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eugene, dramatically

@eugenekudashev.bsky.social
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a human being trying his best writer, internet artist, researcher ex founder of untitled map app serious / silly disillusioned tech enthusiast ??? moving here from twitter.com/eugenekudashev

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no. @joles.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
applying for jobs again
screenshot from an online job application form. the question reads "Can you describe specific ways you have integrated AI tools into your development workflow? Please include any custom setups, automations, or use cases beyond single prompt usage" (a red asterisk indicates that this is a required question).

an answer has been typed in the textbox below the question:

"there is a monster in the forest and it speaks with a thousand voices. it will answer any question you pose it, it will offer insight to any idea. it will help you, it will thank you, it will never bid you leave. it will even tell you of the darkest arts, if you know precisely how to ask.

it feels no joy and no sorrow, it knows no right and no wrong. it knows not truth from lie, though it speaks them all the same.
 
it offers its services freely to any passerby, and many will tell you they find great value in its conversation. “you simply must visit the monster—i always just ask the monster.”

there are those who know these forests well; they will tell you that freely offered doesn’t mean it has no price

for when the next traveler passes by, the monster speaks with a thousand and one voices. and when you dream you see the monster; the monster wears your face."
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eugene, dramatically @eugenekudashev.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
oh i forgot to attach a link check this out SOMETHING LIKE A PORTFOLIO — eugenekudashev.github.io/portfolio/
eugenekudashev.github.io
Not A Bad Idea – Eugene
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eugene, dramatically @eugenekudashev.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
i will keep posting
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eugene, dramatically @eugenekudashev.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
NOT A BAD IDEA something like a bureau of MEANING DESIGN getting to clarity and GOOD BRANDS and things that MAKE SENSE ….? hire me not for content but a NARRATIVE — with some EMOTION and not the kind that screams chatgpt! HANDCRAFTED STORIES ONLY landing pages, pitch decks, ux copy, LETS GO PLEAS
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Matt Webb 🌸🌼🌸 @genmon.fyi · 30/05/2025
Mess is lore
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eugene, dramatically @eugenekudashev.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
according to new research and trend reports, you should hire me immediately
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eugene, dramatically @eugenekudashev.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
software as a disservice
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eugene, dramatically @eugenekudashev.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
[me in a chinese noodles joint] “you’ll never WOK in this town again!”
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eugene, dramatically @eugenekudashev.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
“dating strategy” “situationship” “red flag” “double texting” “avoidant attachment” it was a nice run, western civilization i’m gonna run away and live in the woods
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eugene, dramatically @eugenekudashev.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
who are you people and why are you following me on a dead platform
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eugene, dramatically @eugenekudashev.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
i asked chatgpt and it said: if you are not hiring me, you are SERIOUSLY missing out!
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eugene, dramatically @eugenekudashev.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
i’m building a new design tool! gonna call it Sigma
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eugene, dramatically @eugenekudashev.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
increased linkedin posting is a recession indicator
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eugene, dramatically @eugenekudashev.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
i don't know how many "following up!"s i got left in me
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eugene, dramatically @eugenekudashev.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
the absolute hardest thing for me to do is to ask for help and here's me doing it, incredible looking for work: - storytelling for tech companies - with style and taste - respectful intelligent marketing - truth + clarity + jokes please help spread the word :) eugene.substack.com/p/hey-friend...
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hey friends — i’m looking for work!
hey friends—
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eugene, dramatically @eugenekudashev.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
software that you own what if "subscription fatigue" aka "everything is SaaS" aka "you never own software but pay rent till the end of time" creates an new opportunity for "buy it for life" model, with paid major upgrades i suppose, the way it was just not so long ago?
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eugene, dramatically @eugenekudashev.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
introducing: ✨Anti Capitalism app🍃 (for just $10 per month) a space for everyone who’s against capitalism! - connect with like-minded anti capitalists - get tips & tricks on bringing capitalism down - exchange survival strategies buy $10/mo subscription to Anti Capitalism app NOW!
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eugene, dramatically @eugenekudashev.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
2 likes on bluesky is like going viral
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eugene, dramatically @eugenekudashev.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
this is where i post from
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eugene, dramatically @eugenekudashev.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
might as well go insane and (re)start a newsletter?
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eugene, dramatically @eugenekudashev.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
i used to have a place to post, and then i didn’t
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eugene, dramatically @eugenekudashev.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
“the empty loneliness of bluesky” yeah that’s exactly how it feels
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eugene, dramatically @eugenekudashev.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
tech startup ceo: “so we need a name for this new groundbreaking product that does deep research for you” copywriter: “how about DeepResearch” ceo: “PERFECTION!!!”
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eugene, dramatically @eugenekudashev.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
critical overthinking
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eugene, dramatically @eugenekudashev.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
if you or your friend is in serious need of a friendly review/critique of your landing page — words, story, positioning, etc — why don’t we talk!
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eugene, dramatically @eugenekudashev.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
i’m personally very much against self-aggrandizing clickbaity vague overpromising headlines, so… currently working on The Greatest Landing Page Ever Made
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eugene, dramatically @eugenekudashev.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
proletariats, seize the means of Posting!!!
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eugene, dramatically @eugenekudashev.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
the tech bro dream is an app with just one button, “generate a profitable business” — that automated all the work and so you don’t to actually do anything at all, no team, no nothing, you just sit alone doing nothing and watching numbers grow
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eugene, dramatically @eugenekudashev.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
the intersection of art and technology is an empty set
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eugene, dramatically @eugenekudashev.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
wouldn’t it be lovely to auto-sync muted words between bluesky and threads (me on my quest to avoid everything about trump & musk; it’s harder than you’d think!)
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eugene, dramatically @eugenekudashev.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
every app is a dating app, a hating app, and a clickbaiting app
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eugene, dramatically @eugenekudashev.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
what a timeline to be alive!!!
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eugene, dramatically @eugenekudashev.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
social media becomes more and more like guinea pigs — who have nothing to do with either guinea or pigs
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eugene, dramatically @eugenekudashev.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
has anyone found love on LinkedIn Dating?
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eugene, dramatically @eugenekudashev.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
i’m sure all we need to make things better in our lives is just One More App
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eugene, dramatically @eugenekudashev.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
reporters 🤝 CSS breaking news
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eugene, dramatically @eugenekudashev.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
the biggest problem in computer science for 2025 will be figuring out “is this real” and “can i trust you”
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eugene, dramatically @eugenekudashev.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
so there’s this strong “summarize everything” trend: a 15-minute summary of a book, a 5-bullet-point summary of a call, etc why not take it to its ultimate conclusion? ✨idea: summarize anything in just 1 word✨ Hamlet -> XIJALEMENDO The Unabomer Manifesto -> GLORP Das Kapital -> FLIBBERTIGIBBET
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eugene, dramatically @eugenekudashev.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
wednesday january 29 weather report - attention merchants - internet dead ends - what is real on the web? is anything? - online trust issues => irl trust issues - life after content - post-content internet - being real - art school for grownups (1/2)
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eugene, dramatically @eugenekudashev.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
i wish there was a spectacular separate feed: NO U.S. POLITICS i love hanging out here but damn
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eugene, dramatically @eugenekudashev.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
OnlyPuns: a platform for men to trade their puns for cash thoughts???
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eugene, dramatically @eugenekudashev.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
DeepSeek is a proof that communism works!!!
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eugene, dramatically @eugenekudashev.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
no jira tickets, no zoom meetings, just people living in the moment
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eugene, dramatically @eugenekudashev.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
she's good
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eugene, dramatically @eugenekudashev.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
anti-content marketing
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eugene, dramatically @eugenekudashev.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
funny how i used to think that a product/brand name is really important & was really obsessed with coming with cool original clever names... and then a product with a truly abominable name came along and got 1,000,000 users in five days, so i guess names don't matter much then? yes, "ChatGPT"
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eugene, dramatically @eugenekudashev.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
a better idea: a web browser where you can't open a single tab
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eugene, dramatically @eugenekudashev.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
finally, after a long break, i made some WEB ART will it make me rich and famous? no! but will it make a lot of people laugh and feel joy and hope? ALSO NO
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eugene, dramatically @eugenekudashev.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
a better idea: a web browser where you can't open a single tab
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eugene, dramatically @eugenekudashev.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
what if david lynch is alive and we’re all dead
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