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Esmeralda von Leftist

@esmevonsly.bsky.social
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🏳️‍🌈 Chaotic good, now more chaotic than good she/her

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Esmeralda von Leftist @esmevonsly.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I’ve entered a Michael Jackson hyperfixation and I don’t care to leave. I also can’t tell if my crush is on Michael Jackson, Jaafar Jackson, or Jaafar as Michael Jackson. Maybe all?
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
i know im old af bc i be sitting around waiting to watch Last Week Tonight with Jon Oliver like it’s the mf Sopranos
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Esmeralda von Leftist @esmevonsly.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I don’t really care who wins but this winning by punting or whatever is very boring
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Esmeralda von Leftist @esmevonsly.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
THREE MINUTES!!!!!!!!!
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Esmeralda von Leftist @esmevonsly.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Imma go hang out with socialists tomorrow, Wadsworth’s wife would understand.
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Esmeralda von Leftist @esmevonsly.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Well now I’m obsessed with James Garfield and Chester Arthur
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
aside from failed candidates and the Trump administration, whose prospective misery tonight is bringing you the most joy? I think mine is Cardinal Dolan
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Katarina Hit 🐀 she/her @katarinahit.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
(minneapolis voice) LORD I SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE FOR NEW YORK
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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
ITS A BLUE TSUMAMDANI
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Esmeralda von Leftist @esmevonsly.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
MAMDANI!!!!! God I wish I was a New Yorker
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Esmeralda von Leftist @esmevonsly.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
I think I am the only person in the world who has watched A House of Dynamite as many times as I’ve watched it
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Esmeralda von Leftist @esmevonsly.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I know a lot of people hated A House of Dynamite but I absolutely loved it (even though I was frustrated at the ending).
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Esmeralda von Leftist @esmevonsly.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ABOUT BEN SOLO HOW DO WE FIX THIS
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 03/09/2025
enshittification | noun | when a digital platform is made worse for users, in order to increase profits
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Esmeralda von Leftist @esmevonsly.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
And now I’ve watched The Poughkeepsie Tapes and same deal as before. It’s a terribly made and acted movie. If you’re going to make a provocative movie at least make it well.
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Esmeralda von Leftist @esmevonsly.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Look. If you’re gonna make a movie like Megan Is Missing, at least make it good. That movie was fucking terrible all the way around. And a really good indication of what will NOT happen if you get scammed by someone on the internets.
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Esmeralda von Leftist @esmevonsly.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
I despise Reed Richards’ stretchy power, please tell me he has others
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Esmeralda von Leftist @esmevonsly.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
I had children with the WRONG MAN 🤬
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Esmeralda von Leftist @esmevonsly.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Ok look. LOOK. I’m not saying I’m not gay, but David Corenswet could get it. I’d be bi for a man like Clark Kent
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Esmeralda von Leftist @esmevonsly.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Do you have any idea how much I hate living in red states all the goddamn time 😩
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Esmeralda von Leftist @esmevonsly.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
The longer I’m gay the more gay I am 🙃
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Esmeralda von Leftist @esmevonsly.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Y’all Superman was so good!
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Esmeralda von Leftist @esmevonsly.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Where are all the lesbians in Atlanta? Come find me dammit
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Esmeralda von Leftist @esmevonsly.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
I haven’t been here much lately have I missed anything
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Esmeralda von Leftist @esmevonsly.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
I’m tired of being respectable-ish I think I’ll just be chaotic now
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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
I have a tenuous grip on whatever this is.
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Governor Gavin Newsom @governor.ca.gov · 08/06/2025
The federal government is moving to take over the California National Guard and deploy 2,000 soldiers. That move is purposefully inflammatory and will only escalate tensions.
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Jason Kint @kint.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Amazing. Respect the lede.
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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
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Anna Hughes 🍁 @annaghughes.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I got no popcorn left at this point.
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Esmeralda von Leftist @esmevonsly.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Wait what did I miss between Elon and Trump?
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Esmeralda von Leftist @esmevonsly.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Ok literally nobody believes that I’m gay and that’s rude. 🤬
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Esmeralda von Leftist @esmevonsly.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Happy Pride! 🏳️‍🌈
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Esmeralda von Leftist @esmevonsly.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
I don’t want any of the men anymore. Time to find a girlfriend.
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Esmeralda von Leftist @esmevonsly.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
I think I’m just gay now
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Someone recently told me I was lying to my audience about being a leftist. So...just checking...were you ever under the impression that I am anything like a leftist? I'm, like, super obviously a normal boring lib...right? Happy to work with leftists. Much respect to them! But, like, look at me...
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Rick @rickylongthread.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
He literally tweeted: This is a great time to BUY! Just hours ago. And then he paused tariffs. He’s literally committing crimes in front of the entire world. 😳
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
To the world: We are fighting back. Our movement has been silenced by the media here—but we are not backing down. This is what our streets looked like across multiple cities. Tomorrow, there will be more of us! Raise a glass to freedom. —With love, Your American allies.
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
A+ community note.
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Jeff Sharlet @jeffsharlet.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
You can read this and be depressed that so far the U.S. has lacked the courage to do this, or you can get a little jolt of encouragement--it can be done. Here's an example.
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Finally *liberated* from a strong economy, record stock market, and historically low unemployment.
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I have a hard time with the way we let Bill Clinton still be a thing.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I'm watching CNBC. These anchors are so angry. They really didn't believe he'd do it. They're actually just now, 10 years into this shit, realizing he's a maniac hellbent on revenge and there's no grand plan for the markets. Better late than never but holy shit.
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Esmeralda von Leftist @esmevonsly.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Rewatching Don’t Look Up and it’s so much more upsetting this time around
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
He wore the cheesehead hat in WI. Spent $20 million. Paid people to sign petitions. Paid people to canvas. Did million dollar giveaways. A rally. TV interviews. But I guess people in Wisconsin didn’t appreciate an oligarch trying to buy their civil liberties.
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Cory Booker @corybooker.com · 02/04/2025
I may be tired and a little hoarse, but as I said again and again on the Senate floor, this is a moment where we cannot afford to be silent, when we must speak up.
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Esmeralda von Leftist @esmevonsly.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
2013-2016 was an insane stretch of years but I can’t remember why, I just remember the feelings it caused
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 02/04/2025
Booker finally yields after more than 25 hours of speaking 👏👏👏
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