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@eternalribbit.bsky.social
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He/Him 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏳️‍⚧️ Hooting. Hollering, even #commissions are open, DM me!

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Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
YEAH His exact words to me were “clive barker is gay. No wonder hellraiser is so fucking horny” like yeah babe absolutely!! Things are really clicking now!!!
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Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My best friend (gay) and i have bonded over our love of horror over the years including various clive barker stories. he just texted me to tell me that he learned TODAY that Clive Barker is gay. I actually can’t stop laughing
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Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I was just talking to my husband about this. i had a complete stranger’s account info, given to me by a friend who’d gotten it from someone who was allegedly fine with any old rando logging on to read DR. I still have it saved in my password keeper. Wild times!
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Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is it just me or is she kinda giving windows xp wallpaper
Rosie, a black and white chihuahua mix, basking in a sunbeam on a grey floor. Her shadow is very dramatic.The windows XP wallpaper image of a black lab lying on a wooden floor.
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Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Told my husband and he said “you got pickpocketed by a SPIDER?!” Like. Why are we surprised. Have you ever met me
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Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Came home & there was a jumping spider in the hallway. Tried to coax her into my hand so she didn’t get stepped on but she was NOT having it. Didnt have much to work with for her to climb on so i was like “Hm what if i give you my wallet?” And folks, she jumped on so fast
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Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Saw a guy walking up the driveway to the wawa in a sort of slow, wavy shuffle that i took to mean he was hammered. But as he approached the wawa he straightened up and seemed to sober up in a matter of seconds. Purified in the divine light of the goose
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Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It was way more difficult than i expected to choose just 9. I love you albums www.my9albums.com
My nine albums
Janelle monae- dirty computer
Hail mary mallon- bestiary
Andrew bird- hands of glory
Linkin park- hybrid theory
Evanescence- fallen
Nightwish- dark passion play
Nickel creek- nickel creek
Sierra ferrell- trail of flowers 
zeal and ardor- zeal & ardor
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Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
STUDIO KILLERSSSSSS i loved that album so much holy shit
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Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
coming over the bridge tonight i saw a smart car with a lift kit and truck tires hauling absolute ass. Gracefully weaving in and out of rush hour traffic. Too fast for me to even consider taking a photo. I yelled NO FUCKING WAY out loud. Gone in a blink. Might have been a dream
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Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
at the book store i worked at this old woman was buying christian fiction in bulk to give to women at her church. She was really rude so i was just trying to get her out asap. Noticed a copy of that book in her stacks (it got mislabeled) & didn’t say anything. Maybe she read it & learned…something
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Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Re: my current slug situation. When i was a kid we had slugs that would come up on the porch at night and eat the dog food. I was obsessed with them and i named them all Henry. No nuance all Henries
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Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Imagine me dancing and twirling around my house while a bunch of snails, slugs, and spiders make me a beautiful outfit
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Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have learned that they are likely coming from our basement bc there is such a thing as a “cellar slug” attracted to wet spaces. Sure man. What the hell. Guess we got slugs now!!
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Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The only access to this room from the outside are the window (no plant life out there) & the hvac duct & i KEEP FINDING SNAILS IN HERE. This is the first slug. I have a plant in here but it hasnt been outside in over a year?? Are they spawning? Crawling up? Help im so confused
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Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I opened my toilet lid and there was a fucking slug on the seat?? Hello??? How did you get here???
A small brown slug with eye stalks tucked close to its body sitting on the rim of a white toilet seat.The same slug on my hand, slithering around curiously
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Camille Laurène @camillelaurene.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I forgot to post my latest one last week. Here's my little pegasus!
A gouache illustration of a blue pegasus with a pink background
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Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Happy birthday!!!
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Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Happy birthday zora!!
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Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Always and i always forget that in the fall especially the weather changes hit me like a bus. I’m sorry it’s getting you too, i hope it eases up soon!!
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Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It was so hard to narrow it down to 9 for the anime but yes Trigun gets 2 slots. No Stargaze does not get one 💕 Also i never finished the skip beat manga but i bought volume 1 at the scholastic book fair as a kid so she’s here bc she was my gateway. Thanks girl!!
My nine manga: Death Note, After School Nightmare, goodnight punpun, loveless,Trigun maximum, witch hat atelier, uzumaki, skip beat!, and the demon ororon.My nine anime:
Death note, Vampire hunter d: bloodlust, dungeon meshi/delicious in dungeon, trigun (1998), Trigun Stampede, wolf’s rain, cowboy bebop, and fullmetal alchemist: brotherhood
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Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN YOUR 20s?!” Well. I mean. I am! For another month!
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Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Today a classmate was talking about how she turns 20 on October 12, and i turn 30 on the 22nd, so i was like “haha i’m 10 years and 10 days older than you” and she looked absolutely horrified & buried her face in her hands
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Wayne's World Thumbs Up
Alt: Wayne's World Thumbs Up
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Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
CONGRATS!!
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Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
True If you’re writing any sort of monsterfucker story and you give them human genitals you are wasting ink and paper and also my time
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Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
At long last i know what my knuckle tattoos will be
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Pam Wishbow @pamwishbow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
trying to whip up some Halloween feelings
Illustration of a ghoul in a cloak with a hood, holding a goblet of something in one hand, the moon in another
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Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don’t honestly know what we can do about the wobbly part bc the floor is so shit in there there’s not a level spot in the room. But whatever i’ll shove some shims under that thing if it means they don’t have to take it out & break it again
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Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ok end of day ??? 1/2 Wall behind toilet re-tiled (they’re coming back…again…to repaint the rest) New toilet installed and functional. It isn’t bolted to the ground properly so it rocks around when you sit down, but i can flush! They even put my bidet back on so i didn’t have to!! It’s almost over
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Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Jaylee this sucks so bad i’m so sorry :(
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Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It sounds like they are dry cutting tile with an angle grinder in there i am scared
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Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So they broke this toilet 4 days ago. They’re just now fixing it despite saying “we’ll be back tomorrow to finish up” 4 days ago as well. Pls god let this saga end today
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Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Thank you thank youuuu!
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Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yes of course i do *squinting, no glasses on* justin timberlake
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Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If you still have nightcrawling…….i would love that one 👁️
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Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Maintenance guy showed up, did not do anything but say “we should replace this whole toilet it’s always been a problem” (untrue) and claimed he would be back tomorrow morning to fix it for real. We’ll see!!!!
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Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
BIG HELL YEAH
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Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Maybe!!! I’m in hell!!!!
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Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
They were supposed to come back today to finish this repair. Have heard nothing. The toilet now has started trying to overflow any time it is flushed. It is not clogged. Thank god we have a second toilet or else i would just burn this place to the ground i am SICK OF IT
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Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh baby, we’ll be unstoppable once we get Feifei’s Turd Trebuchet ™️ up and running!!
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Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Yes, I’m going to start accumulating them like a dung beetle 🪲💕
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Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The toilet doesn’t flush quite right anymore. by the way
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Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
How it started vs how it’s going
A toilet wrapped in black plastic sitting in a hallway it should not be inThe toilet put back in its proper place. The wall behind and to the left of it are freshly hung drywall.
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Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Beautiful work!!
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elemei @elemei.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The Stellar Combustor #friendsatthetable #palisade
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Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Soon i hope :))))
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Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Good morning. My toilet is in the hallway
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Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Thank u big dawg i will try 🫡
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Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Noooo im sorry for your bloody nose 😭 it sucks in here right now!!!
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Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This sucks So Bad i’m so sorry :( hopefully they get it to you soon!!!
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