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Ethan Lawrence

@ethandlawrence.bsky.social
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Large Actor. Comedy Man. For work enquiries, other socials and Cameo please check the LinkTree! linktr.ee/ethandlawrence

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CheapShow @cheapshow.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
This week sees the return of Ethan Lawrence to the podcast, and he’s brought his own Price of Shite with him too – So Paul & Eli can focus on fighting! And if Paul doesn’t like it, he’ll edit it out! What a git! Ep 497: Snip Snip www.thecheapshow.co.uk/ep-497-snip-... @ethandlawrence.bsky.social
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Ep 497: Snip Snip | CheapShow
This week sees the return of Ethan Lawrence to the podcast, and he’s brought his own Price of Shite with him too – So Paul & Eli can focus on fighting! And if Paul doesn’t like it, he’ll edit it out! ...
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CheapShow @cheapshow.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Look at these "mad lads"! Tut tut! @e-loud.bsky.social @ethandlawrence.bsky.social
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FINGER GUNS 👉👉 GAMESCOM @fngrgns.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
[FEATURE] Navigating Grief on the Sea of Stars Our friend @ethandlawrence.bsky.social pens this wonderful piece on finding solace in @sabotagestudio.com 's stunning RPG Sea of Stars during a period of mourning. Have a read below; fingerguns.net/features/202...
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Ethan Lawrence @ethandlawrence.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Ahh, good to see Ian finally realising that Starmer is a say anything chancer leading a party of petty authoritarians only interested in power for power’s sake. Lot of people were saying that for years but were cranks and loonies of course. Grass green, fork in kitchen etc
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Becky Holmes hates spinach @deathtospinach.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
This podcast, with @ethandlawrence.bsky.social and Sean Antony is one of the most fun ever! We covered a range of highbrow topics such as what constitutes a hole, why I'm often covered in petrol and me being the filling in a Greg Davies/Rhod Gilbert sandwich www.podbean.com/ew/pb-rp7jz-...
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Episode 35: A Rhod and Greg Sandwich with Becky Holmes
In this, the thirty fifth episode of Shut Up and Answer the Question, the boys are joined by Twitter sensation and online romance fraud expert Becky Holmes to talk scented candles. On the way they dis...
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Ethan Lawrence @ethandlawrence.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
…is it time to check in on how Westarctica is doing?
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Ethan Lawrence @ethandlawrence.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
💔💔
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Ethan Lawrence @ethandlawrence.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
discord.gg/9FdbKamH My podcast has a discord. You wanna interact with us, ask questions and have a fun time? Clicky the linky
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Join the Shut up And Answer The Question Discord Server!
Check out the Shut up And Answer The Question community on Discord - hang out with 8 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.
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FINGER GUNS 👉👉 GAMESCOM @fngrgns.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
THE 300TH EPISODE! Join the FG Pod team along with special guests, actor/excellent human @ethandlawrence.bsky.social along with gaming journo legend, @videogameschronicle.com 's own @scully1888.bsky.social to celebrate this milestone. It's live! Now! fingerguns.net/podcast/2025...
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Ethan Lawrence @ethandlawrence.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Genuinely can’t wait to listen to my favourite centrist dad podcast to hear how completely capitulating to Farage’s framing is good actually/how they are so disappointed that their favourite forensic liberal is actually a say anything prick obsessed with himself and being in power.
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Ethan Lawrence @ethandlawrence.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
So when/if immigration comes down significantly and best case nothing changes/worst case our public services erode even further, what then? What has Mr Forensic got planned for when the racists still aren’t placated and nothing has gotten better? Such a deeply unserious wanker is Starmer.
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Ethan Lawrence @ethandlawrence.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Just checking in: how’s pushing Starmer to the left going?
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FINGER GUNS 👉👉 GAMESCOM @fngrgns.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
[FEATURE] The Raw Beauty of Economy: An Analysis of CLAIR OBSCUR: EXPEDITION 33’s Prologue; GUEST POST: Our friend @ethandlawrence.bsky.social writes this terrific article, describing the devastating impact the opening hour of Expedition 33 had on him. Read below; fingerguns.net/features/202...
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Ethan Lawrence @ethandlawrence.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
SHAMBLES
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Ethan Lawrence @ethandlawrence.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
19 unread messages? Shambles
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Ethan Lawrence @ethandlawrence.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Today I managed a wrestling match. I got properly stuck in. I got chopped. I got clubbed. I got booted in the chest. I got beer spat in my face (all credit to Big F’n Joe). And I fucking loved it
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Ethan Lawrence @ethandlawrence.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I’ve been here a while, I just don’t like it very much. But the addiction to writing pointless words is just too intense
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Ethan Lawrence @ethandlawrence.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Oh yeah, I’m going to start posting here now. I miss typing words and presenting them to no one since giving up Twitter.
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Ethan Lawrence @ethandlawrence.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
“Haha” chuckles the centrist, “you Reform voters are about to find out they aren’t competent enough to run a local council!” Good point. Everyone agrees local councils are run brilliantly under normal circumstances.
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Ethan Lawrence @ethandlawrence.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Just as robust as his commitment to dehumanising Palestinian asylum seekers, eh, Dunt?
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Ethan Lawrence @ethandlawrence.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
No introspection then? As far as I can see, the vast majority of replies are just calling you out for being consistently wrong. I guess if you’re a smug prick that would seem like an attack rather than an opportunity to grow and learn.
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Ethan Lawrence @ethandlawrence.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Ian Dunt here, professional politics understander and performative swear word man, with his brain as smooth as his bald head, moaning about the left being… completely correct about his guy Starmer. This is apparently a greater sin than Starmer being an inveterate liar and fash curious dullard.
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Ethan Lawrence @ethandlawrence.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Ooh, you’re hard. Throwing a paddy because the people you shat all over for years are smarter and more observant than you, a professional politics understander, is so utterly emblematic of your tissue thin politics. Block me, tough guy. Your emperor has no clothes. Cry about it.
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Ethan Lawrence @ethandlawrence.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
I’ve just found out that 100 people have now subscribed to my Substack. I’m really pleased about it because I know it’s a hard sell. My articles tend to take about ten minutes to read and are often me trying to work out what I’m saying as I’m typing. Proud. substack.com/@ethandlawre...
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Ethan Lawrence @ethandlawrence.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Cheers Marc, I will never top it. Thank you for reading and thanks also for your wonderful books!
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Ethan Lawrence @ethandlawrence.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
New article on Substack about Herpes Simplex and Christmas Viewing Figures with a shout out to @20thcenturymarc.marcburrows.co.uk wonderful Nirvana book which he will be no doubt thrilled about. Link to follow below. Please share and subscribe (for free!) open.substack.com/pub/ethandla...
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Of Comedy, Cordon and Cold Sores
How Herpes Simplex may well save the Comedy Industry
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Ethan Lawrence @ethandlawrence.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Fucking. Hell. Will. #AEWWorldsEnd
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Ethan Lawrence @ethandlawrence.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Fucking hell Will #AEWWorldsEnd
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Ethan Lawrence @ethandlawrence.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
New article on Substack. It got away from me. Please read, share, subscribe and enjoy. open.substack.com/pub/ethandla...
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Ethan Lawrence @ethandlawrence.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
I’m currently writing a piece on the degradation of culture and my industry. I just saw an ad for Gemini AI on YouTube and said “oh fuck off Gemini” out loud. These two things are linked.
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Ethan Lawrence @ethandlawrence.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Okay, just over a week until Christmas so time to shake the bucket. I am on Cameo. I make personalised videos For just under a tenner (the most competitively priced actor on there) that’s a perfect gift for the After Life or Bad Education fan you know. Please share. v.cameo.com/e/9sWtQY3apPb
Screenshot of Ethan Lawrence’s competitively priced Cameo
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Ethan Lawrence @ethandlawrence.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Up until embarrassingly recently I thought the Elgin Marbles were actual marbles. Like little glass balls. What I’m saying is I don’t care if we give them back.
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Ethan Lawrence @ethandlawrence.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Some men “of a certain age” are the most thin skinned and humourless crybabies you are ever likely to meet so you can miss me with this “the wokes just don’t get banter” flapdoodle.
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Ethan Lawrence @ethandlawrence.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
If I were Gregg Wallace I would probably stay quiet for a bit around about now. But then I’m not angling for a job at GB News. That’s where this is going, right?
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Ethan Lawrence @ethandlawrence.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Manifesting: I’m available for the recently vacated MasterChef role and I won’t even be a creepy sex weirdo about it.
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Ethan Lawrence @ethandlawrence.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
To be a hypocrite you’d need to have a moral and intellectual floor. They do not have this
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Ethan Lawrence @ethandlawrence.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Hello and welcome to Have I Got News For You, I’m Ethan Lawrence. In the news this week: a turkey reveals to the BBC how it has managed to survive its 12th consecutive Christmas.
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Ethan Lawrence @ethandlawrence.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I think the people who reckon Keir Starmer will resign over their silly petition haven’t considered how arrogant and self righteous Starmer is. You can’t out-petty a mediocre middle-aged white man.
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Ethan Lawrence @ethandlawrence.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Also his shoes don’t match.
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Ethan Lawrence @ethandlawrence.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Alright, I’m man enough to admit it even if you cowards aren’t. I don’t know what that gesture The Rizzler does is supposed to be. Is he telling us to be quiet? Does he need a shave?
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Ethan Lawrence @ethandlawrence.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Ahh back in Glasgow. A city I have been to three times but never spent more than 16 consecutive hours in. Tune in to CBBC tomorrow morning for some madcap fun!
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Ethan Lawrence @ethandlawrence.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Call me a Jaramimmy Corbined champagne socialist leftie liberal transgender wokerati quinoa swampy unwed single mother benefit scrounger illegal asylum seeker if you must. But I do think it’s natural to be a bit concerned that we fired missiles at a hostile nuclear power. Just a bit, mind.
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Ethan Lawrence @ethandlawrence.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Entering yourself?
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Ethan Lawrence @ethandlawrence.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Who organised this though? And why all in the same week?
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Ethan Lawrence @ethandlawrence.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
There’s a couple of these, some true, some surely legend. Chaplin and Parton spring to mind.
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Ethan Lawrence @ethandlawrence.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I can’t tell if it’s just a symptom of the internet collapsing in on itself like a dying star or not. What’s with all the look-alike competitions apparently all happening at the same time?
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Ethan Lawrence @ethandlawrence.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I just about got out of there. I’m quite nippy for a big man
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Ethan Lawrence @ethandlawrence.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
More like I wish I was deaf match so I don’t have to listen to some tanked up lunatics baying for my blood.
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Ethan Lawrence @ethandlawrence.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Martyrs and towering intellects are rarely appreciated in their own lifetimes
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Ethan Lawrence @ethandlawrence.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Last night I stood in front of a crowd of rabid deathmatch wrestling fans and said I prefer real combat sports like Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson. In many ways, I’m more brave than a firefighter or a soldier.
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