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@espierce.bsky.social
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Balloon-Juice, salt water adjacent, Floridastan resident, reader

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espierce @espierce.bsky.social · 1h
Rahm always knows best according to Rahm. Emanuel-Hegseth ‘28.
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espierce @espierce.bsky.social · 2h
#RaysUp
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espierce @espierce.bsky.social · 17h
Amazing likeness.
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espierce @espierce.bsky.social · 22h
Sure John, just yesterday I heard people in the grocery saying if that John Kennedy fellow from Louisiana gets in the race, I’m voting for him, he’ll fix everything!
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espierce @espierce.bsky.social · 23h
#RaysUp
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Roger ZenAF 🖕🐸🖕 @rogerzenaf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is Garrett Langley, CEO of Flock Surveillance Cameras. He does not like his photo shared publicly because he values his privacy. Seriously. 🙄
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espierce @espierce.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvlT...
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Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers - I Won't Back Down
YouTube video by TomPettyVEVO
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espierce @espierce.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
’29 AG
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espierce @espierce.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He’s been filthy tonight.
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espierce @espierce.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yep, but back then republicans could feel shame, unlike today.
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espierce @espierce.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Flop sweat much?
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espierce @espierce.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nixon framed himself.
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espierce @espierce.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Blew my hopes right there, dammit.
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espierce @espierce.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@tbogg.bsky.social
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espierce @espierce.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Whelp, the first one’s resting on the bottom of the Potomac River by now.
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espierce @espierce.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’ve been texting him all morning with giraffe jokes.
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espierce @espierce.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#JollyforFlorida
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espierce @espierce.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
BRB, changing my voter registration right now…
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espierce @espierce.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#PopeBob
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espierce @espierce.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Man, that’s Pope Bob of Chicago you’re slagging there and I’m not even Catholic.
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espierce @espierce.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When Hegseth takes Viagra he only gets taller.
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Angie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Join USF Bulls for Angie students for a rally on Sun, Oct 4 at the Oval Theater. This event is happening one day before Florida’s voter registration deadline, and voter registration will be available on site. #AngieforFlorida #Tampa RSVP: Angie4us.com/USF
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espierce @espierce.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pope Bob of Chicago is putting the hammer down on the nerds and I’m here for it.
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espierce @espierce.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeah, no substitute for experience.
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espierce @espierce.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nah, she’s just changing his diaper.
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espierce @espierce.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I hope the return to Florida as often as possible the next four weeks because Jolly and Nixon’s numbers gain a percentage point or two after every visit.
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espierce @espierce.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hello 911, I’d like to report a murder.
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espierce @espierce.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m with you on the gummies.
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espierce @espierce.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
www.amazon.com/Hypershell-E...
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Amazon.com: Hypershell X Max S Exoskeleton for Hiking Walking, 39% Less Effort, 1000W | AI-Powered Motion 0.31s Response and 97.5% Gait Sync Keep Every Step Natural with 10 Adaptive Modes for Differen...
Amazon.com: Hypershell X Max S Exoskeleton for Hiking Walking, 39% Less Effort, 1000W | AI-Powered Motion 0.31s Response and 97.5% Gait Sync Keep Every Step Natural with 10 Adaptive Modes for Differen...
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espierce @espierce.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That may be an assisted mobility device that I read about recently and would explain the protrusion on his ass.
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espierce @espierce.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He’s like someone doing Quaaludes and cocaine or shooting speedballs that never shuts up.
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espierce @espierce.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Damn son, that’s a punchable face if I’ve ever seen one.
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espierce @espierce.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That accelerated nicely. FAFO!
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espierce @espierce.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Doge boys?
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espierce @espierce.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Damn, I thought he already was.
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espierce @espierce.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Let’s get this done Florida.
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espierce @espierce.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bet your internals are positive too because your opponent is panicking.
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espierce @espierce.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pete actually leads from behind you know, back in the rear guarding the gear.
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espierce @espierce.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s called death pallor in the catalog.
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espierce @espierce.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That is his skin tone. Ever see him without his *makeup*? Yikes!
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espierce @espierce.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Automatically defends the administration’s cover-up. What a surprise.
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espierce @espierce.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nope.
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espierce @espierce.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That’s the sound of one hand clapping.
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espierce @espierce.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If only…
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espierce @espierce.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Epic fail on the *Gotcha*
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espierce @espierce.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me either; re-seeding should be a thing.
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espierce @espierce.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pope Bob of Chicago has got the mojo!
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espierce @espierce.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Little man has big ambitions.
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espierce @espierce.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I believe it’s about falling off his *wall* on the Mexico border.
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espierce @espierce.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah, with a woman but put him in a room with young studs exercising and it’s not a problem. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
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