Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 07/10/2026YEAH His exact words to me were “clive barker is gay. No wonder hellraiser is so fucking horny” like yeah babe absolutely!! Things are really clicking now!!! 010
Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 07/10/2026My best friend (gay) and i have bonded over our love of horror over the years including various clive barker stories. he just texted me to tell me that he learned TODAY that Clive Barker is gay. I actually can’t stop laughing 170
Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I was just talking to my husband about this. i had a complete stranger’s account info, given to me by a friend who’d gotten it from someone who was allegedly fine with any old rando logging on to read DR. I still have it saved in my password keeper. Wild times! 030
Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Is it just me or is she kinda giving windows xp wallpaper 1110
Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Told my husband and he said “you got pickpocketed by a SPIDER?!” Like. Why are we surprised. Have you ever met me 040
Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Came home & there was a jumping spider in the hallway. Tried to coax her into my hand so she didn’t get stepped on but she was NOT having it. Didnt have much to work with for her to climb on so i was like “Hm what if i give you my wallet?” And folks, she jumped on so fast 180
Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Saw a guy walking up the driveway to the wawa in a sort of slow, wavy shuffle that i took to mean he was hammered. But as he approached the wawa he straightened up and seemed to sober up in a matter of seconds. Purified in the divine light of the goose 040
Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It was way more difficult than i expected to choose just 9. I love you albums www.my9albums.com 040
Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026STUDIO KILLERSSSSSS i loved that album so much holy shit 010
Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026coming over the bridge tonight i saw a smart car with a lift kit and truck tires hauling absolute ass. Gracefully weaving in and out of rush hour traffic. Too fast for me to even consider taking a photo. I yelled NO FUCKING WAY out loud. Gone in a blink. Might have been a dream 040
Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026at the book store i worked at this old woman was buying christian fiction in bulk to give to women at her church. She was really rude so i was just trying to get her out asap. Noticed a copy of that book in her stacks (it got mislabeled) & didn’t say anything. Maybe she read it & learned…something 110
Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Re: my current slug situation. When i was a kid we had slugs that would come up on the porch at night and eat the dog food. I was obsessed with them and i named them all Henry. No nuance all Henries 030
Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Imagine me dancing and twirling around my house while a bunch of snails, slugs, and spiders make me a beautiful outfit 010
Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I have learned that they are likely coming from our basement bc there is such a thing as a “cellar slug” attracted to wet spaces. Sure man. What the hell. Guess we got slugs now!! 160
Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The only access to this room from the outside are the window (no plant life out there) & the hvac duct & i KEEP FINDING SNAILS IN HERE. This is the first slug. I have a plant in here but it hasnt been outside in over a year?? Are they spawning? Crawling up? Help im so confused 010
Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I opened my toilet lid and there was a fucking slug on the seat?? Hello??? How did you get here??? 150
Reposted by EmCamille Laurène @camillelaurene.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I forgot to post my latest one last week. Here's my little pegasus! 3463196
Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Always and i always forget that in the fall especially the weather changes hit me like a bus. I’m sorry it’s getting you too, i hope it eases up soon!! 010
Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It was so hard to narrow it down to 9 for the anime but yes Trigun gets 2 slots. No Stargaze does not get one 💕 Also i never finished the skip beat manga but i bought volume 1 at the scholastic book fair as a kid so she’s here bc she was my gateway. Thanks girl!! 020
Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026“I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN YOUR 20s?!” Well. I mean. I am! For another month! 010
Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Today a classmate was talking about how she turns 20 on October 12, and i turn 30 on the 22nd, so i was like “haha i’m 10 years and 10 days older than you” and she looked absolutely horrified & buried her face in her handsstatic.klipy.comWayne's World Thumbs UpAlt: Wayne's World Thumbs Up 130
Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026True If you’re writing any sort of monsterfucker story and you give them human genitals you are wasting ink and paper and also my time 010
Reposted by EmPam Wishbow @pamwishbow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026trying to whip up some Halloween feelings 202924735
Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I don’t honestly know what we can do about the wobbly part bc the floor is so shit in there there’s not a level spot in the room. But whatever i’ll shove some shims under that thing if it means they don’t have to take it out & break it again 021
Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Ok end of day ??? 1/2 Wall behind toilet re-tiled (they’re coming back…again…to repaint the rest) New toilet installed and functional. It isn’t bolted to the ground properly so it rocks around when you sit down, but i can flush! They even put my bidet back on so i didn’t have to!! It’s almost over 121
Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It sounds like they are dry cutting tile with an angle grinder in there i am scared 000
Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026So they broke this toilet 4 days ago. They’re just now fixing it despite saying “we’ll be back tomorrow to finish up” 4 days ago as well. Pls god let this saga end today 250
Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Yes of course i do *squinting, no glasses on* justin timberlake 000
Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026If you still have nightcrawling…….i would love that one 👁️ 110
Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Maintenance guy showed up, did not do anything but say “we should replace this whole toilet it’s always been a problem” (untrue) and claimed he would be back tomorrow morning to fix it for real. We’ll see!!!! 110
Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026They were supposed to come back today to finish this repair. Have heard nothing. The toilet now has started trying to overflow any time it is flushed. It is not clogged. Thank god we have a second toilet or else i would just burn this place to the ground i am SICK OF IT 130
Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Oh baby, we’ll be unstoppable once we get Feifei’s Turd Trebuchet ™️ up and running!! 000
Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Yes, I’m going to start accumulating them like a dung beetle 🪲💕 110
Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The toilet doesn’t flush quite right anymore. by the way 110
Reposted by Emelemei @elemei.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The Stellar Combustor #friendsatthetable #palisade 9363127
Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Noooo im sorry for your bloody nose 😭 it sucks in here right now!!! 110
Em @eternalribbit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026This sucks So Bad i’m so sorry :( hopefully they get it to you soon!!! 010