
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Joystick Jonjo Joystick
ALT: Joystick Jonjo Joystick
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Strategic Butter Reserve @euphoria5l.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
But they were all of them deceived, for another model was made.
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Strategic Butter Reserve @euphoria5l.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
cannot WAIT to play John Company #boardgames
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Strategic Butter Reserve @euphoria5l.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If I were a misinformation journalist in a previous life I would simply not make shit up and spread misinformation
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Cole Wehrle 🔜 Essen @colewehrle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Here it is, at long last: the second edition of An Infamous Traffic. www.kickstarter.com/projects/col...
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An Infamous Traffic: Second Edition
A new edition of the acclaimed game of cutthroat capitalism in the nineteenth century opium trade.
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Strategic Butter Reserve @euphoria5l.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Trying to find a joke involving my hot take that the division between cisleithania and transleithania caused WW1
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Strategic Butter Reserve @euphoria5l.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
you're doing the work of the GOP if you pretend that they've already won and everyone agrees with them
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Strategic Butter Reserve @euphoria5l.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Husker! Power!
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Strategic Butter Reserve @euphoria5l.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The theologians will probably have a better shot
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Strategic Butter Reserve @euphoria5l.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
As someone that is pretty well informed about the philosophy of mind I don't think the philosophers of mind have really put themselves in a position to say much interesting here, tbh
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Strategic Butter Reserve @euphoria5l.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Star Trek: Darmok - His Eyes Uncovered!
ALT: Star Trek: Darmok - His Eyes Uncovered!
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i dislike this thing where people on the left keep saying that people are only ugly because they are evil. michael tracey is ugly because he is apparently trying to grow combover mullet dreadlocks
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Strategic Butter Reserve @euphoria5l.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I raise you
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
there is a certain type of person who believes firmly that the United States is the worst country in the history of time and, like people who believe that the United States is the best country in the history of time, all of their other beliefs flow from that point.
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