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Ethan Pants (he/him)

@ethanpants.northsky.social
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East Coast born, Minneapolis living // Ward 1 🐻. Visibly able, white, queer & trans, parent, spouse. John F. Kennedy Profile in Courage Award® winner. My photo is me and my cat looking cute while I’m on the toilet. standwithminnesota.com by @ziibiing.com

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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 11h
Guess that cunt’s getting eaten. One of the best songs ever.
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 06/10/2026
The President of the United States should be arrested and charged with treason for this. 
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 06/10/2026
The President of the United States should be arrested and charged with treason for this. 
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 06/10/2026
He should be [redacted]
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 06/10/2026
Begging the democrats to use this audio in some way.
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m a decent family ancestor sleuth. Let me know if you need a clue searched!
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 05/10/2026
do*
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 05/10/2026
Kicked em out once and we’ll fucking so it again.
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 05/10/2026
Looks like two initials, JF?
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 05/10/2026
Why didn’t someone push?
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 05/10/2026
FUCK ICE
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh, what a start to the morning. I have a nasal spray Sumatriptan that I take for migraines for this exact reason. Maybe you could ask your dr? I hope the rest of the day is 100x better.
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 05/10/2026
Awake at 4:30 the day I drive to a conference in WI. This’ll be fine.
Picture of Nosferatu with his thumb up. Text says “I'M TRYING TO BE MORE POSITIVE.
YESFERATU”.
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 05/10/2026
We had to leave the movie Brave once, the scene with the scary bear. My spouse said she went rigid. Carried her out like a mannequin. (She’s thriving at school 1500 miles away now, it’s cool)
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 05/10/2026
I didn’t go past my knees in the ocean for a few 😅😅
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 05/10/2026
I grew up in Massachusetts, so I got to see Jaws as part of the Friday night movie club at school in 4th grade. I was 10. It was two hours of me like
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Cute Cat's Shocked Reaction
Alt: Cute Cat's Shocked Reaction
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Hide post for me”
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 05/10/2026
I am not even clicking on it to play.
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 05/10/2026
My kid recently said she was terrified of Anastasia, because of the guy who kidnaps her. She used to beg to watch it though! She’s a great horror fan now, and I can see how it started. So many kid movies start out with traumatic violence.
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 05/10/2026
Corner of 22nd and Ulysses in NE!
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 05/10/2026
Years ago, my wife was telling me that nobody would take the half full paint cans I just put at the end of our driveway. As she was talking, somebody rolled up on their bicycle, put two paint cans on each handlebar, and rode away. 
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s ok, you got this!
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 04/10/2026
I only run if someone is chasing me.
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 04/10/2026
❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹 We keep each other safe. Say what you need.
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 04/10/2026
“You never know” is my motto!
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hell yeaaaahh!!!
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fuck Waymo.
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 04/10/2026
Being a mayor in a city where you can’t stand the residents also doesn’t make sense. And yet…
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
If I get hit by one of these, drop my mangled body on the Mayor’s doorstep.
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
Again, a mayor who doesn’t listen to the residents of this city. Why are you even here? What to do do?
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dandyhorse Delivery would work? Use vintage imagery.
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wow, bummer of a start. Hope the rest of the event is better!
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
We got one kid and four parents. Not bad at all!
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
At first glance, this looked like a rock covered in zebra mussels!
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m with her! comeonstrong.bigcartel.com/product/aile...
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Aileen Wuornos - I'm with her
"People always look down their noses at hookers. Never give you a chance because they think you took the easy way out, when no one would imagine the willpower it took to do what we do, walking the str...
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
I stayed at an air bnb with something like this and it ended up being a big piece of plastic and I was so sad.
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you said “fuck ice” today, send a letter. We protect our immigrant neighbors who work rideshare too.
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
I love her sm!!!
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Vince Mpls @vincempls.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oct 2-7 1939: In a direct reaction to the bitter 1934 Teamsters strikes, Minneapolis business leaders hold "Century" celebrations, jumping the gun on the city's actual centennial by 15 years. Civic organizers used the success of this event as a blueprint to launch the Aquatennial the next summer.
Nicollet Avenue in downtown minneapolis dressed in patriotic bunting, signs read "Minneapolis Century" and "World Center of Flour Milling", even though the city had fallen from the world leader 9 years earlier. The parades and street closures were intentionally anti-labor
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
My workplace uses Asana. It has a ton of capabilities I don't f with, but the simple project management stuff is great. You can "subscribe" to your project deadlines on your own Google calendar.
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah I get these. Hope the rest of your day is restful!!
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
North Memorial!
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
Great seeing Mahmoud Khalil speak tonight! Free Palestine, always.
Mahmoud Khalil and Vanan Murugesan on stage.
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is our life.
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
I mean that’s one way.
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sir Brian of house Usore @brian_usore
Why are you always indoors all the time?

Four photos showing a person gesturing to their bed, their video games, their tv, and their fridge.
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
I work at the U and the president makes my salary in a week and a half.
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes, when we can’t stand it anymore, a new world will need to emerge. ❤️‍🩹 A people with nothing left to lose are extremely powerful.
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
Get food! Why deny yourself a simple pleasure? Drink gravy like hot tea. Live!
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Robin Williams: Dead Poets Society - On Desk
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