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@esperofthewoods.bsky.social
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𝐈'𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞, 𝐈'𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐠𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐛𝐨𝐲 | Modern day druid | MVRP | MDNI

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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 6h
It's vanilla. Was he doing this in part for a joke? Maybe but he's welcome to have it.
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 7h
Cracks his back, his neck and his back
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sliding over a bowl of icecream to @nimblenemesia.bsky.social
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𝕿𝐡𝐞 𝕭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝕭𝐮𝐬𝐡 ⚘.⋆˚࿔ @dozycandytuft.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
starseed 🪱 i accidentally fell down a rabbit hole of transphobia on twitter that made me feel really sad and hopeless so hii everyone, trans rights are human rights 🫶
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Off comes his bandage and out come the plant eye.
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Do you think an axe will work?" He will then look at the orb, an axe will probably break that yeah.
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Someone's excited."
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh hey his doggo is back.
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Jayce McBride | Jericho @lycandergbro.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"𝙔𝙚𝙖𝙝, 𝙄'𝙢 𝙖 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙛𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙖, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙙𝙤𝙚𝙨𝙣'𝙩 𝙢𝙚𝙖𝙣 𝙄 𝙢𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙤𝙣𝙚, 𝙢𝙮 𝙙𝙪𝙙𝙚!" 🐺 𝐌𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐧 | 𝐅𝐮𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 | (𝐒𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭)𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐲 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬 🐲 🐺 𝐍/𝐒𝐅𝐖 | 𝐀𝐝𝐮𝐥𝐭 𝐖𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫 | 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐬/𝐓𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐨 𝐃𝐍𝐈 🐲 🐺 𝐌𝐕𝐑𝐏 | 𝐎𝐂𝐑𝐏 | 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬 🐲
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"I need to trim these plants again..."
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A hum following while he thinks about it, taking his own legt slightly as he thought about it. "Dare, lets go with dare."
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Nyahah!"
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— 𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐚𝐫. @the-winner.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
"𝐈 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞, 𝐈 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐈 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐦𝐲 𝐟𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐲 ████ 𝐉𝐞𝐬𝐮𝐬 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭, 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐈 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐨 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐟 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭" [ ❤️ + 🔄 ]
A castle in the middle of the forest. The pinned post references "I earn my life" by Neil Cicierega.

"I earn my life, I earn my life.
I learned it from my father, and I tell it to my" 

The word "wife" is redacted because the character does not have a wife, nor does he know how to get one.
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
[17] "You know I think this suits you," Esper would comment as he brushes the others hair carefully into a pattern.
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Whyyyyyyy not?
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sharpening his axe.
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He would look directly up once he was standing on him. "Well well well. What's all this then?"
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"The moon."
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Oh have I noe!" Another playful punch returned. He isnt entirely sure what he is going to get him but this is a good distraction while he thinks.
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"No I just felt like it, my furry friend." He gives a small smirk, "well i guess I will have to get you something hih?"
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Oh?" a small smile and a playful punch, "Happy birthday then."
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A small head tilt, "Oh yeah? Why is that?"
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Monday?" blink blink.
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He's gonna just kiss him
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"I heard about a kiss."
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Slide
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Thats what it says."
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Puing Ny Pns"
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Esper noise
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"But do you know what kind of stuff I know?" a brief hum followed, "tell you what, come back to mine and maybe i'll let you pin me down again."
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Well yeah if I'm feeding you ice cream i'd expect it." a shrug followed, "Well i do like me a smart guy my little orchid."
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"yeah yeah, but I can figure something else you can put in your mouth," He'd give a chuckle, "never said you where."
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Yeah but i hand made this, and how would you like it if i nibbled your fur?"
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"A very cute ice cream," He'd pull away the hand with the chewing, "I wouldn't do that."
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Needs more gay sex
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Well I don't smell like ice cream when I get embarrassed Orchid." Well if he is there is nothing wrong with that
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Well what a pleasant little surprise he's just discovered.The half hug seemed to tighten "Heh, just like that huh? I think we will get along just fine."
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"And I'm sure you can get quiet heated in other ways my little orchid." His smirk seems to get even bigger, "I'm sure you can convince me otherwise."
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"Well, I'm sure we can certainly find out can't we?" His smirk would grow as he moved just little closer, "Because you started off pretty intense yeah~?"
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"No, are you always this jumpy?" He'd open up his phone to show it clearly locked away in some kind of lab? "There you go."
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"Nah see I got proof," Pulls out his phone, "beside why do you think it smells for bleach?"
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"But heres a question my little ice cream, are you intense?" His smirk seemed to grow wider as he tilted his head to the side with a chuckle.
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
He would blink a few times before tilting his head with a small laugh. "I know what vanilla is, I was making a joke since it's like, the basic ice cream flavour. Yknow?" Still the little lesson was, if nothing else, a little funny and at least a little interesting.
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"Sorta!" A smirk,
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Flop
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"Vanilla huh?" He would blink a few times, "You don't strike me as a very plain sort of person."
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A shrug followed, "I asked very nicely."
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"I suppose but wheres the fun in that?" a snicker seems to follow, "Esper, and you are?"
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Ya welcome." He would let out a small chuckle with that
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