patrick @euniceburnsvevo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026just thinking about how I married my best friend who also happens to be the love of my life 🥰 3350
patrick @euniceburnsvevo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026seeing this on a TV screen at our local Blockbuster gave me nightmares for WEEKS 060
patrick @euniceburnsvevo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026gonna go get a breakfast sammie y’all need anything? 3401
Reposted by patrickMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026this reveals SO MUCH about legacy media 1002532517
Reposted by patrickPT Klein @ptklein.com · 02/10/2026What if I get hotter and smarter what then 4729613
patrick @euniceburnsvevo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026East of Eden, the miniseries: Cathy, a woman driven to extremes to maintain autonomy and control due to widespread, violent misogyny East of Eden, the novel: let me tell you about this evil nasty bitch named Cathy 0100
patrick @euniceburnsvevo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Just saw a book influencer say he didn’t like something he read because “none of the characters were likeable,” which…how do you plan to grow and expand your thinking if every protagonist/cast of characters can only be “likeable”? That is such a limiting way to engage with ANY storytelling medium! 0121
patrick @euniceburnsvevo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026listening to Confessions II and it’s making me feel better 180
patrick @euniceburnsvevo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I ate sweets as a coping mechanism and now my tummy hurts 071
patrick @euniceburnsvevo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Performed a homosexual act of charity today: introduced my husband to Drop Dead Gorgeous (he loved it) 1160
patrick @euniceburnsvevo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I find it incredibly depressing and frustrating how many people in my life (personally and professionally), when I’m met with a challenge and seek guidance, recommend I utilize AI in some fashion. Like we are well and truly COOKED if people are ceasing critical thinking this easily at every turn 🥴 3120
patrick @euniceburnsvevo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Celebrating Dolly Day by getting my flu AND Covid AND pneumonia shots tonight, and I could not be more excited to pass out this weekend 😮💨💉 2160
patrick @euniceburnsvevo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Thought Victor was the most annoying faithful but no it’s absolutely Jay. Also — “my wife”?!?!?!?! 010
patrick @euniceburnsvevo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026saw someone post a thirst trap on their story with an Anne Frank quote 0120
Reposted by patrickJon Aldric-or-treat @viennabeef.social · 23/09/2026The internet is going to cannibalize itself in slop and agents and irritating dark patterns and the world is just going to go back to living in our communities because there will be so little joy left of this once beautiful wild system we let a dozen companies ruin. 3444
patrick @euniceburnsvevo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026new Lizzie McAlpine and CRJ albums coming in with impeccable timing to greet autumn 020
patrick @euniceburnsvevo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Learned that Noah Wyle created a huge Lending Library on the set of The Pitt for the entire cast and crew 1130
patrick @euniceburnsvevo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Played mahjong for the first time — loved it! Now my brain hurts. 271
patrick @euniceburnsvevo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Spring Awakening has meant so much to me over the years, first as a musical I obsessed over in high school, then as a performer when I got cast as Moritz. The revival at Seaview is going to hit even harder now. Beyond gutted 💔 0110
patrick @euniceburnsvevo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Nothing’s going to haunt Ed Sheeran’s career quite like “I am not complicit.” This man could not have biffed his landing harder. 1100
patrick @euniceburnsvevo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026every single night, I indeed DO pray my tits are sitting right 020
patrick @euniceburnsvevo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026if you need me I’ll be on the porch with a book and some coffee 2480
patrick @euniceburnsvevo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026If you serve me only two olives with my dirty martini (not 1 or 3) I am legally within my right to **** you 160
patrick @euniceburnsvevo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026intrusive thought of the day: DAMN Walton those GOGGINS 090
patrick @euniceburnsvevo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Running on low sleep, so I know that’s a main factor/contributor, but ooof am I feeling extremely bummed out today. 350
patrick @euniceburnsvevo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026shut up! shut the fuck up this isn’t real get outta my inbox!!!!! 040
patrick @euniceburnsvevo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I’m convinced that When It Happens, we’ll hear about it a good 10-15 seconds before we read about it 070
patrick @euniceburnsvevo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I hate being sick what do you mean one side of my nose is completely stuffed no matter how many times I sneeze stuff out 160
patrick @euniceburnsvevo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026not one half of that gay influencer couple being arrested in May for fraud 290
patrick @euniceburnsvevo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026came home early last night feeling like utter garbage, so it’s home from work sick today 350
patrick @euniceburnsvevo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026every Gay Guy Music Video Night this weekend, some way, better be a tribute to Dolly Parton. 170
Reposted by patrickKyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton's nephew: "She will always love you." 272218267
patrick @euniceburnsvevo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Fuck. I truly thought Dolly would live forever. This hurts so much. 0190
Reposted by patrickMark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 23/08/2026The lines of MAGA attack against both Ossoff and Talarico--"feminine," "beta," "theater kid," "low-T," etc.--are a beta test for the GOP, which is hoping that anti-gay hatred will be their next winning argument. You'll hear "homo" and "faggot" in their 2028 campaigns--and they'll come for marriage. 835071
patrick @euniceburnsvevo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026of course the curls are truly *curling* right before I go to bed 0280
patrick @euniceburnsvevo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I’ve somehow managed to wake up every morning this week with the yassified version of “Feed The Birds” stuck in my head. 010
