eufalconimorph.bsky.social @eufalconimorph.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I was told cylinders must not be harmed. 000
eufalconimorph.bsky.social @eufalconimorph.bsky.social · 08/10/2026shawnsmucker.substack.com/p/please-use... is one of my favorite works about this sort of problem.shawnsmucker.substack.comPlease Use AIBe sure to use AI when making 000
eufalconimorph.bsky.social @eufalconimorph.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The #BirdOfTheDay theme is #BlueWater, birds surrounded by Blue Water. #birds #photography #wildlife #nature The ring-billed gull is a C-gull, an organic bird that programs in C. Unlike an e-gull, those are electronic. #programming #birding #dadjokes 0111
eufalconimorph.bsky.social @eufalconimorph.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Then the Leguminati will punish you until you do. 000
eufalconimorph.bsky.social @eufalconimorph.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Try this next time your spouse asks for help! 010
eufalconimorph.bsky.social @eufalconimorph.bsky.social · 07/10/2026My fuel bills are already high enough, thanks. 000
eufalconimorph.bsky.social @eufalconimorph.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Zombie Margaret Thatcher, obviously. 000
eufalconimorph.bsky.social @eufalconimorph.bsky.social · 02/10/2026.uk is a country code top level demesne, but .de is a country code top level domain. 010
eufalconimorph.bsky.social @eufalconimorph.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Demesne and domain sound the same. English is unrepentant. 1066 ruined it, and it'll never recover. 111
eufalconimorph.bsky.social @eufalconimorph.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I'm sure there's some joke about isogenies between CIE-LAB and DCI-P3, but it'd be too nerdy to be safe for work even if clean! 000
eufalconimorph.bsky.social @eufalconimorph.bsky.social · 30/09/2026That's because it takes years to figure out how to count some of those songs. 000
eufalconimorph.bsky.social @eufalconimorph.bsky.social · 27/09/2026As an anthropomorphic airplane, you should know not every area has good internet connectivity. Locally-downloaded DRM-free audio files have no such restrictions. 000
eufalconimorph.bsky.social @eufalconimorph.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Discriminating against people on the basis of immutable characteristics instead of their choices is evil. Don't. 000
eufalconimorph.bsky.social @eufalconimorph.bsky.social · 26/09/2026A sandbox is a short, wide box filled with sand. Even young kids can get out on their own by crawling over the edge, or standing up and walking. If the responsible adult stops watching them, any child can trivially escape a sandbox. It's the perfect metaphor for OpenAI's security controls. 092
eufalconimorph.bsky.social @eufalconimorph.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Today's #birdoftheday theme is #raptors. #redtailedhawk. Since I cropped out my own watermark here, CC-By-SA 4.0 Intl. ©2021 C.H. Mitchell 0638
eufalconimorph.bsky.social @eufalconimorph.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Waiting for CPU's variable clock speeds to be controlled in a data-dependent fashion… 000
eufalconimorph.bsky.social @eufalconimorph.bsky.social · 13/09/2026SipsTea isn't even about tea. 'Tis a silly place. 001
eufalconimorph.bsky.social @eufalconimorph.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I have turned off the power. Machine halted. 010
eufalconimorph.bsky.social @eufalconimorph.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Anyone who calls a request an 'ask' should usually be ignored. 110
eufalconimorph.bsky.social @eufalconimorph.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Well, I can see an argument for "Mary" and "Marry" being nearly identical, because there's no stop indicated in "rr". 000
eufalconimorph.bsky.social @eufalconimorph.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Produce something that doesn't take brain. 010
eufalconimorph.bsky.social @eufalconimorph.bsky.social · 02/09/2026"Today's #BirdOfTheDay theme is #ItsAllWhite, The Alt theme is #RedHeads" 0140
eufalconimorph.bsky.social @eufalconimorph.bsky.social · 02/09/2026All our gods act human because that's all they are. 020
eufalconimorph.bsky.social @eufalconimorph.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Me try be grug-brain developer. 030
eufalconimorph.bsky.social @eufalconimorph.bsky.social · 30/08/2026And "cloaca" is gender neutral, but in bird context is gender neutral! Wait… 020
eufalconimorph.bsky.social @eufalconimorph.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Butterfly‽ Not even class Aves, let alone the correct clade. Eufalconimorphae, it's the plural of my username! 000
eufalconimorph.bsky.social @eufalconimorph.bsky.social · 28/08/2026But amos, it's a system that operates, where "operates" is defined as "having better uptime than GitHub" 000
eufalconimorph.bsky.social @eufalconimorph.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Agentic AIs suck, I want gentic AI. Damn frontier providers, taking away capabilities. 010
eufalconimorph.bsky.social @eufalconimorph.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Biden loves his son for some reason other than the purity of greed. He asks not how much money his son can make for him, but instead freely provides aid. What can that be called other than corruption? He has clearly fallen from the path of our Lord the Profit! 020
eufalconimorph.bsky.social @eufalconimorph.bsky.social · 23/08/2026The constitution that vests all executive power in one person? 000
eufalconimorph.bsky.social @eufalconimorph.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I do keep the doors to my house locked, but they unlock from the inside and I have the keys so I'm not sure it counts. 010
eufalconimorph.bsky.social @eufalconimorph.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I largely agree. Though I prefer vi to using awk's NR directive to edit files by replacing the contents of specific lines. TUIs are well-suited to some tasks, but they're rarely as nice as GUIs, they just work in more restricted environments. 000
eufalconimorph.bsky.social @eufalconimorph.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Jeweled eagles woven into your hair? Recreated the votive crown of Recceswinth from the Treasure of Guarraza? Or less Visigoth, more flying buttresses and gargoyles late middle ages? 110
eufalconimorph.bsky.social @eufalconimorph.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I love the idea of Nix. I hate the syntax, though it's better than Guix's. I hate the monorepo with both the stdlib and lots of packages. Nix should have been a Prolog variant, not a full functional language hacked into JSON. I still prefer NixOS to any other distro. 020
eufalconimorph.bsky.social @eufalconimorph.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Enhanced Graphics Adapter. Retrocomputing and cryptography research go together like peanut butter and bricks. 000
eufalconimorph.bsky.social @eufalconimorph.bsky.social · 19/08/2026> Please... idk, ask a friend? Friends don't let friends use Windows. 030
eufalconimorph.bsky.social @eufalconimorph.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Ravens aren't crows. They're both corvids. Saying a raven is a crow is like saying a jackdaw is a crow, and that summons Unidan. Here's the thing… 000
eufalconimorph.bsky.social @eufalconimorph.bsky.social · 18/08/2026In the UK (ISO) a buzzard is any hawk of genus Buteo. In the US (ANSI) it's any vulture, particularly genus Cathares. So it's an important distinction, they're very different sizes! 130
eufalconimorph.bsky.social @eufalconimorph.bsky.social · 18/08/2026The same reason people in North Korea don't remove their government. 000
eufalconimorph.bsky.social @eufalconimorph.bsky.social · 18/08/2026If you finance birth control, it's morning Afterpay. 000
eufalconimorph.bsky.social @eufalconimorph.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Fishing boats are money pits in *any* economy. 010
eufalconimorph.bsky.social @eufalconimorph.bsky.social · 17/08/2026If you had some really big pieces of fabric, and you tied rope to a Supermarine Swift fighter, and used it as a giant needle to sew some huge clothing, then you'd be a Tailor in a Swift. 000
eufalconimorph.bsky.social @eufalconimorph.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Funnily enough, I hung myself. Can't advise it, it's not a fun thing to recover from. Vomiting into your own lungs sucks. Got very lucky not to have any permanent damage aside from tracheotomy and percutaneous endo-gastric tube scars. Most people don't have such mild results. 020
eufalconimorph.bsky.social @eufalconimorph.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Corn security in the automotive sector. 000
eufalconimorph.bsky.social @eufalconimorph.bsky.social · 14/08/2026No, they do. Look again. Those are noses. Where they went, they don't need eyes to see. 020
eufalconimorph.bsky.social @eufalconimorph.bsky.social · 14/08/2026“Today's #BirdOfTheDay theme is #Warblers, any of the Warbler Species. The Alt theme is #Ducklings, any Duckling will do.” 1172
eufalconimorph.bsky.social @eufalconimorph.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Hi! I'm hanging. Alternatively, Hi! I'm a colloid cyst of the interventricular foramen of Monro. 000
