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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧

@esperofthewoods.bsky.social
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𝐈'𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞, 𝐈'𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐠𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐛𝐨𝐲 | Modern day druid | MVRP | MDNI

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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 6h
"Nyahah!"
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— 𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐚𝐫. @the-winner.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
"𝐈 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞, 𝐈 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐈 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐦𝐲 𝐟𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐲 ████ 𝐉𝐞𝐬𝐮𝐬 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭, 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐈 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐨 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐟 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭" [ ❤️ + 🔄 ]
A castle in the middle of the forest. The pinned post references "I earn my life" by Neil Cicierega.

"I earn my life, I earn my life.
I learned it from my father, and I tell it to my" 

The word "wife" is redacted because the character does not have a wife, nor does he know how to get one.
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Whyyyyyyy not?
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sharpening his axe.
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"The moon."
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Thats what it says."
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Puing Ny Pns"
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Esper noise
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𝔸𝕝𝕖𝕩 ℂ𝕠𝕕 @astrongbeauty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀" 𝘖𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘥𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘥𝘦𝘯 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘢 𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘳. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘕𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘮𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘸. " ⠀
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Needs more gay sex
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"No, are you always this jumpy?" He'd open up his phone to show it clearly locked away in some kind of lab? "There you go."
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"Nah see I got proof," Pulls out his phone, "beside why do you think it smells for bleach?"
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"Sorta!" A smirk,
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Flop
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A shrug followed, "I asked very nicely."
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Ya welcome." He would let out a small chuckle with that
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Slow head up from a bush, "Yeah?"
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"Man that mustn't be good for your lack of joints."
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𝚂𝚎𝚙𝚑𝚝𝚒𝚜 . . . @poeticdeaths.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
𝙏𝙧𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙙 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙫𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙮 𝙔𝙤𝙪'𝙫𝙚 𝙤𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙚𝙙 𝙪𝙥 𝙋𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙤𝙧𝙖'𝙨 𝙗𝙤𝙭
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Throwing @mydogteeth.bsky.social's favourite tarp on top of her. "Told ya I'd get it back."
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"Okay who wants A good blunt?"
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Off goes the bandage, a range of plants springing put from his left eye.
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
His eye would briefly look down at the dog and then back up at her. "They certainly are," with that he took a chance to invite himself inside. A small smirk on his face as he turned to inspect the plants. "Always the places they least expect huh? Don't worry me and the cops don't see each other >
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Why not?
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"I know you are, but that's fine."
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"Pick your poison," That could be literal. He would flash him a smirk, "yeah but the spirits don't like you very much."
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Sliding on over, arm on his shoulder, "well we can't have a pretty thing like you getting lost in the woods."
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"and what brings a guy like you to my neck of the woods?"
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"My face isnt that new but hello~"
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"what that dog doing?"
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"Hello handsome~"
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"Yes. Grass also screams when you cut it."
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"You ever think its weird plants talk back?"
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𝖵𝖺𝗇𝗂𝗅𝗅𝖺 @nimblenemesia.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"Somebunny loves you!" Height: 4'11 Weight: 10kg Species: Mini Rex Rating: N|SFW ════════════════════════════════════ ✦ .  ⁺   . ✦ .  ⁺   . ✦ .  ⁺   . ✦ .  ⁺   . ✦ .  ⁺   .   ︶⊹︶︶୨୧︶︶⊹︶︶⊹︶︶୨୧︶︶⊹︶︶⊹︶︶୨୧︶︶⊹︶︶⊹ ⚠️ Viewer Discretion Is Advised ⚠️ 🔞 No Minors Beyond This Point 🔞 #OpenRP #Multiverse
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"Oh I made sure to be careful," He would give her a small cocky smile despite her protests. Tilting his hat up to see her better she could see his bandaged eye. "Figured it would have been nice to see someone else with the gift." He would then give a small sniff of the air, "Oh, grower are you?"
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"Sure sure whatever," and off he goes, he will be back.
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"Bleh"
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"I'll find you when I get the tarp baaaaack."
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"Im not axe murdering you im axe murdering them."
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"Hey they took your tarp and they took my plants."
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"No." And out comes his axe. "I think they are."
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"Ehhh, to one of those buildings with blacked out windows."
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"It's also other federals."
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"It's not cops."
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"Nah we're gonna get it back. I have problems with the feds."
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"Like, that way," points off to the distance, "said they needed it for some testing."
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Sharping his axe
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"I am being serious."
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"And I promise you I didn't steal it. I watched some feds take it."
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𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 @esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"I didnt take it the government did."
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