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Ethan Pants (he/him)

@ethanpants.northsky.social
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East Coast born, Minneapolis living // Ward 1 🐻. Visibly able, white, queer & trans, parent, spouse. John F. Kennedy Profile in Courage Award® winner. My photo is me and my cat looking cute while I’m on the toilet. standwithminnesota.com by @ziibiing.com

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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 8h
I got up early to get to work earlier and now I’m stuck.
Sweet grey and white tabby and snoozing in my lap.
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 21h
I didn’t see anything
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 14/10/2026
I’m constantly searching for pants that are colorful! Everything is sad Werner Herzog wear. We don’t have to live like this.
Screenshot of Old Navy‘s men’s pants selection. They’re all beige, black, navy, dark green. Boring ass, corporate colors. 
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 13/10/2026
Show me a picture from your phone that has your energy but isn’t a selfie.
Kindle and joints.
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 11/10/2026
Sunset date at Francis
Sunset with my spouse on a bike in the bike lane. We are riding to dinner.
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 10/10/2026
Good time to put that whistle back around your neck. Eyes out, neighbors!
Side of a brick building with FUCK ICE! spray painted in white.
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 09/10/2026
Tampa Bay, all the way!
A baseball postseason chart showing Tampa Bay waiting to play the winner of the Chicago Sox and Chicago Cubs game for the ALCS. On the NLCS side, theDodgers will play the Brewers for a shot at the finals.
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 05/10/2026
Awake at 4:30 the day I drive to a conference in WI. This’ll be fine.
Picture of Nosferatu with his thumb up. Text says “I'M TRYING TO BE MORE POSITIVE.
YESFERATU”.
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
Great seeing Mahmoud Khalil speak tonight! Free Palestine, always.
Mahmoud Khalil and Vanan Murugesan on stage.
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sir Brian of house Usore @brian_usore
Why are you always indoors all the time?

Four photos showing a person gesturing to their bed, their video games, their tv, and their fridge.
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
Showing the cover of an album that, to me, is so good, so perfect, I can’t even believe it was made by mortal humans on earth.
Team Dresch: Personal Best
Two teen kids stare at each other as they set to run a foot race. There are people around them, but you can’t see their heads.
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 28/09/2026
What a great app
A screenshot of my notification screen. It says upstream time out. It says I have six notifications, but the screen is blank. 
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 28/09/2026
Home sick with some off duty nurses today:
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 28/09/2026
These are the counties participating in 287.
Screenshot from a spreadsheet. Counties participating:
Cass County Sheriff's Office
Crow Wing County Sheriff's Office
Crow Wing County Sheriff's Office 
Freeborn County Sheriff's Office
International Falls Police Department
Isle Police Department
Itasca County Sheriff's Office
Kandiyohi County Sheriff's Office
Mille Lacs County Sheriff's Office
Sherburne County Sheriff's Office
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 27/09/2026
The glove to the face, July 24, 2004
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 27/09/2026
Attention is the last currency we have. If you are sick of the discourse, you don’t have to add to it. “I hate this article!” as it gets passed around, racking up hate-attention clicks. Look at my beautiful grandma baby cow trash panda instead! There is peace in curating for your eyeballs.
In mid-scritching, I hold my dog’s snout to face the camera. She is 13 or 14, walks about a mile a day, and she enjoys rolling around on her back in the yard.
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 25/09/2026
Trash
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 23/09/2026
Alt text:
Mayor Jacob Frey
350 S. 5th St., Room 331
Minneapolis, MN 55415
Council President Elliott Payne Council Member Aisha Chughtai
350 S. 5th St., Room 370
350 S. 5th St., Room 370
Minneapolis, MN 55415
Minneapolis, MN 55415
Mayor Frey, City Council President Payne, and Council Member Chughtai:
As members of the Board of Estimate and Taxation, we are tasked with deciding the appropriate increase for the Minneapolis general fund, park board, and other associated property tax levies.
In this decision, our core responsibility is to balance the funding needs of public services with the long-term sustainability of city finances.
With this responsibility in mind, we are writing to express our concern about a pattern of unsustainable and unaccountable spending within the Minneapolis Police Department.
Although department-level spending is beyond the purview of this board, we cannot ignore the broad fiscal impacts of recent MPD cost overruns and its relevance to the levy decision at hand.
MPD overspent its 2025 budget by $20 million and is projected to exceed that overrun in 2026.
Next year's proposed budget attempts to account for this pattern by increasing allocations for overtime and recruitment. However, recent overruns are not isolated to personnel, having occurred in a wide range of cost centers including equipment, advertising, printing, and other areas, which altogether suggests a failure of sound budget management and oversight.
Continued failure will have long-lasting effects: MPD overages have consumed savings from other departments and caused a depletion of our general fund balance, which now threatens the city's AAA bond rating. We understand the necessity of properly accounting for previously unbudgeted overtime and recruitment, but we are concerned that without concerted effort to reign in spending, MPD will continue to exceed its budget and imperil city finances.
As leading city legislators and our elected executive, we ask that you jointly commit to formalizing …
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 21/09/2026
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender.
Gay hued Signal app icon shows I have 420 new messages.
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 18/09/2026
Meme of Batman slapping Robin, as Robin is saying “we needed this rain”.
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 18/09/2026
Done
Smallish white dog sits in the middle of a soft pile of dinosaur themed blankets. She looks real cozy. My girl Pearl knows how to snooze!
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 16/09/2026
Never cancelled so fast. Apple TV+ was $5.99 a few years ago. GTFO with this jacked up price.
Screenshot of Apple TV+ email where the price goes up from $12.99 to $14.99.
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 15/09/2026
My mother in law passed away at 1am. Keep Mary in your thoughts as she goes to the next stop on her journey home. ❤️‍🩹
An elderly white woman sits on a beige couch. She has white hair, glasses, and some light makeup on. She’s smiling at the camera. She’s wearing a black sweater with some ugly metal circles around the neck.
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 07/09/2026
A lighter and a box of Birdie’s infused joints on top of my e-reader. The cover for the e-reader looks like a check out card from the library in the 80’s. Everything is sitting on a dilapidated wooden table, even though we bought it from IKEA a year ago. Piece of shit.
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 06/09/2026
Fine, I love my life.
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 06/09/2026
Fine, I’m having fun.
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 06/09/2026
Fine, I’ll go.
Sweet Martha cookie den
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 04/09/2026
Ok, I’ll take it. Close enough?
You talk most like someone from New Hampshire - about 54% of your answers match a typical resident.
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 03/09/2026
City water shouldn’t be this brown. Are they flushing pipes or something?
Pyrex measuring cup with 14 ounces of brown water in it.
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 02/09/2026
Early Red Sox game for those interested..
Screenshot from the start of the Sox/Mariners game. You can see Yawkey Way in the background, people at the pre-game alley to hang out.
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 31/08/2026
She’s just a silly grandma baby trash panda cow skunk pig! With some allergies!
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 31/08/2026
Post your lock screen. Straight chilling, ‘89
My lock screen: a photo of me on a lawn chair, aviator glasses, with a red boom box on my lap.
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 30/08/2026
For Dolly ✨
Two flag poles; one with an American flag and the other with what I think is a diving flag, but it might be Sweden. There’s a building behind them, of apartments. Behind that is a cloudy sky. The flags at half mast for Dolly Parton. 
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 30/08/2026
Same! Gimme the vaxxxx!
Screenshot of my confirmation of appointment. There’s three dumb cartoon Band-Aids inside of a blue circle. The text says good news! Ethan is all set. These visit details have been sent to your email. Get the VAX everybody. 
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 29/08/2026
He loves the Red Sox.
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 29/08/2026
From the sessions?
Bruce Springsteen born to run sessions back cover. Lots of photos of Bruce and Clarence.
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 29/08/2026
Post your getaway vehicle
Peewee Herman’s red bicycle
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 29/08/2026
Pedestrian crosswalk activator thing. There’s a sticker that looks like the Run DMC logo but it says ICE KYS. Haha
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 24/08/2026
My work task today is sorting and organizing 1400+ photos of native and invasive aquatic plants in MN. In fact, it's pretty fun and the photos are gorgeous. Do you know what this is? Alt text for the answer!
Water hyacinth (Eichornia crassipes) is an invasive free-floating plant with clusters of waxy leaves.

Leaves:
Broad, rounded leaves with inflated bases form free-floating rosettes.
Leaves are glossy, and can be up to twelve inches long from base to tip and up to six inches wide.

Flowers:
Showy purple flowers in clusters on a spike held above the plant.
Upper lobe has a darkened spot with a yellow center.

Roots
Long, dark roots dangle below the plant.
Roots are highly divided and feather-like in appearance.

Photo by Rebecca Slater!
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 21/08/2026
Fancy font that says “You are doing great bitch”.
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 21/08/2026
This was my favorite little car ever. In 2000, I t-boned someone in it (not my fault) and EMS popped the top to get me out. 1992 VW Cabriolet!
VW Cabriolet 1992, black. It has the top down. VW Cabriolet 1992, black. The top is up now!
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 20/08/2026
Yes, and I talked back.
Hi, I'm James. We're gathering opinions on the U.S.-Israel relationship and regional stability. Have a minute? Stop2End

We, who?

Just a group of Americans who care about the U.S. - Israel partnership and want to hear what folks really think about it.
How do you see Israel as one of America's strongest allies?

How did a group of Americans get my phone number?
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 16/08/2026
Biking anywhere is better than driving to the same place.
Stop sign with ICE spray painted under the STOP.
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 15/08/2026
A play in three acts, starring an account created yesterday:
My notifications:
Ipcamps.bsky.social @Ipca...
→ Replied to you
Hey fellow comrade.

Ipcamps.bsky.social followed you •

→ Replied to you
and what did Amy do?Screenshot where they say “hey fellow comrade”. I reply “nice try, fed”. A screenshot that shows I am not blocking this user.
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 15/08/2026
Without downloading anything new, where are you at mentally?
A hand holds an orange plate full of hot dogs and buns. The text says “yeah, I have a PhD. A Pile of Hot Dogs”.
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 12/08/2026
Crying, screaming, throwing up: let me help you undertale.jadenthejaded.uk
MY SOUL: KINDNESS (GREEN)
"No matter how many times I got hurt, I never let that make me cruel."

KINDNESS       77%
PERSEVERANCE   69%
INTEGRITY      65%
BRAVERY        63%
PATIENCE       44%
JUSTICE        41%
DETERMINATION  23%
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 12/08/2026
Grey and white tabby cat sings the climax moment of the Whitney Houston version of I Will Always Love You, originally recorded by Dolly Parton. Anyways, hire trans women!
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 12/08/2026
Confident in my ability to properly tennis, I take the court. I smile at my opponent. Serena does not return the gesture. She'd be prettier if she did, I think. She serves. The ball passes cleanly through my skull, killing me instantly
(Replying to)

→ YouGov • @YouGov•7h
One in eight men (12%) say they could win a point in a game of tennis against 23 time grand slam winner Serena Williams yougov.co.uk/opi/surveys/re...
One in eight men think they could take a point off Serena Williams Do you think if you were playing your very best tennis, you could win a point off Serena Willams
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 11/08/2026
Cartoon panels: 
1: Long line of urinals on the wall with one guy at one. Another guy is walking over. 
2: both guys are standing side by side at the urinals, even though there’s a ton of space. 
3: Guy who walked up close to first guy turns his head to first guy and an I VOTED sticker comes out of his mouth.
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Ethan Pants (he/him) @ethanpants.northsky.social · 11/08/2026
Weird, he’s on the mailer I got. I guess I assumed.
•
VOTE AUGUST 11th
for the
on Your Ballot:
DFL Endorsed Candidates
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Peggy Flanagan
DFL Endorsed for U.S. Senate
Ilhan Omar
DFL Endorsed for U.S. Congress
Amy Klobuchar
DFL Endorsed for Minnesota Governor
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Keith Ellison
DFL Endorsed for Minnesota Attorney General
Steve Simon
DFL Endorsed for Minnesota Secretary of State
Zack Filipovich
DFL Endorsed for Minnesota State Auditor
Doron Clark
DFL Endorsed for State Senate District 60
Sydney Jordan
DFL Endorsed for State House District 60A
Cedrick Frazier
DFL Endorsed for Hennepin County Attorney
Irene Fernando
DFL Endorsed for Hennepin County Commissioner
Christin Crabtree
& Collin Beachy
DFL Endorsed for Minneapolis School Board at Large
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