iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

sarah @esseless.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

as G-d as my witness, I will never watch "T-d Lasso"

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sarah @esseless.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

hey, it’s November i’m feeling dismal i’ll knock yr hat off call me Ishmael

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sarah @esseless.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

holyfking shit how tf did i miss this? my favorite (living) polar scholar and my favorite (living) guy talking about the Book of All Time? 😍

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sarah @esseless.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

"We have a truck on fire, we have a man on the lift. We are unable to find the switch to turn the lift off, can't stop the dancing chickens. Send an electrician."

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sarah @esseless.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

entering my John Hinckley era

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sarah @esseless.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

cheap and easy long weekend idea! sit in the dirt and dig dandelions and be sad about everything.

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sarah @esseless.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

what do you think this is about

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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I am no more lonely than the loon on the pond that laughs so loud.

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sarah @esseless.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

i am, of course, an exceptionally lonely person

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sarah @esseless.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

the day that i was dreading has finally come. i like the saxophone now.

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sarah @esseless.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

cease to eat a Lemonhead when an uneaten Lemonhead yet remains? i simply cannot.

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sarah @esseless.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

new perimenopause symptom unlocked: listening to The Specials and crying.

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sarah @esseless.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

anybody want to make crop circles with me

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sarah @esseless.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

[to the tune of "Tenth Avenue Freeze-Out"] MILLENNIAL CRASH OUT

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sarah @esseless.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

when a cartoon character hits his thumb with a big mallet

A map of Michigan showing the election results of the Senate race by county. The Thumb is dark purple.

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sarah @esseless.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

uh oh! A comedically large anvil has fallen on Morgan Wallen. Tonight’s concert has been cancelled, please go home.

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I have to be honest. She's growing on me.

Photo of the alien facehugger on a human face.

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That Gay Guy 💬 @gayguycandleco.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

MICHIGAN DEMOCRATS: If you have already voted for Mallory McMorrow and wish to change your vote, you can contact your local clerk to have your ballot spoiled and a new ballot issued. 🗳️

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sarah @esseless.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

"If you have the courage of your convictions you can face the universe."

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sarah @esseless.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

LET’S GO MICHIGAN LET’S GO

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sarah @esseless.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO ABBREVIATE PUSH MESSAGES LIKE THIS

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sarah @esseless.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

I’m in love I’m in love and I don’t care who knows it

A bag of Haribo Sour Sodas. The bag says "Share Size" but I disagree.

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sarah @esseless.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

i need to be in a body of water

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

donald trump is once again on the white house roof. he has reportedly been told what the requirement is to appear on us currency and “agreed to do it.” we cannot see his expression from this distance but he has just begun to sprint. a surprisingly fast pace for a what has been a sedentary presidency

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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

"Generally speaking, I think it takes a special kind of gall to assume that what a desperate world needs is your particular spin on giving up." organizingmythoughts.org/declining-in...

“We need more people highlighting solutions, practicing care, bracing for impacts together, and naming the openings we might push through—which is why the public broadcast of doom and despair deserves scrutiny right now. Pessimism is not foresight, and despair is not a synonym for political clarity. Not because people are obligated to be cheerful, but because resignation, transmitted as a factual conclusion, becomes an invitation to surrender.” - Kelly Hayes

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sarah @esseless.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

I grow old... I grow old... I shall wear the bottoms of my cargo pants rolled.

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sarah @esseless.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

ooooh yes my favorite genre of AI-generated image: make the slop tool imagine an actual, physical tool. it simply cannot do it!

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sarah @esseless.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

i pay four dollars a month for the PBS streaming service but i would gladly pay Netflix prices if they didn’t censor the swears

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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

They're stealing billions of your money to pay off violent right-wing psychos while doing everything in their power to spike gas up to $5 a gallon, make groceries into a luxury and hand the country over to the oligarchs who want to permanently replace you.

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sarah @esseless.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

god I wish I still had these

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sarah @esseless.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

if i could have any superhero ability it would be the thing where animals know instinctively that you are friend

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sarah @esseless.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

should i get Doc Martens or is it a midlife crisis

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

happy may day! every right you have as a worker was written in blood ❤️

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sarah @esseless.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

been digging in the garden all day, and all the while under the watchful stinkeye of the robins. i hope they don’t think we’re competing for resources.

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sarah @esseless.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

i think i should start smoking cigarettes again wdyt

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Ben Dowsett @bendowsett.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Israel alone killed over 75 journalists in 2025, something many of the people I'm currently reading breathless posts from have still said nothing about.

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sarah @esseless.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

"There he goes now; to him nothing’s happened; but to me the skewer seems loosening out of the middle of the world." Herman Melville, Moby-Dick, Ch.125

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sarah @esseless.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

it’s 2026 and there isn’t a service that can find me a song that sounds exactly like the song i just listened to 30+ times in a row

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sarah @esseless.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

robins built a nest on my front porch light, and one of them is always monitoring it from somewhere nearby. this means that anytime i glance out the window, there is a small songbird somewhere in my field of vision, staring into my home with (probably) murderous intent.

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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Let us do without soldiers. The joy built upon successful slaughter is not the right kind of joy; it will not do; it is fearful and it is trivial.

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sarah @esseless.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

if i could eat a whole bag of Brach’s Classic Jelly Beans every day for the rest of my life, i would.

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sarah @esseless.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

"If you’re not going to pay us enough to fucking live or afford to live, at least pay us enough not to do this shit."

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sarah @esseless.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Plucking My Chin Hairs in the Car on the Way to Work

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