Etims get together and sigh a lot as they look back at a terrible week for all Celts. They look at the utter Clusterfuck that is our current reality.  They review recent games and ponder on the no-shows by our team and Management. They contemplate what are the problems and what could be the solutions. Its a sad state of affairs for sure...but will change come, and if so, how soon?

Etims get together to talk  about everything since that 2nd half vs Lask! They look at the non performance They look at Europa League draw They look at the impact on signings They look at the latest incoming players. They discuss outgoing players, especially the end of the Japanese Bhoys as Reo exits too. They discuss U21s and Youth development They pay tribute to a true Scottish Heroine of Football! They discuss latest Fine and  No away fans at Rangers games They look towards the Top of the Table clash! Theres even a Music challenge throughout! Phew!

Hector, Ralph, Karen join Desi to reflect on a wonderful Champions League win and a lot more besides. They herald the new superstars in the Hoops and reflect on how some folk maybe arent even being missed just yet! They look at the potential this squad has and how well everyone is making a contribution. They look forward to next weke and beyond and wonder just what will the rest of the Transfer WIndow hold.  They look at the good and bqad news for the Celtic Womens side too

Its Four daze in One Season Time! Etims review various aspects of a crazy almost unforgettable season in a special Supplementary Podcast. They salute the Heroes and mock the Villains...which is how it should always be!

Etims get together to discuss The Scottish Cup Final, The salute an amazing Double . They look ahead and consider the big question...whats next...and who is next?

ETims get together to salute the Heroes who pulled off a sensational Title win after a Season sent to try every one of us. They  talk prematch nerves They discuss the Hearts Just Fall Down Tactics They talk about the goals and how they felt inside and outside the Stadium. They discuss Maeda, MON and the Super Subs and Tactics that won the League. What a day! What a season!

Desi, Hector, Ralph and Monty get together to discuss the latest non eventful game in this surprise free Season. Oh What a night! Has anyone including Kris Boyd recoved? They talk about the Motherwell game, that penalty and the sensational VAR Meltdown around the football world. All hail John Beaton and Andrew Dallas, those good Celtic men! They look towards Saturday and all the possible outcomes, praying for the best...a sad wee Derek McInnes.

Monty, Hector, Ralph and Desi get together to talk about gubbing the Huns They discuss the MON curveball line ups. They review the opening spell and going behind. They chat on the wonderful goals to seal the points for the good guys. They talk and talk about Maeda and his wonder goal(s). They look forward to Wednesday and the trip to Motherwell. 2 games to go...its the men right up against the wire time!

Hector, Ralph and Desi get together to talk about "The Celtic". Its approaching halwayish in the Split, 2 wins, 3 matches left and now its Go Time! They discuss recent games and look ahead to the next game against the Huns. They look at Hearts and their challenge and challenges. They even discuss Who is the Ultimate Celtic sidekick....just don't ask Ralph to explain!

The guys get together to discuss the Holy Shitballs that was the (eventual!!) 6-2 win over St Mirren in Sundays cup game. They discuss the ever baffling Team selection process. They discuss born again Duracell Daizen. They hail Super Tony Ralston and some guy called Ian Nacho. They look ahead and consider the Split games ahead. Theres even a Quiz! Oh and Hector and Monty having a slight difference of opinion!

Hector and Desi talk about the latest shambles that is Season 25-26 They discuss Araujo and Big Tams absences. They look at Tannadice and all that happened there, and didnt happen! They discuss recent Green Brigade chats and information on the ban and any hope of progress. They welcome the new signing by the Board! They look ahead to facing Elvis at Dundee!

The Team get together to discuss an amazing Away Campaign resulting in that shocker at Ibrox A match shocking on so many levels! They discuss the loss of players and the emergence of others! They talk about a Team finding spririt and dig and how new heroes are emerging  for us to love! They look at the post match debacle and wonder who see themselves as the real winners in all this? They look ahead and talk about the Green Brigade ban running on and why we should all be concerned!

Hector, Ralph, Karen, Monty and Desi get together to discuss all things football in the world of Celtic. They look at the late goals which have dried up! They look at the big win in Stuttgart. They look at who should play in goals! They look at the Enigma that is Benji the super goal scoring ghost! They look ahead to Ibrox and Pittodrie and beyond!

Desi, Karen, Monty, Ralph and Hector get together  for a non football special chat. They discuss the Fans and the Board and all the goings and not going anywheres of recent times. They consider the options and they look ahead at possible outcomes.  It all gets a bit messy...which seems rather apt!

Etims get together to discuss The Transfer Window and there is quite a difference of opinion on that thorny subject. They look at the new Loan arrivals and also the recent departures as well as the non departures and the reasons they are still at Celtic. They consider the impact a signing of Alex Oxley-Chamberlain could potentially make if it actually comes to fruition. They look at the next fixtures and the Boycott proposal as well as the Referee problem in Scotland! They discuss Brian Wilsons interview and questions the Celtic's Board intentions moving forward.

Hector, Ralph and Desi discuss the Bologna and Hearts 2-2 draws, both with 10 men! They wonder will the Board back Martin or leave him out to dry? They look at our January Window, or lack of it, so far and look ahead to the next 8 days. Where will it end well?...only Michael Nicholson knows!

The Team get online to discuss the departure of Wilf and the arrival of Martin..again! They discuss the hell of Wllfs 33 days and look forward to what may lie ahead...good and bad! They discuss the changes of Tisdale OUT and Bell Walker IN and consider where do Celtic go next as a Club. They discuss Europe and the League and how its a race to the line!

The Team get together to discuss this years Etims Awards 2025 - The Sigh Inducing Statement - Worst Performance - The Highlight - The Disappointment - Exit  - The Yoyo Knickers (Up and Doon) Award! - The On No Kaspar Award! - The Guess Who is Back Award - Celtic Manager of Year - Player of the Year - Goal of the Year - Celeb Tim Award - Online Tim - El Cunto Award They are hotly contested, and there is an even hotter argument midway through which isn't Awards related, and all the winners are sure to have people asking "Really?"

Etims get together to talk about Wilfried Nancy - his arrival and quite possibly his departure. They pay Tribute to John 'Dixie' Deans. They reflect on where MON left us and where Wilfried has subsequently taken us! They look in detail at Hearts, Roma and especially the League Cup Final Defeat by St Mirren. They have a NANCY or NONE SAY Quiz to try and lighten the mood! They wonder just where this will end up...its Oh Mammy Daddy Time CSC!

Hector, Ralph, Desi and Monty get together to discuss a mad few days...from Ireland's impressive exploits, Scotland's shockeroonie and then that AGM! They discuss the World Cup exploits and joy at watching those games.  They look at Celtic involvement in internationals. They discuss the Manager Hiring, or lack of, updates They look at the THE AGM and the developing horror show that is Corporate Celtic Management.  They wonder about the Boards end game here and ponder how this might all impact the team on the park.

Hector, Desi, Monty, Richie I am Jolly talk about the last week of so of the utter whatthefuckery that is Glasgow Celtic. The discuss Montys 9 days of Official Mourning for Brendas exit. They discuss Brendans resigning and Dermots rage. They look at The return of Blessed Martin. The consider the worth of wee Shauny. The look at The Falkirk game and Johnny Kennys goals. They look at the Semi Final eventual win. They ruefully remember the shambles in Denmark on the Clubs 138th Birthday! They look ahead to who could be the next Manager and what is really needed long term.

A packed house discuss the sad state of affairs that is Celtic at present. Hector, NotSoHappyCelticLass, Ralph, Monty and Desi look at where we are, what is coming up and what could be the outcomes over next few weeks and beyond for the Team, Manager,  Fans and Board! From The Dundee no-show to the Sturn Graz fightback to the battering at Tynecastle and then towards Falkirk, Huns and Hampden and more Europa!. In all honesty, it aint a jolly listen given the current state of affairs but maybe things will work out...!

Etims get together to discuss the recent Board & Celtic Fans Collective Meeting.   They look back on how we got this far and look into the future and what may come. They dissect the Minutes and what they say, might say and dont say! There even a shock guest that no-one expected, in fact 2!

Ralph & Desi get together to discuss a few Sliding Doors moments recently for Celtic. Could the Braga game have been oh so different if that goal hadnt been chopped off? Could the Braga game have been oh so different if Kaspar wasnt doing some daft twisty thing? Could it be a new dawn for our new Bhoys after that last 20 mins vs Motherwell? Could the Fans and the Board have healed the rift or has that chance now gone ? Could the League Cup Final have taken on a new twist with Russell Martin Departing? These and many more questions asked and answered!

Hector, Monty and Desi talk about a very interesting 2 weeks: - They look at The Fans recent Meeting and action and the future potential there. - They look at The board utter fuckupery. - The consider Brendans Press conference and what that may mean for a certain someone or someones. - They look at The Weekend, both at Ibrox and especially Rugby Park, - They Salute our new Bhoy Beaton and that Penalty call and Mr Balls of Steel of course! - They look ahead to the 2 Cups..League and Europa and beyond. - And yes, they discuss swimming in Loch Lomond in September!

** Latest Sept 2nd Pod : Reloaded  & renamed after naming error ** Desi is joined by Hector, Monty and Karen (@HappyCelticLass on Twitter) to talk about the Weirdest Week ever for Celtic Football Club, The talk about how everything that could go wrong DID go wrong and they wonder just who if any WASNT at fault! They discuss the Champions League exit, The Hun no show draw and the absymal transfer Window. They wonder just what is next and consider certain peoples futures!. On a brighter note, they got to celebrate the Celtic Womens Team doing well so far this season

** Reloaded  & renamed after name offence mistake ** Desi is joined by Hector, Monty and Karen (@HappyCelticLass on Twitter) to talk about the Weirdest Week ever for Celtic Football Club, The talk about how everything that could go wrong DID go wrong and they wonder just who if any WASNT at fault! They discuss the Champions League exit, The Hun no show draw and the absymal transfer Window. They wonder just what is next and consider certain peoples futures!. On a brighter note, they got to celebrate the Celtic Womens Team doing well so far this season!

Desi is joined by Hector, Monty and Karen (@HappyCelticLass on Twitter) to talk about the Weirdest Week ever for Celtic Football Club, The talk about how everything that could go wrong DID go wrong and they wonderjsut who if any WASNT at fault! They discuss the Champions League exit, The Hun no show draw and the absyman transfer Window. They wonder just what is next and consider certain peoples futures. On a brighter note, they got to celebrate the Celtic Womens Team doing well so far this season!

Ralph, Monty and Desi get together to talk about the shambles that are Celtic at the moment. They ask "Just what the fuck is going on?" and try and find a few answers! They wonder "Are the fans the wean caught between 2 parents heading for a divorce?" Theres Fitbaw talk, Rants, Complaints and even some helpful suggestions through a packed 90 minutes! Maybe not one for  the Optimist CSC members mind!

Ralph, Hector and Desi with an early introduction to the New Season. They take some time to salute John Clark and John Fallon who passed away recently. They talk about the REAL reason lost the Scottish Cup Final to Aberdeen. Its a shocker| They discuss Hectors love for a Kneecap gig and the impact it had on his knees! They ask does Preseason matter to anyone, really? They then discuss the horror show that is Celtic comings and goings, The signings, or lack of. They look at the Board and the Structure and the fact of how can we can go through every single year without fail? Ralph also goes missing and the Prizes are handed out in the Predictor Sweepstake. *Jersey Image courtesy of  PGLA117u/PGLA117 on Reddit

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Desi, Hector and Ralph are joined by Karen aka HappyCeltic Lass to discuss the Season that's just been and the Scottish Cup Final coming up. They discuss the Good, the Bad and the Ugly about this Tedius Treble chance Season. They talk about the Womens Team and just where will Celtic take them next? They consider the Surprises of the Season! They talk about their favourite Goals....from Celtic and other sides! There's even a Quiz! Then they move onto the Scottish Cup Final and discuss the coming final and previous Cup final memories! And another Quiz!

The tTeam get together to discuss just how Tedious is it winning all the time? The answer...Celtic fans fucking love Tedium! They also look at the recent Killie and St Johnstone games They discuss the Celtic statement regards Policing at recent Rangers game...and the Green Brigades reaction!..and the expected outcome ( or lack of!) They remember Tom Campbell and wish Pat Woods all the best. They talk about Season Book renewals and value for money when teams like Killie have 70 odd passes in a game. They look forward to Tannadice and beyond. Tedious Episode Image courtesy of J-Bhoy @jbhoy171 on X

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