E.T. Lyons @etlyons.bsky.social · 21/03/2025sometimes i let myself think my #cat is staring adoringly but more often he's studying me like a bug in a jar, or watching as a bored, disappointed ancient deity. 0140
E.T. Lyons @etlyons.bsky.social · 20/03/2025uh-oh she has “I have emotional motion sickness. somebody roll the windows down” stuck in her head again. 040
E.T. Lyons @etlyons.bsky.social · 20/03/2025how can anyone be expected to work under these conditions (she’s been following me with her ball for hours lol) 1120
E.T. Lyons @etlyons.bsky.social · 20/03/2025oh hey we made it to spring. (i have cut my hair and gone back to the woods.) 3180
E.T. Lyons @etlyons.bsky.social · 19/03/2025i once again screamed like janet leigh in psycho when my cat tried to climb in the shower this morning. forgot he does that. 180
E.T. Lyons @etlyons.bsky.social · 15/03/2025remember one day this'll all be over. hope that helps! 281
E.T. Lyons @etlyons.bsky.social · 14/03/2025[about one of the most pathetic men to ever exist] he's my depressive goblin nightmare boy 🥹 020
E.T. Lyons @etlyons.bsky.social · 14/03/2025some of them had cameras! (I would find a way trust me ahaha) 000
E.T. Lyons @etlyons.bsky.social · 14/03/2025I just started reading Kyle Chayka’s “Filterworld: How Algorithms Flattened Culture” and find it fascinating so far. Maybe it’d be of interest to you too! 010
E.T. Lyons @etlyons.bsky.social · 14/03/2025I do totally understand that wondering about social media though! It’s wild territory for us as a planet and species & there’s so much we still don’t understand about the long term impact, individually and globally. We might not even start to properly understand it in our lifetimes. 110
E.T. Lyons @etlyons.bsky.social · 14/03/2025I would share examples but I was thinking more generally in terms of streaming platforms like Netflix or Hulu automatically playing a show it wants after I finish something. Kind of a hyperbolic joke about me getting hooked on low quality tv 😅 240
E.T. Lyons @etlyons.bsky.social · 14/03/2025(I will be going back to my fake speed immediately. Not enough enrichment if I catch him too fast). 250
E.T. Lyons @etlyons.bsky.social · 14/03/2025I only ever jog when I play chase my cat around the house but today I actually ran after him. He stopped in utterly confused horror, like he was watching an enemy boss transform. That’s right, Oscar. I’ve been fast this whole time. Whatcha gonna do now? 2160
E.T. Lyons @etlyons.bsky.social · 14/03/2025autoplay on streaming services has taken me to some dark places 360
E.T. Lyons @etlyons.bsky.social · 13/03/2025full on other socials (we deserve more than a minute 🦋, just sayin' 👀) 020
E.T. Lyons @etlyons.bsky.social · 12/03/2025he should have gotten a nomination for something on “toilet baby” alone smh 010
E.T. Lyons @etlyons.bsky.social · 12/03/2025petition for Walton Goggins (aka Baby Billy) to host Bible Bonkers after the Righteous Gemstones ends. 1131
E.T. Lyons @etlyons.bsky.social · 11/03/2025[me for no reason at all today] hmm i wonder how many times I’ve seen that “Cry Baby” Natalie Portman Dior commercial thoroughout my life. 220
E.T. Lyons @etlyons.bsky.social · 11/03/2025could i name my first born vertebrae or is that too much 100
E.T. Lyons @etlyons.bsky.social · 11/03/2025had a nightmare about catholic school again last night smh 161
E.T. Lyons @etlyons.bsky.social · 11/03/2025[watching any season of White Lotus] damn the yelp reviews for this place would be wild. 040
E.T. Lyons @etlyons.bsky.social · 11/03/2025if anything happens to Belinda or her son in the White Lotus, i'm going to riot. 010
E.T. Lyons @etlyons.bsky.social · 11/03/2025there's too much good television out right now. can't they give us some of this content in the dead of winter when we're all depressed and stuck inside. 260
E.T. Lyons @etlyons.bsky.social · 10/03/2025if someone could dump a large bucket of icy water on my head that would be great. thanks. 330
E.T. Lyons @etlyons.bsky.social · 10/03/2025🔗: leftoftheprojector.com/episode/a-re...leftoftheprojector.comA Real Pain (2024) with E.T. Lyons - Left of the ProjectorI'm joined by E.T. Lyons to discuss Oscar winning A Real Pain. E.T. Lyonshttps://beacons.ai/etlyons https://www.instagram.com/e.t.lyons/https://letterbo... 030
E.T. Lyons @etlyons.bsky.social · 10/03/2025had a grand time chatting with Evan about the now Oscar-winning 'A Real Pain' on @leftoftheprojector.com. We get into generational trauma, travel, coping mechanisms, screenwriting, Culkin & Eisenberg's great performances, and more. 🔗 to the episode, and to the many more on other great films, below. 191
E.T. Lyons @etlyons.bsky.social · 08/03/2025(this is not a cry for help btw. i'm replaying cyberpunk 2077.) 040
E.T. Lyons @etlyons.bsky.social · 08/03/2025not your crowd, not your noise. see you in the next life friend 🤘 240
E.T. Lyons @etlyons.bsky.social · 08/03/2025i’ll be excitedly pulling out my phone to find the right meme like they used to whip out these bad boys to find the right track 180
E.T. Lyons @etlyons.bsky.social · 08/03/2025will never get over the quiet devastation that pervades everything in Succession 110
E.T. Lyons @etlyons.bsky.social · 07/03/2025google search. st. patrick's day t-shirt that isn't culturally insensitive, or offensive, or tacky, or ugly, or somehow vaguely unsettling— 250
