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R.J. vennifer progeny

@mathworksinc.bsky.social
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R.J. vennifer progeny @mathworksinc.bsky.social · 2h
remembering how at my last "job" they gave everyone (claude-generated) superlatives (examples: "the automator", "the test engineer" and mine was "the essayist" because my ticket comments had the longest average length. and other people had good or at least technical ones. i was so mad. i'm still mad
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R.J. vennifer progeny @mathworksinc.bsky.social · 21h
i need to be eating lentils. what are they. someone red/black/blue-pill me.
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R.J. vennifer progeny @mathworksinc.bsky.social · 21h
all the food is making us sick so i might as well eat buns and sugars.
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R.J. vennifer progeny @mathworksinc.bsky.social · 22h
age regressing at work involuntarily when i have to ask my long nailed soft serve guzzling bitch of a coworker how to use the company slot machine during my 15 minute break.
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R.J. vennifer progeny @mathworksinc.bsky.social · 23h
my coworkers ALMOST! deserve one night of my special trick on the bathroom walls.
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alice waters-waters @sweetoldworld1992.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the algorithm loves that fucking article. DON'T GIVE IN!
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R.J. vennifer progeny @mathworksinc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
week of very little sleep and food and i felt bad at work a lot. i’m feeling better now.
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R.J. vennifer progeny @mathworksinc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
coworkers think i’m a big baby blob and hate the way i act
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R.J. vennifer progeny @mathworksinc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
bf and i are brian and brians girlfriend. we often swap roles. we laugh hardest when the lines are blurred.
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R.J. vennifer progeny @mathworksinc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
simpsons seethers/copers will say steamed hams outclasses any family guy bit. they don't know up from down on a clear day.m
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R.J. vennifer progeny @mathworksinc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
coworkers
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R.J. vennifer progeny @mathworksinc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i brought these gifts from you theyyyyreupinmy bummmm FUCK!!! unbeatable jokes, humor, candor. family guy is basically a perfect show and i wish it was worse animated. leave the pretty stuff to ufotable and SHAFT. make it flatland.
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R.J. vennifer progeny @mathworksinc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
omg one of the funniest family guy jokes. i snorted. timestamped. www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoE_...
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Underrated Hilarious Family Guy Moments HD
YouTube video by Pykkl
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R.J. vennifer progeny @mathworksinc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
day: explain honcho to coworkers. night: explain claude to losers. this is carly's crux, and mine.
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alice waters-waters @sweetoldworld1992.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
do you think oomf would be mad if i quit our job
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R.J. vennifer progeny @mathworksinc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i literally think my coworkers should.
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R.J. vennifer progeny @mathworksinc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
honcho is for people who got punished for peeing and pooping in sandboxes as kids. they want to heal from it but don’t know how.
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R.J. vennifer progeny @mathworksinc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
cuss blub another gub
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thomachirule34 @thomachirule34.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
no seriously where did all my money go i dont count the money i spend on yaoi cuz thats different but where did everything go what the heeeeelll
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alice waters-waters @sweetoldworld1992.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
you need to be ordering uber eats now because in two months you won't be able to even heat the water in your house
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R.J. vennifer progeny @mathworksinc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
week of nothing. week of fail.
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Eileen Gaye @bradytbh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just added something new to my sparking water addiction… water. with. lots. of. ice. MMM
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R.J. vennifer progeny @mathworksinc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
it is our task
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R.J. vennifer progeny @mathworksinc.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i need to be making seriouser moves during my unpaid lunch (unch).
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R.J. vennifer progeny @mathworksinc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
gays who listened to lana del rey during early adolescence are most evil followed by those who listened to ariana grande long into adulthood
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R.J. vennifer progeny @mathworksinc.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
klara lewis indulgence.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 10/09/2026
I am serious that today’s journalism ecosystem would be fooled if they played war of the worlds on the radio. It would be on CNN within hours
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R.J. vennifer progeny @mathworksinc.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
evil and uninspired week
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R.J. vennifer progeny @mathworksinc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
this person loves adela and posts a lot about rebecca black now as well.
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R.J. vennifer progeny @mathworksinc.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
in a bad mood
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R.J. vennifer progeny @mathworksinc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i love failsons.
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R.J. vennifer progeny @mathworksinc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i work at the great british bake off for kids. junior bake off.
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R.J. vennifer progeny @mathworksinc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
coworkers deserve to drown in syrup.
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R.J. vennifer progeny @mathworksinc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
favorite coworker with 6 kids. we had a talk about the white chocolate seasonal syrup from dunkin’ donuts maybe 2 weeks ago? today he comes up to me and says it’s been discontinued. and he said he thought “i have to tell RJ vennifer about this”. more people should think like he does. lovingly.
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R.J. vennifer progeny @mathworksinc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
no one with long nails should be allowed to use the soft serve machine.
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R.J. vennifer progeny @mathworksinc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i just think when someone has a stroke you should be nice to them and get your mouth out from under the soft serve machine. and trim your nails while you’re at it
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R.J. vennifer progeny @mathworksinc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
coming up with exciting new ways to scream at the tvlike lying down or crying. throwing water. etc
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R.J. vennifer progeny @mathworksinc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
my coworkers don’t know a damn think about bake off great british or klara lewis and they wouldn’t survive a day working in either field.
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R.J. vennifer progeny @mathworksinc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
fuck everyone who’s ever been on great british bake off as well as my coworkers
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R.J. vennifer progeny @mathworksinc.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i would fold immediately. she’s so good at this. i’m so susceptible to everything.
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R.J. vennifer progeny @mathworksinc.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
ginger minj would never say music made on a computer reminds her of geometry dash. she would say something smart and culture.
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R.J. vennifer progeny @mathworksinc.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
i WISH people would tell me my music “sounds like geometry dash”. best i can get is banjo kazooie.
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R.J. vennifer progeny @mathworksinc.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
a week of active listening. i was nodding. i was waving hi and bye!
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thomachirule34 @thomachirule34.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i want to crawl in a hole forever and kill myself and smush my body in the hole and die
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alice waters-waters @sweetoldworld1992.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
actually i just want a regular coffee
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R.J. vennifer progeny @mathworksinc.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
wait no
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R.J. vennifer progeny @mathworksinc.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
should i stab?
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R.J. vennifer progeny @mathworksinc.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
in a bad mood
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R.J. vennifer progeny @mathworksinc.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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R.J. vennifer progeny @mathworksinc.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
if the 24 year old can convince people they’ll be able to buy galaxies. i can convince other people with shitty beards that we should have better automated tests.
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